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- My reunions coming up this Summer, now I regret what I've done…
Who says you have to go
- I loved the FJ conspiracies and civil war like **** that happe…
Up for it, fuckboy?
- Sex Pistols is instantly what I thought of!
Old meets new
- Why would you marry someone who doesn't do anything around the…
Trial period is over
She was 19. 19. Give her a chance to learn how to do chores for a sec geez. Trust me she knows how to do chores and why they're important now, she's in the military.
I thought basically all kids had to do chores, that's part of being a kid for most people.
You make it sound like a 19-year old that doesn't know how to clean or do anything useful around the house is the most natural thing in the world.
Not trying to piss on your cornflakes, I'm happy it all worked out, but it's not unreasonable for people to question your reasoning here as far as I can tell. Maybe we got the wrong picture when you described what she was like before.
see gif for my initial impression
Oh trust me when we first got together it was a big problem. She was still in college for a while so I was fine with her not bringing in the big bucks. Her externship was unpaid as well, so she was overworked quite a bit so I let the chores thing go for like two years. It took an entire year of back and forth for her to learn that parents =/= servants and that I was a person, not her dad. It took a year because I was working 15 hour days at the time, so we didn't have much instructional time. These final two years were with the military so things have been great, but I wasn't going to force her to cook for me once she got back home from her shift, but the days when she did it without me asking were amazing, and that's the point.
FJ will jump all over any flaw in a relationship when the majority of the people here are alone. People argue, yell, get over their past in a slow but deliberate manner, fight, the whole thing. If her only flaw was that she didn't bring money in during her time in college (some people do, most people don't) and she didn't do chores for a while because she didn't know she was supposed to, she's alright. But because I think that, like 8 people in this thread called me a cuck. Well I'm married and have a free house and education, and most likely they're not.
if she was cooking apprentice for 3 years. there is no way she was able to shovel in money.
does not explain the chores parth tbh
- Who the **** is Fidel Castro? All I see is the Designer from a…
Up for it, fuckboy?
Oh god the memories
DSend, Mondo, rage comics, Le
The Golden Age was far more sinister than we believed
I loved the FJ conspiracies and civil war like shit that happened year after year. Unfortunately, I don't see many of those people that I friended years ago, like EmperorColo or my brother Dethlepricon. Shit makes me nostalgic
- I was gonna say, it sounds like he knows exactly what he's tal…
Divictetr Xabr Yttak
She's talking out her ass.
Your nose is not proportional to your nasal arch OR depth. This is blatantly false information.
There is no tissue for there to be indentations in, thus no way to tell they wore glasses
Facial reconstruction is largely guesswork. What Purple is doing is spouting off bullshit that seems feasible to people who also have no idea what goes into facial reconstruction.
- If Didi did have an affair with Chucky's dad, they'd ******* k…
I mean aside from the seiries showing chuckies mom once or twice. Its not entierly unplauseable, chuckie was older than other kids. But still they did show her.
**madethistoreply used "*roll picture*"**
Covering it up for the kid's sake.
- According to the Halo wiki, master of stealth is confirmed ali…
What? But... in one of the novels, he and Halsey get picked up by the Chief while he's returning from the ruins of the first Halo. And he ends up getting blown away by a plasma shot from a friggin' Covenant cruiser while he's out on the hull of a different Covenant ship. Are the novels... like... not canon? Selectively canon?
That was SPARTAN-008: Li. He was a Spartan II like Chief, while Jun is a Spartan III.
Here's a list:
Hes still training them actually.
- I'm with you anon.
Xirter Fuams Gevocco
- Just checked wikipedia, and apparently pissing pug was removed…
That Fearless Girl statue...
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