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joshwontwon

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Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/03/2015
Location:My house
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#99 - do you work a local grocery then, too? Like a family owned business?  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Rick and Morty- You Pass... 0
User avatar #100 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
well kinda I work at HEB it's family owned and they're mostly in Texas. I haven't seen any outta state, but they're everywhere here.
User avatar #101 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Well they are not in Ohio but then again Texas be far away.
User avatar #102 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
Aye it is so what grocery chain you work at.
User avatar #103 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
It's an extremely small business. Only ever had two stores and the first one just got shut down last year. It's called Kohls Finer Foods Inc. Very small...
User avatar #104 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
You aren't kidding one store damn. HEB got's enough stores to where i can basically transfer to nearly anywhere in texas. So is this one of the only grocerys stores in town or is just one of the smaller ones
User avatar #106 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
The only small grocery, they have a walmart in the same town, but our butchery is the best.
User avatar #107 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
We got our walmart in our town as well but really the only reason people go to it is it's closer and open 24/7, but jesus christ they got some shitty ass cuts of meat. I used to be a apprentice to a butcher in our town shit was mad fun so whenever they have the position i'm moving to our meat market section.
User avatar #111 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Dude, meat cutting seems like such a fun job, but all my friends complain about the terrible smell.
User avatar #113 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
if you complain about the smell and you're a meat cutter then it's not the job for you
meat cutting is fucking fun though even though i've nearly lost my finger a couple times
User avatar #115 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah, even just meat and cheese slicers can get people a few cuts.
#97 - Some of them. Not all of them are good looking after all.  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Rick and Morty- You Pass... 0
User avatar #98 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
true
User avatar #99 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
do you work a local grocery then, too? Like a family owned business?
User avatar #100 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
well kinda I work at HEB it's family owned and they're mostly in Texas. I haven't seen any outta state, but they're everywhere here.
User avatar #101 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Well they are not in Ohio but then again Texas be far away.
User avatar #102 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
Aye it is so what grocery chain you work at.
User avatar #103 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
It's an extremely small business. Only ever had two stores and the first one just got shut down last year. It's called Kohls Finer Foods Inc. Very small...
User avatar #104 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
You aren't kidding one store damn. HEB got's enough stores to where i can basically transfer to nearly anywhere in texas. So is this one of the only grocerys stores in town or is just one of the smaller ones
User avatar #106 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
The only small grocery, they have a walmart in the same town, but our butchery is the best.
User avatar #107 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
We got our walmart in our town as well but really the only reason people go to it is it's closer and open 24/7, but jesus christ they got some shitty ass cuts of meat. I used to be a apprentice to a butcher in our town shit was mad fun so whenever they have the position i'm moving to our meat market section.
User avatar #111 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Dude, meat cutting seems like such a fun job, but all my friends complain about the terrible smell.
User avatar #113 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
if you complain about the smell and you're a meat cutter then it's not the job for you
meat cutting is fucking fun though even though i've nearly lost my finger a couple times
User avatar #115 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah, even just meat and cheese slicers can get people a few cuts.
#26 - Heather won in the third series. 06/18/2015 on Drama +1
#25 - there was at least 5 06/18/2015 on Drama +1
#88 - I too bag groceries for a living.  [+] (14 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Rick and Morty- You Pass... +4
User avatar #95 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
sweet so do you hit on all your coworkers too or no
User avatar #97 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Some of them. Not all of them are good looking after all.
User avatar #98 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
true
User avatar #99 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
do you work a local grocery then, too? Like a family owned business?
User avatar #100 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
well kinda I work at HEB it's family owned and they're mostly in Texas. I haven't seen any outta state, but they're everywhere here.
User avatar #101 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Well they are not in Ohio but then again Texas be far away.
User avatar #102 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
Aye it is so what grocery chain you work at.
User avatar #103 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
It's an extremely small business. Only ever had two stores and the first one just got shut down last year. It's called Kohls Finer Foods Inc. Very small...
User avatar #104 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
You aren't kidding one store damn. HEB got's enough stores to where i can basically transfer to nearly anywhere in texas. So is this one of the only grocerys stores in town or is just one of the smaller ones
User avatar #106 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
The only small grocery, they have a walmart in the same town, but our butchery is the best.
User avatar #107 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
We got our walmart in our town as well but really the only reason people go to it is it's closer and open 24/7, but jesus christ they got some shitty ass cuts of meat. I used to be a apprentice to a butcher in our town shit was mad fun so whenever they have the position i'm moving to our meat market section.
User avatar #111 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Dude, meat cutting seems like such a fun job, but all my friends complain about the terrible smell.
User avatar #113 - zerpderp (06/18/2015) [-]
if you complain about the smell and you're a meat cutter then it's not the job for you
meat cutting is fucking fun though even though i've nearly lost my finger a couple times
User avatar #115 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah, even just meat and cheese slicers can get people a few cuts.
#112 - yeah you're right, no use arguing about nothing. 06/18/2015 on Please stop +1
#109 - don't ya'll understand how lightwaves makes colors?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Please stop 0
User avatar #111 - gitanisme (06/18/2015) [-]
colors are nothing anyway nigga
it's all about your retina cells and if they function properly
plus black isn't the absence of light it's the absence of visible light, visible light that we usually call COLORS duh

"i'll kick your ass so hard you'll see colors" is an expression
User avatar #145 - paddypancake (06/18/2015) [-]
www.thefreedictionary.com/colour
Coulours aren't the light, they are attributes of objects. Black is a colour too, because the coulour black is the attribute of an object to absorb all visible light.
User avatar #112 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah you're right, no use arguing about nothing.
#110 - captaincrapface (06/18/2015) [-]
Light waves don't make colors. Its our eyes and brain interpretation of the light waves.
#27 - I serve addy not defeat addy. 06/18/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin +4
#106 - Black is the absence of light not absence of color and white i…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Please stop +1
#108 - gitanisme (06/18/2015) [-]
"they're light not colors"
"therefore they are indeed colors"
User avatar #109 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
don't ya'll understand how lightwaves makes colors?
User avatar #111 - gitanisme (06/18/2015) [-]
colors are nothing anyway nigga
it's all about your retina cells and if they function properly
plus black isn't the absence of light it's the absence of visible light, visible light that we usually call COLORS duh

"i'll kick your ass so hard you'll see colors" is an expression
User avatar #145 - paddypancake (06/18/2015) [-]
www.thefreedictionary.com/colour
Coulours aren't the light, they are attributes of objects. Black is a colour too, because the coulour black is the attribute of an object to absorb all visible light.
User avatar #112 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah you're right, no use arguing about nothing.
#110 - captaincrapface (06/18/2015) [-]
Light waves don't make colors. Its our eyes and brain interpretation of the light waves.
#51 - Love me some booty bongos 06/18/2015 on Booty drumming is my... +1
#68 - black and white are colors....  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Please stop 0
User avatar #81 - gitanisme (06/18/2015) [-]
black isn't a color
white is all colors at once
User avatar #106 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
Black is the absence of light not absence of color and white is an achromatic color so it's a mixture of all kinds of light not color. Therefore, yes they are indeed colors.
#108 - gitanisme (06/18/2015) [-]
"they're light not colors"
"therefore they are indeed colors"
User avatar #109 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
don't ya'll understand how lightwaves makes colors?
User avatar #111 - gitanisme (06/18/2015) [-]
colors are nothing anyway nigga
it's all about your retina cells and if they function properly
plus black isn't the absence of light it's the absence of visible light, visible light that we usually call COLORS duh

"i'll kick your ass so hard you'll see colors" is an expression
User avatar #145 - paddypancake (06/18/2015) [-]
www.thefreedictionary.com/colour
Coulours aren't the light, they are attributes of objects. Black is a colour too, because the coulour black is the attribute of an object to absorb all visible light.
User avatar #112 - joshwontwon (06/18/2015) [-]
yeah you're right, no use arguing about nothing.
#110 - captaincrapface (06/18/2015) [-]
Light waves don't make colors. Its our eyes and brain interpretation of the light waves.
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #2 to #1 - joshwontwon (01/16/2014) [-]
added you because Josh's
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
figured lol
User avatar #5 to #3 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
Personal message before you were famous ;)
User avatar #6 to #5 - joshlol (01/14/2015) [-]
i deleted my #1 comment
User avatar #7 to #6 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
duuuuuuudeeee what?! NO!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - joshlol (01/14/2015) [-]
sad day
User avatar #9 to #8 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
I look through my old comments from time to time and I cringe so hard. maybe you're not missing out on anything
User avatar #10 to #9 - joshlol (01/14/2015) [-]
i meant the first comment on my profile lol
User avatar #12 to #10 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
oh wow. haha typical joshlol
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