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joshwontwon

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:My house
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3741
Highest Content Rank:#18643
Highest Comment Rank:#1130
Content Thumbs: 44 total,  67 ,  23
Comment Thumbs: 4013 total,  5141 ,  1128
Content Level Progress: 79.66% (47/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 89% (89/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:5595
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:2357
FJ Points:3837

latest user's comments

#121 - I want more states represented  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on England is not from Texas +2
#130 - thesovereigngrave (04/20/2015) [-]
I second this.
#12 - why they no disappear! 04/17/2015 on Pillow tetris +4
#53 - For the superstitious, does the old opening an umbrella turn i… 04/17/2015 on Future 0
#6 - What grounds did they expel him? They chose to not give him ho…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Very cute and sex +319
User avatar #67 - monkeysniper (04/17/2015) [-]
My only question was if he actually knew Russian or not at this point or was very quiet and spoke little to begin with.
#57 - fefe (04/17/2015) [-]
If you fake some sort of impairment, that's definitely grounds to be expelled upon.
#55 - unpheasantsurprise (04/17/2015) [-]
Academic honor board
#53 - bann (04/17/2015) [-]
At risk of sounding like sir douche nugget, I'll still say lying to teachers is grounds for expulsion. Or at least being sent to another school.
User avatar #20 - victhree (04/16/2015) [-]
Maybe it was a private school.
User avatar #11 - manza (04/16/2015) [-]
no you see theres a shocking thing out there that people do...its called lying if i recall. See how it works is that a person makes up stuff instead of telling the truth. people can say anything they want and if its good enough or funny; hell people will believe you. Shocking you know! Currently im on an important case about how i see certain images every other day. i think people post images again and dont give credit but i just cant fathom a reason for it.
#66 - fefe (04/17/2015) [-]
Well clearly he's prepared for the real world, because bullshitting people is what gets you hired these days
User avatar #17 - wrpen (04/16/2015) [-]
The fuck are you on, because your dealer seems to have given you the cheapest shit he could find.
User avatar #18 - manza (04/16/2015) [-]
i cant believe this site believes shit like this. its tumblr for fucks sake; everything that gets to the top there is a load of shit. not saying it happens only there but its most common there. people honestly believe this? dont tell me you believe in greentexts too; holy shit
#30 - hillbillypowpow (04/16/2015) [-]
Shit son you coulda just said it was made up
User avatar #19 - wrpen (04/16/2015) [-]
Damn, son, it's a joke. "Two guys walk into a bar, both yell 'ow'!", "What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bucket of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!" "Your life!". It doesn't have to be real to be enjoyable, or do you just irrationally hate all fiction?
User avatar #47 - xxjohnnyxx (04/17/2015) [-]
but what about the glue?
User avatar #50 - tikitaco (04/17/2015) [-]
I knew you'd get stuck there, coral.

STUCK THERE, CORAL.
#35 - fefe (04/16/2015) [-]
It's like you just read the piano and tuna one on the front page and you're already trying to get people to fall for it, kek, it's not even a good joke
#33 - manza (04/16/2015) [-]
>tfw people fall for your memeing antics
User avatar #16 - TheMather (04/16/2015) [-]
He pretended he couldn't read, write or talk English, in other words unless he told them so in Russian, he never actually lied, he just simply did nothing.
#17 - Well I find it nice that she still let them take the picture anyway. 04/16/2015 on Limitations 0
#107 - ***** why do you even care? 04/16/2015 on candlejackismyhomi's profile 0
#10 - for some people it's the opposite. inb4 too edgy 04/15/2015 on I'll meet you at the... 0
#41 - no, Michael Cera 04/13/2015 on Niggas huntin +4
#10 - there was also gathering peeps. Like berries and nuts and **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Niggas huntin 0
#51 - sparkshock (04/13/2015) [-]
ah, the berrypickers
#40 - fefe (04/13/2015) [-]
You mean women?
#41 - joshwontwon (04/13/2015) [-]
no, Michael Cera
#50 - He had more than one bite out of it. Either he decided to do t… 04/13/2015 on Jim +1
#14 - pokemon snap inspired! 04/12/2015 on Selfies 0
#95 - The list never sayed Donger guys! 04/11/2015 on Tumblr comp 0
#190 - what's with the band around the wrist then?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Oh God 0
#192 - wilicious (04/09/2015) [-]
Looks like an access band for something like a festival or event.
#9 - that dude looks like the reading rainbow man 04/06/2015 on Good Goyim 0
#137 - >Condoms >Lube >Bananas 04/06/2015 on Win A steam game 0
#19 - my last name i kuhlman pronounced cool - man. I'm not even cool wth! 04/06/2015 on Great names 0
#1 - isded 04/06/2015 on I wonder what Admins... 0
#1 - Dude, that's some epic luck. Keep it 5ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on nuzlocke luck off the charts 0
#3 - dzimo (04/06/2015) [-]
i know right? i was like this didnt just happen. especially with nuzlocke rules i was like: shit next pokemon i cant catch. and then i caught it.
#2 - The /f/itizens would be pissed. I don't think any of us would … 04/06/2015 on Zombie Apocolypse 0
#1 - the ultimate smooth skin  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Meep 0
User avatar #2 - nataliedormer (04/06/2015) [-]
#2 - Test reply. 04/06/2015 on test +3
#2 - and then Jesus invites you on stage to rock with him 04/06/2015 on Baby Jesus 0
#2 - with princess leia. That'd be the bomb 04/06/2015 on Disney Heroines and Villains 0
#94 - isdep  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on things are different in anime +2
User avatar #105 - moisture (04/06/2015) [-]
isdeq*
#74 - Everything is awesome! 04/06/2015 on Lego batman 0

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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #2 to #1 - joshwontwon (01/16/2014) [-]
added you because Josh's
User avatar #3 to #2 - joshlol (01/16/2014) [-]
figured lol
User avatar #5 to #3 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
Personal message before you were famous ;)
User avatar #6 to #5 - joshlol (01/14/2015) [-]
i deleted my #1 comment
User avatar #7 to #6 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
duuuuuuudeeee what?! NO!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - joshlol (01/14/2015) [-]
sad day
User avatar #9 to #8 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
I look through my old comments from time to time and I cringe so hard. maybe you're not missing out on anything
User avatar #10 to #9 - joshlol (01/14/2015) [-]
i meant the first comment on my profile lol
User avatar #12 to #10 - joshwontwon (01/14/2015) [-]
oh wow. haha typical joshlol
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