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#128 - haha I would, but the man's the owner of the store. It's a fam… 09/03/2015 on this +1
#37 - My job just gives me something to close my mind off, until I g…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2015 on this +1
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#124 - Daeiros (09/03/2015) [-]
Don't take those lists too personally, that may be his job.

Inspectors, for example, cannot turn in an inspection sheet with a glowing review, they will get fired for failing to find something wrong. They only have a job because it is assumed that you suck at yours, and if that isn't true, then they aren't needed anymore.
This lead to the industry term, "ghost turds" If all else fails, there is some invisible poop on the floor left there by ghosts, because they have to make something up to complain about if they want to remain employed.

You forgot to dust the light bulbs.
There is a cobweb in an impossible to reach place.
There is a tire mark in the parking lot.
Something, anything, just so that comment section isn't blank.

If the complaints seem ridiculous, take it as a compliment because that is the closest you can ever get to hearing "good work"
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#78 - lokischosen (09/03/2015) [-]
That is incredibly toxic workplace behaviour >.> talk to your hr man, that's not cool.
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#128 - joshwontwon (09/03/2015) [-]
haha I would, but the man's the owner of the store. It's a family owned business. I can't do nuffin
#107 - Who else is glad they're not on drugs right now? 09/03/2015 on Tfw epic joke 0
#11 - was craving pepsi 08/31/2015 on rest in pepperoni wes craven +9
#14 - What about silver?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2015 on Well... 0
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#37 - schwerdaddy (09/01/2015) [-]
I used to lover her, gave her silver.
Now what I want, is to fucking kill her.

I'm the real Slim Shady
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#24 - truezen (09/01/2015) [-]
what about purple?
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#35 - schneidend (09/01/2015) [-]
What is this, amateur hour? Nurple.
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#36 - truezen (09/01/2015) [-]
nurple is a word you fucking pathetic scrub. blocked.
#12 - What if I give her a pat on the back. 08/31/2015 on Hit it from the back +1
#13 - The cat picked you... 08/30/2015 on Free Kitty! 0
#14 - That sounds exactly like something from Phil of the Future. 08/30/2015 on Note Cards +5
#36 - Ice bear wants justice 08/29/2015 on Pokemon Then and Now +8
#35 - and the OP rolled dubs. How awesome. 08/28/2015 on green texts 0