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#9 - Picture 10/25/2014 on Mad skillzz 0
#2314481 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2314483 - flobberbuckett (10/25/2014) [-]
why is the sound 3d holy shit
User avatar #2314484 - reallynotdashie (10/25/2014) [-]
asmr
User avatar #2314487 - flobberbuckett (10/25/2014) [-]
michael rosen asmr just what i needed
#2311452 - pet pet **** I'm bored.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Friendly 0
#2311486 - xing (10/25/2014) [-]
#2311444 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2311447 - NutHut (10/25/2014) [-]
tkich
#1063766 - The only thing that comes to mind is the Haruhi suzumiya movie… 10/24/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1063762 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1063803 - redclover (10/25/2014) [-]
AAARZGGHH/10
#1063331 - Well, the last episode of Aldnoah.Zero was a big slap in the f…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1064040 - megavoir (10/25/2014) [-]
#2304446 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Friendly 0
#2304420 - link plox  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2304427 - frigidalt (10/23/2014) [-]
Check tumblr, they have people posting videos of it
#2304425 - frigidalt (10/22/2014) [-]
Uhhh.. well, the video I had got removed
#2303694 - Picture 10/22/2014 on Friendly +1
#10 - why is this still an analogy? Its so ******* simp…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/22/2014 on The glass lost half it's... +268
#170 - drillaz (10/22/2014) [-]
It's about the first perception of the glass, not the action involved.
How would you describe it if you saw it?
"Hey would you pass me that glass that only contains half the original liquid I would like to drink?"
#126 - wimwam (10/22/2014) [-]
The idea is that you walk into a room with a glass there- say what it is. You didn't see anybody pouring or drinking, it just is what it is.
#81 - mahaiz (10/22/2014) [-]
**mahaiz rolled image**
User avatar #52 - sandpounder (10/22/2014) [-]
My thoughts exactly except still philosophical. If your filling it halfway it's half full, same for your life. If it was bad but getting better you're probably going to be optimistic. While if you had a great life and it becomes bad you're probably going to be pessimistic.
#48 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2014) [-]
the glass is always full, unless vacuum
#25 - Womens Study Major (10/22/2014) [-]
You think you're so clever dont you? You lil shit, the problem is you have 0 information about how the glass was filled/emptied. Its just a glass of water presented to you.



#23 - ripinkill (10/22/2014) [-]
It's made to refer to optimism and pessimism. optimist do not feel entitled to a "full glass" so to speak so they view the glass as always being half full, whether or not it used to be fuller before, as long as its not empty, its something, while a pessimist sees things with entitlement views "i deserve or requested such in such" and as such if the glass is below the mark they feel entitled too (full) they will view the glass as partly empty. You are taking the analogy in a literal/realistic sense so you are probably a realist/pessimist. most people don't have analogies for realist, as they are an inbetween, and making analogies for the extreme pessimist and optimist is easier. The analogy is not so much the situation of the 50% filled glass itself, but how a pessimist vs and optimist would view the situation.
User avatar #17 - adviceweed (10/22/2014) [-]
I understand your train of logic on lines 2-3, but I'm not entirely sure the premise is that simple.

+1 for making me look at it like that tho.
User avatar #11 - thepandaking (10/22/2014) [-]
but I mean if it's 50% full of water, and you happened upon it without acting on it, and had no knowledge of whether it was filled or emptied to its state, that's where this thing comes into place. I mean it's not meant to be over complicated, but still.
User avatar #38 - theuglypanda (10/22/2014) [-]
heil
#12 - BloodyTurds (10/22/2014) [-]
Actually I think the glass is both half empty, and half full; assuming a 50% fill ratio
A glass with 25% water could be said to be half empty, but not half full, because half it is empty.., and so is another quarter...
#19 - zenokurosagi (10/22/2014) [-]
Or a cup with 25% water could be said to be completely full because it's filled with 25% water and 75% air.
#21 - BloodyTurds (10/22/2014) [-]
Indeed, though can a cup really be considered full in the first place, since its not an enclosed space..
A cup full to the brim, can still contain more water, it would simply form a convex meniscus upon the top. so should it be considered full without this extra water?
#26 - wat 10/20/2014 on Should've gotten the vasectomy +10
#24 - I got this guy to do a dramatic reading of this review. 10/20/2014 on Smooth as eggs +3
#2295907 - Picture 10/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2295834 - my internet is now 4 times faster gettin right w… 10/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2295830 - Picture 10/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2294633 - I think it's a pretty big ******* waste of money …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2294639 - Sperit (10/20/2014) [-]
8 if it is good
#2294616 - My friend played this song today and I couldn't reme… 10/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#2294550 - Picture 10/20/2014 on Friendly +1
#12 - Picture 10/20/2014 on True love +1
#2289436 - what kind of autist picks daisy over peach  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Friendly +1
#2289438 - yasuri (10/18/2014) [-]
#2289434 - **** I'm sorry, I read your question wrong. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Friendly +2
#2289440 - fellfox (10/18/2014) [-]
Hehe oh alright
#2289426 - the kind that puts people to sleep with boredom  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Friendly +1
#2289430 - fellfox (10/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #2289434 - joshkroger (10/18/2014) [-]
shit I'm sorry, I read your question wrong.

now I feel like a cock.

But I'd say house
#2289440 - fellfox (10/18/2014) [-]
Hehe oh alright
#31 - Picture 10/17/2014 on Hentai Dialogue +7
#28 - the guy working under the 1-ton truck that's supported by 2x4s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Why women live longer than... +4
#29 - therealbigboss (10/17/2014) [-]
probly weighs a bit more than a ton, its a compact truck but still at least ton and a half, but yeah I feel it. As an amateur mechanic that shit makes me cringe so hard.
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User avatar #1000 - fyxy (08/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
you can lick my asshole admin
#1112 - lightarcanine (11/20/2014) [-]
Hey. Happy birthday, man.
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - joshkroger (11/20/2014) [-]
oy you too!
#1103 - harime ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
How dare you mention me in a place I can't access, slut.
How dare you mention me in a place I can't access, slut.
#1105 to #1104 - harime ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Wow, okay, dick.   
I was kidding.
Wow, okay, dick.
I was kidding.
#1106 to #1105 - joshkroger (04/17/2014) [-]
But I was too
#1107 to #1106 - harime ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Right-o, Satsukunt.
Right-o, Satsukunt.
#1108 to #1107 - joshkroger (04/17/2014) [-]
I take all sides
I take all sides
#1109 to #1108 - harime ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Everyone needs a Nui Harime on their side.   
In fact, no. She's mine. Mine I tell ya.
Everyone needs a Nui Harime on their side.
In fact, no. She's mine. Mine I tell ya.
#1068 to #1067 - joshkroger (01/03/2014) [-]
**** yeah dude!

I helped spread around your comic about 4 hours after it was posted. Nice job making it original too. I saw the reaction picture of snake saying, "wat" a few times yesterdaty.

I've already got another idea for a comic thats not going to suck. But right now, I'm just chillin in my recliner. I got 3 wisdom teeth removed this morning. So if what I'm saying didn't make sense I'm sorry, and blame the pain medications. I'm also typing on my lap and drinking a slushi
#1069 to #1068 - iamnewhere (01/03/2014) [-]
Oh thanks a lot man! I think i noticed that actually. It had a slow start, and suddenly it was on the first "hot" page.   
   
Yeah, i've got a few ones buried deep as well, but 						*****					, we got like 3 months to make it before our current ones run out. I'm in no hurry.   
   
Oh 						****					, was it painful?    
How did you do it, awake or were you practically flying high?   
I might have to do that myself.
Oh thanks a lot man! I think i noticed that actually. It had a slow start, and suddenly it was on the first "hot" page.

Yeah, i've got a few ones buried deep as well, but ***** , we got like 3 months to make it before our current ones run out. I'm in no hurry.

Oh **** , was it painful?
How did you do it, awake or were you practically flying high?
I might have to do that myself.
#1070 to #1069 - joshkroger (01/03/2014) [-]
To be perfecting honest, I wish I had more teeth to get pulled.    
   
The procedure was easy as 						****					 and kind of enjoyable. The blasted me with nitro for a few minutes and that felt really nice, then they gave me an IV sedation and I slowly lost consciousness but I didn't care because I was high on laughing gas. The last thing I remembered was them injecting my gums with numbing agent while I was half sedated. The next thing I knew I was being helped out of the room by a nurse stumbling all over the place laughing.   
   
I laid in a separate room with my mom for a few minutes to wake up a bit more and then we left. I can still chew regular food on the left side of my mouth and the pain killers I have to take every 4 hours are really nice too.    
   
The whole thing feels like staying home sick from school, except I'm buzzed on pain pills and not sick.
To be perfecting honest, I wish I had more teeth to get pulled.

The procedure was easy as **** and kind of enjoyable. The blasted me with nitro for a few minutes and that felt really nice, then they gave me an IV sedation and I slowly lost consciousness but I didn't care because I was high on laughing gas. The last thing I remembered was them injecting my gums with numbing agent while I was half sedated. The next thing I knew I was being helped out of the room by a nurse stumbling all over the place laughing.

I laid in a separate room with my mom for a few minutes to wake up a bit more and then we left. I can still chew regular food on the left side of my mouth and the pain killers I have to take every 4 hours are really nice too.

The whole thing feels like staying home sick from school, except I'm buzzed on pain pills and not sick.
#1071 to #1070 - iamnewhere (01/03/2014) [-]
Were you knocked out cold right before you woke up, or were you just not conscious and talking out your ass?
Were you knocked out cold right before you woke up, or were you just not conscious and talking out your ass?

User avatar #1072 to #1071 - joshkroger (01/03/2014) [-]
Well the IV is way different than a general anesthetic, so it was like getting woken up in the morning. I was still doped up but I knew what I was saying and had logical reasoning. I just needed help walking.

But the girl across from me in the recovery room was gone, nothing she said made sense.
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - iamnewhere (01/03/2014) [-]
Lol now i'm kind of looking forward to it.
Never had a problem with dentists or doctors.
User avatar #1064 - usb (12/29/2013) [-]
rood
User avatar #1065 to #1064 - joshkroger (12/29/2013) [-]
woah man, don't overload your 5-volt resistor.
User avatar #1066 to #1065 - usb (12/29/2013) [-]
**usb puts his hand on your neck**
User avatar #1049 - kaitora (12/22/2013) [-]
Eyyy
#1050 to #1049 - joshkroger (12/22/2013) [-]
whats up!
whats up!
#1051 to #1050 - kaitora (12/22/2013) [-]
Nothing much. about to go get some pizza.

What have you been up to?
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - joshkroger (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm on winter break right now, so not a whole lot. Just going to hang out with a friend later, that much is established. I also get my wisdom teeth out on the 3rd. Thats all I have planned for about 2 weeks
User avatar #1053 to #1052 - kaitora (12/22/2013) [-]
Same here. Do they hurt?
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - joshkroger (12/22/2013) [-]
They used to about a month ago, but not anymore. They grew in right, its just that my mouth doesn't have any room for them so they gon' get pulled.
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - kaitora (12/22/2013) [-]
Don't wanna scare you but when my dad got them pulled out, the teeth cracked in half and they had to take a bit off his jawbone to get the rest out.
User avatar #1056 to #1055 - joshkroger (12/22/2013) [-]
Ya, the whole procedure can get a little ****** . I'm not too worried about it.
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - kaitora (12/22/2013) [-]
Well let's hope it goes well.

Do you like Top Gear?
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - joshkroger (12/27/2013) [-]
I don't know how I keep forgetting to reply to you. Sorry...

But yes, that show is a religion
#1021 - kaitora (11/16/2013) [-]
Hi...   
   
It's me, soarinbolt, therealthunderlane, toneboi, in case you remember...   
   
I see you haven't really been on since the 7th of this month, but I hope you will come back on soon. I'm sorry I kind of forgot about you, I'd love to talk to you sometime.
Hi...

It's me, soarinbolt, therealthunderlane, toneboi, in case you remember...

I see you haven't really been on since the 7th of this month, but I hope you will come back on soon. I'm sorry I kind of forgot about you, I'd love to talk to you sometime.
User avatar #1042 to #1021 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
jeesus ****** tits how many accounts have you had

like.. 6 ?

althoguh i'm not one to talk
#1043 to #1042 - kaitora (11/26/2013) [-]
More like 8 iunno.
More like 8 iunno.
User avatar #1044 to #1043 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
i think i've had 10-11

man i should clean my room today and get rid of all the **** i have but I went and became lazy because i feel kinda sick

again.
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - kaitora (11/26/2013) [-]
lel.

Isn't it a bit late already?
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
well it's 20:00 so I have about two-three hours.
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - kaitora (11/26/2013) [-]
Not enough. Procrastinate.
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
for a little while yeah
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - joshkroger (11/18/2013) [-]
Of course I remember you! I've been gone for awhile mostly because I work, have school, and some other studies. Also this site really doesn't have much for me anymore besides the occasional content browse. No one on FJ really talks to me anymore.
#1023 to #1022 - kaitora (11/19/2013) [-]
What do you work with nowadays?   
   
You could always try talking to people, if you have the drive for it...
What do you work with nowadays?

You could always try talking to people, if you have the drive for it...

User avatar #1024 to #1023 - joshkroger (11/19/2013) [-]
I work at a grocery store helping customers, but today is my birthday (I'm now a legal adult) so I'm going to try to get a job in an auto shop.... any position. Most places turned me down because I wasn't 18 yet with liability and blahblahblah, but now I am. I love cars and working on them. I quit football so I could have more time to work on more cars and electronics. Since I'm limited on time with school and all; I educate myself through books and teh interwebs. Making great progress but I've got a ways to go. Honestly just been working my ass off and saving money. Kinda funny that my first goal was saving up money to spend building this super PC and now that I've done it, it doesn't get nearly as much use.... I'm in a comp programming class but I'm not even programming stuff on my own like I thought I would, also programming is tedious and literally zero fun.

Anyways, I asked my parents for some financing toward a car for my birthday, I don't know what I've received yet. I'm going to find out later tonight.


But that's been my life recently.
User avatar #1026 to #1024 - kaitora (11/20/2013) [-]
Btw **** man this phish stuff is amazing.
#1025 to #1024 - kaitora (11/20/2013) [-]
That means you're only three exact days older than me!

I hope you get the kind of job you find! Good luck on your studies!

Well, how did it turn out? I've had a car for good 4 months now, getting a license on monday.
#1027 to #1025 - joshkroger (11/21/2013) [-]
Thanks   
I ate dinner with my parents and brothers. I got a few thoughtful cards from out-of-town family. The loot included mainly gift-cards and a new flannel shirt. I generally don't ask for much, but it was nice getting a few things! They told me they'd help me buy a car when I found the one I want.     
   
Also I've had my license for over a year but its not all that fun to have without something to drive impulsively. Sorry for all these late replies, I had a 5 hour shift after school today. Time zones are a bitch.
Thanks
I ate dinner with my parents and brothers. I got a few thoughtful cards from out-of-town family. The loot included mainly gift-cards and a new flannel shirt. I generally don't ask for much, but it was nice getting a few things! They told me they'd help me buy a car when I found the one I want.

Also I've had my license for over a year but its not all that fun to have without something to drive impulsively. Sorry for all these late replies, I had a 5 hour shift after school today. Time zones are a bitch.
#1029 to #1027 - kaitora (11/21/2013) [-]
Nice.

Oh yes, you 'Mericans and your 16yo licences. What kind of car do you want?

No problems.
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - joshkroger (11/21/2013) [-]
An ideal car for me would be a truck only because I do landscaping for occasional money. If not, some type of ford or GM SUV. I really like American cars, but an chance comes along to get a eupean or Japanese I wouldn't complain.
#1031 to #1030 - kaitora (11/21/2013) [-]
> tfw our traffic consists of European and Nihon cars
> tfw I have a "Nihon" car, made in the UK

Go F150, the most pleb car ever.
User avatar #1032 to #1031 - joshkroger (11/21/2013) [-]
You really can't go wrong with a truck... Unless it's made by dodge. There are so many f150s on the road here. But I've always been a chevy guy.
User avatar #1034 to #1033 - joshkroger (11/21/2013) [-]
Yup! The new ones are so nice. My dad had a bright red 98 silverado, but we got rid of it for a new car last year. I miss it so.
User avatar #1036 to #1034 - kaitora (11/21/2013) [-]
Related to that, I think the new VW Amarok looks ******* great.

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:VW_Amarok_front.jpg
User avatar #1037 to #1036 - joshkroger (11/21/2013) [-]
looks a lot like a chevy avalanche You need to login to view this link
#1038 to #1037 - kaitora (11/21/2013) [-]
Speaking of which, I think that the Escalade might just be the most distasteful looking car ever produced.
#1039 to #1038 - joshkroger (11/21/2013) [-]
What makes ya say that? That particular one looks a little plain, but thats because its completely white. I never really understood smaller trucks with crewcab, there is almost no bed room.
What makes ya say that? That particular one looks a little plain, but thats because its completely white. I never really understood smaller trucks with crewcab, there is almost no bed room.
#1040 to #1039 - kaitora (11/22/2013) [-]
It's a pathetic effort to make a cheapo truck look posh. Like a Hummer H2 "Tahoe"...

White is not a bad colour.
#1035 to #1034 - kaitora (11/21/2013) [-]
The only truck we ever had was a Toyota Hi-lux 1994. Pic is a Volkswagen Taro, same car with VW branding, couldn't find a better pic...

I really liked that car, it even looked really nice. A darker gray than that, bars on the front, wheels were the same but black, off road suspension. Was really nice in the terrain. Shame I have no pics of it.
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