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#5 - source 06/09/2015 on Establish Dominance 0
#48 - for what if he is dying soon anyways  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2015 on he's chill. +2
#72 - veryfahnyjokes (05/24/2015) [-]
Whoah! How did you get so edgy?
User avatar #61 - unclebourbon (05/24/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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User avatar #7 - qazsa (02/23/2014) [-]
The way to nod in most places is moving your head up and down, the title of this is in reaction to someone asking you to nod cleeeeeeeearly a common occurrence amirite the person in the gif is shaking their head which is the opposite of nodding as it is used to usually say no instead of yes, thus they are shaking their head and saying not like this as in, you do not nod like this.
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#5 - hoopfan ONLINE (04/12/2011) [-]
any reason you're adding me? :)
User avatar #3 - SuperSkis (04/07/2011) [-]
your profile needs more comments
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User avatar #2 - Laukik (04/03/2011) [-]
Tell your friend good luck. As a lesbian trapped in a dude's body I sympathize.
User avatar #1 - Laukik (04/03/2011) [-]
Is that someone else's transition, or is it yours?
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