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#12 - **** me i lol'd, as an ex-computer tech this is the kind of **… 05/27/2016 on "Hard Drive" +20
#38 - gnarly waves brah 05/27/2016 on Wavepool in the backyard 0
#10 - just serve me my ******* drink lady, jesus christ 05/26/2016 on bar trick 0
#142 - girls with inverted jaw lines, I guess.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on make up 0
#145 - NutHut (05/25/2016) [-]
Sue me
#133 - you either have low standards or just don't care about your le…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2016 on make up 0
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#139 - NutHut (05/25/2016) [-]
Alternatively I have different tastes than you
#142 - jonnythan (05/25/2016) [-]
girls with inverted jaw lines, I guess.
#145 - NutHut (05/25/2016) [-]
Sue me
#13 - I'm a mixed-race mexican, white as all hell, i've had a puerto… 05/25/2016 on Yes. As a white male I am... +1
#8 - be honest, does anyone find her attractive? she's ******* weir…  [+] (42 new replies) 05/25/2016 on make up -10
#137 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
She's kinda male looking. kinda
#81 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/25/2016) [-]
Apart from her jaw being a little under developed and the fact she is slightly overweight (nothing that cant be fixed in a couple of weeks, unless she has problems with metabolism), she is pretty good looking.
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#135 - myreadyassyolk (05/25/2016) [-]
Fix in a couple weeks? Look at you being some repair man. Fuck off, she's not a roof or dog. She would hear that and walk away.
#136 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/25/2016) [-]
I am not sure if you are being genuinely retarded right know or just pulling my leg.
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#140 - myreadyassyolk (05/25/2016) [-]
I'm not a shitposter, or a at least not for a very long time, but you can't just look at someone and think what they could fix and how long just so that she's perfect for you. Even if it is on the internet, that's still fucked up. Especially someone who's not in need of any major help.
#146 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/25/2016) [-]
I can and I will. I said she is good looking but her weight in my eyes is holding her from reaching her optimal looks in my eyes.

It is called a subjective opinion. I was not stating a fact, I was expressing my view in a response to someone else's view.

Notice how I didn't attack the other guy for saying she is looking ''fucking weird'' even if I do not agree, instead choosing to present my perspective on the topic like any civilized fucking person would do.

If it is too hard for you to bear then I would suggest you get off the fucking internet and never return, because you are going to see a great deal of opinions just like mine, and even greater amount of comments like the one that I was responding to.
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#151 - myreadyassyolk (05/25/2016) [-]
This is just the response I'd expect. The unnecessary use of "fucking" despite the supposed calm demenear that you had. The "get off the internet" comeback. For someone so civilized, you sure know how to be aggressive when such aggression is far from the point.

My first comment was instigating, so you responded as such. I then replied with a brakedown of my background and simply had said that piecing together what a person, that you've never met, should do to be perfect in your eyes is perfectly fine. A bit high and mighty, aren't we? It's objective in a way that makes you seem so human that you've gone past being a person.
Congratulations, you've replied like an idiot when you didn't have to. Considering your comments, you'll just think of this as opinions and move on, huh?
#153 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/25/2016) [-]
This is simply me growing tired of your shitty demeanor. Also, I have never said she had to do anything. I am not forcing her to go jogging at gunpoint. We were talking strictly about her looks and I presented my opinion on conditions that would make her looks optimal in my mind. I am not forcing that viewpoint on anyone.

Tell me, what do you not understand about the term ''subjective opinion''?

''I then replied with a brakedown of my background and simply had said that piecing together what a person, that you've never met, should do to be perfect in your eyes is perfectly fine.''

Your words and I will quote: ''but you can't just look at someone and think what they could fix and how long just so that she's perfect for you''

Your hypocrisy is laughable.Your very first response was downright moronic. Now you try to act all smart by presenting a pseudo analysis of mind of someone who you do not know past several comments on the internet, simply because you spilled your spaghetti over a subjective, non-offensive opinion.

So no, I will not ''just think of this as opinions and move on'', because what you have written is not an opinion, but a personal attack.
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#154 - myreadyassyolk (05/25/2016) [-]
You can at least try to act like you're not pissed. You have the power of text over speech. As for your argument... the moment I read "spilled your spaghetti", I knew this isn't a serious discussion anymore. Gl getting gals to follow your advice and love on your angry memes.
Also doesn't take much to see that you're getting pissy despite the fact that you truly believe that you are in the right. Being this mad obviously means you aren't confident enough in what you said.
#157 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
Well it is a serious discussion. Using an analogy does not invalidate it in any way.

How awfully convenient for you to cherry pick through what Ive written just so you do not have to face the fact you have grown salty over somebody practically saying ''She would be hotter if she was slimmer'', like some kind of basement dwelling neckbeard faggot.

Also, have you ever thought that maybe I am mad for the simple reason that it is incredibly tiring to converse with someone who is as retarded as you? You come to a discussion and respond to an opinion with ''BUT YOU CANT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MAH WAIFU'' and when you are faced with the reality of the situation, you respond with: Your whole argument is invalid because you cussed and used an analogy.

Sorry, buddy, that is not how it works. What you did was a prime display of poor discussion skills in action. Using several falacies and typing ''lol you mad'' does not tip the scales in your favor in any way.

Now unless you actually have anything worthwhile to say besides your attempted grade A psyche bullshit (which only makes you look more like a neckbeard I already have you for), I would suggest we end this farce of a discussion before I will be forced to block you on the basis of wasting my fucking time.

Good day.
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#160 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
You again? Wow, neckbeard, "mah waifu", and even basement dweller. Ya know what, block me. I can't deal with someone who hasn't grown out of eating glue and crayons. I'll admit, I overreacted to you despite being one of the (at first) least agitating comments. Now I don't regret it. You've shown me that someone like you who comes back after 5 hours to vent leaves you just as angry and void of vocab. Good job on evaluating a girl on the internet. Even better job on proving that the only people who point out multiple minor flaws on girls are mentally impaired and use internet memes as a part of their argument.
Gl wherever you go.
#161 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
Holy shit could you please take off the fucking fedora and read what you have written again?

Also congrats on being able to read single words, maybe you will someday reach a full circle by being able to comprehend whole sentences, but I suppose everything has It's time.

I do not understand how you came to the conclusion I eat crayons and glue for pointing out the fallacy of you telling other people they cannot judge and evaluate the physical appearance of someone else. You really are fucking delusional. Also, the timespan is irrelevant, unlike you I do not have the whole day to sit in front of a computer and white knight girls on the internet like the faggot yours truly does.

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#162 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
You keep coming back and I'd say I feel sorry for you, but at this point, you should keep replying so I can just wait and see how long till you block me. I'm not gonna get anything accomplished telling someone that's mentally handicapped that they should get even more mad. Might burst a blood vessel there, so take it easy.
#163 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
You are really losing your touch dude, Is that all you've got? Being this weak, how will thou even raise thy sword to defend the honour of your internet maidens?

Exactly what reason would you have to feel sorry for me other than your delusional sense of false superiority?

Exactly on what do you base your assumption that I am mentally handicapped after all that downright moronic shit you have written?

I am not really even mad, I am just fucking disappointed with how weak your discussion game is. Another baseless response of ''U mad'' gives you no credit, and no matter how many times you will bother typing up those responses, you will not be any less of a basement dwelling white knighting faggot.

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#164 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
I like this. I only have to tell you enough to get you in the essay writing mood. Like I don't have to discuss anything that you just wrote. All it takes is simply pointing out the butthurt in your tone and addressing it as an insult. Even this will get a lengthy response for no reason in particular. If you give me like a couple of sentences only then that'd be great.
#165 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
This is exactly what I have expected, another pitiful ''lol u mad'' response, because no, at this point, you do not really have anything to turn the tables.

Well good luck defending your waifu you fucking degenerate, there are some more people who deem her not being a gift from god, so get cracking.
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#166 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
Gl getting the hook out of your mouth.
#167 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
Unlike you at least I dont have a dick in it.
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#168 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
A one liner? Nice. You're doing great!
#171 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
For someone who hasn't evolved mentally enough to give me a different impression that the are a troll in the very first response, you sure are pretty oblivious of your hypocrisy.
#169 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
I like how every single faggot like you detoriates to patronizing me at one point or another since they dont have anything better or valid at all to say.

So yeah, before, it was ''lol u mad'' and now you added ''just a bait'' to your galore of empty responses. Likewise buddy, you are doing great.

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#170 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
Other people? Wow, way to spread your wisdom to those less fortunate than you! I bet they just ran out of patience for your bs.
#138 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/25/2016) [-]
right now*
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#172 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
Damn man, we reached the comment limit. I'd rather look at some posts than to laugh at the steam lines coming off your head. Later, nerd.
#173 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
Right, a neckbeard defending women over the internet is calling me a nerd. You could build a career upon being a hypocrite.
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#174 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
Man, you're not losing anything by just going away. Granted, I'm tempted to do so but it's too fun seeing you say hypocrite each time you reply.
#175 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/26/2016) [-]
You know how it is. When the shoe fits...
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#176 - myreadyassyolk (05/26/2016) [-]
You either die a boot, or live long enough to become the snake in it.
#119 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
Watch what you say man, the White-Knights are out in full force today.
#120 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (05/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, I know, fuck objective criticism, right?
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#31 - ROFL (05/25/2016) [-]
Everyone has their own taste, but I find her face weird. It's almost as if she looks fake or dumb or both. I can't really point out what is weird about her face, nice tiddies though.
#22 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
she need to lose some weight, but otherwise, not so bad
#59 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
looks like the white knights have been busy today.

look at the pics around her waist... you've gotta be blind if you can't see the fat.
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#98 - hurpfry (05/25/2016) [-]
It's not white knighting, it's the fact that you're just inherently wrong
#118 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
lol she isn't obese, but she isn't skinny

so please just stop white knighting
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#126 - hurpfry (05/25/2016) [-]
I know she's not skinny, it doesn't need to be
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#18 - timbittwo (05/25/2016) [-]
She has an underdeveloped jaw.
As I've found with personal experience, that's a sign of mental illness.
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#14 - NutHut (05/25/2016) [-]
Are you serious?
Sure, her face might seem too slender but I'd sacrifice my left arm to dry hump her leg for 5 minutes.
#133 - jonnythan (05/25/2016) [-]
you either have low standards or just don't care about your left arm all that much.
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#139 - NutHut (05/25/2016) [-]
Alternatively I have different tastes than you
#142 - jonnythan (05/25/2016) [-]
girls with inverted jaw lines, I guess.
#145 - NutHut (05/25/2016) [-]
Sue me
#2276 - exactly what I needed 05/24/2016 on Mystery Amazon Package 0
#2275 - **jonnythan used "*roll picture*"** **jonnythan rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Mystery Amazon Package 0
#2276 - jonnythan (05/24/2016) [-]
exactly what I needed
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