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#21 - good luck with that 07/23/2016 on Leni Loud 0
#15 - age of consent doesn't mean you can go and **** 16 year olds.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Leni Loud +8
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#16 - sptnfouroneseven (07/22/2016) [-]
If you're 18 you can. Or 19 and they're 17. Outside of that it's usually considered statutory rape.
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#20 - anointedbyfire (07/23/2016) [-]
As a resident of Michigan I can tell you with full knowledge that you are incorrect, as long as the older party is not in a position of power/authority over you it doesn't matter if the younger is 16 and the older 116
#21 - jonnythan (07/23/2016) [-]
good luck with that
#37 - hilarious 07/22/2016 on Medusa +2
#41 - no seatbelt, don't care. natural selection doing it's job.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on [MORBID] Man sent flying... 0
#42 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
Maybe there was a seatbelt, he just wasn't wearing it.
#37 - no, funny junk had no part in this. everything from here …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on shrew too 0
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#38 - theJackal (07/20/2016) [-]
Oh right then. Reddit users then well done.
#51 - you're also probably the same guy that was told to "have … 07/16/2016 on Piatendel Ividu Wiete 0
#119 - I just got in a car crash a few days ago, I was very, very cal…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2016 on Usablamo Xedsadsex Dassave 0
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#121 - dzeusas (07/16/2016) [-]
You got into a car crash, not witnessed your loved one be shot and die in agony 20 cm away from you.
I know shock affects people differently, but these situations are not to be compared.
When my brother got hit by a car once, my mom went into hysteria instantly, nothing left out of her as a person at that point, a sobbing mess who could barely speak and even check on him.
I on the other hand, stayed calm and made sure to first check on how he was doing, made sure he's not standing up because of adrenaline and is not seriously hurt, then, once I knew he was more or less ok, the emotions started flowing and I wanted to kill the guy who did it.
#6 - totaled my car few days ago because of this reason. Dumb *… 07/15/2016 on Most Shocking Truck Crashes 0
#592 - **jonnythan used "*roll picture*"** **jonnythan rolled image ** 07/15/2016 on Can your rolls kill him? 0
#14 - aren't you describing Catholicism instead of christianity? … 07/15/2016 on lovejoy 0