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#3 - Picture 05/19/2015 on Canadian Astronaut +33
#27 - Right in the feels 05/18/2015 on baby panda meets mom for... +1
#51 - Bieber'sfw 05/18/2015 on Harry Potter popular 0
#6 - I was kinda hoping she'd say that she was on her knees sucking…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on oh god oh man +159
User avatar #41 - elcreepo (05/19/2015) [-]
Do you not know what a bottom bitch is

Hint, it's the one getting fucked
#7 - makebate (05/18/2015) [-]
''she''? did I miss something that you assume that it is from a girls perspective?
User avatar #36 - LoveAmorAi (05/18/2015) [-]
For some reason I assumed it was female when I read "when I quite doing porn" but switched to mail when they described the picture. I dunno...
User avatar #31 - KillinTime (05/18/2015) [-]
because no gender was given and there are thousands of women in porn for every man in porn (demand of the consumer and all that) making it far more likely that the poster was female.
User avatar #8 - TheHutchie (05/18/2015) [-]
It's a male reflex; we assume that all people involved in porn are attractive females until proven otherwise.
#23 - boomroastd (05/18/2015) [-]
i just assume all people on tumblr are females tldr im a sexist pig
#28 - Picture 05/16/2015 on Dammit +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Austria +201
User avatar #41 - CubanPete (05/16/2015) [-]
History Lesson Incoming...

The idea that Hitler was Austrian and not German is teeeeechnically true, in as much as Hitler was born in the country of Austria.

However. The entire Nazi ideology was based around the idea of the German race existing above something as petty as national borders. Germans lived in Germany, but Germans also lived in Austria, and in Czechoslovakia, which is why the Nazis were so keen on acquiring those places: the people spoke German and belonged to what was perceived as the German race. Likewise, Hitler being born in Austria did not - to him at least - detract in the slightest from his status as a German.

I know nobody asked, but I'm a history student and like explaining stuff.
User avatar #42 - authvin (05/16/2015) [-]
Austria would have been part of Germany after World War 1 if it wasn't for the Entente banning it, the joining of the two was something both nations likely wanted.

Nobody asked for this either, but I feel it should be mentioned
#52 - anonymous (05/16/2015) [-]
Well, if you ask an Austrian if they want to be part of Germany today, they will most likely say no.
User avatar #53 - authvin (05/16/2015) [-]
That's because they've spent 150 years separated from the rest of the Germans. Makes ya feel special, you know.
#55 - anonymous (05/16/2015) [-]
It's more to do with the Austrians trying to distance themselves from Hitler. They have also gone as far as to say they were the first nation invaded by the Nazis when in reality they welcomed the Nazis and had huge crowds cheering for them when they first entered Austria. While the Austrians will bring up the coup that occurred before the Anschluss, which is Austrian Annexation of march 1938 that was signed by the Nazis in power, as the only reason they signed it. The thousands of screaming Nazi fans seen in pictures and videos show that many were for the German-Austrian union along with the pressure the government was feelt before the coup from both Nazis and non-Nazis who wanted the union to occur. Also a history student.
User avatar #56 - authvin (05/16/2015) [-]
Another aspect to that is that not everyone praised Hitler - he only got 30% of the votes in Germany in the early 30's. He certainly had his supporters, and Nazism had widespread support, but there's an important difference between that and the entire nation being full-blooded antisemittic. A lot of Austrians probably only welcomed them because they were German, and did not care much for the Nazi ideology and focused more on the advantages of Austria being part of the bigger Germany.

Then there's the part of the crowd that cared nothing about politics, and simply thought Hitler to be a good leader. And he certainly was a strong and charismatic one.
#57 - anonymous (05/16/2015) [-]
I agree with everything your saying. I just have an issue with how Austrians today try to hide that they had anything to do with Germany and pretend they were forced into when they weren't. I also feel that is one of the main reasons Austria doesn't want to be a part of Germany.
#58 - authvin (05/16/2015) [-]
#6 - I'm Australian and I legit didn't know until just then that, t… 05/15/2015 on UberFacts 0
#294 - You can tell all the Beta's here by the ones saying that the c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on lets get a few things straight 0
User avatar #320 - leonhardt (05/12/2015) [-]
Having a booty is literally 100% excess fat unless you mean to tell me that's all muscle
#190 - Hahaha I knew that was coming. No point trying to argue differ… 05/06/2015 on Nobody's happy +1
#19 - Really? No one cares about having a small penis, I seriously h…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Nobody's happy +2
#121 - lemleet (05/05/2015) [-]
you might have never heard someone complain because it is kind of a taboo subject and nobody really wants to talk about his small penetration spear
User avatar #22 - sledmondson (05/05/2015) [-]
you might be comfortable with it but none of your sexual partners have ever been . . .
#190 - jonntyy (05/06/2015) [-]
Hahaha I knew that was coming. No point trying to argue different over the internet, cause hey no one would believe me. So I'll just cop it
#66 - jackflak (05/05/2015) [-]
First we have fat shaming Fridays. That's fine, fat is something you absolutely have control over. Almost nobody can say "I'm fat because muh genetics and there's nothing I can do about it" and be correct. However dick size is something you have no control over whatsoever. Breast size isn't much better since fake tits just aren't the same as natural ones, but guys don't even have that option.

Shaming someone over something that they can't help at all is an asshole move no matter who you are. All you're doing is essentially dooming them to a lifetime of insecurity.
#187 - thegamepixel (05/05/2015) [-]
Of course there's an option for men. Why would Ron Jeremy lie to me?
User avatar #160 - trivdiego (05/05/2015) [-]
chill out buddy. if you can laugh at fat shaming fridays you can laugh at a fucking dick joke. Regardless of whether you can change your dick size or not, you need to learn to laugh at the most cold-hearted of jokes.
User avatar #111 - sledmondson (05/05/2015) [-]
Dude it's a joke on the internet, he said he had a small dick bud not me.
#72 - ExorArgus (05/05/2015) [-]
Found the guy with a small penis.
User avatar #84 - brassydolphin (05/05/2015) [-]
Found the cancer
#85 - ExorArgus (05/05/2015) [-]
#79 - jackflak (05/05/2015) [-]
Even if I did would that change what my message means?

Would you genuinely look at a child that has cancer and say "stop crying about cancer"?

Or I suppose a better comparison would be would you look a guy in the eye who has a hairlip or oversized cleft chin and say "eww gross" then laugh at them when they got mad at you?

Life throws unfortunate curve balls at everyone. I've learned to deal with mine, but that doesn't mean we should just accept that people are going to be assholes to people with more prominent misfortunes.
#81 - ExorArgus (05/05/2015) [-]
#86 - jackflak (05/05/2015) [-]
Just like it's a joke when all the cool kids dumped blood on Carry at the dance? There are jokes and pranks. Then there are mean spirited, cruel things meant to boost your own ego while ruining that of someone else. Saying "nobody you've ever been with has been satisfied by you" looks a hell of a lot like someone's trying really hard to hurt someone else to me.
User avatar #113 - sledmondson (05/05/2015) [-]
Dude I don't even know you, it's pure and simple a one line joke on the internet. You basically said anyone with penis insecurity is immature and stupid so how am I the bad guy here. Grow up and get a penis pump you silly little nugget.
#87 - ExorArgus (05/05/2015) [-]
You have a long way to go friend if you wish to survive here on the internet.
User avatar #91 - Brayney (05/05/2015) [-]
Let him keep fighting the good fight
User avatar #30 - shenro (05/05/2015) [-]
>implying he had any sexual partners.
User avatar #23 - keatontheghostfox (05/05/2015) [-]
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