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So I didn't really want to make an account, but I couldn't resist posting this shit I saw on the tv...

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    The life of a married man The life of a married man
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#19 - Yeah, that sounds like total bogus. Got any empirical evidence… 07/31/2016 on almost had it 0
#35 - Oh hey, a comic from Tumblr, and the reasonable side is portra… 03/30/2016 on Monster Pop! CH1 0
#29 - Cowboy bebop. 03/09/2016 on Dog playing tricks on a dog +4
#32 - Is there a canon explanation for why the people The Flash carr…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2016 on Flash`s feats 0
#37 - karlossacramento (03/05/2016) [-]
flash can control movement at the molecular level. that means that if he carries you, he actually accelerates all molecules in your body at once. Since everything accelerates uniformly, there is nothing which "lags behind" and gets ripped apart.
#34 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
I assume it has to do with Speed Force (the source of his power)
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#33 - bloodwing (03/05/2016) [-]
yea i think so that electric aura you sometime see on him protect him from gravity and the like and when he carrys someone they are inside it
#11 - Of course that kind of people are nowhere to be seen in fields…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2016 on Robot fights back +2
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#21 - pittheus (03/01/2016) [-]
That's a bit of a generalization. I go to a super liberal school and there are loads of science majors here. It's also a school that's good for science not some shitty community college.
#33 - I'm not into this stuff, but I'd figure the master/slave commu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2016 on misleading title +2
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#59 - penileburglar (01/30/2016) [-]
'Subset' wouldn't really quite be the right word, it's just a type of relationship. Some people are friends, some people are lovers, some people are master and slave. It's not really even all that indicative of what they do, 'master and slave' relationships vary wildly person-to-person.

But no, #24 and #33 are right, wearing a collar 24/7 is pretty rare. Even amongst those who participate in standing S&M relationships (which are arguably outnumbered by casual practitioners to begin with) most of us do have day jobs, and slave collars are rarely appropriate wear for such--the only people I know who wear their collar 24/7 are those who work in the fetish community, either making and selling fetish products or working at fetish clubs.
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#39 - burpityhatburp (01/30/2016) [-]
when you assume you make an ass outta u and me
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#36 - youngneil (01/30/2016) [-]
Wearing a collar all the time is never the norm.
#42 - Why in the world would they have needed to do savia? All… 01/16/2016 on Drugs 0
#41 - Spoken like someone who has no idea what it's like to take a p… 01/16/2016 on Drugs 0
#89 - First of all, when you do a cover you adapt the song to fit yo… 01/16/2016 on OPM English Cover +1
#81 - So weak. The OP version was doing his own thing with the… 01/16/2016 on OPM English Cover +1

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