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jonki

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/12/2010
Last Login:6/27/2016
Location:Iceland
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 415 total,  632 ,  217
Comment Thumbs: 1432 total,  1703 ,  271
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 40 Content: Sammich eater → Level 41 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:18509
Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:575
FJ Points:1827
Favorite Tags: funny (3) | lie (2)

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    Yahoo answer Yahoo answer
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    Forever aloe Forever aloe
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    THE WORLD WILL NOT END IN 2012 THE WORLD WILL NOT END IN 2012
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    In soviet russia In soviet russia
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    Two bullets Two bullets
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    Pervy Snowman Pervy Snowman

latest user's comments

#19 - I spent 100 buck the last time I clicked something like this..… 09/11/2015 on They're everywhere +5
#7 - neibb 04/28/2014 on jonki's profile 0
#26 - "as of march 29th" dude... it's march 28th.…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2014 on Goat 0
#28 - numbertwozeldafan (03/28/2014) [-]
The state-endorsed killings can be, you know, scheduled for a future date. It's one of the wonders of the judicial system.

While we're on the same subject, I can't help but be more upset about the lion deaths than the human ones.
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#44 - WelshPimp (03/28/2014) [-]
or they could be since march 29th last year
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#83 - numbertwozeldafan (03/29/2014) [-]
Shhhhh, he doesn't need to know that!
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#27 - commanderbunbun (03/28/2014) [-]
someone slept right through the international dateline
#54 - bonus points if he finishes getting doughnuts? 03/27/2014 on The longer you look, the... 0
#32 - I call ******** on this one! you obviously walked in on him ma… 02/13/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #6 0
#79 - minimum wage here is about the same, however our income tax is… 02/10/2014 on So true... 0
#149 - "If you think that there might be a ghost in your house, … 02/10/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 4 0
#6 - what the hell are you doing looking at 3 year old content?!?!? 01/27/2014 on Why do I suddenly want a 7up 0
#98 - sjálfsmynd? 01/23/2014 on Weird-ass bird found on... 0
#32 - well that's not entirely correct... places like hawaii and Ice…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Pangea with Current... 0
#42 - xxmemosxx (01/21/2014) [-]
There is no Hawaii on the map, but I'm assuming they put Iceland on for convenience.

it fills the gap between the UK and Greenland, a gap that shouldn't be there in the first place though