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#54 - drdiddly (04/23/2013) [-]
Some dumb bitch recently had a kid. He was cute and all but she made a facebook page for him. Only viewed it once and like 372 pictures had been uploaded. Some were just pictures of the kid sitting and some were him getting a bath. She sent a few pic's to me and I said "Bitch I don't want to see your motherfucking baby all in my facebook page. Get those fucking pictures out."
Never use facebook again
#56 - drdiddly (04/23/2013) [-]
No, name the kid Harry.
Slowly as he grows older, lie letters from Hogwarts in his room, he probably won't be able to read them so read it to him. When he is the age of 10, show him the Harry Potter movies and say that Harry Potter is your son but you changed your last name so any other bad people can't find him.
Then convince him he is a wizard and show him you. Tell him you're a wizard too and you will train him and send him to Hogwarts. When he is around the age of 11, give him a nice polished "wand" and perform a bunch of illusions in front of him. He'll probably believe that.
One day, go on a walk with him when he is a bit older, for his life now, he has believed that he's a wizard. Have someone dressed as Voldemort or something pop out of the bushes and hit you on the head and you lay on the ground while the guy who jumped out of the bushes at you run. And you speak to your son and say
"Harry... I... I can't go on much longer.... trust your mother.... believe in her... Go find the bad guy... I'll be okay... Go... run..."
And if your wizard son runs off, place a mannequin on the ground, dress it in your clothes and lay it face down on the grass. While your son is gone, cut out all the pictures of yourself at home so it's like you never existed. Wait till he sees the mannequin and when he isn't looking, take it.
Now that's the best way to raise a child.
#29 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
all my facebook friends are like my relatives and close friends, and they all asked me for my pictures and wanted to see them haha! but i only have pretty much the same as you posted... the gender ultrasound, and a boy as well! ha! congrats!
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