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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: Nintendo DS, PS2
Video Games Played: Pokemon, Pokemon, and that one with the monsters you have to capture and battle. I forget what it's called.
Interests: Writing, Lucid dreaming, Pokemon, Transformers (yes, even the Michael Bay version), Christianity, and movies.
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#616 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
W E G O T A V I R G I N O V E R H E R E B O Y S
#621 to #616 - jokeface (10/07/2015) [-]
And an unashamed one at that.
#611 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Hm. Are you also childfree by any chance?
#617 to #611 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
Child free?
Mate he is female contact free.
#618 to #617 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
Good for him. An ascetic. I can respect that
#619 to #618 - anon (10/07/2015) [-]
nah he's not a e s t h e t i c u bellend
#620 to #619 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/07/2015) [-]
I know what a bellend is but I've no idea what you mean by aesthetic
#612 to #611 - jokeface (10/02/2015) [-]
Quite so.
#613 to #612 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Strange. Christians always said be fruitful and multiply. Oh well, someone has got to be the exception.
#614 to #613 - jokeface (10/02/2015) [-]
False. God told Adam and Eve to be fruitful and multiply because it was their job to populate the world. But Christians are by no means required to have kids.
#615 to #614 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
Interesting.
#608 - lulzforalpsplane (04/03/2015) [-]
how are you liking the /religion/ board? Sad sight.
#609 to #608 - jokeface (04/04/2015) [-]
I like that it's back to mostly intelligent posting. I was very active on it before when it was dominated by atheists. Not that I particularly enjoyed that aspect of it, but it was nice that the threads were actually interesting and intellectual. So I'm glad it's back to that.
#610 to #609 - lulzforalpsplane (04/04/2015) [-]
Yeah I remember.
#582 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
mfw you think my username is brilliant
mfw you think my username is brilliant
#607 to #582 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
The thread ran out so I'm continuing here.

How they treat humans depends on how they get treated by humans. If they're used to a lot of handling and physical contact they can be very playful and friendly. But if you don't play with them often they may not trust you very much. When considering them as pets you have to know ahead of time how often you'll be able to play with them, because if you can't give them a lot of daily attention, you should get two of them so they can play with each other, otherwise they'll get lonely and lethargic.

Of course, if you do decide to get two of them, then you also have to take into account their sexes. Two males have to be kept in separate cages and gradually introduced to each other until they become friendly with each other, because they'll probably fight each other for the alpha role. And obviously a male and a female will eventually breed. The best combination is two females.
#583 to #582 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
See, now I associate your username with a pretty girl making a flirty face, and if you're actually a dude, or underage, then it's gonna be really awkward for both of us.
#584 to #583 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Ah, well you're in luck because that's my face. And I'm 22.
#585 to #584 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
That's Laura Mennell's character Janey Slater in Watchmen, and she's 34.
#590 to #585 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Please excuse me while I cry in a hole.
Please excuse me while I cry in a hole.
#589 to #585 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
I thought you meant my profile picture, dawg
#591 to #589 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
Wait wut.

I...I didn't even see your profile picture until just now. Lol.
#592 to #591 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Forget I ever said anything. I am still on my first cup of coffee. I thought you meant you associated my name with my picture, turns out it was the gif, and now I am BEYOND embarrassed and I want to start over.


Hi
#593 to #592 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
Hello
#594 to #593 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Maybe I should just stick to cat pictures/gifs

how's it going
#595 to #594 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
It's going swell, thank you. How are you?
#596 to #595 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Well aside from being embarrassed as ****, I'm doing alright.
#597 to #596 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
Well the good news for you is that I have ADD, so my brain has already moved past whatever it was about which you were embarrassed.
#598 to #597 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
That's wonderful. I have a lot of embarrassing moments and I wish my friends would get over them as quickly as you would have.
#599 to #598 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
It's one of the many perks of ADD, along with heightened creative ability, and an appreciation for smooth jazz.
#600 to #599 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Intredasting, tell me ore about yourself.
#601 to #600 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
Well I'm 24, currently enrolled in community college working toward a degree in television production, and in the mean time I make money delivering pizza. My hobbies include writing, yo-yo tricks, playing drums, and knowing a great deal about chinchillas.
#602 to #601 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Awesome. I'm 22 (as I mentioned earlier), I live in the Philippines, I got my degree on business management and I'm planning on taking up my masters soon. I used to be a radio DJ, and then I went into real estate for my dad's company but never enjoyed it, so now I'm the franchise officer for a brand called Potato Corner.

Chinchillas are cute, give me a fun fact.
#603 to #602 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
Oh man you're all over the place. I'm actually kind of intimidated.

As for a fun fact, chinchillas can't get wet. Their fur is so thick that if water gets into it, it won't be able to get out, and this can lead to various problems such as hypothermia, or fungal build-up, or even hair loss. The only way they can clean themselves is to roll around in volcanic ash, which coats their fur and absorbs dirt and oils and such. They do this naturally in the wild, and they're so good at it that they have the cleanest, thickest, and softest fur in the animal kingdom (rivaling only the mink in terms of luxuriousness).
#604 to #603 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Eh, don't be, I'm not all that. I'm Asian, it comes naturally.

Oh gosh I want to touch one.
#605 to #604 - jokeface (03/10/2015) [-]
They're so unbelievably soft. I owned several of them. They make great pets because they're usually very quiet and produce no odor, and because their fur is so thick, it prevents them from producing dander, which is the cause of animal allergies. So they're hypoallergenic. Which was good for me because I'm allergic to animal dander.
#606 to #605 - cunninglinguist
(03/10/2015) [-]
Hwat, sounds like the perfect pet. Are they sweet? Or assholes like cats?

pic related, that is my cat
#587 to #585 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
oh **** YOU MEANT MY GIF
#588 to #587 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
I am not a clever woman
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#576 - justsomechickyo (02/16/2015) [-]
Hey how are you?! I know it's been a while but I'd really love to talk w/ ya!
#577 to #576 - jokeface (02/18/2015) [-]
Hey Good to hear from you! I'm alright. How have you been?
#578 to #577 - justsomechickyo (02/18/2015) [-]
Glad you are doing well!! Had a rough couple of days but things are better now So you still going for God?
#579 to #578 - jokeface (02/18/2015) [-]
Very much so. In fact I just went through a pretty stressful period in the last couple months that was made especially difficult because of my faith. But I know God only subjected me to it because it would make me stronger. How about you?
#580 to #579 - justsomechickyo (02/19/2015) [-]
Well I'm sorry for the stress :/ But I'm so glad to hear that you stuck w/ your faith and are strong as ever! I am too, I feel kinda bad though I actually forgot it was Ash Wednesday today oops! I always say I'm going to use the season to really take a step back from everything and reflect; and to become closer w/ the lord and all that entails.... but sometimes I wonder if I'm actually taking those steps or not....
#581 to #580 - jokeface (02/19/2015) [-]
I'll let you in on a little secret: Rituals are the least important part of following Christ. All that matters is that you know Him, and love Him, and live a life according to His calling. As long as you do that, you don't have to worry about not being good enough.

Here, give this a quick skim, I think it'll help you: www.alanknox.net/2010/06/jesus-cares-more-about-people-than-rituals/
#572 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
#573 to #572 - jokeface (09/02/2014) [-]
A shiny!

I shall cherish this gift forever.
#574 to #573 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Hey
Hey
#575 to #574 - jokeface (09/02/2014) [-]
Hey
#552 - justsomechickyo (06/13/2014) [-]
yo! soooo umm I know this is really random, but what are some good verus for like hope and paitence? idk it's a long story but i'm way stressed and I know you usually have some pretty insightful ideas......thanks!
#553 to #552 - jokeface (06/13/2014) [-]
"Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him." - James 1:12

"but they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint." - Isaiah 40:31

"Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies and God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our affliction so that we will be able to comfort those who are in any affliction with the comfort with which we ourselves are comforted by God. For just as the sufferings of Christ are ours in abundance, so also our comfort is abundant through Christ." - II Corinthians 1:3-5

"For whatever was written in former days was written for our instruction, that through endurance and through the encouragement of the Scriptures we might have hope." - Romans 15:4

"And after you have suffered a little while, the God of all grace, who has called you to his eternal glory in Christ, will himself restore, confirm, strengthen, and establish you." - I Peter 5:10
#554 to #553 - jokeface (06/13/2014) [-]
I could find more if you want me to.
#555 to #554 - justsomechickyo (06/14/2014) [-]
Naw this is great! Thanks so much!
#556 to #555 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
No problem, happy to be of assistance. May I ask what's troubling you, that you found yourself needing reassurance?
#557 to #556 - justsomechickyo (06/14/2014) [-]
Well my bf went to jail yesterday and I'm really bummed out about it......I waited for him while he was in prison for a long time and he's only out for r a moth then this happened......now idk wat will happen w/ him or us
#558 to #557 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn. That's rough. I'm sorry that happened, and I'll certainly pray for both of you. You know, it's my firm belief that God doesn't allow bad things to happen in the world without opening doors for good things to come from them. It's definite;y distressing that this happened, but at the same time, think of it as an opportunity to grow in your strength and faithfulness. When you put your trust in Christ, He provides comfort, and He will stand by you in times of great pain. And the pain will pass. It, like everything else on Earth, is finite. But the love and grace of God is eternal. Let Him guide you through this trial, and I guarantee you'll come out stronger on the other side.
#559 to #558 - justsomechickyo (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you so much! Ya I know it will pass and I'm trying to stay strong but it's tough......I should really be focused on myself right now anyways.....I'm trying to get sober and that's enough of a challenge in itself. I know God is here for me and I will get through this all w/ him by my side
#560 to #559 - jokeface (06/14/2014) [-]
Here, this song might bring you some comfort/support:

Sidewalk Prophets - "The Words I Would Say" with Lyrics
#550 - thebritishguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Do you know any good theist youtubers?
#561 to #550 - jokeface (07/17/2014) [-]
Update: I've been on Youtube a lot more than I used to be and I know a few more of the big names on there now. John Green is one of my favorites, and he's a Christian. But he's very soft-spoken about it and keeps his videos very impartial. Here's one of the only videos where he talks about religion:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlI8Wn8J3Q
#563 to #561 - thebritishguy (07/18/2014) [-]
I met this born again rapper at college, he's not a bad rapper, although he rejects reason in favour of faith by his own volition.
soundcloud.com/panterforever
#565 to #563 - jokeface (07/19/2014) [-]
What sort of reason does he reject?
#567 to #565 - thebritishguy (07/19/2014) [-]
Just the principles in philosophy like logic, he says that if people study philosophy, science and reason then they will turn away from God. So you must fear reason and logic as God is illogical and unreasonable. It's strange how much I agreed with him. I was dumbfounded.
#569 to #567 - jokeface (07/19/2014) [-]
Yea see, that's where I draw the line. I don't believe that reason and faith automatically have to oppose each other. I believe that sometimes they do, but I don't think it's always the case. As I've said before, most science I find very reliable and even necessary to human existence. Without science we wouldn't have most medicines and technology that allows us to live our everyday lives. The Christians who reject all science give us a bad name. They don't realize that they are the product of science. Maybe not physiologically, but psychologically, they grew up in a world that was shaped by it. They depend on it even without realizing it.
#570 to #569 - thebritishguy (07/19/2014) [-]
I just held up my phone and said
"This was built on the basis of scientific principles and theories, if science has no value and is innacurate, if the theories are just guesses and the scientists were deluded, it should not work"
Then I turned it on, at that point though he just caved in and said he was not interested in debating and whatever I say will not change his mind, so there was no point in it.

I think it's because a lot of people think it is either science or God when this is of course not the case. I consider faith to be apart from reason though because it is elementary that what can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
#571 to #570 - jokeface (07/19/2014) [-]
And you have every right to feel that way. I completely understand that mindset.
#562 to #561 - thebritishguy (07/18/2014) [-]
He's incredibly vague, he never really answered the question
#564 to #562 - jokeface (07/19/2014) [-]
Agreed, but he does that intentionally. As he said, the way people handle religion on the internet is very sloppy, and my guess is he feels that if he expressed his religious views outwardly, he would appear narrow-minded and bigoted, and he is very much NOT that. In fact, I've only ever heard him admit to being a Christian once, maybe twice, in all of his videos that I've seen. He doesn't ever say anything preachy, ever, and he doesn't let his faith define his character. So really, it wouldn't matter what his beliefs were, he'd still be the same person.
#566 to #564 - thebritishguy (07/19/2014) [-]
I'll check out more of his videos tommorow. It doesn't seem like he is taking a cut throat rationalist aproach though but more of an emotional appeal.
#568 to #566 - jokeface (07/19/2014) [-]
That's what I thought too, and I don't like when people do that, but I understand why they do it. And considering that so many of his videos are educational, and the fact that he and his brother also host a second channel specifically for academic learning (called CrashCourse in case you're interested), it makes sense that he's trying to reach as many people as possible, and quite frankly, he doesn't actually need to have a particular religious stance in order to be that kind of YouTuber.
#551 to #550 - jokeface (02/03/2014) [-]
I don't really know any Youtubers, let alone theist ones. The only one I really like is TomSka, and I don't know what he believes.
#548 - thebritishguy (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know what this means
"'He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters. Therefore I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven. And whoever says a word against the Son of man will be forgiven; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come" (Matthew 12:22-32).

So what actually is this unforgivable sin please?
#546 - snood (12/20/2013) [-]
Hey i just read a lot of your comments about Christianity. You're one of the good ones on here, at least from what i saw. Keep it up.
#547 to #546 - jokeface (12/20/2013) [-]
Thank you. I try to be good.