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#53 - Shhh. Let me dream.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Das Mine 0
#54 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Alright.
Ignore my previous statement.

Dogs are awesome though, I love my furball.
#55 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
This is mine. Her name's Izzy.
#56 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Adorable.

Looks like a sweetie.
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#57 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
She is, but she doesn't realize how big she is. So she'll jump on people and climb over them on the couch and whatnot, and it would be cute if she was the size of a terrier but as a pit bull it's exhausting.
#58 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
You don't know the struggle until you have a big german shepherd like my parents who do exactly as you described there - or more so, a big great dane a friend of mine has.

Hilarious to watch the dog "gently" climb up, trying to avoid being noticed.
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#59 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Oh it's adorable when they're trying to be clever. Izzy has gotten to the point where she knows to stop what she's doing if she sees me grab the spray bottle, and she's even taken it and tried to hide it from me. I can't help but be impressed.
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#61 - smaaen (08/25/2015) [-]
I gave up trying to keep mine down from the sofa and what not years ago. She only really sheds from winter to summer, so I just put some blanket down where she usually lies down.

She also kinda big, so it's funny. Best part is when she wants company during night and tries to take a "small" spot in the bed, darn near push me out of bed.

Got sick of being anon
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#63 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Sharing the bed with my dog was one of my favorite parts of having her. Made it easier to sleep, I think.

I'm using past tense because I don't live with her anymore. When my mom kicked me out I couldn't take Izzy with me so I left her there. She's really more of my mom's dog at this point. But I still want to think of her as mine.
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#65 - smaaen (08/25/2015) [-]
I know that feeling. I sleep better with someone next to me - usually prefer a person, but my dog works too. Cuddly and fluffy. Just very warm.

Sorry to hear that, hope your mom treats her well then (trying not to judge based on the kicked you out bit) . A dog will never forget the people they care about / love.
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#67 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Yea she'll treat her well. I got kicked out because I'm an asshole to my mom. The only thing I'm concerned about is that when I first brought Izzy home, my mom did a couple stupid things, like one time she gave her a bowl of soda. I asked her why and she said, "I just wanted to see what would happen." But most of the time she's much smarter than that.
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#68 - smaaen (08/25/2015) [-]
Alright. Not gonna butt into your family thing, we all have them. Good to hear about the dog though.

Provided she doesn't leave out a nutella jar for her, it should be fine. Good diet is important though if you want a healthy and long live span for the dog.
#74 - He was a good casting choice for the movie. 08/25/2015 on Cube Clones^3 0
#86 - The weirdest movie I ever saw was this little number. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Spykids 3D +17
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#130 - secretagent (08/25/2015) [-]
so many questions??
like when he's a chick and a dude's fucking him and he cums. does he instantly turns male?
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#142 - jokeface (08/26/2015) [-]
Well he's a virgin for most of the flick and it only happens when he masturbates. If I remember correctly the woman who educates him about his condition says that when he finally loses his virginity, whatever he is while he's having sex is what he'll become permanently. But there's a twist ending. Would you like me to spoil it for you?
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#117 - akhkharux (08/25/2015) [-]
Let's hope he never uses a dildo as a chick. D:
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#131 - catsbats (08/25/2015) [-]
oh god the thought of that.
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#108 - vivjames (08/25/2015) [-]
Sounds like a good hentai flick.
#100 - bohemianblasphemy (08/25/2015) [-]
What have in your you got genes?
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#92 - theite (08/25/2015) [-]
dat still gay tho
#42 - Why do dog toys come in different colors?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Das Mine 0
#52 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
You do know that dogs aren't colour blind, right?
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#53 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Shhh. Let me dream.
#54 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Alright.
Ignore my previous statement.

Dogs are awesome though, I love my furball.
#55 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
This is mine. Her name's Izzy.
#56 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Adorable.

Looks like a sweetie.
User avatar
#57 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
She is, but she doesn't realize how big she is. So she'll jump on people and climb over them on the couch and whatnot, and it would be cute if she was the size of a terrier but as a pit bull it's exhausting.
#58 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
You don't know the struggle until you have a big german shepherd like my parents who do exactly as you described there - or more so, a big great dane a friend of mine has.

Hilarious to watch the dog "gently" climb up, trying to avoid being noticed.
User avatar
#59 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Oh it's adorable when they're trying to be clever. Izzy has gotten to the point where she knows to stop what she's doing if she sees me grab the spray bottle, and she's even taken it and tried to hide it from me. I can't help but be impressed.
User avatar
#61 - smaaen (08/25/2015) [-]
I gave up trying to keep mine down from the sofa and what not years ago. She only really sheds from winter to summer, so I just put some blanket down where she usually lies down.

She also kinda big, so it's funny. Best part is when she wants company during night and tries to take a "small" spot in the bed, darn near push me out of bed.

Got sick of being anon
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#63 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Sharing the bed with my dog was one of my favorite parts of having her. Made it easier to sleep, I think.

I'm using past tense because I don't live with her anymore. When my mom kicked me out I couldn't take Izzy with me so I left her there. She's really more of my mom's dog at this point. But I still want to think of her as mine.
User avatar
#65 - smaaen (08/25/2015) [-]
I know that feeling. I sleep better with someone next to me - usually prefer a person, but my dog works too. Cuddly and fluffy. Just very warm.

Sorry to hear that, hope your mom treats her well then (trying not to judge based on the kicked you out bit) . A dog will never forget the people they care about / love.
User avatar
#67 - jokeface (08/25/2015) [-]
Yea she'll treat her well. I got kicked out because I'm an asshole to my mom. The only thing I'm concerned about is that when I first brought Izzy home, my mom did a couple stupid things, like one time she gave her a bowl of soda. I asked her why and she said, "I just wanted to see what would happen." But most of the time she's much smarter than that.
User avatar
#68 - smaaen (08/25/2015) [-]
Alright. Not gonna butt into your family thing, we all have them. Good to hear about the dog though.

Provided she doesn't leave out a nutella jar for her, it should be fine. Good diet is important though if you want a healthy and long live span for the dog.
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