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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:4/07/2011
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I tell jokes and I make faces. I am JokeFace.

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#421878 - Thanks 09/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#421876 - Yea, I have a few options. There's one girl I've been talking …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#421877 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Well good luck to you either way!
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#421878 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Thanks
#421874 - I found out recently that dating sites have the same mentality…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#421875 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Wow, that sounds absolutely fucked up...I would hope that's not the case, but knowing how money-hungry people can be, I guess it wouldn't be surprising. Well, it's either them, or try to find someone around you. You never know, you might meet them sooner, just takes confidence.
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#421876 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Yea, I have a few options. There's one girl I've been talking to a lot, but it's long distance so it doesn't really mean anything right now. And there's another girl I'm just friends with now but who I'm thinking about making a move on soon. So we'll see.
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#421877 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Well good luck to you either way!
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#421878 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Thanks
#74 - Maybe she meant that once it's off the tree it can no longer b…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2015 on #YesAllKiwis 0
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#87 - cormy (09/28/2015) [-]
But... It can. It's a fruit, it has seeds. It has life of its own to continue.
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#93 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Oh yea, true.
#421872 - I like the concept of online dating because in theory it makes…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#421873 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
It is a good concept, but then you get the problem of people lying about who they are to rope you into something. My friends have tried them, but only the free ones, so of course that's a bunch of shit. If you're adamant about finding someone, I suggest you go to a site that you have to pay for, just to weed out the shitties.
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#421874 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
I found out recently that dating sites have the same mentality as pharmaceutical companies, which is that treating a disease is more profitable than curing it. So dating sites will often hide the really good matches from you because they want you to keep using their services longer.
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#421875 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Wow, that sounds absolutely fucked up...I would hope that's not the case, but knowing how money-hungry people can be, I guess it wouldn't be surprising. Well, it's either them, or try to find someone around you. You never know, you might meet them sooner, just takes confidence.
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#421876 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Yea, I have a few options. There's one girl I've been talking to a lot, but it's long distance so it doesn't really mean anything right now. And there's another girl I'm just friends with now but who I'm thinking about making a move on soon. So we'll see.
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#421877 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Well good luck to you either way!
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#421878 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Thanks
#421869 - Not really hate so much as petty jealousy. But in the last thr…  [+] (33 new replies) 09/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
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#421888 - thegrohltroll (09/28/2015) [-]
How old are you m8?
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#421890 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
25 in November. And no I'm not lamenting the fact that I'm still not engaged. I'm just bummed that I'm single.
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#421892 - thegrohltroll (09/28/2015) [-]
Well you never know, your soulmate might be just around the corner.
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#421893 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Indeed. I try to always stay optimistic.
#421879 - thebestpieever (09/28/2015) [-]
Well since we're at it I might be getting engaged pretty soon as well.
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#421918 - shibe (09/28/2015) [-]
with yer boss?
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#421919 - shibe (09/28/2015) [-]
nevermind answered below
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#421886 - thegrohltroll (09/28/2015) [-]
Really? Congrats man.
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#421900 - thebestpieever (09/28/2015) [-]
Well, emphasis on might, but yeah.
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#421911 - thegrohltroll (09/28/2015) [-]
you've already made it worse, stop talking
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#421913 - thebestpieever (09/28/2015) [-]
I live a complicated live!
#421884 - Elk (09/28/2015) [-]
Even though joke face says that he's okay with it, that was a pretty classless move. If someone were complaining about their money issues, you wouldn't brag about your conspicuous consumption.
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#421902 - thebestpieever (09/28/2015) [-]
God, Elk, is it possible for you to stop being an over-sensitive bitch for just five minutes? Seriously. And I shouldn't even ask, because this is inevitably going to lead to 20 hating posts about the fact that I called you an over-sensitive bitch.
#421903 - Elk (09/28/2015) [-]
Holy cow, you act like a child.
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#421914 - alexanderburns (09/28/2015) [-]
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#421915 - Elk (09/28/2015) [-]
It's true. That was extremely petty. I don't understand why any of you even like the hick.
#421921 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
>Elk
>Calling people petty
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#421922 - Elk (09/28/2015) [-]
That was pretty petty of you.
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#421916 - alexanderburns (09/28/2015) [-]
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#421917 - Elk (09/28/2015) [-]
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#421881 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Congratulations. And that's not sarcasm. I may be jealous but I'm still happy for everyone who finds their soul mate.
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#421905 - thebestpieever (09/28/2015) [-]
Nah, mate, I'm mostly being an arse. But seriously, just hang in there, you'll find someone. There's no rush.
#421885 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Lol
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#421880 - ohemgeezus (09/28/2015) [-]
To your boss?
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#421901 - thebestpieever (09/28/2015) [-]
Lol, no.
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#421871 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
I know that feel. There's still tons of singles near you, I bet. Or you could try online dating if it would help you faster I suppose.
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#421872 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
I like the concept of online dating because in theory it makes so much sense. Filter out all the people you know aren't right for you and create a list of eligible matches based on the criteria you submit. Unfortunately every time I try it I have almost no success. The few conversations I've managed to have were brief and fruitless, except one woman who I really got along with but who I highly suspected was catfishing me, and we ended up no longer talking.
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#421873 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
It is a good concept, but then you get the problem of people lying about who they are to rope you into something. My friends have tried them, but only the free ones, so of course that's a bunch of shit. If you're adamant about finding someone, I suggest you go to a site that you have to pay for, just to weed out the shitties.
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#421874 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
I found out recently that dating sites have the same mentality as pharmaceutical companies, which is that treating a disease is more profitable than curing it. So dating sites will often hide the really good matches from you because they want you to keep using their services longer.
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#421875 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Wow, that sounds absolutely fucked up...I would hope that's not the case, but knowing how money-hungry people can be, I guess it wouldn't be surprising. Well, it's either them, or try to find someone around you. You never know, you might meet them sooner, just takes confidence.
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#421876 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Yea, I have a few options. There's one girl I've been talking to a lot, but it's long distance so it doesn't really mean anything right now. And there's another girl I'm just friends with now but who I'm thinking about making a move on soon. So we'll see.
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#421877 - fishinyourface (09/28/2015) [-]
Well good luck to you either way!
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#421878 - jokeface (09/28/2015) [-]
Thanks
#120597 - I didn't realize I do that so often. If I do that again in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2015 on Religion Board 0
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#120601 - thebritishguy (09/27/2015) [-]
It's cool man
#120593 - K. 09/27/2015 on Religion Board 0
#120591 - I guess I can't. Why don't you explain it to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2015 on Religion Board 0
#120592 - shekelnator (09/27/2015) [-]
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#120593 - jokeface (09/27/2015) [-]
K.
#120589 - Quick to avoid serious debate, you say? What do you mean by de…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2015 on Religion Board 0
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#120594 - thebritishguy (09/27/2015) [-]
I bring up an inconsistency with your beliefs or ask a difficult question and you just avoid it and say some shit like "Can't we all get along" or "I'll have to think about it" or "I can't answer the question but I can give you a bible quote" it pisses me off
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#120597 - jokeface (09/27/2015) [-]
I didn't realize I do that so often. If I do that again in the future, call me on it, and I'll try to form a better response.
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#120601 - thebritishguy (09/27/2015) [-]
It's cool man