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#516 - I didn't say Christianity invented those concepts, nor did I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
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#530 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
And once again you people take credit for other people's work.
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#534 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
How are we taking credit? The credit goes to God and to the neighbor. First to God for blessing the woman through the neighbor, and then to the neighbor for transmitting that blessing through his actions (albeit unwittingly).
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#535 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
Some guy did something out of the goodness of his heart, and you give god the credit.
That's taking credit.

You know what I think? I think the Invisible Pink Unicorn helped him be nice, not your god.
#515 - I don't feel the need to invest emotional energy into my onlin… 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
#428 - You're asking why God created the world? That's a question Chr… 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
#39 - Fake. Nobody wants to convert to Windows 10. 09/26/2015 on Church of pdf 0
#425 - His love is unconditional, but admission to heaven is not. He …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
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#427 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
god's love is unconditional, except when its not. got it.
why have earth at all then? it gives people the possibility of not going to heaven. why would god even allow that possibility in the first place? hes basically created a world where people are born just so they can go to hell.
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#428 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
You're asking why God created the world? That's a question Christians can't even answer.
#143 - People in pharmaceuticals should be smart enough to only charg…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2015 on Unity 0
#152 - vegasstoner (09/26/2015) [-]
no i completely agree. the dude is scum for pulling this shit. but he's just working the system. its like when playing a game...you find everything that synergizes to make yourself as strong as possible. he's milking capitalism like a fuckwad dirtbag, but i'm sure people are doing things about it. so long as it is possible to do something about it i dont have to have outrage at the situation overall. just the fact that this guy is a major dick.
#423 - Well, we deserve it, for one thing. We actually deserve a lot …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
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#537 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
Another reason why religion needs to be wiped out.
It breeds this self-hatred that's utterly undeserved.
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#424 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
god could forgive us for our horrible crime of just being born cant he? being all powerful god can do anything, including unconditionally loving us, but apparently god's love is very conditional instead.
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#425 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
His love is unconditional, but admission to heaven is not. He doesn't want his perfectly clean white carpet to be tainted by our muddy shoes. But it's all good, because Jesus came to Earth to wash the mud off our shoes for us. All we have to do is thank Him for it. Hardly seems like much of a hurdle if you ask me.
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#427 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
god's love is unconditional, except when its not. got it.
why have earth at all then? it gives people the possibility of not going to heaven. why would god even allow that possibility in the first place? hes basically created a world where people are born just so they can go to hell.
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#428 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
You're asking why God created the world? That's a question Christians can't even answer.
#133 - There's nothing stopping a competitor from making something si…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Unity 0
#135 - vegasstoner (09/26/2015) [-]
yeah...well id assume someone is already on that. even selling it at half of his price you're looking at an insane profit rate. people in pharmaceuticals should be smart enough to do that.
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#143 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
People in pharmaceuticals should be smart enough to only charge the bare minimum required to support their employees' lives. Medicine as a whole SHOULD be a not-for-profit. The moment you start monetizing people's will to live, your actions become questionable in my eyes. The only reason I accept it is because I understand that you've gotta keep food on the table. But using it to get rich seems immoral to me.
#152 - vegasstoner (09/26/2015) [-]
no i completely agree. the dude is scum for pulling this shit. but he's just working the system. its like when playing a game...you find everything that synergizes to make yourself as strong as possible. he's milking capitalism like a fuckwad dirtbag, but i'm sure people are doing things about it. so long as it is possible to do something about it i dont have to have outrage at the situation overall. just the fact that this guy is a major dick.
#421 - He's none of those things. He just does things we don't unders…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
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#422 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
and of course "god works in mysterious ways". whatever the mysterious things god is doing that we cannot understand, we still see all these awful things happening in the world that could be stopped with no effort on his part. what could possibly justify things like rape and genocide?
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#423 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
Well, we deserve it, for one thing. We actually deserve a lot worse. Which is why hell exists.
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#537 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
Another reason why religion needs to be wiped out.
It breeds this self-hatred that's utterly undeserved.
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#424 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
god could forgive us for our horrible crime of just being born cant he? being all powerful god can do anything, including unconditionally loving us, but apparently god's love is very conditional instead.
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#425 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
His love is unconditional, but admission to heaven is not. He doesn't want his perfectly clean white carpet to be tainted by our muddy shoes. But it's all good, because Jesus came to Earth to wash the mud off our shoes for us. All we have to do is thank Him for it. Hardly seems like much of a hurdle if you ask me.
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#427 - rakogoki (09/26/2015) [-]
god's love is unconditional, except when its not. got it.
why have earth at all then? it gives people the possibility of not going to heaven. why would god even allow that possibility in the first place? hes basically created a world where people are born just so they can go to hell.
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#428 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
You're asking why God created the world? That's a question Christians can't even answer.
#418 - There's something in Christianity called the Fruit of the Holy…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/26/2015 on shut up 0
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#528 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
Bullshit.

Morals existed before your religion, and they'll exist after your religion dies out.
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#532 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
You're pretty much consciously ignoring what I'm saying at this point. What do I need to say to get this through your skull? God and religion are not the same thing. God existed eternally before human's created a system of worshiping Him, and He exists in your mind and your heart regardless of whether or not you believe in Him. You're right, you don't need religion to be moral. I agree with you there. But your morals come from God putting them there when He created you. I don't care if you don't believe that, I'm not trying to get you to believe that. I'm just trying to get you to understand what we believe.
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#533 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
"But your morals come from God putting them there when He created you"
1. How do you know?
2. My parents created me, not god.
#499 - lordofhell (09/26/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**Except those concept were around before Christianity someone doesn't need to be devoted to God to experience them.
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#516 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
I didn't say Christianity invented those concepts, nor did I say you need to be devoted to God to experience them. I'm saying that even if you're not a believer, God is still the source of those things regardless.

There's a story I heard by a famous pastor named Time Keller. I forget if this happened to someone he knew personally or if he just heard it from somewhere, but it was a woman who was in a financial crisis and couldn't even afford to put food on her table, and so she prayed that God would help her, and her neighbor, who was an atheist, finally got fed up with her praying to an imaginary sky wizard to save her, and bought her some groceries. And he said, "See? God didn't help you. Angels didn't help you. I helped you, because I actually exist." And the woman told him, "Thank you, I'm grateful, but God did help me, by using you as a channel of His love."
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#530 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
And once again you people take credit for other people's work.
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#534 - jokeface (09/26/2015) [-]
How are we taking credit? The credit goes to God and to the neighbor. First to God for blessing the woman through the neighbor, and then to the neighbor for transmitting that blessing through his actions (albeit unwittingly).
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#535 - testaburger (09/26/2015) [-]
Some guy did something out of the goodness of his heart, and you give god the credit.
That's taking credit.

You know what I think? I think the Invisible Pink Unicorn helped him be nice, not your god.