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|#49 - Why do we even bother using the word "gay" to descri… [+] (11 new replies)||06/17/2015 on shit "straight" guys say||-2|
#56 - jokeface (06/17/2015) [-]
I just said how; We could differentiate between each individual sex act, rather than assigning a label to the person as a whole. Preference wouldn't matter. Fucking the same sex would be gay, fucking the opposite sex would be straight. And that would be that. No need to declare what your preference is.
#60 - sugoi (06/17/2015) [-]
Your making the sex act even more arbitrary because now we need to separate each sex act by participants.
Blowjob= Only gay if 2 people of same sex
Anal= Only gay if 2 people of same sex
See how you added nothing and just made it complicated for no reason? Plus the reason we call people gay and straight is so we can easily identify other people with the same sexuality.
"Hey man are you gay?"
"No I just like gay blowjobs"
As compared to
"Hey man are you gay?"
"Yes" You add nothing and just make things more complicated for no reason.
#102 - jokeface (06/17/2015) [-]
I think my system is simpler than the system that's in place now. Because with my system, the problem of confusing your own sexuality just because of you experimented a little can be avoided.
Instead of saying, "Well I thought I was straight but idk I sucked a couple dicks and idk maybe I'm gay now," it would just be, "Well I mostly enjoy straight sex but there are some gay things I like as well."
It removes any gray areas and takes the pressure off committing to one type of identity. Really, if I'm being honest, the closest label I can get behind is bisexual, because it doesn't really have any "rules" (for lack of a better word).
#106 - sugoi (06/17/2015) [-]
Except now you're making it even more complicated for couples.
"Hey gurl you wanna have sex?"
"Okay but only in the missionary position, I don't like straight anal or straight blowjobs, I only do that with chicks."
You've made it infinitely more complicated. I mean the current system is literally that simple.
"Dude I'm pretty sure I'm straight but I just took it up the arse and it was amazing"
"Well that means you're gay"
"But I still like chicks!"
"Well then you're Bi, that was easy."
#112 - sugoi (06/19/2015) [-]
I'm not going to delve into this because there is no way we're going to come to an agreement because I am not religious or believe in god. But if you wanted to change the english lexicon just to appease your one religion that's a bit bad isn't it? I mean in my head I'm comparing it to the Muslims trying to enforce Shariah law.
Granted the Muslims is a much more extreme example but the point is you're trying to change society to cater to your religion instead of what's best for society.
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#48 - Dember (06/16/2015) [-]
Even a toddler could hurt or cripple large breeds like german shepherds, rottweilers and mastiffs - the species itself is not made to bear the weight of someone riding them.
Most large breeds are known to suffer from hip and joint problems at the best of times and even a small kid riding them could definitely aggravate it.
More over, what if the dog snaps or bites? You could hardly blame them - and even if it doesn't, the kid could fall and get seriously hurt.
There's just no good that can come from it, and it's not worth risking it for some "funny" pictures, or a parent's bragging rights of "look at my cool tolerant dog".
A cat or maybe a little monkey? Sure. Even a small (appropriately sized) little dog perhaps.
Basically, you would not want to put anything heavier on them than what you would have the dog carry in a typical doggy backpack.
Speaking of dog backpacks, those are the perfect example of a compromise - it distributes the weight evenly on the sides of the dog rather than putting pressure on the back.
Great for making your dog's regular walk a bit more of an exercise for them, while lessening the load you would have to carry, such as their water, snacks, etc.
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