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|#34 - Interesting. I thought Tumblr was mostly middle schoolers and … [+] (2 new replies)||07/26/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday? Fat...||+2|
|#5 - Excuse me, not trying to ruffle any feathers here, but what do… [+] (12 new replies)||07/26/2014 on 4ch4n||+12|
#14 - outlastgaming (07/26/2014) [-]
We are not talking about reactivity. If we were then gold would beat most elements, as it almost never oxidizes even at ludicrous temperatures. It is also incredibly malleable.
You may be right that gold is better as a wire (if not for its tendency to break when manipulated, and its ridiculous cost), but silver beats it by a mile by matching its nonreactivness, and one upping it in conductivity and, in my opinion, appearance.
|#31 - *shudders* [+] (4 new replies)||07/26/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday? Fat...||+1|
|#29 - Tumblrtards are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they gro… [+] (7 new replies)||07/26/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday? Fat...||+2|
|#12 - Go to your room.||07/26/2014 on albino raven||+2|
|#44 - So you're saying that they're not on fire, but they're in the frier.||07/25/2014 on Alternate Universes||+2|
|#18 - She's a dwarf. They're bigger than midgets but still dispropor… [+] (2 new replies)||07/25/2014 on The /b/ thought process||+1|
#26 - IamSofaKingdom (07/26/2014) [-]
Difference between dwarves and midgets are limbs. Dwarves have a regular sized torso and head but their limbs are stubby. A midget is essentially a small person. They may not be proportionally correct all the way around but they are close enough to differentiate.
|#17 - One of the regular customers at my work is a midget, and she's…||07/25/2014 on The /b/ thought process||+2|
|#27 - Now that is the face of a broken man.||07/25/2014 on the face of a new father of...||0|
|#192 - I thought wyverns were just a sub-class of dragons?||07/24/2014 on Attack On Smaug||0|
|#11 - Yes, if the monster is willing to help pay the rent. [+] (1 new reply)||07/24/2014 on Now we wait for the...||0|
|#9 - I don't care how you got it. All that matters now is sneaking … [+] (3 new replies)||07/24/2014 on Now we wait for the...||0|
|#7 - Ah yes. The elusive bacon tree. The Vegan's Conundrum, as it's… [+] (5 new replies)||07/24/2014 on Now we wait for the...||0|
|#4 - Yes. Go out and start chopping down trees. I'm sure the rarer … [+] (8 new replies)||07/24/2014 on Now we wait for the...||0|
|#114 - I was actually really impressed with the Barraki. I think they…||07/23/2014 on Coincidence?||+2|
|#91 - Nigga you wanna throw down? [+] (3 new replies)||07/23/2014 on Coincidence?||+10|
|#89 - Wraithguard is correct. Unity, Duty, and Destiny are the three… [+] (1 new reply)||07/23/2014 on Coincidence?||+4|
|#4251 - I prefer delivering because I like being able to just sit in m…||07/23/2014 on /books/ board||0|
|#1 - So what you're saying is, I could be selling trees and making … [+] (10 new replies)||07/23/2014 on Now we wait for the...||+4|
|#4249 - Whoa, I never knew this board existed. So I've been l… [+] (3 new replies)||07/23/2014 on /books/ board||0|
#4251 - jokeface (07/23/2014) [-]
I prefer delivering because I like being able to just sit in my car and let my mind wander, whereas working in the store requires a lot of footwork and concentration. However, when business is really slow, it takes a toll on the drivers, because we're paid less than minimum wage and so we rely on deliveries to get by. On a slow day I'd rather be an in-store worker, or an "insider" as we call them, because they get paid the same amount whether we have business or not. But on a good business day a driver can usually expect to go home with close to a hundred dollars or more in tips (depending on how many hours you worked that day).
I've never been greeted at the door by a naked girl, although sometimes their clothing will be revealing. For example, one time a woman answered in a white tank top and no bra, and I could see through it. She wasn't that attractive though. And most of the time when I do get greeted by beautiful girls, I'm more fixated on their faces. A good body is a good body, but after a while they all look the same. I prefer looking at pretty faces because they're always unique. Of course, this gets stressful because etiquette dictates that a driver must not hit on a customer, as it reflects poorly on the company and could make the customer feel uncomfortable. And one several occasions I've had customers who were stunningly beautiful, and I was reluctant to throw out their contact information after delivering their orders. But I had to force myself to resist flirting with them, and that gets to you after a while. It's like catching a giant marlin and then having to throw it back into the water.
And I get stiffed money on a daily basis. But it rarely has to do with the service and mostly has to do with the area to which I'm delivering. Our delivery area is broken up into several sections of the city, and several times a day we get orders for this one neighborhood populated almost entirely by Puerto Ricans on welfare. They rarely tip well, if at all.
|#2593 - Pluto isn't a planet for the same reason midgets aren't people.||07/23/2014 on /science/ board||+3|
|#2592 - I'm fairly sure that flatulence is almost entirely governed by…||07/23/2014 on /science/ board||0|
|#2591 - Picture||07/23/2014 on /science/ board||0|
|#69 - Picture||07/23/2014 on Car religions||+6|
|#65 - A Popemobilemobile [+] (2 new replies)||07/23/2014 on Car religions||+7|