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I tell jokes and I make faces. I am JokeFace.

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#27 - I just pretend geese are tall ducks. They're close enough tbqh. 08/14/2016 on Random shit dump pt. 6 of... 0
#96 - But I've seen such darkness... 08/11/2016 on What if... 0
#92 - Too late, man. I already deleted it. I saw at least two other …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2016 on What if... 0
#93 - Tyranitar (08/11/2016) [-]
You can not delete your past.
#96 - jokeface (08/11/2016) [-]
But I've seen such darkness...
#90 - Goddammit, man. Not only did I make the same joke, but I also …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2016 on What if... 0
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#109 - mvnnvm (08/11/2016) [-]
#89 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2016 on What if... 0
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#91 - Tyranitar (08/11/2016) [-]
Skeleton Harambe blowjob
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#92 - jokeface (08/11/2016) [-]
Too late, man. I already deleted it. I saw at least two other people who had made that joke.
#93 - Tyranitar (08/11/2016) [-]
You can not delete your past.
#96 - jokeface (08/11/2016) [-]
But I've seen such darkness...
#145204 - If you like genetics, just wait until you get to the part of T…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Religion Board 0
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#145205 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
sounds great, i want to learn as much as possible about the subject.

evolution requires most of the genome to be junk or loosely functional otherwise, under their paradigm, the genetic load would be too high to preserve the functional genome.

i've noticed a funny trend where most evolutionary biologists try to find evidence of no function in the genome, while the real scientists (molecular biologists) are continually finding evidence of function.

this paper says that 93% of disease and trait-associated mutations occur in non-coding DNA , which has obvious implications. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3771521/
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#145206 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
this hilarious quote from Dan Graur really highlights the trend

“the evolution-free philosophy of ENCODE has not started in 2012… the wannabe ignoramuses, self-promoting bureaucrats, and ol’ fashion crooks of ENCODE are protected from criticism and penalties for cheating by the person who gives them the money. Thus, they can continue to take as much money from the public as their pockets would hold, and in return they will continue to produce large piles of excrement that are hungrily consumed by gullible journalists who double as Science editors.”

translation: "i don't like the implications of their work, therefore they're lying, thieving crooks. it's a Christian conspiracy!!!!111"
#145202 - Inspiringphilosophy? Can I get a link to that? Also t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Religion Board 0
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#145203 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/InspiringPhilosophy he's the best

sure. i finally summarized the genetic entropy into one big post there. i've also written an important addendum, but haven't posted it yet.
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#145204 - jokeface (08/06/2016) [-]
If you like genetics, just wait until you get to the part of TrueU where they discuss that. It'll blow your mind. They talk about how all that apparent "junk DNA" that evolutionary theorists always talk about have actually been shown to function as the genetic equivalent of subroutines in computers that give instructions to the main genes and tell them how to operate. It's fascinating.
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#145205 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
sounds great, i want to learn as much as possible about the subject.

evolution requires most of the genome to be junk or loosely functional otherwise, under their paradigm, the genetic load would be too high to preserve the functional genome.

i've noticed a funny trend where most evolutionary biologists try to find evidence of no function in the genome, while the real scientists (molecular biologists) are continually finding evidence of function.

this paper says that 93% of disease and trait-associated mutations occur in non-coding DNA , which has obvious implications. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3771521/
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#145206 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
this hilarious quote from Dan Graur really highlights the trend

“the evolution-free philosophy of ENCODE has not started in 2012… the wannabe ignoramuses, self-promoting bureaucrats, and ol’ fashion crooks of ENCODE are protected from criticism and penalties for cheating by the person who gives them the money. Thus, they can continue to take as much money from the public as their pockets would hold, and in return they will continue to produce large piles of excrement that are hungrily consumed by gullible journalists who double as Science editors.”

translation: "i don't like the implications of their work, therefore they're lying, thieving crooks. it's a Christian conspiracy!!!!111"
#145200 - No prob.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Religion Board 0
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#145201 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
i don't know if you've already heard of inspiringphilosophy but he has a phenomenal series on the Bible. best i've seen

oh, and thought i'd tell you about the new board /user_pictures/drooms/4548998/Religion+board+20/

it's kinda dead tho.
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#145202 - jokeface (08/06/2016) [-]
Inspiringphilosophy? Can I get a link to that?

Also thanks for the other link.
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#145203 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/InspiringPhilosophy he's the best

sure. i finally summarized the genetic entropy into one big post there. i've also written an important addendum, but haven't posted it yet.
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#145204 - jokeface (08/06/2016) [-]
If you like genetics, just wait until you get to the part of TrueU where they discuss that. It'll blow your mind. They talk about how all that apparent "junk DNA" that evolutionary theorists always talk about have actually been shown to function as the genetic equivalent of subroutines in computers that give instructions to the main genes and tell them how to operate. It's fascinating.
User avatar
#145205 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
sounds great, i want to learn as much as possible about the subject.

evolution requires most of the genome to be junk or loosely functional otherwise, under their paradigm, the genetic load would be too high to preserve the functional genome.

i've noticed a funny trend where most evolutionary biologists try to find evidence of no function in the genome, while the real scientists (molecular biologists) are continually finding evidence of function.

this paper says that 93% of disease and trait-associated mutations occur in non-coding DNA , which has obvious implications. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3771521/
User avatar
#145206 - zlane (08/06/2016) [-]
this hilarious quote from Dan Graur really highlights the trend

“the evolution-free philosophy of ENCODE has not started in 2012… the wannabe ignoramuses, self-promoting bureaucrats, and ol’ fashion crooks of ENCODE are protected from criticism and penalties for cheating by the person who gives them the money. Thus, they can continue to take as much money from the public as their pockets would hold, and in return they will continue to produce large piles of excrement that are hungrily consumed by gullible journalists who double as Science editors.”

translation: "i don't like the implications of their work, therefore they're lying, thieving crooks. it's a Christian conspiracy!!!!111"
#145195 - Some, not all. The first DVD was five hours long. It was a lot…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2016 on Religion Board 0
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#145196 - platinumaltaria (08/06/2016) [-]
You watched 5 hours of that shit? Well I guess there's no accounting for taste.
#145193 - Spirituality had nothing to do with it. I just accepted the fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2016 on Religion Board 0
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#145194 - platinumaltaria (08/06/2016) [-]
Can you recall these facts?
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#145195 - jokeface (08/06/2016) [-]
Some, not all. The first DVD was five hours long. It was a lot of info to absorb.
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#145196 - platinumaltaria (08/06/2016) [-]
You watched 5 hours of that shit? Well I guess there's no accounting for taste.