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#54 - not in my case. I even feel stupid for mentioning it 14 hours ago on gay 0
#51 - If i do it now, everyone knows. I screwed up.  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay +1
#52 - asotil (14 hours ago) [-]
Just do it faggot everything on this site is made up anyway
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#54 - johrny (14 hours ago) [-]
not in my case. I even feel stupid for mentioning it
#42 - What? You started masturbating with 13? I started with 8, beca…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on gay +5
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#43 - epicisthefun (15 hours ago) [-]
i may have started younger but i dont remember my memory is kind of bad
#41 - I have done something that is even gayer, and i will never sha…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on gay +6
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#50 - asotil (14 hours ago) [-]
Say it as an anon so nobody knows
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#51 - johrny (14 hours ago) [-]
If i do it now, everyone knows. I screwed up.
#52 - asotil (14 hours ago) [-]
Just do it faggot everything on this site is made up anyway
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#54 - johrny (14 hours ago) [-]
not in my case. I even feel stupid for mentioning it
#44 - zekain (15 hours ago) [-]
You could have anon explained it. Now if we ever hear anything gay happening to an anon when he's 9, were all going to think it's you.
#40 - Did he atleast pay you. If yes, i could respect that 16 hours ago on gay +4
#30 - "Why are you taking your pants off" Okey, i… 16 hours ago on Free dogs +2
#71 - Even if it that is true, you looked like the retard 16 hours ago on badass gym 0
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#43 - alexandervascus (15 hours ago) [-]
Pretty fucking much
#66 - How deep can one bite?  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on badass gym +1
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#70 - kaisertwo (16 hours ago) [-]
I wasn't biting I just wanted to see how long I could keep up the argument. Yet I get red thumbed for it.
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#71 - johrny (16 hours ago) [-]
Even if it that is true, you looked like the retard
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#61 - johrny (04/08/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by johrny
Check me out, if you like r34 pony: johrnyreport.deviantart.com/

I am also capable of other thing, obviously! I also do free request, but please no sex stuff. Im not so good with this stuff... YET
#121 to #61 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (02/04/2016) [-]
#122 to #121 - johrny (02/04/2016) [-]
#127 - volksworgen (02/07/2016) [-]
I'm here to get the scheiss beat out of me.
#128 to #127 - johrny (02/07/2016) [-]
#123 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (02/05/2016) [-]
I think we got off on the wrong foot, let me make you a reaction webM
#124 to #123 - johrny (02/05/2016) [-]
What do you mean? Like the thing for bronywiseman. If yes, no thank you
#125 to #124 - antibronywiseman ONLINE (02/05/2016) [-]
No, I can make a reaction webM of whatever you want.
#129 to #125 - johrny (02/12/2016) [-]
Okey, i understand now the concept: Could you make one about fedoralover and how much he loves fedoras? This would been awesome!
#126 to #125 - johrny (02/05/2016) [-]
Up for the challange? Well how about Latias NoScoping 360 Blaze it Doritos Mountain Dew etc, like the whole programm. Something i can use in a pokemon argument.
Latias isn't getting much love. If this is too difficult, i will think of something else
#112 - johrny (02/03/2016) [-]
redrepeater,solarisofcelestia, arachne, thepizzadevourer, floran, fnatmiddenpp geraltofmeowia

Just wanted to ask yall what you want. Your answers only will make things come along quicker, but i will draw the stuff anyway Holidays for me, so i got a lot of freetime on my hands . Those are the thing i had planned:

A Prinzess Mononoke one: Nude, but clean, no filth, no seduction whatsoever
More Fidget, because you know, i can't have enough of her!
A Latias-Flygon Hybrid, which is already in development, but im not sure if i should keep her SFW.
The dog Mink Wanda from One Piece, basically a Dog Furry, of which i have a certain liking to!
A pony ****: Which pony i don't know yet, but not gay as usual!
#117 to #112 - arachne (02/03/2016) [-]
I'm with pizza on this one
#118 to #117 - johrny (02/03/2016) [-]
I think I agree with you. I just rewatched the movie last night. Still my all time favorite. So powerful!
#120 to #118 - arachne (02/03/2016) [-]
#115 to #112 - redrepeater (02/03/2016) [-]
A futa pony perhaps? I've never seen you pull off futa before.
#116 to #115 - johrny (02/03/2016) [-]
Whats with you guys and your obsession with dicks....
Aw heck, why the **** not, but it is certainly nothing to get me hot. Twilight Sparkle would make the most sense. I already have a idea....
#119 to #116 - redrepeater (02/03/2016) [-]
#114 to #112 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (02/03/2016) [-]
I'd go with Mononoke, but that's just me.
#113 to #112 - johrny (02/03/2016) [-]
And of course my trio of characters from the story im still ******* working on..... Lubrica, Saltia and Peris
#108 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
oi y u blocked me m8

i'm just asking because this never happened before

#109 to #108 - johrny (06/20/2015) [-]

Dunno anymore. Maybe i had sand in my vagina...
#110 to #109 - newbtwo (06/20/2015) [-]
damn ***** took you ages to answer

then again its finals period so its understandable
#111 to #110 - johrny (06/20/2015) [-]
Lol, It has nothing to do with the finals. It just drowned between all the admin and besle mentions.

I mean, i still had time to draw some sweet centaur during my finals.
#107 - dubzmcceckem (05/18/2015) [-]
**dubzmcceckem used "*roll 1, 10-99*"**
**dubzmcceckem rolls 54**
#105 - tikitaco (05/17/2015) [-]
Hi, I see you asked the anime Subjugator's anime cat character is from.

Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shima_Shima_Tora_no_Shimajir%C5%8D
#106 to #105 - johrny (05/17/2015) [-]
Has his upsides when you post stuff. People care for someone.

Thanks for that. Im so going to r34 the **** out of is chara
#62 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
#63 to #62 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Sup? Anything important?
#104 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Liking that optimism sport.
#94 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
You can publish on your deviantart since i'll be publishing it on mine

mutual partnership

Make Asami pretty. Pretty Perfect Princess.
#95 to #94 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
As R34 Artist im ashamed NOT working to my very limits. Don't worry about that. She will be as good as i can do it.
#96 to #95 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>As R34 Artist

Is this what you're calling yourself now?
#97 to #96 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Yes, i wasn't specific about it. Do you mind? I can be just an artist if you want....
#98 to #97 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Be whomever you wanna be and if you wanna come up with just other Asami artwork off the top of your head you wanna do be my guest

But chances are you'll be drawing a lot of her being a wealthy bitch to everyone around her

>Driving a Hummer H2
>Destroying rainforests
>Beating Korra
#99 to #98 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Giving her a chainsaw sure sounds interesting...
#100 to #99 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
She needs more strip malls, starbucks, parking lots, lots of highway space for her Hummer H2 and a Private Airport for her Private Jumbo Jet
#101 to #100 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Now you are over doing it. Just let me handle it. Face expressions and a arrogant pose can do more than luxuary article can ever do to depicture, that someone thinks, everyone should be kissing her shoes.
#102 to #101 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm liking the sound of that

Overdo nothing. She owns an entire city. Her mansion is a ******* fortress.

She's President, COO, Judge, Jury, Executioner you know the drill.
#103 to #102 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I can handle it!
#86 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I can get you started on a small side project

Something easy. Draw me a picture of Asami sitting on a solid gold throne enjoying a nice tasty cigar
#87 to #86 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
That sounds moderate easy.  I don't want money, so don't worry. Im still one of those artist guys, that do it for the fun until they get professional. .    
Can you link some pics of her as reference. Favorable when i can see her full body and fully clothed  or not, i can draw her at the table without clothes.
That sounds moderate easy. I don't want money, so don't worry. Im still one of those artist guys, that do it for the fun until they get professional. .

Can you link some pics of her as reference. Favorable when i can see her full body and fully clothed or not, i can draw her at the table without clothes.
#88 to #87 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Recommend you have google images for that. Believe it or not all my Asami artwork is custom so the proportions tho great might be inaccurate

I just want her sitting on something comfortable and lavish. No waifu of mine settles for any chair so a nice throne would be nice

This'll be your first tryout. If I like your stuff I'll keep you around. Always need new artists and ones who go for free are the best especially when you're tapped for funds.
#89 to #88 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
How about one of those clichee chairs they use by psychatrists? Those with red "fur" or whatever the word is im searching for....
#90 to #89 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Those are luxurious and incredibly comfortable

Provided you make it lavish and expensive

Remember only high quality for Ms. Sato.
#91 to #90 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Sure thing.
#92 to #91 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
How long do you think it'll take?
#93 to #92 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
The moment i will sit on it maybe some hours. Not long, but i will start after sunday. School start again for me, but no big deal. Its only for oral exams, so i have plenty of time for sketching. I think this will be good.

Btw, you are okey with this being published on my deviantart, if i like what i did?
#74 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>The joke going over over your head this hard

Damn son be like Drax have your reflexes be so sharp nothing goes over your head

Asami is best everything.
#75 to #74 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Your comic is brutal. And i haven't watched Korra yet. Except the porn.
#76 to #75 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
If you hate Korra as much as I do you'll see why

Its like Bryan and Mike purposely went out of their way to make the biggest unlikable idiot on her own show
#77 to #76 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
.... Your comic is becoming uncomfortable. Btw: Is this comic done by the guy who does all those sex joke OC's. Im blocked by that guy for all eternity, because i criticised his work. Dickward.....
#78 to #77 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm hoping you don't mean Javis

He's my best friend and head artist of this project. I'm head writer.
#79 to #78 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Excactly this guy blocked me for all eternity. Evenso when i see one of his comic and DO like what he did i give a thump down. Not being able to comment is frustrating as hell.

I just don't get it! I didn't even said im better, which i am not, nor said his artstyle is bad. I just said that he is lazy, when he basically copy and pasts the figure into the next panel just with a different face expression. Im working with pencil, so i have no idea how modern Comic-making looks like.
#80 to #79 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I've been trying to get to know Javis for a long time

I was just happy he replied immediently when I said "Artist for hirer willing to pay"

my money goes to a good cause and helps with his family and in exchange he helps me with my comic

I don't normally read a lot of his art projects but to use a term from Professional Wrestling "Javis is over with the marks" meaning people see his **** and thinking "Guess what'll be on the front page in about 5 hours."
#81 to #80 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't care about thumps. I have enough comments that have reds because i was morbid as **** or weird as hell. This Critic was also one of those redies, but i normally don't get thumbed down into oblivion, because people know im not baiting and because i don't use phrases like "This sucks" or "Holy ****, what is this even" or "Why are you doing OC". i always make sure to pronounce things so, that people know why i dislike something and that they know that it is also my opinion.

Its just, sometimes i just swim against the flow and get some redies for doing so
#82 to #81 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Well Javis is my friend. He draws me comics I pay him money

I just wish I had a bigger crew to work on this with.
#83 to #82 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I could work for ya, but im not on Javis level nor am i good with my drawing programms.
#84 to #83 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I need either artists or writers

artists for side projects and writers for proof reading and idea speculation

Being head writer sucks because I am the only writer.
#85 to #84 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Im artist, but i am not sure if i qualify. I do a lot of anthro and my comic skills are undeveloped. Im more of a pin up dude. But this would been a nice practise i guess.
#64 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Company would be lovely

I was tempted to go get liquor but I am lazy.
#65 to #64 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Sure, im good for that. Anything you wanna talk about. Im kinda lonely too, but i have MH4U. I do not drink, on a sidenote
#66 to #65 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Well I do and I'm craving 2 things right now

More LoK art and liquor

Anything is fine with me. I don't care. Ask me a question.
#67 to #66 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
LoK art? And why talking with me? You must have a reason!
LoK art? And why talking with me? You must have a reason!
#68 to #67 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm doing a bunch of LoK comics.

I'm came for morbid curiosity. figure you'd be interesting to talk to.
#69 to #68 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Im kinda morbid. Well, my moral standards are pretty morbid. I believe in brutal karma and that some people deserve to die.

What does LoK mean?
#70 to #69 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
You can't be serious

Y'all ain't never watched Legend of Dumb Eskimo ******
#71 to #70 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I didn't know League of Dumb Eskimo ******* is a thing...
#72 to #71 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I often forget the show exists myself

Considering its so atrociously bad but my waifu is on that show

I had to compensate. I never wanna see another Female, Water Bending Avatar for as long as I live.
#73 to #72 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Legend of Korra. Oh boy i absolutly missed the point. Well, im only interested in good kids shows and in r34 as reference for myself

Well, i read the One Piece Manga online, but that is everything i really follow
#59 - ileikanime (03/31/2015) [-]
Hey, boss. Just wanted to say I wasn't serious before. This is just a troll account. I was intentionally trying to creep you out. lol.
#60 to #59 - johrny (03/31/2015) [-]
Luckly i was creeped out! Thanks for note. I really appreciate that.
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#58 to #57 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
Its kind of difficult. I do not watch manga in general, i actually only draw and create my waifus myself. But if i have to choose a character i would pick Fluttershy. older pick from me around 5 months old