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#49 - I guess so. 07/28/2015 on The Furry Cringe Comp +1
#14 - Great, now i feel bad for drawing furries......  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2015 on The Furry Cringe Comp +8
User avatar #91 - thesoulseeker (07/28/2015) [-]
Don't feel bad about it. They're not that bad. The proportions on some of them seem a bit off, but they're okay.
User avatar #52 - teFlyingNinja (07/28/2015) [-]
Hater's gonna hate, don't take the bait.
User avatar #39 - puffbrownies (07/28/2015) [-]
Don't be. in the end nobody really fucking cares as long as you arent a dick
User avatar #49 - johrny (07/28/2015) [-]
I guess so.
#60 - Source. What is this even! 07/28/2015 on Avengers Assemble! 0
#193 - It's considered Rage-Quiting, you ******* bitch 07/28/2015 on Never-ending cringe comp... 0
#178 - The core from this pile is made out of "Jurassic Park&quo… 07/27/2015 on retail problems 0
#51 - How about putting on your spare pair of leather gloves and hel…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on so majestic -3
User avatar #53 - stubbyftw (07/27/2015) [-]
Mounted camera bro, unmanned.
#149 - **johrny rolled user pankikilord ** You smell awful 07/27/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban 0
#246 - Looks awfully like a female... but i know its gay. Dammit... 07/27/2015 on 30 FPS vs 60 FPS 0
#151 - So much brilliant people, that post their stuff. I can't d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Not John Cena 0
#193 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Why are there spider legs coming out of her cooch?
#69 - I shouldn't have laughed... 07/27/2015 on An important mission +1

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#61 - johrny (04/08/2015) [-]
stickied by johrny
Check me out, if you like r34 pony: johrnyreport.deviantart.com/

I am also capable of other thing, obviously! I also do free request, but please no sex stuff. Im not so good with this stuff... YET
#108 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
oi y u blocked me m8

i'm just asking because this never happened before

User avatar #109 to #108 - johrny (06/20/2015) [-]

Dunno anymore. Maybe i had sand in my vagina...
User avatar #110 to #109 - newbtwo (06/20/2015) [-]
damn ***** took you ages to answer

then again its finals period so its understandable
#111 to #110 - johrny (06/20/2015) [-]
Lol, It has nothing to do with the finals. It just drowned between all the admin and besle mentions.

I mean, i still had time to draw some sweet centaur during my finals.
#107 - dubzmcceckem (05/18/2015) [-]
**dubzmcceckem used "*roll 1, 10-99*"**
**dubzmcceckem rolls 54**
User avatar #105 - tikitaco (05/17/2015) [-]
Hi, I see you asked the anime Subjugator's anime cat character is from.

Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shima_Shima_Tora_no_Shimajir%C5%8D
#106 to #105 - johrny (05/17/2015) [-]
Has his upsides when you post stuff. People care for someone.

Thanks for that. Im so going to r34 the **** out of is chara
#62 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
#63 to #62 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Sup? Anything important?
User avatar #104 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Liking that optimism sport.
User avatar #94 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
You can publish on your deviantart since i'll be publishing it on mine

mutual partnership

Make Asami pretty. Pretty Perfect Princess.
User avatar #95 to #94 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
As R34 Artist im ashamed NOT working to my very limits. Don't worry about that. She will be as good as i can do it.
User avatar #96 to #95 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>As R34 Artist

Is this what you're calling yourself now?
User avatar #97 to #96 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Yes, i wasn't specific about it. Do you mind? I can be just an artist if you want....
User avatar #98 to #97 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Be whomever you wanna be and if you wanna come up with just other Asami artwork off the top of your head you wanna do be my guest

But chances are you'll be drawing a lot of her being a wealthy bitch to everyone around her

>Driving a Hummer H2
>Destroying rainforests
>Beating Korra
User avatar #99 to #98 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Giving her a chainsaw sure sounds interesting...
User avatar #100 to #99 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
She needs more strip malls, starbucks, parking lots, lots of highway space for her Hummer H2 and a Private Airport for her Private Jumbo Jet
User avatar #101 to #100 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Now you are over doing it. Just let me handle it. Face expressions and a arrogant pose can do more than luxuary article can ever do to depicture, that someone thinks, everyone should be kissing her shoes.
User avatar #102 to #101 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm liking the sound of that

Overdo nothing. She owns an entire city. Her mansion is a ******* fortress.

She's President, COO, Judge, Jury, Executioner you know the drill.
User avatar #103 to #102 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I can handle it!
#86 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I can get you started on a small side project

Something easy. Draw me a picture of Asami sitting on a solid gold throne enjoying a nice tasty cigar
#87 to #86 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
That sounds moderate easy.  I don't want money, so don't worry. Im still one of those artist guys, that do it for the fun until they get professional. .    
Can you link some pics of her as reference. Favorable when i can see her full body and fully clothed  or not, i can draw her at the table without clothes.
That sounds moderate easy. I don't want money, so don't worry. Im still one of those artist guys, that do it for the fun until they get professional. .

Can you link some pics of her as reference. Favorable when i can see her full body and fully clothed or not, i can draw her at the table without clothes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Recommend you have google images for that. Believe it or not all my Asami artwork is custom so the proportions tho great might be inaccurate

I just want her sitting on something comfortable and lavish. No waifu of mine settles for any chair so a nice throne would be nice

This'll be your first tryout. If I like your stuff I'll keep you around. Always need new artists and ones who go for free are the best especially when you're tapped for funds.
User avatar #89 to #88 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
How about one of those clichee chairs they use by psychatrists? Those with red "fur" or whatever the word is im searching for....
User avatar #90 to #89 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Those are luxurious and incredibly comfortable

Provided you make it lavish and expensive

Remember only high quality for Ms. Sato.
User avatar #91 to #90 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Sure thing.
User avatar #92 to #91 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
How long do you think it'll take?
User avatar #93 to #92 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
The moment i will sit on it maybe some hours. Not long, but i will start after sunday. School start again for me, but no big deal. Its only for oral exams, so i have plenty of time for sketching. I think this will be good.

Btw, you are okey with this being published on my deviantart, if i like what i did?
#74 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
>The joke going over over your head this hard

Damn son be like Drax have your reflexes be so sharp nothing goes over your head

Asami is best everything.
User avatar #75 to #74 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Your comic is brutal. And i haven't watched Korra yet. Except the porn.
#76 to #75 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
If you hate Korra as much as I do you'll see why

Its like Bryan and Mike purposely went out of their way to make the biggest unlikable idiot on her own show
#77 to #76 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
.... Your comic is becoming uncomfortable. Btw: Is this comic done by the guy who does all those sex joke OC's. Im blocked by that guy for all eternity, because i criticised his work. Dickward.....
#78 to #77 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I'm hoping you don't mean Javis

He's my best friend and head artist of this project. I'm head writer.
#79 to #78 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Excactly this guy blocked me for all eternity. Evenso when i see one of his comic and DO like what he did i give a thump down. Not being able to comment is frustrating as hell.

I just don't get it! I didn't even said im better, which i am not, nor said his artstyle is bad. I just said that he is lazy, when he basically copy and pasts the figure into the next panel just with a different face expression. Im working with pencil, so i have no idea how modern Comic-making looks like.
#80 to #79 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I've been trying to get to know Javis for a long time

I was just happy he replied immediently when I said "Artist for hirer willing to pay"

my money goes to a good cause and helps with his family and in exchange he helps me with my comic

I don't normally read a lot of his art projects but to use a term from Professional Wrestling "Javis is over with the marks" meaning people see his **** and thinking "Guess what'll be on the front page in about 5 hours."
#81 to #80 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I don't care about thumps. I have enough comments that have reds because i was morbid as **** or weird as hell. This Critic was also one of those redies, but i normally don't get thumbed down into oblivion, because people know im not baiting and because i don't use phrases like "This sucks" or "Holy **** , what is this even" or "Why are you doing OC". i always make sure to pronounce things so, that people know why i dislike something and that they know that it is also my opinion.

Its just, sometimes i just swim against the flow and get some redies for doing so
#82 to #81 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Well Javis is my friend. He draws me comics I pay him money

I just wish I had a bigger crew to work on this with.
#83 to #82 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I could work for ya, but im not on Javis level nor am i good with my drawing programms.
#84 to #83 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I need either artists or writers

artists for side projects and writers for proof reading and idea speculation

Being head writer sucks because I am the only writer.
#85 to #84 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Im artist, but i am not sure if i qualify. I do a lot of anthro and my comic skills are undeveloped. Im more of a pin up dude. But this would been a nice practise i guess.
#64 to #63 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Company would be lovely

I was tempted to go get liquor but I am lazy.
User avatar #65 to #64 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Sure, im good for that. Anything you wanna talk about. Im kinda lonely too, but i have MH4U. I do not drink, on a sidenote
#66 to #65 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Well I do and I'm craving 2 things right now

More LoK art and liquor

Anything is fine with me. I don't care. Ask me a question.
#67 to #66 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
LoK art? And why talking with me? You must have a reason!
LoK art? And why talking with me? You must have a reason!
#68 to #67 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm doing a bunch of LoK comics.

I'm came for morbid curiosity. figure you'd be interesting to talk to.
#69 to #68 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Im kinda morbid. Well, my moral standards are pretty morbid. I believe in brutal karma and that some people deserve to die.

What does LoK mean?
#70 to #69 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
You can't be serious

Y'all ain't never watched Legend of Dumb Eskimo ******
#71 to #70 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
I didn't know League of Dumb Eskimo ******* is a thing...
#72 to #71 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
I often forget the show exists myself

Considering its so atrociously bad but my waifu is on that show

I had to compensate. I never wanna see another Female, Water Bending Avatar for as long as I live.
#73 to #72 - johrny (04/12/2015) [-]
Legend of Korra. Oh boy i absolutly missed the point. Well, im only interested in good kids shows and in r34 as reference for myself

Well, i read the One Piece Manga online, but that is everything i really follow
#59 - ileikanime (03/31/2015) [-]
Hey, boss. Just wanted to say I wasn't serious before. This is just a troll account. I was intentionally trying to creep you out. lol.
User avatar #60 to #59 - johrny (03/31/2015) [-]
Luckly i was creeped out! Thanks for note. I really appreciate that.
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#58 to #57 - johrny (03/30/2015) [-]
Its kind of difficult. I do not watch manga in general, i actually only draw and create my waifus myself. But if i have to choose a character i would pick Fluttershy. older pick from me around 5 months old
#56 - ileikanime (03/30/2015) [-]
hey do u have nudes
#48 - zahidlol (03/26/2015) [-]
Never voreget.

Get it. Cause it's like forget
#54 to #48 - johrny (03/26/2015) [-]
I have absulutly nothing against soft vore, where people do not get digest!
User avatar #55 to #54 - zahidlol (03/26/2015) [-]
I whole hearted ly agree with you, but gore vore is a no no for me
#43 - sry (02/13/2015) [-]
ayy cool guy i selected you to be in my next comp   
give me your mascot and the description
ayy cool guy i selected you to be in my next comp
give me your mascot and the description
#44 to #43 - johrny (02/13/2015) [-]
"If there is porn, i probably can fap to it" Something like that. Seriously, i have tons of fetishes.

Well, i use this one quite often or should i give you something else?
User avatar #45 to #44 - sry (02/13/2015) [-]
na i got it
User avatar #46 to #45 - johrny (02/13/2015) [-]
And besides: Thank you.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sry (02/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 - revengeforfreeze (02/08/2014) [-]
deo you have aspergers?
User avatar #40 to #39 - johrny (02/08/2014) [-]
Why you asking?
User avatar #41 to #40 - revengeforfreeze (02/10/2014) [-]
srorry didn't see this reply

User avatar #42 to #41 - johrny (02/11/2014) [-]
Well, yes i have aspherger
User avatar #33 - twi (01/23/2014) [-]
i ******* hate you
User avatar #35 to #34 - twi (01/24/2014) [-]
#36 to #35 - johrny (01/24/2014) [-]
Do you really hate me
Do you really hate me
User avatar #37 to #36 - twi (01/24/2014) [-]
you thumbed down one of my comments
#38 to #37 - johrny (01/24/2014) [-]
Which? If i did so, it was because you sure trolled again....
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
pls link granny smith young
#21 to #20 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
You want me to post porn on my profile?!
User avatar #23 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (01/03/2014) [-]
how old r u btw
#24 to #23 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 to #25 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
why are you asking?
User avatar #27 to #26 - revengeforfreeze (01/03/2014) [-]
cus u virgin is why i ask
User avatar #28 to #27 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
Okey. and?
User avatar #29 to #28 - revengeforfreeze (01/03/2014) [-]

you asked why i ask, i answer
yeah? what do you mean and?
User avatar #30 to #29 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
So, has something change by knowing im a 20 year old virgin?
User avatar #31 to #30 - revengeforfreeze (01/03/2014) [-]

has it?
User avatar #32 to #31 - johrny (01/03/2014) [-]
No, for me sure not
User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (01/03/2014) [-]
no lol

implying that i want you to post it on **** brony and then link it
User avatar #17 - instalation ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Hi today is my birthday.
User avatar #49 to #17 - zahidlol (03/26/2015) [-]
Happy belated A F birthday
User avatar #50 to #49 - instalation ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Thank you! Though I think Funnyunk was in a different time zone, as my birthday is the 15th. Thanks though ^^
User avatar #51 to #50 - zahidlol (03/26/2015) [-]

I was not aware.

My b day was the 24 : D
User avatar #52 to #51 - instalation ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
happy late birthday! ^^
User avatar #53 to #52 - zahidlol (03/26/2015) [-]
Awesome, thanks
#18 to #17 - johrny (11/16/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #19 to #18 - instalation ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Thanks! ^^
User avatar #13 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
squidwards suicide
User avatar #14 to #13 - johrny (11/09/2013) [-]
Yea, saw it, was **** .
User avatar #15 to #14 - revengeforfreeze (11/09/2013) [-]
it's pretty good actually

you just jell ybecause you didn't commit suicide
User avatar #16 to #15 - johrny (11/09/2013) [-]
Uhhhh, right
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
luv yu dude

come home to me and we fap to ponies together
wecan even jerk eachother off
User avatar #9 to #8 - johrny (11/03/2013) [-]
stop this or i block you
User avatar #10 to #9 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
jesus christ sorry man

why did this tick you off so badly?
User avatar #11 to #10 - johrny (11/03/2013) [-]
cause im not a fan of gay jokes
Pony porn yes; gay jokes Meh
User avatar #12 to #11 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
okay. sorry then uhh.. i guess
#7 - instalation ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Here's a ref for Moon Star (In her winter outfit.) She has black eyes, the pupils are white though. Anything red/pink on a pony (Like blood, lips, tongue, blush, etc.) is black for Moon.

And the dots on her hooves is coat dye she puts on herself.
User avatar #1 - instalation ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - instalation ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Now that I have made my mark, your OC is pretty cute I think she's adorable. ^~^
It'd be pretty neat to see some more art of her!
#3 to #2 - johrny (10/09/2013) [-]
ARGH! I didn't protect it enough!

Btw: You mean R34? Or in general?
User avatar #4 to #3 - instalation ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Art in general! Though if you take requests at all, think you can pair up our OCs in a drawing?

Either way, I think she's just adowable and cute~
User avatar #5 to #4 - johrny (10/09/2013) [-]
You never told me the name of your OC btw.
#6 to #5 - instalation ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Her name is Moon Star. She's a masseuse. Last year for Halloween she dressed up as a cowgirl.
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