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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: BF3, skyrim
PSN: johnylingo25
Date Signed Up:5/22/2008
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:MI
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#9 - so talikng to fish, having a fish tail, breathi…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Tangled +250
User avatar #139 - hentaisweetie (07/24/2014) [-]
For a mermaid yes. And the trident was magic not the person using it.
#124 - jamiemsm (07/24/2014) [-]
she would be a pretty crappy mermaid if she couldn't
#89 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
She didn't have supernatural powers she was just a fish :I it's not like she could control the waves or anything.
#52 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
Rapunzel is a German fairy tale from early 1800s.
User avatar #19 - redstonealchemist (07/24/2014) [-]
you do have a good point; the trident is a magical artefact and the right to use it is classed as a supernatural ability.
fish-talking, breathing underwater and having fins would be normal for her species though
User avatar #49 - yunoknow (07/24/2014) [-]
and pocahontas trippin' with grandma trees
and mulan and her talking eddie murphy dragon
User avatar #26 - Relinies (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a difference between owning a supernatural item and actually having supernatural powers to yourself.
Plus, the Trident belongs to Triton, not Ariel.
User avatar #41 - redstonealchemist (07/24/2014) [-]
but heritage...
#24 - iscrewbabies (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh hey. It's you again.
User avatar #42 - redstonealchemist (07/24/2014) [-]
no i'm not you again, i'm redstonealchemist
#18 - deityzx (07/24/2014) [-]
Natural for a mermaid
#1763 - -girlfriend just getting off a disease that could have been fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1771 - disies (07/23/2014) [-]
My mom is the kind of person that says that if you say it or talk about it, it will start/continue/get worse/get better, so I just kinda share that so that it will be my main problem and just think now that she is recovering she will be fine. I just wanted to think that she's good now and that isn't a problem anymore, at least on the internet. But thank you man, you really made my day. I know it doesn't mean anything to you, or that it is weird and stupid or even inmature to you, but that's just me leave it like that.
#1686 - -OMG im 16 and havent had sex in 2 months..... yeah i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#1755 - disies (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah man, I know it can be worse, she has been sick since like a month ago, and she was very very bad, she actually was scary because the doctor said if it was the worst case she could have had cancer, afortunaly she isn't that sick and she is now recovering. So yeah, fuck you.

Also, big brother admin open your fucking heart, not judge everyone who you think isn't that bad.
User avatar #1763 - johnylingo (07/23/2014) [-]
-girlfriend just getting off a disease that could have been fatal. the worst part is nowhere to put my dick.

its no good being selfish just for the halibut
User avatar #1771 - disies (07/23/2014) [-]
My mom is the kind of person that says that if you say it or talk about it, it will start/continue/get worse/get better, so I just kinda share that so that it will be my main problem and just think now that she is recovering she will be fine. I just wanted to think that she's good now and that isn't a problem anymore, at least on the internet. But thank you man, you really made my day. I know it doesn't mean anything to you, or that it is weird and stupid or even inmature to you, but that's just me leave it like that.
User avatar #1758 - disies (07/23/2014) [-]
big brother admin said*.
#1673 - yeah, when i was in school i was stressed out on trying to fin… 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
#1652 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1655 - mniam (07/23/2014) [-]
ohh forgot to mention we kinda made out three times four months ago, but still he sometimes treats me like a shit seriously
User avatar #1662 - doctorque (07/23/2014) [-]
also doesnt sound like if you did get to date him you would be too happy

zaufaj mi
User avatar #1669 - mniam (07/23/2014) [-]
^^^zaufaj mi

well he treated his ex like a fucking princess but after they broke up he turned into player and kinda mean guy, but sometimes hes really sweet.
User avatar #1682 - doctorque (07/23/2014) [-]
You might just need to get over the crush. Speaking from experience, the relationship might be short lived and by the end you might have lost a friend.

I moved to Canada from Belarus so I know a bit of polish.



(Puts on fedora)
User avatar #1694 - mniam (07/23/2014) [-]
all our friends say we are like meant for each other, we have same sense of humore and stuff. we have our own inside jokes and only we can laugh about such a dumb things. also on those vacation i went missing in the morning cause i drank too much, i didnt take my phone and stuff. we had to leave our rooms at 10 am but i didnt show up. He started crying and smoked like 5 ciggs one by one, all my friends were like she will come back, stop panicking, but he couldnt calm down. that was really sweet, but i cant stand one thing about him which is being such a player
#1702 - doctorque (07/23/2014) [-]
I'll let you decide.
User avatar #1714 - mniam (07/23/2014) [-]
meeeeeh i think ill just leave it even though deep down i dont want to. i mean actually its up to him. if one day he says he wants me ill probably do anything to be with him. but for now ill try to not care what he does with all the girls he gets.

i feel such a relief after typying this shit

dzięki!
User avatar #1732 - doctorque (07/23/2014) [-]
hopefully whatever choice you make you will be happy with it
User avatar #1731 - awakendhybrid (07/23/2014) [-]
I'd like to tell you not to let him dangle you on his finger, but I went through the same thing when I was in high school so I know it is easier said than done.
Some guys just like to have that one girl around who they don't need to date because they know already that she will do anything for them.
User avatar #1737 - mniam (07/23/2014) [-]
yeahh im afraid youre right but i didnt want to big brother admint it. for now like he said he needs to decide between me and other girl that he just meet week ago. i feel kinda like a toy
User avatar #1745 - mniam (07/23/2014) [-]
omg not big brother admin but admit!
#1636 - good luck fellow michigander 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#1618 - -19 -yes please im a guy -Michigan -I hav… 07/22/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#49 - seriously what did you expect with a name like tiles..... then… 07/21/2014 on Grudge girl +4
#37 - as a person that installs ceiling tiles for a living, I can co…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Grudge girl +7
#47 - tiles (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - johnylingo (07/21/2014) [-]
seriously what did you expect with a name like tiles..... then again its prolly not used that often
#239 - **johnylingo rolls 44,820** memums amoron 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0

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User avatar #4 - slipperycheese (04/27/2013) [-]
That fucking name
#3 - skk (04/24/2013) [-]
mfw you're blue username it is the bluest I have ever seen!!
User avatar #1 - drastronomy (01/03/2013) [-]
lel

went down several levels for mentioning lego star wars
#2 to #1 - johnylingo ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
close to 40 lvls, i made a explenation comment but i only smell more red. ehh it happens what am i loosing here? nothing. i had the opertunity to delete when i saw it had - 10 thumbs but i refuse. i stand by most if not all that i post.
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