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Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:5/31/2016
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#121 - Sounds like a you problem. The game runs flawlessly for 99.99%… 05/07/2016 on The Benefit of been small +2
#9 - Her freaking smile after the "I bypassed the compressor!&…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2016 on present +9
#20 - itsbeowulftime (05/05/2016) [-]
The resemblance is uncanny.
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#17 - sptnfouroneseven (05/05/2016) [-]
Idk why but I don't find Rey as attractive as the actual actor... Which is really fucking weird.
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#26 - metajunky (05/05/2016) [-]
Because Rey is a pretty unrelatable Mary Sue. But yea, Daisy Ridley is a cutie
#111 - **johnnyiscool used "*roll picture*"** **johnnyiscool rolle… 05/04/2016 on Roll Hottie Hunt 2 0
#93 - This is true. But I would guess that she'd still probably be upset. 04/23/2016 on How to destroy a relationship +3
#91 - This is funny for like 3 seconds until you realize that his li…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2016 on How to destroy a relationship +6
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#92 - Lambda (04/23/2016) [-]
I would hope that immediately after, they would come out with the cameras and explain the prank.
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#93 - johnnyiscool (04/23/2016) [-]
This is true. But I would guess that she'd still probably be upset.
#85 - It's a reference to the end of season 2. 04/17/2016 on sun 0
#83 - Sadly, no. We have to wait, like, a year and a half.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2016 on sun 0
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#84 - epriham (04/17/2016) [-]
new episodes are coming out in like august though i thought? didn't they announce they were ahead of schedule?
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#85 - johnnyiscool (04/17/2016) [-]
It's a reference to the end of season 2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfQ7t6IbF_A
#68 - I'm pretty sure it's the season 2 finale? They're trying to fi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2016 on sun +3
#72 - holamatey (04/17/2016) [-]
Thanks, I thought for a moment season 3 was out.
#83 - johnnyiscool (04/17/2016) [-]
Sadly, no. We have to wait, like, a year and a half.
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#84 - epriham (04/17/2016) [-]
new episodes are coming out in like august though i thought? didn't they announce they were ahead of schedule?
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#85 - johnnyiscool (04/17/2016) [-]
It's a reference to the end of season 2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfQ7t6IbF_A
#200 - I like this one better. Changing the original because it happe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on this is exactly the same... +6
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#201 - sanitarysan (04/06/2016) [-]
pretty much my thoughts as well
#22 - Looks like his mom found his phone 04/05/2016 on Phone boobies +2
#49 - To anyone that has played 3, is it less brutal than the previo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2016 on Dark Souls: Did not see... +1
#51 - gggfrt (04/03/2016) [-]
I haven't played 3, but 2 is considered to be the easiest
#52 - afireinsidebrad (04/03/2016) [-]
2 is depressingly easy
#116 - Whenever I see any motorized 3-wheel vehicle, this is all I ca… 03/30/2016 on A Swell Bit Of Engineering +2
#51 - who would pay that much money to wrap a crappy old golf in tha… 03/29/2016 on Crazy how nature do that 0
#2050 - **johnnyiscool used "*roll picture*"** **johnnyiscool rolle… 03/19/2016 on Roll for your new Tinder date 0
#27 - Buddy, all those regular season numbers sure are fancy. But it…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2016 on Basketball 0
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#28 - dangler (03/07/2016) [-]
#madonline
#25 - Also, Osweiler played in the first game. Maybe consider checki…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2016 on Basketball 0
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#26 - dangler (03/07/2016) [-]
It's a Broncos v Patriots matter, really. But if we wanna talk player v player I suggest we consider that, y'know, defenses matter in regards to winning (that thing the Colts had like once w/ Peyton), along with the other 10 guys and special teams. How about we instead consider these:

NFL career passing touchdown record: 539
Most passing yards, career: 71,940
Single season touchdown record (2013): 55
Most passing yards, season (2013): 5,477
Most wins (including playoffs): 200
Most games throwing for 300+ yards: 93
Most passing touchdowns in a single game (tied, 2013): 7
Most games with a passing rating higher than 105: 97
Most games with a perfect passer rating of 158.3: 5
Most seasons with 350+ completions: 10
Most games completing 80-percent passing: 19
Most game-winning drives: 56
Most comeback wins: 45
Highest completion percentage in a postseason game with 450+ yards (2005): 81.8
Highest yards-per-game, season (2013): 342.31
Most games with 4+ touchdown passes: 25
Most seasons passing for 4,000+ yards: 14
Most consecutive seasons with 25+ touchdowns: 13
One of two quarterbacks to ever beat all 32 teams (along with Brett Favre)
First quarterback to beat 31 franchises: 2007
Most Associated Press NFL MVP awards: 5 (2003, 2004, 2008, 2009, 2013)

But yeah, I'm sowwy I huwt youw wittwe feewings Patwiots fan =( I know you lot have fragile egos...
#27 - johnnyiscool (03/07/2016) [-]
Buddy, all those regular season numbers sure are fancy. But it took him 18 years to amount to half of what this beautiful bastid has done. There is literally nothing you can say to "hurt my feelings" because... guess what... my guy is still playing at MVP levels, while your guy's fragile little bones have to retire, even when they're being pumped up by HGH.
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#28 - dangler (03/07/2016) [-]
#madonline
#24 - That's a whole lot more red... 03/07/2016 on Basketball 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2016 on Basketball -1
#18 - dangler (03/06/2016) [-]
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#25 - johnnyiscool (03/07/2016) [-]
Also, Osweiler played in the first game. Maybe consider checking your facts in the future...
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#26 - dangler (03/07/2016) [-]
It's a Broncos v Patriots matter, really. But if we wanna talk player v player I suggest we consider that, y'know, defenses matter in regards to winning (that thing the Colts had like once w/ Peyton), along with the other 10 guys and special teams. How about we instead consider these:

NFL career passing touchdown record: 539
Most passing yards, career: 71,940
Single season touchdown record (2013): 55
Most passing yards, season (2013): 5,477
Most wins (including playoffs): 200
Most games throwing for 300+ yards: 93
Most passing touchdowns in a single game (tied, 2013): 7
Most games with a passing rating higher than 105: 97
Most games with a perfect passer rating of 158.3: 5
Most seasons with 350+ completions: 10
Most games completing 80-percent passing: 19
Most game-winning drives: 56
Most comeback wins: 45
Highest completion percentage in a postseason game with 450+ yards (2005): 81.8
Highest yards-per-game, season (2013): 342.31
Most games with 4+ touchdown passes: 25
Most seasons passing for 4,000+ yards: 14
Most consecutive seasons with 25+ touchdowns: 13
One of two quarterbacks to ever beat all 32 teams (along with Brett Favre)
First quarterback to beat 31 franchises: 2007
Most Associated Press NFL MVP awards: 5 (2003, 2004, 2008, 2009, 2013)

But yeah, I'm sowwy I huwt youw wittwe feewings Patwiots fan =( I know you lot have fragile egos...
#27 - johnnyiscool (03/07/2016) [-]
Buddy, all those regular season numbers sure are fancy. But it took him 18 years to amount to half of what this beautiful bastid has done. There is literally nothing you can say to "hurt my feelings" because... guess what... my guy is still playing at MVP levels, while your guy's fragile little bones have to retire, even when they're being pumped up by HGH.
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#28 - dangler (03/07/2016) [-]
#madonline
#24 - johnnyiscool (03/07/2016) [-]
That's a whole lot more red...
#20 - anon (03/06/2016) [-]
If we had kicked a field goal instead of going for it on 4th and down in the AFC championship we would have won, but that's on us for bad playcalling. On Nov 29, that was blatant refballing, get the fuck outta her with that shit.
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#21 - dangler (03/06/2016) [-]
Ain't it like Pats fans to say it didn't count.

Hold on to both of those L's, shitto.
#8 - He should have won for Wolf of Wall Street. I've never seen a …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/29/2016 on FEELS +163
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#51 - fyaq (03/01/2016) [-]
I think he should have won for Django.


That monologue was fucking incredible.
#86 - anon (03/01/2016) [-]
he couldn't have won for django, except as supporting actor.
Leo deserved lead oscar.
#25 - admjgg (02/29/2016) [-]
Honestly he's been so good and so consistent throughout his career I think people just expect Oscar-worthy performances from him. It got to a point where it's like, "oh great Leo is in another movie, better nominate him".
#22 - lowlik (02/29/2016) [-]
i think Django unchained was better
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#32 - elcreepo (03/01/2016) [-]
Probably his best performance since he was 24.

Completely unappreciated.
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#48 - sirkanesixtytwo (03/01/2016) [-]
He cut his hand on broken glass for that. I think, I don't know I got all my information on him from a comp on fj two years ago.
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#54 - musalana (03/01/2016) [-]
yea he cut his hand on a glass he slammed down on the table that shattered. the look on the girls face when he smears the blood all over her face is true "wtf"
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#50 - elcreepo (03/01/2016) [-]
I do remember he cut his hand, I'm not so sure if it was on glass.

Dude also was apologizing to the black guy because he was so uncomfortable while acting. I mean, he nailed it, but that just made his discomfort worse.
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#59 - goodatlosing (03/01/2016) [-]
He both smashed the glass and cut his hand in the same motion. Don't question his devotion. Or, his affinity for the impromptu. Dick Jockey.
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#65 - elcreepo (03/01/2016) [-]
Not questioning shit, just couldn't recall myself what he did.

Dude's a legend in the acting world.
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#67 - goodatlosing (03/01/2016) [-]
Dick Jockey
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#28 - wobblewub (03/01/2016) [-]
Holy fuck he was great in that.
#49 - She got banned for showing off her tits too much. Typical whor… 02/13/2016 on System32 is a virus, delete... 0
#93 - Unless it magically drops the awful cliches, horribly insuffer…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2016 on Ruby Rose Scythe -1
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#94 - Sethorein (02/09/2016) [-]
cliches become slightly less disgusting

characters become less insufferable except blake (Voice Acting improves across the board... except with pyrrha and yang sometimes)

Animation becomes MUCH better and they drop the silhouette background characters

My guess is given S3's trajectory we will be leaving school
#44 - That's cool. Too bad that show is ******* awful. People jizz a…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2016 on Ruby Rose Scythe -2
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#89 - Sethorein (02/09/2016) [-]
It gets better with time. I'd say suffer through season 1 and the first half of season 2. If you still hate it then... welp I guess it just isn't your taste.
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#93 - johnnyiscool (02/09/2016) [-]
Unless it magically drops the awful cliches, horribly insufferable characters, gross animation (like character models; I get that they don't have a budget, but it's just not pleasing to look at. The characters' motions when they're fighting are fine, but the way they look is gross), boring, overdone setting ("x" highschool? c'mon), then no thanks. I guess you're right. Bad shows aren't my cup of tea.
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#94 - Sethorein (02/09/2016) [-]
cliches become slightly less disgusting

characters become less insufferable except blake (Voice Acting improves across the board... except with pyrrha and yang sometimes)

Animation becomes MUCH better and they drop the silhouette background characters

My guess is given S3's trajectory we will be leaving school
#4 - One would think that most people could deduce that based on th… 02/09/2016 on Porn stats for Super Bowl +1
#52 - You can't kill me, I'm Reality!! 02/07/2016 on She will be missed +1
#52 - You can't kill me, I'm Reality!! 02/07/2016 on Lena Dunham quit twitter... +13
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