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johnnyiscool

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Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
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latest user's comments

#164 - I wasn't even aware such a thing existed. Trolling or not, tha… 03/23/2015 on Samus +5
#185 - That's pretty much exactly what I thought. 03/16/2015 on Funnyjunk political compass 0
#148 - Yeah, I'll give you that one 03/04/2015 on so cute shit 0
#421 - Yeah, Watch Dogs and AC Unity were complete **** . But I… 02/18/2015 on fallout 4 pls 0
#339 - A lot of people rag on 2014, but it had some truly awesome gam…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on fallout 4 pls 0
User avatar #341 - keiishiyama (02/18/2015) [-]
The issue is that the most anticipated games of the year (apart from those listed) were vastly underwhelming compared to their hype and, let's not forget, significantly glitched/buggy from day 1, EA and Ubisoft's games in particular.
User avatar #421 - johnnyiscool (02/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, Watch Dogs and AC Unity were complete shit. But I don't remember EA releasing a stinker this year.
User avatar #417 - compared (02/18/2015) [-]
Thanks a lot for using a comparison, I hope you are well.
#22 - She should be forced to change her Twitter picture. She's MUCH…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Literally Done with... +158
User avatar #176 - nefarian (02/12/2015) [-]
I honestly have a hard time identifying trans as "she" unless they don't look abominable
User avatar #174 - lean (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh my god kill it with fire.
#163 - dealingwithit (02/12/2015) [-]
That fucking face
#161 - anonymous (02/12/2015) [-]
That thing is married....who would marry her?
#145 - dyalibya (02/12/2015) [-]
You don't know hideous
User avatar #85 - mrselfdestruct (02/12/2015) [-]
>she
#63 - valkarian (02/12/2015) [-]
Ugh that face
#228 - anonymous (02/12/2015) [-]
But in all seriousness I'd rather fight the bunny at least it's cute well it tries to tear your throat out.
User avatar #82 - hydraetis (02/12/2015) [-]
That's what happens when you try to turn unattractive dude into woman.
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#46 - anonymous (02/12/2015) [-]
That face gives me nightmares
#2 - It was a Nationwide commercial, if I remember correctly. Some … 02/02/2015 on Go Pats +1
#5 - Picture 02/02/2015 on BWAAAAAAAAH 0
#4 - I've never freaked out (in happiness) in my life  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on BWAAAAAAAAH +1
User avatar #31 - maxismahname (02/03/2015) [-]
Sorry, it's a great feeling
#85 - I liked Black Bullet a lot, except the ending made almost no s… 01/20/2015 on tfw not a main character 0
#95 - The Watchdogs Demastering is kinda redundant. 01/06/2015 on Demastered games -1
#10 - Jimbo Fisher actually said to him "If you don't calm the … 01/03/2015 on Jameis Loseton 0
#2447 - **johnnyiscool used "*roll cah answer*"** **johnnyiscool ro… 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... +2
#2446 - **johnnyiscool used "*roll cah answer*"** **johnnyiscool ro… 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... +1
#21 - Maoyu. Great show about economics and politics.  [+] (16 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Acceptance +10
User avatar #30 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
More like economics and politits.
#32 - letrollzor (12/24/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #35 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
I have to ask before I waste the time, are there actual titties or just fanservice?
#39 - letrollzor (12/24/2014) [-]
A small amount of female MC fanservice. Nothing more if i remember correctly
#44 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
You do. The vast majority of the fanservice was done after roughly the second episode
User avatar #40 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
Alright then.
User avatar #33 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
But, hey, I like titties, so if the show doesn't suck an unreasonable amount of ass, then I might watch it.
User avatar #101 - thefates (12/24/2014) [-]
The shows actually preddy gud. People aren't kidding when they say it has economics and politics in it. I actually learned some stuff from watching it.
User avatar #105 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
I don't mean to piss people off, but I don't know how a show about gigantic flopping titties is about polititspolitics and economics, but I could be wrong.
User avatar #106 - thefates (12/24/2014) [-]
That's literally one episode people like to make fun of. Not that I'm offended by your saying that's what the show is about when everyone posts those gifs.
User avatar #107 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm ignorant about this show, for I have not seen it, but if I can find somewhere to watch it online, I might bookmark it and save it for later.
User avatar #108 - thefates (12/24/2014) [-]
I recommend it. The only problem with it that I have is that there isn't a second season.
#109 - tenaciouslee (12/24/2014) [-]
Aww. I hate oneshot shows, because you get really into them, and then it's just like "NOPE, NO MORE."
User avatar #112 - thefates (12/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if there will be more or not. It was a good show in my opinion but I'm not sure it had the sales to get another season. Still recommend it though because it wasn't like it was a complete cliffhanger. More of a 'we CAN do this' so you get the gist of what will happen anyways.
#37 - letrollzor (12/24/2014) [-]
The show is better than it might sound. Not a series for everyone but good non there less.
#43 - Meelo is unnecessarily retarded (obviously he's there to appea… 12/24/2014 on My opinion 0
#37 - I'll concede that Kirito is a little bit overpowered. But it e…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Oops 0
User avatar #50 - questionableferret (12/22/2014) [-]
"a little bit overpowered"

Dude, the MAIN VILLAIN of the series needed to cheat in order to beat him. Kirito was capable of doing solo what is supposed to take a massive group to do (namely, killing a boss). In the 2nd season he picks up a weapon that is meant to be useless and a bike that is stupidly hard to ride but because it's Kirito everything is just piss easy.

Nobody I've seen has put it better than Digibro. Check out his review of the first season if you like (it is 1 hour long so I'm sparing you by linking the far shorter season 2 review (well, part one of it, at least)) but be prepared to disagree with everything he says because he tears the everloving shite out of SAO with valid criticism after valid criticism, highlighting all of the myriad, awful flaws of the series from the cinematography to the locations to the characters to the basic concept.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhebk70xRo
User avatar #48 - perzona (12/22/2014) [-]
His sister had feelings for him before he even played the game, she just thought that the kirito in the game was the one guy that could make her forget about her love for her brother. All of the girls showed feelings for Kirito and i heard its even more blatantly obvious that they do in the books. They had to make the one guy that liked Sinon turn into a rapist just so kirito could save her, thats one of the things that pissed me off the most about season 2.
#36 - Never heard of it. I'll have to check it out. Thanks 12/22/2014 on Oops 0
#38 - *-61/10. The rest of the show is awful 12/22/2014 on Cinder Fall 0
#25 - That's what's cool about it, though. The game becomes their li…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Oops +3
User avatar #44 - krando (12/22/2014) [-]
its a shit series, it doesn't focus on what it was supposed to be focused on, life and death.
Very little character development, par kirito and asuna fuck and do shit together, other than that no one develops at all.
the characters are hardly lovable due to know char development and because it does force the MC so you have to like them.

Log Horizon > SAO, least Log Horizon is what should've been done when you're in a life and death mmo.
#28 - perzona (12/22/2014) [-]
"the writing was freaking fantastic".... The main bad guy of season one killed thousands of kids because "i wanted to know what it feels like". Half of the first arc was a dude creating his harem, risking his life to bring a pet back to life,making a sword, and showing off his sudden ability to hack into the game at the age of 14 (of course he wasnt in any real danger because Kirito can kill anything with a bat of his eye) and the second half was about fairy rapists and his own sister falling in love with him (oh wait i mean cousin who grew up thinking he was her brother, sorry).

Every girl became his bitch and contributed nothing to the story except Asuna who became a useless bitch in the second arc. I cant even go into how bad the first arc of season 2 was. Mother's Rosario was the only arc worth anything and i could have gotten the same feels from any other anime without having to shovel through the worthless pile of dog shit that SAO is.
User avatar #37 - johnnyiscool (12/22/2014) [-]
I'll concede that Kirito is a little bit overpowered. But it explains in the first episode why he's so good. Still, I can understand.
But the show did not devolve into a crappy harem. I think the only girl other than Asuna that expressed feelings of any kind toward him was Lisbeth, and their relationship developed naturally.
And as much as I hate disturbing sibling romance (is that like a real, serious thing in Japan? I've never heard of sisters having the hots for their brothers here), neither of them knew who the other was. And after they find out, the romance disappears, doesn't it? You're calling the show out on faults that it resolves.
User avatar #50 - questionableferret (12/22/2014) [-]
"a little bit overpowered"

Dude, the MAIN VILLAIN of the series needed to cheat in order to beat him. Kirito was capable of doing solo what is supposed to take a massive group to do (namely, killing a boss). In the 2nd season he picks up a weapon that is meant to be useless and a bike that is stupidly hard to ride but because it's Kirito everything is just piss easy.

Nobody I've seen has put it better than Digibro. Check out his review of the first season if you like (it is 1 hour long so I'm sparing you by linking the far shorter season 2 review (well, part one of it, at least)) but be prepared to disagree with everything he says because he tears the everloving shite out of SAO with valid criticism after valid criticism, highlighting all of the myriad, awful flaws of the series from the cinematography to the locations to the characters to the basic concept.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHhebk70xRo
User avatar #48 - perzona (12/22/2014) [-]
His sister had feelings for him before he even played the game, she just thought that the kirito in the game was the one guy that could make her forget about her love for her brother. All of the girls showed feelings for Kirito and i heard its even more blatantly obvious that they do in the books. They had to make the one guy that liked Sinon turn into a rapist just so kirito could save her, thats one of the things that pissed me off the most about season 2.
#24 - The whole story with Asuna and the Silent Knights or whatever …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Oops +4
User avatar #33 - davyjonesbooty (12/22/2014) [-]
>SAO
>well written characters

Pick one
#26 - neocortex (12/22/2014) [-]
I hate harem so much, really. Gives anime a bad name. Just a bunch of chicks chasing after a completely retarded MC. No character development what so ever, but every goddamn breast size known to man, combined with God knows what colored panties, is apparently enough to make people happy, pathetic.

Finished watching Zankyou No Terror a few days ago. There is still hope for amazing stories.
User avatar #36 - johnnyiscool (12/22/2014) [-]
Never heard of it. I'll have to check it out. Thanks
#182 - **** . 12/22/2014 on Names 0
#181 - White power?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Names 0
User avatar #182 - johnnyiscool (12/22/2014) [-]
Fuck.
#35 - Kuvira is really similar to Fire Lord Sozin, in goals and meth…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Avatar Villians +3
User avatar #59 - kuvira (12/15/2014) [-]
do not make outrageous claims to help the united republic
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (12/15/2014) [-]
sozin wasn't a complete prick, but his offspring were
#85 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Sozin was a fucking traitor who let his BFF die on a mountain. He was the first complete prick.
#56 - mrmcput (12/15/2014) [-]
Except he, well, you know, systematically hunted down and wiped out an entire nation just to kill one person, whom he failed to kill.
#58 - mrmcput (12/15/2014) [-]
Doesn't make them any less dead.
User avatar #57 - garymotherfingoak (12/15/2014) [-]
#44 to #43 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (18 minutes ago)
well he actually had regrets and wasn't a prick from day 1 like the rest of the pure native firelord family that came after
User avatar #43 - DJstar (12/15/2014) [-]
Sozin let his best friend die so he could "share his tech." Then proceeded to wipe an entire race. If that's not an asshole right there then idk what is.
User avatar #44 - garymotherfingoak (12/15/2014) [-]
well he actually had regrets and wasn't a prick from day 1 like the rest of the pure native firelord family that came after
User avatar #69 - DJstar (12/15/2014) [-]
hey im not defending ozaI. The man wanted to lay waste to the earth kingdom just because and tried to kill his only son. just saying sozin wasn't sunshine and rainbows either.
#27 - He's trying to be Jerry Seinfeld so much. The acting in the sh… 12/12/2014 on But I was on the phone to... 0

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