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Date Signed Up:9/12/2011
Last Login:6/13/2015
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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#41 - Here's a simple experiment: lock your wife and your dog in you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on (untitled) 0
#45 - hagerusaito (07/25/2014) [-]
The dog. But if your wife is dumb enough to be stuck INSIDE a locked car for an hour...
#7 - Said the guy named shemaledong. my username is …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Christians:1, Atheists: 0 +27
#24 - bazda (07/18/2014) [-]
That is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Take your thumb, sir, you've earned it.
#15 - sorry...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Justin Timberlake Doing... +137
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#28 - fuperbooper (06/13/2014) [-]
I was kind of hoping it would say "do i smell jay-z"
#17 - finblob (06/13/2014) [-]
"I was hanging with jay-z"
#98 - The sequel, Porn Detectives, is up: All images taken… 05/12/2014 on PornHub Skeptics 0
#1 - Part One: Porn Skeptics: All images are taken from p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Porn Detectives +5
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#9 - misticalz (05/12/2014) [-]
Just put it in the description ya fuckin thumb whore
#173 - Comment deleted 05/08/2014 on A mini donkey 0
#51 - So you're saying you would pork her?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on Hold no lands +34
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#143 - popnotes (05/05/2014) [-]
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#37 - Imagine watching Empire Strikes Back with friends, and then th…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Fahrenheit 451 +34
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#68 - niggledafiggle (04/19/2014) [-]
Feel just the same Johnny m'boy.
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#65 - namnori (04/19/2014) [-]
This.
It's so hard when all my friends are like "I love how Arya and The Hound are like best friends now, I bet they're gonna go around killing people together" and I just have to sit quietly. Then someone is like "Anon, you've read the books. What happens with them"

And then they get pissed off when I'm like "Yeah you're wrong she still hates him and he dies soon"
#109 - junahi (04/19/2014) [-]
Dude, you realize you just spoiled something to others too? And they might have not even want it. (don't worry, I read wikia so I don't care about spoilers, but some people seem to.)
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#133 - namnori (04/19/2014) [-]
They chose to read it. Not my fault
#134 - junahi (04/19/2014) [-]
My point is, you could had delivered your point without spoilers.

Like: " "I love how that guy and The other guy are like best friends. I wish neither of them dies, EVER" and I just have to sit quietly. Then someone is like "Anon, you've read the books. What happens with them" And then they get pissed off when I'm like "Yeah you're wrong they start to hate each other again and other guy dies soon" "

I mean, you could had just simply spoilered the names... Anything.
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#135 - namnori (04/19/2014) [-]
It's pretty obvious who it is because of how everyone thinks they're besties now
#136 - junahi (04/20/2014) [-]
Bron and Tyrion, Bron and Jaime, Jaime and that hulk girl. And really, you could had made some chars up just to make your point..

Seriously, do you not understand what my point is or are just trying to keep this talk going?
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#137 - namnori (04/20/2014) [-]
I understand your point I just disagree. There was a huge hype about how Arya and the Hound are best friends now because of one scene - people would know who I meant
#138 - junahi (04/21/2014) [-]
I still think you don't. Like I said, you could had made all scenario up, not even talk about someone being someones friend... Or talk about something that has already happened in the show for exmp, red wedding / robb and his new gf.
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#98 - megavoir (04/19/2014) [-]
I hate the "ooohhh what happens?" "i didn't want you to actually tell me!"
#5 - Good point. Fixed. 04/15/2014 on I *pft*can't understand... +89
#75 - Spread awareness of a secret app. Awareness is spread to t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on Faith in humanity... +21
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#112 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/05/2014) [-]
well how would you suggest it be spread? So that only the abused could find out and not the abusers?
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