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    Lateness Lateness
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    Deadlydeeds Deadlydeeds
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    wake up wake up
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    sacrifice sacrifice
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    WifiComp WifiComp
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    Realization Realization
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    oh bo oh bo
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    Mlp S2E25 Mlp S2E25
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#125 - thats pretty much exactly what tyler the creator said at the a… 11/06/2013 on "YouTube Music Awards" 0
#18 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on What I expected- What I got 0
User avatar #19 - TittyCinnamon (10/20/2013) [-]
description.
#3 - did u dig up the bodies yet m8 10/17/2013 on Weirdest things kids ever... +2
#7 - but op on his forehead and you might 09/14/2013 on Fannytroubled, Mother? 0
#162 - 3spooky5me 09/08/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 4) +5
#15 - Picture 09/07/2013 on and this is where id put my... +5
#738 - berzerk in my ass 09/07/2013 on time to revive an old... 0
#37 - how do you remember that  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on items +1
User avatar #38 - magere (09/07/2013) [-]
Someone said that this was a repost, and when I pressed the link (I have top comments first), I saw this post too, but yea, I'll give you a thumb for having this fucking great idea.
#7 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/07/2013 on items +21
User avatar #30 - magere (09/07/2013) [-]
Are you actualy trying to repost you top comment in a repost, of the OC?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3995816/Liek+mah+paint+skillz/23#23
#37 - johnmassacre (09/07/2013) [-]
how do you remember that
User avatar #38 - magere (09/07/2013) [-]
Someone said that this was a repost, and when I pressed the link (I have top comments first), I saw this post too, but yea, I'll give you a thumb for having this fucking great idea.
#24 - krasnogvardiech (09/07/2013) [-]
By comparison, Lucian's ones are downgrades. He has more dakka, though.
#29 - BroadSword (09/07/2013) [-]
Im trying to sing the head in my song but that gifs way too fast it doesnt fit the tune in my head.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (09/07/2013) [-]
I know. Its annoying.
#76 - i bet he gets mad snail pussy 08/17/2013 on Pimp My Snail 0
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User avatar #17 - esenel (11/26/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that u dont collect items if u dont mind can i have ur fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
#16 - prestonjohns (11/26/2012) [-]
give em
#11 - iatedub (11/26/2012) [-]
Why post 1.62% OC? I have a feeling that you can suck on my fat cunt fucking stick!
Why post 1.62% OC? I have a feeling that you can suck on my fat cunt fucking stick!
#12 to #11 - johnmassacre (11/26/2012) [-]
you seem a little butthurt about it did you take too much androgel today?
#13 to #12 - iatedub (11/26/2012) [-]
Nope but I was literally butthurt today.. I was constipated for 16 days.

I released the Kraken this morning.
User avatar #14 to #13 - johnmassacre (11/26/2012) [-]
why did you put a squid into your anus though
#4 - johnmassacre (10/06/2012) [-]
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#19 to #18 - johnmassacre (01/01/2013) [-]
the good ole days
#3 - johnmassacre (10/06/2012) [-]
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#1 - sealofapproval (06/06/2012) [-]
coulden't help but notice your username
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