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#15 - so there's a logout option on the main menu even when you're n… 01/29/2015 on Derp edition 0
#13 - bethel, about 8 or so on top of what we already had  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on East coast weather 0
User avatar #14 - badtrollisbad (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh wow, that's not too bad. I shoveled for 3 hours today until a neighbor with a snow blower was kind enough to come over and finish off the last 30-45 minutes or so of work for me.
#6 - This east coast storm was actually pretty lame here in CT. not…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/27/2015 on East coast weather +1
User avatar #18 - samxdaxman (01/28/2015) [-]
MA here, we got like 3 feet of the shit. It's a nice change of pace, cuz my area didn't have much snow for the past 2 years or so.
User avatar #10 - badtrollisbad (01/28/2015) [-]
Middletown reporting in, got approx. 16 inches? How much did you get/what town?
User avatar #13 - johnmacronstone (01/28/2015) [-]
bethel, about 8 or so on top of what we already had
User avatar #14 - badtrollisbad (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh wow, that's not too bad. I shoveled for 3 hours today until a neighbor with a snow blower was kind enough to come over and finish off the last 30-45 minutes or so of work for me.
#13 - Cat calling is fun. I remember one lunchtime back in elementar… 01/26/2015 on Cat-Calling 0
#32 - 4e, top kek 01/26/2015 on D&D stories thread 0
#33 - I'm here to kill your dreams Dr. roy caldwell (guy wh… 01/26/2015 on must be an asian schrimp +1
#30 - The video is a bunch of patched together clips of the shrimp t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on must be an asian schrimp 0
User avatar #38 - gabeinated (01/26/2015) [-]
well its not like you made the video
#29 - I'm not an expert, but i'm also not dumb enough to think a shr…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on must be an asian schrimp 0
#32 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/26/2015) [-]
I just want to believe.
User avatar #33 - johnmacronstone (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm here to kill your dreams

Dr. roy caldwell (guy who uploaded the original video)
The clip was used as promotional teaser for a BBC series called "Wildlife on 1" hosted by David Attenborough. We filmed a half hour program on my research on stomatopods called "Fastest Claw in the West". One sequence looked at the ability of stomatopods to learn to open plastic cubes to obtain shrimp. The cubes were hollow and a glass plate covered the hole. To get the shrimp, the animal had to break the glass - much the same behavior needed to open a snail. The stomatopods were presented two cubes of different colors or with different patterns. Only one cube contained food and they had to learn which one. They learn this fairly quickly.

One day while shooting, we went to lunch and walked past a shop that had a Rubik's cube keychain in the window. It was the same size as the cubes we were using with the stomatopods. I bought it and in between filming, we gave it to one of the O. scyllarus. It would retrieve it like it would a feeding cube, turn it around and strike. We got the idea of shooting a sequence with the animal "solving" the cube. We kept presenting the cube in various states of solution to the animal and eventually a solved cube. Just as they would a snail shell, when the animal determines that there is no more food to be had, they through out the remains. It was then easy to cut together a sequence of the cube being "solved" along with some head scratching (eye cleansing), etc. When Attenborough saw it, he decided to use it as a promo piece.
#28 - Wow, who finally told you? Last i checked, you never figured o… 01/26/2015 on (untitled) +3
#17 - Funny story, the video is a fake, the shrimp never solved the cube  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2015 on must be an asian schrimp +4
User avatar #27 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/26/2015) [-]
who made you a shrimp expert?
User avatar #29 - johnmacronstone (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm not an expert, but i'm also not dumb enough to think a shrimp could solve a rubix cube. The video is a bunch of patched together clips of the shrimp trying to get into the cube because it is a similar shape to the feeding containers it is used to. a human is solving the cube step by step off screen and with some video editing frame by frame, they make it look like the shrimp is doing it.
#32 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/26/2015) [-]
I just want to believe.
User avatar #33 - johnmacronstone (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm here to kill your dreams

Dr. roy caldwell (guy who uploaded the original video)
The clip was used as promotional teaser for a BBC series called "Wildlife on 1" hosted by David Attenborough. We filmed a half hour program on my research on stomatopods called "Fastest Claw in the West". One sequence looked at the ability of stomatopods to learn to open plastic cubes to obtain shrimp. The cubes were hollow and a glass plate covered the hole. To get the shrimp, the animal had to break the glass - much the same behavior needed to open a snail. The stomatopods were presented two cubes of different colors or with different patterns. Only one cube contained food and they had to learn which one. They learn this fairly quickly.

One day while shooting, we went to lunch and walked past a shop that had a Rubik's cube keychain in the window. It was the same size as the cubes we were using with the stomatopods. I bought it and in between filming, we gave it to one of the O. scyllarus. It would retrieve it like it would a feeding cube, turn it around and strike. We got the idea of shooting a sequence with the animal "solving" the cube. We kept presenting the cube in various states of solution to the animal and eventually a solved cube. Just as they would a snail shell, when the animal determines that there is no more food to be had, they through out the remains. It was then easy to cut together a sequence of the cube being "solved" along with some head scratching (eye cleansing), etc. When Attenborough saw it, he decided to use it as a promo piece.
User avatar #21 - gabeinated (01/26/2015) [-]
how do you know
#30 - johnmacronstone (01/26/2015) [-]
The video is a bunch of patched together clips of the shrimp trying to get into the cube because it is a similar shape to the feeding containers it is used to. a human is solving the cube step by step off screen and with some video editing frame by frame, they make it look like the shrimp is doing it.
User avatar #38 - gabeinated (01/26/2015) [-]
well its not like you made the video

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User avatar #11 - arena (10/25/2014) [-]
You have some funny **** here. I like it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - johnmacronstone (10/25/2014) [-]
You're pretty damn hilarious yourself.
User avatar #13 to #12 - arena (10/25/2014) [-]
Yo if we ever become gay wanna do it ?. In all funnyjunk respect ofcourse
#14 to #13 - johnmacronstone (10/25/2014) [-]
Sure, It's alright if we say no homo first
Sure, It's alright if we say no homo first
#7 - wonderglue (02/23/2014) [-]
haha how are you today?
User avatar #6 - smaaen ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
Throw me a PM to the link or a reply here or w.e when you have the conversation from the phone number, if you wouldn't mind that is.
User avatar #10 to #8 - smaaen ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Good man. That was legit funny. Whether real or not ;p
User avatar #5 - thebuttman (02/23/2014) [-]
got a text back yet ?
User avatar #4 - jotte (01/04/2014) [-]
The story that you posted about the snowboarding, mad respect for you. Sincerely.
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