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johndapro

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: mrjojo1995
Steam Profile: JohnDaPro
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, Pc
Video Games Played: I have played more games then I can name.
X-box Gamertag: mrjojo1995
PSN: I have one but I never use it
Interests: music, games, the internet, drugs
Date Signed Up:10/05/2011
Last Login:6/30/2016
Location:Sweden
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Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
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I once laughed, I hated it

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#662 - Idunno, I need to work on my weight.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2016 on Hottest Guys Of FJ Submissions +1
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#679 - theguywhoaskswhy (06/15/2016) [-]
How long have you been on hormones?
#52 - As a person who installs and service tech for a living this is… 06/12/2016 on Tech Support Gore 7: "STOP... 0
#36 - Pretty sure this slide was meant for children. They won't get …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2016 on Who the fuck engineered that? +1
#49 - tenpoundpom (06/12/2016) [-]
thier weight has nothing to do with it since gravity produces the same acceleration, thier mass however would affect the friction force slowing them down soz fam im a pedantic motherfucker sometimes
#129 - Great, another Ubisoft game to pirate and play for 2 hours bef… 06/10/2016 on Parkour in Ubisoft's Watch... 0
#102 - That is something I'm very aware off, kinda hard to avoid thou…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on /pol/itician votes for Bernie 0
#103 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
only if you buy drugs from criminals
#92 - I have done drugs for about 5 years, I've gotten laced stuff 3…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /pol/itician votes for Bernie +1
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#97 - everyziggy (05/28/2016) [-]
Well there is also the moral dilemma that buying from a dealer directly supports a bunch of other bad stuff related to the gangs that move the drugs.
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#102 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
That is something I'm very aware off, kinda hard to avoid though if you are to buy drugs.
#103 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
only if you buy drugs from criminals
#88 - Where else do you find drugs? I mean, in most places …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /pol/itician votes for Bernie +1
#101 - yolobrolo (05/28/2016) [-]
Thats why weed needs to stay illegal. So many members of the cartels have smuggling jobs they depends on support their families. Legalizing it would cut out them as the middle man and hurt the Mexican economy. We can't keep complaining about Mexicans taking out jobs if we try to takes theirs...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xgjp8S_ddo
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#89 - flnonymousseven (05/28/2016) [-]
prescription drugs from doctors
alcohol from bars
weed from clinics
tobacco anywhere
caffeine anywhere

not really that hard

but I mean sure, if you wana go ahead and inject/consume some shit that was brewed up in someones basement somewhere before spending 3 days stuffed up the ass of some 14 year old drug mule then cut with fucking windex before "your trusted dealer" bought it and sold it to you, then be my guest, but don't go online making claims about how "safe" it is because theres very little data to support that and you literally have no idea what could be in it.
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#92 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
I have done drugs for about 5 years, I've gotten laced stuff 3 times.

Why would people lace their drugs even? That would only scare away your buyers and fuck with your sales. The better the drugs are the better it sells. Clearly you have little to no first hand experience and what you're basing your arguments on are misinformation and general ignorance. Also you say that there is no idea to know what's in your drugs, there are actually test kits for most drugs where you can see purity.

Although I can agree on that prescribed drugs/alcohol/whatever is the safer bet if you're afraid of getting laced drugs. Personally if I could get weed from a clinic, which I can't, I would probably stop with most other drugs.

I would also like to point out that the first comment was on the safety on LSD, if you were to get pure LSD, that is 93%~, there is no possibility for bodily harm or physical addiction.
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#97 - everyziggy (05/28/2016) [-]
Well there is also the moral dilemma that buying from a dealer directly supports a bunch of other bad stuff related to the gangs that move the drugs.
User avatar
#102 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
That is something I'm very aware off, kinda hard to avoid though if you are to buy drugs.
#103 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
only if you buy drugs from criminals
#83 - Yeh but that can be said with any drug I've gotten w…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /pol/itician votes for Bernie 0
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#86 - flnonymousseven (05/28/2016) [-]
or you could just not buy drugs from criminals?
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#88 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
Where else do you find drugs?

I mean, in most places drugs are illegal and so criminals are the people who sell them. I mean I hope you realize that all drugs that gets trafficked through the world with the exception of weed ofc has at one point been handled by criminal gangs. Of course when you buy it it's usually from some dude who has no connections but his stock most likely come from gangs.
#101 - yolobrolo (05/28/2016) [-]
Thats why weed needs to stay illegal. So many members of the cartels have smuggling jobs they depends on support their families. Legalizing it would cut out them as the middle man and hurt the Mexican economy. We can't keep complaining about Mexicans taking out jobs if we try to takes theirs...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xgjp8S_ddo
User avatar
#89 - flnonymousseven (05/28/2016) [-]
prescription drugs from doctors
alcohol from bars
weed from clinics
tobacco anywhere
caffeine anywhere

not really that hard

but I mean sure, if you wana go ahead and inject/consume some shit that was brewed up in someones basement somewhere before spending 3 days stuffed up the ass of some 14 year old drug mule then cut with fucking windex before "your trusted dealer" bought it and sold it to you, then be my guest, but don't go online making claims about how "safe" it is because theres very little data to support that and you literally have no idea what could be in it.
User avatar
#92 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
I have done drugs for about 5 years, I've gotten laced stuff 3 times.

Why would people lace their drugs even? That would only scare away your buyers and fuck with your sales. The better the drugs are the better it sells. Clearly you have little to no first hand experience and what you're basing your arguments on are misinformation and general ignorance. Also you say that there is no idea to know what's in your drugs, there are actually test kits for most drugs where you can see purity.

Although I can agree on that prescribed drugs/alcohol/whatever is the safer bet if you're afraid of getting laced drugs. Personally if I could get weed from a clinic, which I can't, I would probably stop with most other drugs.

I would also like to point out that the first comment was on the safety on LSD, if you were to get pure LSD, that is 93%~, there is no possibility for bodily harm or physical addiction.
User avatar
#97 - everyziggy (05/28/2016) [-]
Well there is also the moral dilemma that buying from a dealer directly supports a bunch of other bad stuff related to the gangs that move the drugs.
User avatar
#102 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
That is something I'm very aware off, kinda hard to avoid though if you are to buy drugs.
#103 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
only if you buy drugs from criminals
#80 - Generally LSD is THE safest drugs when it comes to normal cons…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/28/2016 on /pol/itician votes for Bernie 0
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#82 - flnonymousseven (05/28/2016) [-]
It can also be really easily cut with some other shit that will fuck your life up since it's not regulated and there's no way to know what's in it.
#85 - flnonymousseven has deleted their comment.
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#83 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
Yeh but that can be said with any drug

I've gotten weed sprayed with some kind of opiate, speed mixed with meth, PCP mixed with some kind of RC PCP etc etc.

Nothing is really safe, you just gotta find the right sellers and hope you don't get fucked.
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#86 - flnonymousseven (05/28/2016) [-]
or you could just not buy drugs from criminals?
User avatar
#88 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
Where else do you find drugs?

I mean, in most places drugs are illegal and so criminals are the people who sell them. I mean I hope you realize that all drugs that gets trafficked through the world with the exception of weed ofc has at one point been handled by criminal gangs. Of course when you buy it it's usually from some dude who has no connections but his stock most likely come from gangs.
#101 - yolobrolo (05/28/2016) [-]
Thats why weed needs to stay illegal. So many members of the cartels have smuggling jobs they depends on support their families. Legalizing it would cut out them as the middle man and hurt the Mexican economy. We can't keep complaining about Mexicans taking out jobs if we try to takes theirs...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xgjp8S_ddo
User avatar
#89 - flnonymousseven (05/28/2016) [-]
prescription drugs from doctors
alcohol from bars
weed from clinics
tobacco anywhere
caffeine anywhere

not really that hard

but I mean sure, if you wana go ahead and inject/consume some shit that was brewed up in someones basement somewhere before spending 3 days stuffed up the ass of some 14 year old drug mule then cut with fucking windex before "your trusted dealer" bought it and sold it to you, then be my guest, but don't go online making claims about how "safe" it is because theres very little data to support that and you literally have no idea what could be in it.
User avatar
#92 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
I have done drugs for about 5 years, I've gotten laced stuff 3 times.

Why would people lace their drugs even? That would only scare away your buyers and fuck with your sales. The better the drugs are the better it sells. Clearly you have little to no first hand experience and what you're basing your arguments on are misinformation and general ignorance. Also you say that there is no idea to know what's in your drugs, there are actually test kits for most drugs where you can see purity.

Although I can agree on that prescribed drugs/alcohol/whatever is the safer bet if you're afraid of getting laced drugs. Personally if I could get weed from a clinic, which I can't, I would probably stop with most other drugs.

I would also like to point out that the first comment was on the safety on LSD, if you were to get pure LSD, that is 93%~, there is no possibility for bodily harm or physical addiction.
User avatar
#97 - everyziggy (05/28/2016) [-]
Well there is also the moral dilemma that buying from a dealer directly supports a bunch of other bad stuff related to the gangs that move the drugs.
User avatar
#102 - johndapro (05/28/2016) [-]
That is something I'm very aware off, kinda hard to avoid though if you are to buy drugs.
#103 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
only if you buy drugs from criminals
#61 - o7  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2016 on Gone, but never +15
#76 - darkvanguard (05/19/2016) [-]
I held back tears watching that. Mr. Rogers was too good for this world.
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#69 - mrsixinch (05/19/2016) [-]
It always makes me cry