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#2 - Comment deleted 08/27/2015 on Bobby pin vs handcuffs as... 0
#74 - I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Good to know +17
User avatar #76 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
I'm stupid what's double locking?
User avatar #78 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Double lock means that you push a pin on the cuffs to secure them so that it won't tighten anymore. If you don't do that, the cuffed might get hurt him/herself by accident or on purpose.
User avatar #82 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Gotchaa. So how would that get in the way of picking it open? Can the cuffs not be loosened while the lock is in place?
User avatar #84 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Exactly, the locking mechanism won't work and loosen the cuffs.
Normally, It is a metal pin which you just push in to jam the locking mechanism.
Most cases the pin is opened by turning the key to opposite direction than the actual lock.
User avatar #85 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Ohh okay cool.
User avatar #86 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
You can actually see the pin on the gif. It's the bottom metal piece. Push it, and the notch on the lower piece will jam the upper piece in place.
User avatar #87 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh okay. So wait, couldn't you just open the pin by turning the bobby pin the other way???
User avatar #88 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Yes. You definetly can, it is a bit trickier than picking the actual lock, cause it works with friction and the actual piece you need to hit is a bit smaller.
I am no expert, but on a good day without "double locking" I open one cuff in seconds, double lock it and might take even a minute.
User avatar #90 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
That's awesome!

I might look into getting a set just to tinker around with
User avatar #91 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Cool! Use your power for good, if you ever decide to learn the skill.
User avatar #92 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
What exactly is a good use of getting out of handcuffs?


Outside of like a terrorism situation or something.
#98 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
getting the upper hand in kinky sex games?
User avatar #99 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah you prolly do get cucked on the reg u faggot
User avatar #94 - HenrikVIII (08/26/2015) [-]
You make it sound like a bad thing
User avatar #93 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Heh. I wouldn't know.

I learned it cause I was bored and bit interested, same as picking locks.
User avatar #97 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Fair enough. That's how I picked up flipping a balisong around. And Harmonica.
#72 - I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Good to know +8
User avatar #83 - policexplain (08/26/2015) [-]
Double locking is standard practice for most departments in California and is taught as part of the POST requirements in academy and field training.
Also, escape (or even attempted escape) is a felony and is very likely to get you tased, oc'do or batoned.

But this is good information to have if maybe a home invasion happens or a criminal abducts you and tries to restrain you with cuffs.
#71 - I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response… 08/26/2015 on Good to know +3
#70 - I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response… 08/26/2015 on Good to know +3
#7 - I carry cuffs for work. Will let you know if this works  [+] (53 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Good to know +103
User avatar #81 - brewswillis (08/26/2015) [-]
mention me pls, thanks
User avatar #74 - johnconnorone (08/26/2015) [-]
I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response to double locking the cuffs, that is more of a recommendation and not mandated most places. If you distract the officer you may get him to forget to double lock


kanaka buffdaddymcgiggles - HenrikVIII chrispoot kanbabrif kenan clechyl codemen unknownhero Viggiator buttholee budybooty muchswagsuchwow goobyman yourinvisiblegf baditch flnonymousseven damianblu spanishiqiustion pridefulmatthew thefunnyside yodudewtf caau meringueluka furryballs
User avatar #76 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
I'm stupid what's double locking?
User avatar #78 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Double lock means that you push a pin on the cuffs to secure them so that it won't tighten anymore. If you don't do that, the cuffed might get hurt him/herself by accident or on purpose.
User avatar #82 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Gotchaa. So how would that get in the way of picking it open? Can the cuffs not be loosened while the lock is in place?
User avatar #84 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Exactly, the locking mechanism won't work and loosen the cuffs.
Normally, It is a metal pin which you just push in to jam the locking mechanism.
Most cases the pin is opened by turning the key to opposite direction than the actual lock.
User avatar #85 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Ohh okay cool.
User avatar #86 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
You can actually see the pin on the gif. It's the bottom metal piece. Push it, and the notch on the lower piece will jam the upper piece in place.
User avatar #87 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh okay. So wait, couldn't you just open the pin by turning the bobby pin the other way???
User avatar #88 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Yes. You definetly can, it is a bit trickier than picking the actual lock, cause it works with friction and the actual piece you need to hit is a bit smaller.
I am no expert, but on a good day without "double locking" I open one cuff in seconds, double lock it and might take even a minute.
User avatar #90 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
That's awesome!

I might look into getting a set just to tinker around with
User avatar #91 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Cool! Use your power for good, if you ever decide to learn the skill.
User avatar #92 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
What exactly is a good use of getting out of handcuffs?


Outside of like a terrorism situation or something.
#98 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
getting the upper hand in kinky sex games?
User avatar #99 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah you prolly do get cucked on the reg u faggot
User avatar #94 - HenrikVIII (08/26/2015) [-]
You make it sound like a bad thing
User avatar #93 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
Heh. I wouldn't know.

I learned it cause I was bored and bit interested, same as picking locks.
User avatar #97 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
Fair enough. That's how I picked up flipping a balisong around. And Harmonica.
User avatar #69 - kanaka (08/26/2015) [-]
Mention please? Try and video it too
#62 - buffdaddymcgiggles (08/26/2015) [-]
It works if they aren't double locked. But anyone with some training would know to double lock cuffs so the person you are restraining doesn't hurt themselves.
#89 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Double-lock cuffs can also be opened with a similar bent-wire tool, though it requires additional steps, more time, and more dexterity.
User avatar #60 - HenrikVIII (08/26/2015) [-]
marking for l8er inspection
User avatar #57 - chrispoot (08/26/2015) [-]
Mention pls
#54 - kanbabrif (08/26/2015) [-]
Mention me Mr. Police/security/gimp man
#52 - kenan (08/26/2015) [-]
not working, just tried it, maybe cuffs from EU are different from the US ones
#79 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
I have Standard ASP cuffs, works like a charm if not secured properly.
User avatar #80 - perkuna (08/26/2015) [-]
If secured, takes more time. Also Pic related.
User avatar #51 - clechyl (08/26/2015) [-]
asdasd
User avatar #49 - codemen (08/26/2015) [-]
update, update
User avatar #45 - unknownhero (08/26/2015) [-]
update pls.
User avatar #44 - Viggiator (08/26/2015) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #43 - buttholee (08/26/2015) [-]
pls give mention
User avatar #42 - nudybooty (08/26/2015) [-]
Did you escape from the sex dungeon yet?
User avatar #41 - muchswagsuchwow (08/26/2015) [-]
I wanna know
User avatar #40 - goobyman (08/26/2015) [-]
waiting
User avatar #38 - yourinvisiblegf (08/26/2015) [-]
mention
make a video for us too please =)
#37 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
definite need to know
User avatar #35 - baditch (08/26/2015) [-]
Replying so I can check back later. Thanks for taking the time btw.
#33 - flnonymousseven (08/26/2015) [-]
MENTION ME
#61 - damianblu (08/26/2015) [-]
MENTION HIMMM!!!
User avatar #32 - spanishiqiustion (08/26/2015) [-]
do me plz
#29 - pridefulmatthew (08/26/2015) [-]
ib4 were waiting gif
#28 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
yes yes, update
User avatar #27 - thefunnyside (08/26/2015) [-]
Mention me pls
#25 - yodudewtf (08/26/2015) [-]
I see we're all planning on getting cuffed sometime soon
#63 - caau (08/26/2015) [-]
Planning on it? no, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared
User avatar #14 - meringueluka (08/26/2015) [-]
me 3
User avatar #72 - johnconnorone (08/26/2015) [-]
I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response to double locking the cuffs, that is more of a recommendation and not mandated most places. If you distract the officer you may get him to forget to double lock
User avatar #83 - policexplain (08/26/2015) [-]
Double locking is standard practice for most departments in California and is taught as part of the POST requirements in academy and field training.
Also, escape (or even attempted escape) is a felony and is very likely to get you tased, oc'do or batoned.

But this is good information to have if maybe a home invasion happens or a criminal abducts you and tries to restrain you with cuffs.
#10 - caau (08/26/2015) [-]
Replying just to get an update
User avatar #71 - johnconnorone (08/26/2015) [-]
I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response to double locking the cuffs, that is more of a recommendation and not mandated most places. If you distract the officer you may get him to forget to double lock
User avatar #12 - FurryBalls (08/26/2015) [-]
I would also like an update.
User avatar #70 - johnconnorone (08/26/2015) [-]
I used a Bobby pin and was able to undo the cuffs. In response to double locking the cuffs, that is more of a recommendation and not mandated most places. If you distract the officer you may get him to forget to double lock
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User avatar #42 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #41 - skyrimdovah ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
**** you
#37 - pewdiepieminion (07/19/2013) [-]
Gooooooood day to yew sir
Gooooooood day to yew sir
User avatar #38 to #37 - johnconnorone (08/05/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #39 to #38 - pewdiepieminion (08/06/2013) [-]
pretty good, how are you?
User avatar #40 to #39 - johnconnorone (08/31/2013) [-]
doing good
#15 - pewdiepieminion (02/09/2013) [-]
never thought I'd actually get to use this, but I think it suits the situation ;)
never thought I'd actually get to use this, but I think it suits the situation ;)
User avatar #16 to #15 - johnconnorone (02/09/2013) [-]
i lost my gifs
User avatar #17 to #16 - pewdiepieminion (02/09/2013) [-]
aw :'( that must suck
#23 to #22 - pewdiepieminion (02/09/2013) [-]
dont even get me started
dont even get me started
#24 to #23 - johnconnorone (02/09/2013) [-]
what about boobs?
what about boobs?
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#14 - pewdiepieminion (02/09/2013) [-]
Here ya go :D Just for you.
#36 to #14 - johnconnorone (02/09/2013) [-]
i suck at coloring
#8 - candance (02/01/2013) [-]
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#1 - candance (08/24/2012) [-]
OH! Lookie here ;) do you know what this comment means? Virginity stolen. And i dont care if you dont like it bc
#3 to #1 - johnconnorone (08/24/2012) [-]
lets see if you can rape me if youre under a car
lets see if you can rape me if youre under a car
#4 to #3 - candance (08/24/2012) [-]
lololol i have no reaction picture suitable so instead i shall distract you with this gif!
lololol i have no reaction picture suitable so instead i shall distract you with this gif!
#5 to #4 - johnconnorone (08/24/2012) [-]
i am unarroused
#6 to #5 - candance (08/24/2012) [-]
this more your style?
this more your style?
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