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#101 - The main reason not to swarm him is exactly that most people w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on .. +1
User avatar #102 - GrimTheRealReaper (04/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I personally grew up in a kinda fucked place where gunshots werent uncommon, so i am used to it. Guess it is a bit unfair to expect everyone to have the same reaction, but still. I definitely would jump at them as soon as i realized what was happening. Hopefully others would think to follow the lead.
#93 - That is not completly true. if the gunman for examble stands i…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2014 on .. 0
User avatar #96 - GrimTheRealReaper (04/13/2014) [-]
Or. Dont pussy out and choose to sacrifice yourself for others instead. The glock 17, a common pistol, has a magazine size of 17. Dangerous, but if a classroom of 30+ students swarm the fuck out of him, not only is it likely the gunman will not get off every shot, but most shots would be wild and not often lethal. Plus, 30 v 1 is pretty good odds.
#101 - joexdtry (04/13/2014) [-]
The main reason not to swarm him is exactly that most people would be stunned in fear turning it into a 10 v 1 situation also implying you are all sitting down as he walks in gives you a huge disadvantage.
Imagine this:
You are all sitting in class and suddenly a fellow stundent walks in, immediatly pulls a gun and starts unloading rounds into the students. Now how many people do you think would be still in a stable condition and how many wouldn't be to shocked to still attack him.
User avatar #102 - GrimTheRealReaper (04/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I personally grew up in a kinda fucked place where gunshots werent uncommon, so i am used to it. Guess it is a bit unfair to expect everyone to have the same reaction, but still. I definitely would jump at them as soon as i realized what was happening. Hopefully others would think to follow the lead.
#52 - But a punshdagger doesnt give you any cover or range at all so…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on /k/ a magical place 0
#53 - huntersdman (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't think id ever own one. The idea of fighting with a knife kind of makes me uneasy, I mean your basically shoving a piece of metal into someone until they stop breathing..., Ill probably go for a CCL when im 21 or maybe a taser.
#61 - bazda (04/13/2014) [-]
Nobody wants to get in a knife fight. Nobody wins a knife fight. You may survive, but nobody wins. Don't believe me? Grab a friend, each of you take a stick, or a ruler, and pretend. See just how fucked up you can get in an extremely short period of time.
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#54 - jstalin (04/13/2014) [-]
Look at this weapons expert over here, mr. Armchair general who prolly hasn't touched either of these. I'd impale you from over a meter away before you can try to nick me with that shit.
User avatar #44 - matamune (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, mr. curly-knife doesn't look very good at stabbing. And stabbing is pretty much the go-to move when it comes to knives
User avatar #46 - lifesavers (04/13/2014) [-]
Though your explanation was a bit too technical for me to understand, I believe I agree. Anything shorter than a short sword can't be relied upon to cause enough tissue damage with a slash. Also, it's much more difficult to counter a stab.
User avatar #110 - matamune (04/13/2014) [-]
However, when it's between two highly trained warriors, there might be other ways than just stabstabstab. But even if it's a better weapon, it looks like a cheese knife. Pull that out in a knife fight, and everyone will laugh at your pretentious, sacrificial knife
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User avatar #14 - yuvesh (04/12/2014) [-]
i'll think you find the beyonet would win, as explained by the post
#80 - vohcaz (04/13/2014) [-]
Only cause the neckbeard forgot to use the correct equipment
#1 - Im pro gay and still I think that gays shouldn´t marry in chu…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2014 on (untitled) +22
User avatar #6 - citruslord (04/13/2014) [-]
I completely agree. Any church should be able to refuse this service. However the state should not, yet is, and there lies the problem. The blatant mix of church and state here infuriates me.
But we also run into a problem where separate but equal really doesn't happen
User avatar #3 - tkfourtwoone (04/13/2014) [-]
Well why can't they just marry in a city hall, or something?

After all, it's the State that weds you, not the Church (formally & legally, I mean)
#4 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Not saying that they can't. Well, I'm not anyways.
He might have been refering to the fact that many states have threatened to basically revoke the tax-exempt status of churches of which who's ministers refuse to marry same sex couples based of genders due to religious reasons.
Contrary to popular belief, most churches aren't extreme sources of wealth, and cannot afford a lot of the property taxes and such, and would basically be forced to shut down.
Personally, I think it should be between the people and ministers, and the government should fuck off, both allowing gays to be married, but respecting the churches wishes.
#5 - theonemica (04/13/2014) [-]
Agreed. I always said, I want gay marriage to be legalized but churches should never be forced to wed us. That's downright dumb. Why would I want to get married in an establishment that thinks I'm going to hell?
#2 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
The priest doing the ceremony should be the one the one with the last say in the matter, really.
Christianity is a pretty varied thing.

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#10 to #9 - joexdtry (11/25/2012) [-]
no sorry im keeping them til they are worth a freaking lot and then il sell them for tf2/dota keys >:D
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#12 to #11 - joexdtry (11/25/2012) [-]
It will get worth more so I will keep them at least stuff like the diamond will get worth more!
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#14 to #13 - joexdtry (11/25/2012) [-]
I DONT NEED STUFF -,- I WILL SAVE MY ITEMS
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User avatar #4 - bilall (08/10/2012) [-]
i would like to aquire your bones sir
#5 to #4 - joexdtry (08/10/2012) [-]
for gold coins...
User avatar #6 to #5 - bilall (08/10/2012) [-]
well thats a bit unfair dont you think?
#7 to #6 - joexdtry (08/10/2012) [-]
nope... gold is 5 points
User avatar #2 - bilall (08/10/2012) [-]
dimond? what u want yo
#3 to #2 - joexdtry (08/10/2012) [-]
sorry not for sale
User avatar #1 - vermillionbobcat (08/10/2012) [-]
Maybe I zuck yeh dick for yah coal?
User avatar #8 to #1 - mrvalane ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
**** GET SOME COAL
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