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#995 - **joejigsaw rolls 119,803,519** Happy Belated Birthday. 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#158 - **joejigsaw rolls 8,221** 06/09/2014 on lets play 0
#175 - I've lived here my entire life. I spent 4 fucking years at Mar… 06/02/2014 on McDonalds 0
#169 - Ever consider that this was the picture he took when he was re… 06/01/2014 on McDonalds +3
#168 - Oh because one photograph is supposed to literally show the wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on McDonalds +2
#172 - fffffffffffff (06/02/2014) [-]
You're telling me you live in Queens & you think this shit really happened ?

You must be the type of person to not go outside at all.

I highly fucking doubt anybody in that picture recognized him.

Oh because one photograph is supposed to literally show the whole entire commotion of what was going on. Ever consider this was the picture he took before the actual trouble started?

YES, YOU FUCKING RETARD, DID YOU READ THE POST?

"When I started to, 20 of his friends started climbing over tables, trying to get in the picture. There was a lot of screaming. $1000 in cash was pulled out of a sock."

> Disturbing the public.

Are you fucking serious? You really think this happened? In NEW YORK CITY? How long have you lived here? A week? See that? EXAGGERATION.

AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COMMON SENSE?

SKEPTICISM IS JUSTIFIED BY THE SHEER BLATANT EXAGGERATION IN THIS POST.

My sister lives on that Jamaica Ave & I used to as well, this type of shit happens EVERYFUCKINGDAY. NOBODY called the cops on 5 fucking kids being loud & taking a picture in fucking MCDONALDS.
User avatar #175 - joejigsaw (06/02/2014) [-]
I've lived here my entire life. I spent 4 fucking years at Martin Van Buren and know exactly the kind of shit that happens around here.

Pretty much anyone under 30 around this neighborhood with a facebook knows who the fuck HONY is.

You see, the way photography works is you a take a fuck ton of pictures of a situation and pretty much only ever display or keep the one that looks the best, ya know, the one where everyone is still, the shot is clear, and it shows as much of the situation as possible, do you think abunch of niggers jumping around in a blurry picture would be the one used? Just because he says "There was a lot of screaming. $1000 in cash was pulled out of a sock." doesn't mean the screaming had to have started before that.


Disturbing the public, yes. You hear about that time a couple years back where an older Wendys employee was attacked (The one on Hillside next to Van Buren)? Well yeah, since then pretty much all food places in the area have been calling the cops on the slightest bit of disturbance.
My friends had the cops called on them and got summonses at that Wendys last year for spending more than half an hour eating their food. No one told them to leave, no one told them to quiet down, they just called the cops. So yes, it fucking happens.

And guess what, jack ass, Jamaica Queens is not "New York City" It's an hour out of the city by subway.

Don't try to act all smart and think like you know the neighborhood when you "used" to live here because shit's changing all the fucking time.

I actually had black strangers stick up for me and defend me when a crazy black lady came up to me and started screaming at me about being racist for absolutely no fucking reason waiting for the 36. That shit wouldn't have happened 2 years ago.
#123 - There's nothing to be proud of when it comes to Jamaica, Queens...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on McDonalds 0
#173 - AreyouSerious (06/02/2014) [-]
you're right...
#122 - >Tumblr user No. This isn't just "Some tumblr user…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on McDonalds +2
#166 - fffffffffffff (06/01/2014) [-]
Oh my. I'm from NYC & I've NEVER heard of him. Maybe because I don't use tumblr, BUT STILL.

Nonetheless , this never happened;

> It's 5 fucking kids.
> There's no fucking commotion & nobody's looking at them
> How the fuck did OP get the picture? Asked them to send OP the picture? Took it with his own camera? the fuck nigga
> Why were the Cops called; because a group of kids were " screaming "? or because they had a handful of cash out? Or was it there picture being taken?
> The Cops were called & the kids were escorted out within two minutes of this photo being taken?


If you've even visited nyc, you'd know that ** this type of shit happens everyday,** & I highly fucking doubt the Cops got called because 5 kids were supposedly being loud & flashing money.

This never happened, & if your 'Humans of New York' faggot was authentic, he wouldn't have made this story sound like blatantly bad.

picture very related; shit like this happens everyday & people go on like it's nothing.
User avatar #168 - joejigsaw (06/01/2014) [-]
Oh because one photograph is supposed to literally show the whole entire commotion of what was going on. Ever consider this was the picture he took before the actual trouble started?

>Recognise famous photographer with famous facebook page, tell him to use your camera. No.

>Disturbing the public.

>Two minutes later obviously means 2 minutes after the cops arrived, if you had any common sense you'd pick up on that

Nigger I LIVE in the fucking neighborhood this happened in.

Just because you're a skeptical faggot doesn't mean it didn't happen.
#172 - fffffffffffff (06/02/2014) [-]
You're telling me you live in Queens & you think this shit really happened ?

You must be the type of person to not go outside at all.

I highly fucking doubt anybody in that picture recognized him.

Oh because one photograph is supposed to literally show the whole entire commotion of what was going on. Ever consider this was the picture he took before the actual trouble started?

YES, YOU FUCKING RETARD, DID YOU READ THE POST?

"When I started to, 20 of his friends started climbing over tables, trying to get in the picture. There was a lot of screaming. $1000 in cash was pulled out of a sock."

> Disturbing the public.

Are you fucking serious? You really think this happened? In NEW YORK CITY? How long have you lived here? A week? See that? EXAGGERATION.

AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COMMON SENSE?

SKEPTICISM IS JUSTIFIED BY THE SHEER BLATANT EXAGGERATION IN THIS POST.

My sister lives on that Jamaica Ave & I used to as well, this type of shit happens EVERYFUCKINGDAY. NOBODY called the cops on 5 fucking kids being loud & taking a picture in fucking MCDONALDS.
User avatar #175 - joejigsaw (06/02/2014) [-]
I've lived here my entire life. I spent 4 fucking years at Martin Van Buren and know exactly the kind of shit that happens around here.

Pretty much anyone under 30 around this neighborhood with a facebook knows who the fuck HONY is.

You see, the way photography works is you a take a fuck ton of pictures of a situation and pretty much only ever display or keep the one that looks the best, ya know, the one where everyone is still, the shot is clear, and it shows as much of the situation as possible, do you think abunch of niggers jumping around in a blurry picture would be the one used? Just because he says "There was a lot of screaming. $1000 in cash was pulled out of a sock." doesn't mean the screaming had to have started before that.


Disturbing the public, yes. You hear about that time a couple years back where an older Wendys employee was attacked (The one on Hillside next to Van Buren)? Well yeah, since then pretty much all food places in the area have been calling the cops on the slightest bit of disturbance.
My friends had the cops called on them and got summonses at that Wendys last year for spending more than half an hour eating their food. No one told them to leave, no one told them to quiet down, they just called the cops. So yes, it fucking happens.

And guess what, jack ass, Jamaica Queens is not "New York City" It's an hour out of the city by subway.

Don't try to act all smart and think like you know the neighborhood when you "used" to live here because shit's changing all the fucking time.

I actually had black strangers stick up for me and defend me when a crazy black lady came up to me and started screaming at me about being racist for absolutely no fucking reason waiting for the 36. That shit wouldn't have happened 2 years ago.
#3788 - What kind of pleb bitch do you take me for? What kind of scrub…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
User avatar #5091 - mcbrosephson (05/31/2014) [-]
That is an excellent point.
#1858 - That's what I figured. Lol 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#1813 - Hello person I can only assume I know from tinychat. 05/30/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
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User avatar #14 - joejigsaw (03/25/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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Ok so the story is broken up into three eras. Medieval times, modern day, and far into the future.

There are few people who can jump from one era to the other. So that's what it means by "Era"

Full character name:
Age:
Appearance (Be as artistically descriptive as possible) :
Era of choice:
Able to traverse between the eras?:

Nickname:
Story behind the nickname:

Personality:

Noticeable traits:

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Fighter? If so, what weapons?:

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(This is all I could think of for now. Any suggestions to the character sheet would be appreciated.)
#13 - joejigsaw (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - allion (04/05/2013) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to your comment butttttt
yeah sometimes I'll comment on really old random content replying to someone that says they're online. people always freak out
User avatar #11 to #10 - joejigsaw (04/07/2013) [-]
You're a god damn genius.
#12 to #11 - allion (04/07/2013) [-]
wow thanks
#3 - Kodylol (08/14/2012) [-]
BITCH AND WHINE.
User avatar #4 to #3 - joejigsaw (08/14/2012) [-]
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