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Date Signed Up:10/06/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#757 - haha i got it after i saw the page 07/20/2011 on Why I don't watch tv anymore 0
#7 - no seriously i dont get it  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2011 on Why I don't watch tv anymore +5
#27 - iambill (07/19/2011) [-]
for your wine!
User avatar #25 - cubanwhiteman (07/19/2011) [-]
It's an anti-alcohol advertisement. They use a magic goat to prove their point... Fuck logic.
User avatar #757 - joedarby (07/20/2011) [-]
haha i got it after i saw the page
#29 - Picture 07/19/2011 on Wait what? +5
#41 - i liked the part when she fell 07/19/2011 on The Adventures of Helen... +3
#744 - i know for a fact he was poisoned  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2011 on I guess it wasn't just a... 0
User avatar #752 - erwinrommell (07/19/2011) [-]
You know for a fact?
You do realize his death is highly exaggerated and made up by those alcoholics who killed him.
They tried to poison him with cyanide, which some believe he took himself to become immune, however as I explained cyanide in a cake is not a good idea as they tried to do.
User avatar #753 - joedarby (07/20/2011) [-]
i know the history i was in class when my teacher taught it
User avatar #754 - erwinrommell (07/20/2011) [-]
LOL, a history class is hardly factual. Trust me he is not as tough as they say in history classes.
Things are way too simply in high/middle school history classes. The teachers simply don't give a fuck
#126 - what do u mean man u mean a ******* legend 07/18/2011 on I guess it wasn't just a... 0
#122 - i guess he still had the balls to be a bad ass haha pun intended  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2011 on I guess it wasn't just a... +1
User avatar #124 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
I guess he drowned his fears and went out like a man.
User avatar #126 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
what do u mean man u mean a fucking legend
#94 - ya haha its amazing  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2011 on I guess it wasn't just a... +1
User avatar #116 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
Apparently he was also castrated and garroted before being tossed into the river.
User avatar #122 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
i guess he still had the balls to be a bad ass haha pun intended
User avatar #124 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
I guess he drowned his fears and went out like a man.
User avatar #126 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
what do u mean man u mean a fucking legend
#85 - after getting all the **** towards him  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2011 on I guess it wasn't just a... +2
User avatar #88 - enclavesoldier (07/18/2011) [-]
It was the drowning. Not from blood loss or poison though, which is absolutely fucking amazing.
User avatar #94 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
ya haha its amazing
User avatar #116 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
Apparently he was also castrated and garroted before being tossed into the river.
User avatar #122 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
i guess he still had the balls to be a bad ass haha pun intended
User avatar #124 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
I guess he drowned his fears and went out like a man.
User avatar #126 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
what do u mean man u mean a fucking legend
#73 - rasputin was poisoned drowned and shot but never died haha i g…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/18/2011 on I guess it wasn't just a... +2
User avatar #491 - erwinrommell (07/18/2011) [-]
He was never poisoned. When you make a cake with cyanide you need to heat it.
However cyanide has a low boiling point and it very easily evaporates.
When they made the cake cyanide was gone completely.
User avatar #744 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
i know for a fact he was poisoned
User avatar #752 - erwinrommell (07/19/2011) [-]
You know for a fact?
You do realize his death is highly exaggerated and made up by those alcoholics who killed him.
They tried to poison him with cyanide, which some believe he took himself to become immune, however as I explained cyanide in a cake is not a good idea as they tried to do.
User avatar #753 - joedarby (07/20/2011) [-]
i know the history i was in class when my teacher taught it
User avatar #754 - erwinrommell (07/20/2011) [-]
LOL, a history class is hardly factual. Trust me he is not as tough as they say in history classes.
Things are way too simply in high/middle school history classes. The teachers simply don't give a fuck
User avatar #83 - enclavesoldier (07/18/2011) [-]
actually he did die...
User avatar #85 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
after getting all the shit towards him
User avatar #88 - enclavesoldier (07/18/2011) [-]
It was the drowning. Not from blood loss or poison though, which is absolutely fucking amazing.
User avatar #94 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
ya haha its amazing
User avatar #116 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
Apparently he was also castrated and garroted before being tossed into the river.
User avatar #122 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
i guess he still had the balls to be a bad ass haha pun intended
User avatar #124 - Hreidmar (07/18/2011) [-]
I guess he drowned his fears and went out like a man.
User avatar #126 - joedarby (07/18/2011) [-]
what do u mean man u mean a fucking legend
#2 - i agree with raccoonthekid its a nice effort if its your first… 07/18/2011 on Challenge gusta 0
#2 - i thumb ed up for the effort 07/18/2011 on Slowpoke +1
#22 - mmhmm 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. 0
#20 - ill step done to but just saying **** happens beh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. 0
#21 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
True dat is all i a can say
User avatar #22 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
mmhmm
#18 - calm yo **** fool  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. +1
#19 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
XD

Alright, lets just call it even, man. I'm not on here to start shit. I respect your opinion and your beliefs as an equal person. Had a rage fit, my bad. I do hereby step down. Lets just leave it at that. But my grandfather still was an honorable man.
User avatar #20 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
ill step done to but just saying shit happens behind closed doors
#21 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
True dat is all i a can say
User avatar #22 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
mmhmm
#16 - oo a threat im so scared haha i call bull **** to…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. 0
#17 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Calm yo tits ho. :D
User avatar #18 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
calm yo shit fool
#19 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
XD

Alright, lets just call it even, man. I'm not on here to start shit. I respect your opinion and your beliefs as an equal person. Had a rage fit, my bad. I do hereby step down. Lets just leave it at that. But my grandfather still was an honorable man.
User avatar #20 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
ill step done to but just saying shit happens behind closed doors
#21 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
True dat is all i a can say
User avatar #22 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
mmhmm
#14 - actually just my dad, hitting me with a metal pipe to the face…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. 0
#15 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Not gonna lie, you probably deserved the pipe to the face. :) Did you happen to know that Rebecca happens to have lived all her life with a mother who has a history of psychosis? She brainwashed all of my fathers children into believing that nothing was safe. EVER. Their mother constantly accused ANYBODY of rape who got remotely near her. It's called a psychological pattern of destruction. Rebecca takes after her mother, simply put. My grandfather is a man whose honor is worth fighting for. I swear to god himself, if you do find the bollucks to come and publicly deface his name, I will personally bust your fucking teeth in myself. That's a promise. Child.
User avatar #16 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
oo a threat im so scared haha i call bull shit to u ur grand father and everything ull ever say
#17 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Calm yo tits ho. :D
User avatar #18 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
calm yo shit fool
#19 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
XD

Alright, lets just call it even, man. I'm not on here to start shit. I respect your opinion and your beliefs as an equal person. Had a rage fit, my bad. I do hereby step down. Lets just leave it at that. But my grandfather still was an honorable man.
User avatar #20 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
ill step done to but just saying shit happens behind closed doors
#21 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
True dat is all i a can say
User avatar #22 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
mmhmm
#12 - also by anything else u mean a fag homo?? pls explain 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. -1
#11 - ight ill even say how he deserves to burn in hell since child …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. -1
#13 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
*Sigh*

Just ignore the troll, Zach. The bastard is probably just some little punk with nothing better to do than piss people off.

Fuck it.

You're an ignorant little bastard and I'm sure that you're just mad because your asshole is sore. I'm SORRY that your parents/grandparents abused you or never loved you, but that's not my problem. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #14 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
actually just my dad, hitting me with a metal pipe to the face, and also anything dealing with rape or molestation is a sin and deserves punishment. also im a 17 year old with lot more better things to do but since i was on funnyjunk and managed to read all of it im on the side of rebbecca.
#15 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Not gonna lie, you probably deserved the pipe to the face. :) Did you happen to know that Rebecca happens to have lived all her life with a mother who has a history of psychosis? She brainwashed all of my fathers children into believing that nothing was safe. EVER. Their mother constantly accused ANYBODY of rape who got remotely near her. It's called a psychological pattern of destruction. Rebecca takes after her mother, simply put. My grandfather is a man whose honor is worth fighting for. I swear to god himself, if you do find the bollucks to come and publicly deface his name, I will personally bust your fucking teeth in myself. That's a promise. Child.
User avatar #16 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
oo a threat im so scared haha i call bull shit to u ur grand father and everything ull ever say
#17 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Calm yo tits ho. :D
User avatar #18 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
calm yo shit fool
#19 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
XD

Alright, lets just call it even, man. I'm not on here to start shit. I respect your opinion and your beliefs as an equal person. Had a rage fit, my bad. I do hereby step down. Lets just leave it at that. But my grandfather still was an honorable man.
User avatar #20 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
ill step done to but just saying shit happens behind closed doors
#21 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
True dat is all i a can say
User avatar #22 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
mmhmm
#8 - seems to me that your granddad was a perv and deserved the sha…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/14/2011 on I want opinions on this. -1
#10 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
The thing is that he is anything but an abusive man. Unless you truly knew him, it's difficult to prove it to you. But I really wouldn't be defending him if I thought it were possible for him to be that sort of person. His funeral is tomorrow by the by. How about you come to it and say that in front of the family yourself? Disrespectful prick. I'll give you the fucking address if you want to talk so big.
User avatar #12 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
also by anything else u mean a fag homo?? pls explain
User avatar #11 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
ight ill even say how he deserves to burn in hell since child abusers arent treated well. even in prison the other inmates woulda done almost half the shit he'll get in hell
#13 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
*Sigh*

Just ignore the troll, Zach. The bastard is probably just some little punk with nothing better to do than piss people off.

Fuck it.

You're an ignorant little bastard and I'm sure that you're just mad because your asshole is sore. I'm SORRY that your parents/grandparents abused you or never loved you, but that's not my problem. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #14 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
actually just my dad, hitting me with a metal pipe to the face, and also anything dealing with rape or molestation is a sin and deserves punishment. also im a 17 year old with lot more better things to do but since i was on funnyjunk and managed to read all of it im on the side of rebbecca.
#15 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Not gonna lie, you probably deserved the pipe to the face. :) Did you happen to know that Rebecca happens to have lived all her life with a mother who has a history of psychosis? She brainwashed all of my fathers children into believing that nothing was safe. EVER. Their mother constantly accused ANYBODY of rape who got remotely near her. It's called a psychological pattern of destruction. Rebecca takes after her mother, simply put. My grandfather is a man whose honor is worth fighting for. I swear to god himself, if you do find the bollucks to come and publicly deface his name, I will personally bust your fucking teeth in myself. That's a promise. Child.
User avatar #16 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
oo a threat im so scared haha i call bull shit to u ur grand father and everything ull ever say
#17 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
Calm yo tits ho. :D
User avatar #18 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
calm yo shit fool
#19 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
XD

Alright, lets just call it even, man. I'm not on here to start shit. I respect your opinion and your beliefs as an equal person. Had a rage fit, my bad. I do hereby step down. Lets just leave it at that. But my grandfather still was an honorable man.
User avatar #20 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
ill step done to but just saying shit happens behind closed doors
#21 - blackbirdzach (07/14/2011) [-]
True dat is all i a can say
User avatar #22 - joedarby (07/14/2011) [-]
mmhmm
#1 - wait...wut? wat happened  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2011 on Teacup like a boss 0
User avatar #2 - disdik (07/14/2011) [-]
They were spinning so fast the duck broke off of the track and spun off the ride completely.
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#1 - it a very creepy assed movie 07/13/2011 on When you see it 0
#13 - Picture 07/12/2011 on silly dog +15
#33 - what do u want dave? i want to **** a bloke!! hahahaha 07/12/2011 on The Straightness Of Being Gay +9

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