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#31 - ware*  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2016 on How To Pet A Wolf +6
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#51 - ugoboom (08/26/2016) [-]
wair*********
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#34 - vorarephilia (08/26/2016) [-]
wure
#83 - zwaxor (08/26/2016) [-]
Waaa!
#68 - Ah, thanks! Have some thumbs. 07/14/2016 on /pol/ fixes a comic -1
#66 - what the **** is the punchline?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2016 on /pol/ fixes a comic -1
#67 - winstonsexton (07/14/2016) [-]
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#68 - joberja (07/14/2016) [-]
Ah, thanks! Have some thumbs.
#16 - And he ain't gonna jump no more...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on Parachute malfunction +3
#20 - turbanmasher (07/05/2016) [-]
what a hell of a way to die.
#128 - Yeah, I agree. There are so many weird names in the US... Odd… 06/29/2016 on the T R I G G E R I N G 0
#223 - Will I need to close my eyes? 06/19/2016 on Desktop 0
#21 - **joberja used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **joberja rolls 233** …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2016 on An Interesting Crossover... +1
#24 - anon (06/17/2016) [-]
you get to caress your left pinkie finger across the taint of Ozzy Osbourne
#20 - Isn't Andromeda suppose to take place at the same time?  [+] (40 new replies) 06/11/2016 on mass effect and clone. 0
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#22 - caesarslegion (06/11/2016) [-]
No, it's way past the time of Shepard and the Reapers. It's traveling to a whole new galaxy to see what's up. I guess EDI and Legion could be in it too now that I think about it.
#88 - imashitbricks (06/12/2016) [-]
If I'm remembering "his" scene properly than I don't think Legion is going to be in Andromeda
#101 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
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#79 - veyintear (06/12/2016) [-]
You got any source on it taking place "way past" that time? Because this trailer seems to disagree with you completely

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Qx5vtu_vo
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#89 - imashitbricks (06/12/2016) [-]
lmgtfy.com/?q=Does+Mass+Effect+Andromeda+take+place+after+Mass+Effect+3

"Moving to Andromeda

This game is very much a new adventure, taking place far away from and long after the events of the original trilogy. We’re leaving the Milky Way behind and headed on an expedition to Andromeda, where we’ll meet new allies, confront new enemies, and explore fascinating new worlds. And through it all, you will have a new team of adventurers to work with, learn from, fight alongside, and fall in love with. Andromeda allows us to keep the trilogy story separate, but at the same time give a bunch of nods to fans who really enjoyed the trilogy in the past. The N7 Day 2015 trailer showed a ship leaving the Milky Way, and on the way to Andromeda. GM Aaryn Flynn gave his thoughts on the prospect of colonizing another galaxy: Given the average number of bad genes in people, 160 is about the right number to give a good chance for survival. We'll have to build a pretty good-sized space ship to colonize another planet!"
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#49 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
I'll be sad if there's no Geth.
#23 - funpunk (06/11/2016) [-]
ahem
#71 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
>Not fucking modding it
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#100 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
>Killing Kaiden
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#102 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
>choosing the guy with no family over the girl with a ton of family.
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#103 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
Racist bitch tho
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#104 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
Her entire family got ducked over because of aliens.
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#105 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
#NotAllAliens
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#106 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
That character trait only lasts through the first game.
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#107 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
I know, I had her in my first playthrough.
Tossed her ass in my true playthrough though.
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#108 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
Only reason I keep Ashley is because of her family.
I honestly hate the ME1 human crew members, barring Joker and Chakwas.
#109 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
Synthetic member is best member.

I do feel bad killing her RIGHT after that call from her sister ?
But, meh.
#110 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
Legion is cool.
But Ice queen is my favorite.
#111 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
Is that, a myopicprophet drawing?
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#112 - hourlyb (06/12/2016) [-]
Yep.
I commissioned it.
#113 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
Neat.
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#33 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
>Not choosing Synthesis.
You monster.
#45 - serapharbiter (06/12/2016) [-]
>choosing any other ending but canon destruction ending
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#50 - Mortuus (06/12/2016) [-]
Cannon endings exist in Mass Effect? I was under the impression there were multiple endings to everything.
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#54 - serapharbiter (06/12/2016) [-]
The actions and endings of ME1 and 2 hardly made a difference in the ending of 3, its why people threw a fit over the whole ME3 ending, alongside it feeling like it was rushed.
#47 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
>Killing best race and not uniting everyone
#51 - serapharbiter (06/12/2016) [-]
>"best race"
>Not Quarian

Get that weak shit outta here
#52 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
They preemptively started a war they couldn't win and got forced off their home planet and were spared.
Yeah, definitely best race.
#55 - serapharbiter (06/12/2016) [-]
A war with the race they created that ended up terrorizing the whole galaxy. Takes a ballsy race to do that.

Nobody ever said that Frankenstein was a puss.
#56 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
>Terrorizing
They were in an infantile state and chose slavery to be preferable to extinction.
They were naive and still in a synthetic mindset.

Also the Quarians fought them and lost immensely, long before they did any terrorizing.
#99 - janosaudron (06/12/2016) [-]
The Geth never did any terrorizing until the reapers came along and even then it wasn't terrorizing it was Harbinger starting the Cycle early. Once the Geth chased off the Quarians they didn't want to leave the planet.
#39 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
I spent the entire first game stopping the Reapers, Anderson telling me they need to go.

I spent the entire second game stopping the Reapers and their Collectors, Anderson telling me the fight isn't over.

I spent the entire third game fighting the Reapers, with Anderson dying while helping me out.

I traveled a galaxy filled with trillions of dead souls at the hands of the reapers, and infinite others who had died during previous purges.

I sacrificed the synthetics without a doubt.
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#44 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
I appreciate you disagreeing with me and not thumbing me down.
You're cool anon.
#41 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
#38 - funpunk (06/12/2016) [-]
Legion was already dead and I didn't know Destroy would kill EDI. I thought it just killed Geth and Reapers, and the Geth were already dead because Tali died in 2.
#40 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
Everything about that statement is just awful.
You fucked up big time.
#42 - funpunk (06/12/2016) [-]
I cured the Genophage at least. And Earth survived, so that's a thing. Unfortunately I didn't for some reason.
#43 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
#46 - funpunk (06/12/2016) [-]
#SynthLivesDon'tMatter #UnlessIt'sEDI
#48 - yiffcario (06/12/2016) [-]
Geth.
Master.
Race.
#31 - I mean... Dungeon keeper kind of had this process 05/12/2016 on Humble Peasant +1
#37 - I think you mean arrow-dynamics.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2016 on We came to the wrongest of... +3
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#39 - crimhowler (05/11/2016) [-]
you win this time