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#82 - Is even funnier if you speak portuguese because Vacca means cow ! 08/28/2014 on /int/ reacts to a tragedy 0
#1040600 - Damn, Ok I have nothing now. I would still bring a shotgun tho 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1040584 - Are they intelligent or "dumb", if their intelligenc…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1040599 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
They are smart, but they aren't actually hunting you down with the desire to kill: They mistake human beings for animatronic endoskeletons (the actual robot inside of the mascot costumes)

It's against the rules for an endoskeleton to walk around naked, so the animatronics "help" by forcing you into a suit, which is filled with metal and electric bits that pretty much mangle you as they shove you in.
User avatar #1040600 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
Damn, Ok I have nothing now. I would still bring a shotgun tho
#1040582 - I think you could get them sue anyway 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1040579 - 1) Bring shotgun 2) Destroy the robots 3) Steel compa…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1040583 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
How is someone gonna manage to prove that the animatronics are sentient and homicidal? Even if you steal the camera footage, all you're gonna get is the robots walking around, which they will easily write off as the "free roam" mode they have.
User avatar #1040584 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
Are they intelligent or "dumb", if their intelligence is low maybe you could do a decoy and tape them destroying it
User avatar #1040599 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
They are smart, but they aren't actually hunting you down with the desire to kill: They mistake human beings for animatronic endoskeletons (the actual robot inside of the mascot costumes)

It's against the rules for an endoskeleton to walk around naked, so the animatronics "help" by forcing you into a suit, which is filled with metal and electric bits that pretty much mangle you as they shove you in.
User avatar #1040600 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
Damn, Ok I have nothing now. I would still bring a shotgun tho
User avatar #1040581 - alstorp (08/28/2014) [-]
Only one person's death had been recorded there. And that was in 1987.
User avatar #1040582 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
I think you could get them sue anyway
#1040578 - Well you got a point there two actually yet it doesn'… 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1040573 - After seeing critical playing Five Nights at Freddy's I got re…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1040580 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
The company finds it cheaper to hire a desperate idiot to watch over the robots every night than to find someone who can fix the homicidal tendencies of the robots. And obviously, if they can't afford to fix the robots, they certainly can't afford new ones if the guard destroys them in self-defense, so they have a policy on harming the robots.
User avatar #1040577 - alstorp (08/28/2014) [-]
1. Someone needs to look after them, "It's cheaper to hire a security guard than a repairman"
2. They're expensive as fuck, why would they let the security guard completely destroy them because he got a little scared?
User avatar #1040579 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
1) Bring shotgun
2) Destroy the robots
3) Steel company security cameras
4) Let they fire you
5) Sue the living shit out of them because they let people die in there
6) Get a hot girlfriend
User avatar #1040583 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
How is someone gonna manage to prove that the animatronics are sentient and homicidal? Even if you steal the camera footage, all you're gonna get is the robots walking around, which they will easily write off as the "free roam" mode they have.
User avatar #1040584 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
Are they intelligent or "dumb", if their intelligence is low maybe you could do a decoy and tape them destroying it
User avatar #1040599 - Tyranitar (08/28/2014) [-]
They are smart, but they aren't actually hunting you down with the desire to kill: They mistake human beings for animatronic endoskeletons (the actual robot inside of the mascot costumes)

It's against the rules for an endoskeleton to walk around naked, so the animatronics "help" by forcing you into a suit, which is filled with metal and electric bits that pretty much mangle you as they shove you in.
User avatar #1040600 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
Damn, Ok I have nothing now. I would still bring a shotgun tho
User avatar #1040581 - alstorp (08/28/2014) [-]
Only one person's death had been recorded there. And that was in 1987.
User avatar #1040582 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
I think you could get them sue anyway
User avatar #1040575 - sircool (08/28/2014) [-]
1. from the guard's perspective, nothing bad happens every night, since if it did, he'd be dead, therefore has no awareness of the real danger and comes back every night.
2. since the last time they bots went on free roam, they bit the front of some one's skull and brain off, they only let them walk around at night. Add to that with the place has to be actually very successful to afford such advance robotics as to 'free roam'.

if those two things don't persuade you, then this will: It's a fucking game.
User avatar #1040578 - joaomartins (08/28/2014) [-]
Well you got a point there two actually yet it doesn't look like a game I would play, thank anyway to explain it to me!
#1040565 - The Legendary Horse Man , I'm from Portugal and if you want yo… 08/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#312954 - I can't afford 5 euros a month for that  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #312960 - thegrohltroll (08/28/2014) [-]
Then deal with it
#312625 - Are you stupid on purpose or you were dropped as an infant and…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #312647 - thebestpieever (08/27/2014) [-]
Mostly the former. But holy shit, dude, way to get butthurt about a joke.
User avatar #312643 - bladeboy (08/27/2014) [-]
He's a writer, so you get the general idea.
User avatar #312645 - Darianvincent (08/27/2014) [-]
Isn't he also from Brit bong land
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User avatar #61 to #60 - joaomartins (08/13/2014) [-]
A random guy on the internet insults you and you devote all this time and effort just to annoy him a bit ?
I don't know if I should feel embarrassed for knowing you or if I should feel impressed !
Either way, you're a faggot.
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