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#2 - Good cancer or Bad cancer?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on It's the most wonderful... 0
User avatar #3 - denniswilles (05/26/2015) [-]
One with extra dip on the side.
User avatar #6 - takemythumb (05/26/2015) [-]
sounds delicious
#3 - There is only one way... 02/28/2015 on I wish she would come back.. 0
#10 - What if besides Newton and Tesla, there were others, even grea…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Virgin scientists +21
User avatar #24 - mrnpc (02/28/2015) [-]
Which inventor is better than Tesla??
#29 - prastafari (02/28/2015) [-]
ummm... Leonardo?? maybe?
User avatar #31 - mrnpc (02/28/2015) [-]
The guy was a genius, but he was so far ahead of his time, nothing he made or thought of really effects our lives in a daily way.
Tesla invented radio and A/C current, two major inventions that literally shaped the 20th century. With Radio evolving into cell phones and A/C powering literally every device you touch
#32 - prastafari (02/28/2015) [-]
yeah i know, it's just leonardo is a more prolific inventor
User avatar #33 - mrnpc (02/28/2015) [-]
Sorry, I thought we were judging based on their effects on our daily lives.
Sure he's prolific NOW. But when he was alive, he was known mostly as a painter. Most of his inventions weren't discovered until someone found his journals after his death.
Strangely enough, a lot of Da Vinci's inventions were weapons
#23 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
How would you know you aren't one right now?

One little experience could have changed your life, and the world.
#9 - Allowing one person to negatively affect you, especially when … 02/28/2015 on romance is weird 0
#14 - Could you transfer consciousness? That is real death or life. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on live forever online +13
User avatar #40 - Mickeyboi (02/28/2015) [-]
Here's how that exact example would play out.
#41 - racoonking (02/28/2015) [-]
titties at 4:57
#19 - karvarausku (02/28/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** yeah I enjoyed "The 6th day" too.
#15 - divermansam (02/28/2015) [-]
You need to stop, you're scaring us.
#13 - A digital copy. Your physical body as it stand would cease to …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on live forever online +2
User avatar #24 - zacoren (02/28/2015) [-]
goddamnit i didnt think anyone else would post this
User avatar #18 - burritosupreme (02/28/2015) [-]
'You' is the duality of body and mind balanced into one being.
#19 - She had to turn you down joancod.. Because if she didn't, then…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Share love advice, for the... +1
User avatar #23 - joancod (02/26/2015) [-]
That's truely beautiful, friend. Thanks, and best of lucks.
#18 - What was the time frame for you? It has been about a …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Share love advice, for the... +1
User avatar #21 - lynix (02/26/2015) [-]
took me 6 months, but it's different for everyone. The best thing to do is just give it time and see what comes along.
#17 - If they don't make an effort to stay in your life, don't make …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Share love advice, for the... +2
User avatar #20 - atrocitustheking (02/26/2015) [-]
re: that quote
Huh, you know, that actually makes me feel better.
#15 - Then you are due for one my friend Everyone deserves to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Share love advice, for the... +1
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (02/26/2015) [-]
thanks man


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User avatar #177 - badmotorfinger (03/03/2015) [-]
8 days til one year anniversary
User avatar #176 - studbeefpile ONLINE (02/25/2015) [-]
Stay strong bro, hit me up if you wanna talk. You've done your fair share of helping other people, so now I want to return to you the favor.

I happen to know a thing or two about heartbreak, and I'd be more than willing to openly talk to you about my experiences as well as your own if you'd like to.
#164 - carevq (09/16/2014) [-]
we need more people like you.   
seriously, you are a great man. keep being awesome
we need more people like you.

seriously, you are a great man. keep being awesome
#165 to #164 - carevq (09/16/2014) [-]
and good luck with all! may you never have to frown
User avatar #166 to #165 - jnovuse (09/17/2014) [-]
You are the awesome one my friend Thank you!
User avatar #158 - studbeefpile ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
Where you been?
User avatar #159 to #158 - jnovuse (09/16/2014) [-]
On an epic journey called life, but I am back brother.
User avatar #160 to #159 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Cool beans man. What have you been up to?
User avatar #161 to #160 - jnovuse (09/16/2014) [-]
Improving life, new job, new car, got rid of stresses in life, even better than before How have you been? How has life been treating you?
User avatar #167 to #161 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Random question. Do you meditate?
User avatar #168 to #167 - jnovuse (09/20/2014) [-]
Define meditate? Do i sit cross legged and hum mantras? No. But I do have restful quiet periods, eyes closed, where i just breathe and focus on nothing.
User avatar #169 to #168 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's totally meditation dude. You mentioned you were moving places in life, but you've also gotten rid of stress. Usually when people move places is tends to add stress, but someone that progresses without that is impressive. Most people like that meditate in some fashion, so I was wondering if you were one of those people. It's extremely helpful, huh?
User avatar #170 to #169 - jnovuse (09/20/2014) [-]
What helps me the most is I grown to a point where I don't stress over that which I can't control, and I greet the day with a positive attitude. You are correct in that moving places can add stress, but not all stress is bad, and most all stress is manageable with happiness in heart When I am at the gym, I feel great, I focus on me. Being selfish is good sometimes, as long as it doesn't hurt others :p
User avatar #171 to #170 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
That's some next level **** , dude. Man of Peace status.

How are you doing with the gym, anyway? Hit any new numbers?
User avatar #172 to #171 - jnovuse (09/21/2014) [-]
I dont keep track, I push to failure in each set.

I'll stack more if I complete 15 reps with ease. Once I hit around 10-12 before I get all jiggly armed, haha, that is when I stop added weights. I try as much as possible to keep pushing my limits higher.
User avatar #173 to #172 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Pushing to failure isn't always a good idea. You can fry your nervous system, and end up really slowing your gains. I used to do that all the time, but I stopped making progress relatively quickly. Higher volume is extremely beneficial though, i.e. 2 sets of 8 is better than one set of 12. Pushing to failure on 10+ rep sets will only get you so far, but eventually you'll have to change up your routine.

I know you didn't ask my advice, but I figure I wouldn't let you do the same thing I did and get super frustrated by my lack of progress.
User avatar #174 to #173 - jnovuse (09/22/2014) [-]
I appreciate the feed back Thank you! I will keep reps lower, and work on doubling up sets
User avatar #175 to #174 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
No problem broseph. If you ever have lifting questions, feel free to ask me. I've been around the block once or twice.
#163 to #161 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Amazingly I was healed just enough to still be able to perform as well as I could've hoped for. I ended up hitting a 300 squat (I've gotten more in the past, but of course the injury set me back if you look at my left leg, you can still see it's just a bit ****** up ), a 255 bench, and a 445 deadlift at 198 bw. Totaled 1000, and came in first for my age and weight class, as well as getting one of 5 Outstanding Lifter Awards (in a meet with over 40 lifters). All in all it's gone pretty well. The plan now is to cut down some to around 190, or 185, and then focus on building more muscle. Probably won't be competing again until next year.
#162 to #161 - studbeefpile ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Awesome man!

I've been pretty good. I suffered a nasty injury at the beginning of summer (dropped 405lbs on my leg at the end of a set of deadlifts) Luckily didn't break anything, but I could barely use it for about 2 months, which would've been fine, but I had a competition in august.
User avatar #152 - anonymousperson (06/23/2014) [-]
you should use your colored text
User avatar #155 to #152 - jnovuse (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe, I kinda like white text
User avatar #152 - crimsontyyde (05/16/2014) [-]
Ello there mate.
User avatar #153 to #152 - jnovuse (06/25/2014) [-]
How are you friend?
User avatar #154 to #153 - crimsontyyde (06/25/2014) [-]
I've had the worst cabin fever for a good month or two now. But other than that can't complain. You?
User avatar #156 to #154 - jnovuse (07/01/2014) [-]
Just working and getting by, kind of cruise control at the moment. Whats keepin you in the cabin?
User avatar #157 to #156 - crimsontyyde (07/01/2014) [-]
Aint' got anywhere to be so I don't really go anywhere.
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User avatar #151 to #150 - jnovuse (04/24/2014) [-]
You absolutely can!
User avatar #147 - crimsontyyde (04/20/2014) [-]
So I've created a really lore-important NPC in my project dedicated to ya lad.
User avatar #148 to #147 - jnovuse (04/20/2014) [-]
aww! I am so honored! will I be able to see the likeness?
User avatar #149 to #148 - crimsontyyde (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh very much so. He's going to be the NPC that is VERY much in contact with your character regardless of your faction, and the closest thing to a faction leader to the independent players.
User avatar #143 - BroadSword ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Just wanted to thank you for your post. Been putting off going back to the gym for awhile now, and that post was the final little nudge I needed.
User avatar #145 to #143 - jnovuse (04/20/2014) [-]
You are the man Keep it up and never let the fire die down! Keep in touch! Thank you so much
#142 - SnacksJr (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey man, I just wanted to drop a line and say that your post finally motivated me to go back to the gym today. Its a wonderful stepping stone for me because now I have a plan and an idea what to do once I get in. I think im going to mix in Couch to 5K with it also, so get that cardio in. Ill keep you updated on my gains. Wish me luck!   
Im going to start with the next 2 days drinking the water and eating healthy, along with some yoga to help stretch out the old bones (I have severely bad shoulders and hips due to several medical complications) and then going to start this weekend and then the Couch to 5K Monday.   
Pic related, >mfw cooling down at the gym with motivational music.
Hey man, I just wanted to drop a line and say that your post finally motivated me to go back to the gym today. Its a wonderful stepping stone for me because now I have a plan and an idea what to do once I get in. I think im going to mix in Couch to 5K with it also, so get that cardio in. Ill keep you updated on my gains. Wish me luck!
Im going to start with the next 2 days drinking the water and eating healthy, along with some yoga to help stretch out the old bones (I have severely bad shoulders and hips due to several medical complications) and then going to start this weekend and then the Couch to 5K Monday.
Pic related, >mfw cooling down at the gym with motivational music.
User avatar #144 to #142 - jnovuse (04/20/2014) [-]
Awesome! You motivate ME! I have been hitting the workouts and diet hard I would love to do yoga.. would help so much with Muay Thai! Thank you for commenting! Keep in touch k?
User avatar #146 to #144 - SnacksJr (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah man, ofcourse! Check out these 2 videos, they are absolutely amazing!


Those 2 combined make for an awesome hour workout that really stretches me out and makes me even sweat a little. That yoga channel is awesome for beginners. I am even about to add www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTicuDqMuq8 for an extra 20 mins a day. I think it will really benefit me before I got into a gym to help avoid any tendon or stretching injuries.
User avatar #139 - crimsontyyde (04/15/2014) [-]
Ello mate, how are you?
User avatar #140 to #139 - jnovuse (04/15/2014) [-]
I am well, how are you?
User avatar #141 to #140 - crimsontyyde (04/15/2014) [-]
Eh, not bad not bad. My head dev finally reappeared yesterday so that much is good.
User avatar #129 - rahtoga (04/11/2014) [-]
My IQ has been tested already, 152.
User avatar #131 to #129 - jnovuse (04/11/2014) [-]
That close to mensa levels! Awesome rahtoga! I was around there a couple of years back, I don't know how I measure up now... Book smarts? Not sure... But life experience? I could kick my old a** all day
User avatar #132 to #131 - rahtoga (04/11/2014) [-]
IQ doesn't depend on age.
User avatar #133 to #132 - jnovuse (04/14/2014) [-]
It can change over age, primarily childhood. Someone with a 165 at 3, might be a 125 as an adult.
User avatar #134 to #133 - rahtoga (04/14/2014) [-]
But if you tested it around 10, it probably won't change.
User avatar #135 to #134 - jnovuse (04/14/2014) [-]
Mine was tested around 14 or so, by good old AOL lol. No official test score :p Was yours official? Or just an internet test?
User avatar #136 to #135 - rahtoga (04/14/2014) [-]
It was official. Internet tests don't work and aren't accurate.
User avatar #137 to #136 - jnovuse (04/14/2014) [-]
Well how cool is that? An official test and score, that places you 52 points above average!
User avatar #138 to #137 - rahtoga (04/14/2014) [-]
^^ And 22 points above the point where you get the title 'gifted'.
User avatar #125 - realreality (04/11/2014) [-]
Hey! I just wanted to let you know I'm taking you up on your offer on venting and I'll be doing that from now on by PMing you. I hope that's okay
User avatar #126 to #125 - jnovuse (04/11/2014) [-]
Absolutely! I will do my best to assist
User avatar #127 to #126 - realreality (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #104 - crimsontyyde (04/07/2014) [-]
How are you today lad?
User avatar #105 to #104 - jnovuse (04/08/2014) [-]
I am ok, how are you?
User avatar #106 to #105 - crimsontyyde (04/08/2014) [-]
Eh, playin' DoTA, recording Bioshock, compressing videos, sitting doin' jack **** . Hahaha. Ever since I stopped takin' on freelance jobs my life has gotten A LOT more boring.
User avatar #107 to #106 - jnovuse (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah? Work is good for a man, what made you stop doing freelance?
User avatar #108 to #107 - crimsontyyde (04/08/2014) [-]
I made my own dev team and started up my own project.
User avatar #109 to #108 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
NICE! Care to go into some detail as to what your working on? I am interested
User avatar #116 to #109 - crimsontyyde (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, it's essentially sending a big **** you to Nexon and redoing Maplestory to what it SHOULD have been, reworking story, classes, area, everything. So much so that it won't look like the same game if you've never played it before. Not much legally they could do to us with 99% custom assets in it either so haha. As long as we use a different name we're fine. But it's of course a very long project to implement so much into it it literally changes the entire base code of a game.
User avatar #122 to #116 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
Sound epic, post some progress when possible
User avatar #124 to #122 - crimsontyyde (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm definitely going to. I always felt like Maplestory had the potential to be the next WoW, before Nexon decided to quite literally leave the majority of it half-finished and nuke its player base for the chance at ridiculous profits.
User avatar #100 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, I wanna start off with saying what you're doing is absolutely fantastic. You've clearly helped a lot of people, and I hope you continue to do so. That being said, you could help a lot more people by changing your approach a bit. Right now you're being extremely aggressive - not necessarily in a hostile way, but aggressive nonetheless, namely all the constant "Remember, I'm your big brother!" stuff. Being that forward with people, and trying to sort of force yourself onto them can push people away. Now, I'm not saying you should be overly soft either, because then no one would notice you. What I suggest you learn to balance, is what many refer to as Tender Aggression. Simply put, that's being firm enough to convey a point, without being too pushy, but at the same time, not being too soft to the point that no one takes you seriously. Think about it this way, you often meed two kinds of people, 1 kind will shake your hand, and try to break it by squeezing as hard as they can, 2 will give you a limp hand, that conveys weakness. What I'm endorsing is a simply firm handshake, if that makes sense.

Anyway, like I said, you're doing great things, I'm just trying to help you to reach more people more efficiently. Keep up the good work, brother.
User avatar #102 to #100 - jnovuse (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you for the support It is hard to find a balance, but I have only had one person so far think I was a douche, and I can't tell if they are trolling or not. MASTER LEVEL . Other than make content, and keep posting my name on it with a little "hit me up if you ever need to talk" I don't know what else to do. Do you have any ideas?
User avatar #103 to #102 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Just don't try too hard to force a name for yourself. Just keep doing what you've been doing, and the recognition and respect will follow naturally. If you keep pushing people to look at you like their big brother, it'll counter-intuitively push them away. Just let your actions speak for themselves and you'll be fine.
User avatar #97 - theflamingfire (04/05/2014) [-]
Update my whole face is swollen and hurts like hell I have ice on my face but its still really swollen
User avatar #98 to #97 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
It does take a day or too. Did you get your Dad to record it? Plus how crazy is it when you go to sleep and wake up, weird right? haha. Keep those pain meds going, don't want to get in too much pain hope all is well
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingfire (04/05/2014) [-]
No my dad had the camera at the other house hes working on you feel really weird and you just black out and all I remember was my dad right by me so I didn't fall.
User avatar #110 to #99 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
How goes the recovery now?
User avatar #118 to #110 - theflamingfire (04/10/2014) [-]
Well most of the time I'm in a pissed off mood or high off the pain killers and part of my face is bruised.
User avatar #119 to #118 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
Aww im sorry it will get better.
User avatar #121 to #119 - theflamingfire (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh and I cant find anyone to draw for me and someone said on my skype that I looked eh
#95 - whtkid (04/05/2014) [-]
I liek you, you seem like a cool dude.

check out this awesome looking duck
Can you tell I came in here with no idea what to say?
User avatar #96 to #95 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
Thank you, you seem like a cool dude too
I like ducks
User avatar #101 to #96 - whtkid (04/06/2014) [-]
I like ducks too, but wolfs are my favorite animal
User avatar #111 to #101 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
I was scared to death of wolves as a kid! But now, nothing scares me, well, except one thing.
#117 to #111 - whtkid (04/10/2014) [-]
What is it??

Is it snakes?
User avatar #120 to #117 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
lol, i have had a few snakes, no.
User avatar #88 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
hey you yes you
you seem nice would you care to be friends?
User avatar #89 to #88 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
Already accepted the request
User avatar #90 to #89 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
great, so aside from your work and funnyjunk what do you do for fun my new friend?
User avatar #91 to #90 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
I enjoy automobiles the most... driving. Don't get me started on that, haha!
I also enjoy ALOT of things, like Muay Thai
User avatar #92 to #91 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
if you could have one car what would you want i'd get a covini, look it up it's awesome
do you practice stances daily?
User avatar #93 to #92 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
unlimited budget? hm.. idk..
20k budget? Used 370Z Nismo, 6 speed.
10k? Trans Am, LS1 model.
5k? Lexus SC400 or SC300 with a 5 speed.
There are way too many... my list is huge, it just depends on whats available, and what I have to spend.

I practice Muay Thai daily, yes
User avatar #94 to #93 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
awesome, i heard there is a new designer out there making sports cars 500k and up you design it you choose what goes into it it's an interesting company i wish i remembered the name.
I do meditation every day not in a religious way but just to relax i think i should get into the arts though it's good for fitness and self defense.
User avatar #112 to #94 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
It is good to get quiet time/meditation time everyday, at least 20 minutes, to just let your mind and body wind down. Definitely join a martial art, but make sure your teacher is good. A good sign, is they are patient, and willing to push a little, but not too hard.
User avatar #128 to #112 - badboywantsu (04/11/2014) [-]
that and they must be a good motivator in general
User avatar #77 - crimsontyyde (04/04/2014) [-]
**** man, someone hit my brand new car today. I don't even know if their insurance will cover this, it's a ******* Z06! ;w;
User avatar #78 to #77 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
How much damage you think? Most states minimum property damage is $10k
User avatar #79 to #78 - crimsontyyde (04/04/2014) [-]
It's pretty ****** up, I don't even know, this is the most expensive thing I've ever owned so haha.
User avatar #80 to #79 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
Take it to a trusted repair shop, if the person who hit you can't cover it, your own comprehensive will.
User avatar #81 to #80 - crimsontyyde (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm just pissed over it. I mean this car is a ******* beauty! It's the kind I've always wanted, finally get it and a few weeks later some stupid **** who can't drive hits it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
It would royally upset me to brother. IDK if I would be able to drive it after that, I get very very nit picky over my vehicles.. like OCD style, haha
User avatar #83 to #82 - crimsontyyde (04/04/2014) [-]
Haha, eh this car is too ******* amazing not to drive. On another note, you notice the ads on FJ just auto-redirecting now?
User avatar #84 to #83 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
I havent seen them.. put in a response to admin? i think there is a contact on the left side.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crimsontyyde (04/04/2014) [-]
Apparently Gamespy is shutting down multiplayer service at the end of next month.
User avatar #86 to #85 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
DUFUQ!?! Gamespy has been around for AGES
User avatar #87 to #86 - crimsontyyde (04/04/2014) [-]
I know, it's a bit surprising, don't Crysis 1 and 2 run off Gamespy? Or did they switch to EA servers?
User avatar #113 to #87 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
That I don't know. How comes the Corvette? Repairs done yet?
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User avatar #74 to #73 - jnovuse (04/03/2014) [-]
You were not kidding! I love you too
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