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#4 - I don't understand  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Tight Grip 0
User avatar #26 - mattdoggy (03/22/2013) [-]
It is a classical irl troll where random luck can be turned into a glorious mindf*ck. The goal is to save someone from serious danger, like a kid running into traffic, and then saying something meaningful like "you need to take care of yourself", then, walk a short distance away and touch your ear or whisper at your wrist something like "the emperor is safe" or "the target has been protected, agent 47 out". Then scurry off before they can find you. The person or others around them will think you are some time agent or something here to protect someone of great importance. The best one ive ever seen done was a guy probably only 16 wearing hipster clothes saw a girl i was with almost fall into an open sewer. He grabbed her by the wrist and quickly looked at me to say "you've got to take better care of grandma, grandpa". He then covered his mouth and ran off into the distance before she could catch him. I had known what he was doing we started crying. She thought it was our grandchildren here to rescue us, and i was just trying not to laugh. I can't tell you how long i was able to play the "we are meant to be together" card until she saw it here on fj one day. Honestly one of the best trolls of my life
#6 - hoskins (03/22/2013) [-]
i don't either. someone explain?
#10 - tyraxio (03/22/2013) [-]
It's a thread from /b/ where a guy is wearing a suit and saves a woman from being driven over by a car. He then asks her to sign something on his smartphone and says she has a brilliant grandchild. She says she has none, and while walking away he says "But you will have."
User avatar #31 - ariusbrightwing (03/23/2013) [-]
I like the one where he chases a girl at the gym with an rc heli while eating a hotdog or something.
User avatar #8 - revanmal (03/22/2013) [-]
There's a story you can find online about a man pretending to be a time traveler after saving a woman from being hit by a bus. He asks her to sign her name onto his pda to confirm the preservation of her life and walks off before she can really process what's happened.
#9 - hoskins (03/22/2013) [-]
mmmkay i figured it was something of the nature, thanks
#9 - This was my biggest fantasy before I hit puberty. Nostalgia... 03/21/2013 on EVERYWHERE 0
#11 - My uncle refers to them as "beiges". 03/11/2013 on Dat white space 0
#10 - Comment deleted 03/11/2013 on Dat white space 0
#90 - I would pay good money to have control remote control. 03/11/2013 on Useless Superpowers 0
#42 - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That took me way too long to understand e… 03/04/2013 on Chloroform 0
#24 - I don't understand :(  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2013 on Chloroform +1
User avatar #27 - sheperdofthestars (03/04/2013) [-]
Chloroform: The chemical kidnappers put on rags then hold over your mouth and nose to make you pass out.
User avatar #42 - jnbwk (03/04/2013) [-]
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That took me way too long to understand even with your help.
Thank you.
#62 - OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A HAND SNATCHING YOU UP TO THE DEPTHS … 02/27/2013 on The sneakiest, most badass... +7
#44 - That's the joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on athiesm 0
#49 - doctorhorrible (02/23/2013) [-]
#6 - THIS is a spider pig. 02/21/2013 on if everything was guinea pigs +3
#15 - My all time favourite Joey quote: "So it's steppidy step … 02/21/2013 on Homo-sapiens +2
#13 - This is too much for me.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2013 on I Cry Evertim... +65
User avatar #18 - swordyou (02/20/2013) [-]
Why the long face?
#372 - My mum and dad spent years trying to find the perfect tea-drin… 02/19/2013 on 'Murica! 0
#60 - This **** should be in morbid. 02/19/2013 on Nononono 0
#303 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on So hard 0
#307 - lasmamoe Comment deleted by jnbwk
#201 - He used the Elder Wand to repair his old wand that broke in Go… 12/24/2012 on Well shit... 0
#131 - I was expecting it to say "deal with it" at the end. 12/24/2012 on Transformation 0
#33 - My exact reaction when I watched it for the first time. 12/23/2012 on Well shit... +17
#172 - It's the way he twists it and screws it up in a weird facial e… 12/17/2012 on So, I saw myself on the... 0
#58 - Hyper asleep looks dead. And creepy. 12/17/2012 on Happy Husky +1
#116 - I think that's why it says "maybe just once". Becaus… 12/15/2012 on House 0
#132 - He does, but even in the LOTR books every time the Eagles fly … 12/15/2012 on Gandalf the pok'e master 0
#104 - It's nice that most people have some common sense realise that…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2012 on Gandalf the pok'e master +4
User avatar #122 - chazzymcchaz (12/15/2012) [-]
Gandalf has a personal relationship with the leader of the eagle clan so it's not like they were random travelers. Still it was a good joke the title kind of ruined it though
User avatar #132 - jnbwk (12/15/2012) [-]
He does, but even in the LOTR books every time the Eagles fly Gandalf places he politely asks permission before getting on. Which still doesn't change the fact that they're not just a free ride as is commonly thought.
User avatar #110 - ljxjlos (12/15/2012) [-]
Jup. Have you read the Rage-Letter, Tolkien sent to the LotR-Comic-movies? He´s pissed about that exact matter, because the Director wants to use the Eagles way, way to often.

Still, the content is funny as you know it only is a joke.
#58 - This is the best kind of maths I've ever seen. 12/07/2012 on Naruske Holmes +1
#58 - Picture 12/03/2012 on Worse +1
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