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|#53 - did that thing evolve into a Brachidios ? [+] (1 new reply)||09/20/2015 on 10 weird-ass dinosaurs||+3|
|#12 - or... [+] (18 new replies)||09/20/2015 on But, that's impossible!||+57|
|#11 - best D [+] (20 new replies)||09/20/2015 on But, that's impossible!||+66|
|#62 - where can i watch it? [+] (1 new reply)||09/19/2015 on Not enough calcium||0|
|#16 - but if it-s mandatory then they would see it coming and wont b…||09/19/2015 on If I ran NASA,||0|
|#54 - what's OPM? [+] (2 new replies)||09/19/2015 on Not enough calcium||0|
#60 - megaton (09/19/2015) [-]
one punch man. a doodle, turned webcomic, turned anime about a man who trained as hard as he could in seclusion so he could be a super hero, unfortunatly he trained to hard and is now so powerful that no creature living is able to take a full on strngth punch from him. and only about .5% of people living are able to take any casual jab that he throws out so it ends up being that he is bored as shit because he is too overpowerd. but he forgets to sign u with the hero organization so all his world saving was being attributed to other people .
|#53 - imagine you play WoW and are a top level Deathknight, and sude…||09/19/2015 on Not enough calcium||+3|
|#50 - where is that gif from? [+] (7 new replies)||09/19/2015 on Not enough calcium||0|
#63 - hollowedsouls (09/19/2015) [-]
here's the first one
|#23 - dude it has been like 1200 seconds [+] (4 new replies)||09/19/2015 on Ideal relationship||+14|
|#4 - thanks for the explanation! guess i should've asked that sooner||09/19/2015 on One Currency||0|
|#2 - so i lived in Hungary for 7 months and i still dont get one th… [+] (2 new replies)||09/19/2015 on One Currency||+1|
|#3 - 500 burgers just to cross a river?||09/19/2015 on u wot m8||+8|
|#11 - looks like howtobasic||09/19/2015 on How to break a brick with...||+3|
|#5 - Picture||09/19/2015 on Only a gecko on cocaine is...||+8|
|#14 - kinda looks like the beginning of a porno||09/19/2015 on great||0|
|#5 - what episode is it? [+] (1 new reply)||09/19/2015 on PC||+2|
|#52 - wasn't that final fantasy cutscene taken from the FF Advent Ch… [+] (1 new reply)||09/19/2015 on Trailer vs Gameplay||+8|
|#11 - Comment deleted||09/18/2015 on All apple products||+2|
|#63 - in Queretaro, why? planning to visit mexico? [+] (1 new reply)||09/18/2015 on fnc||0|
|#69 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||09/18/2015 on tentacle grape||0|
|#18 - i thought i had buried that song in the deepest darkest corner…||09/18/2015 on Anime hamster girl spanish...||0|
|#67 - words cannot express my grattitude [+] (3 new replies)||09/18/2015 on tentacle grape||0|
|#15 - i think i ****** up [+] (2 new replies)||09/18/2015 on God damn magic!||+4|
|#10 - i hve no idea what all that was about, but it sounds good [+] (4 new replies)||09/18/2015 on When You Can't Handle the...||+2|
#13 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
Basically Tide isn't a carry but a tank with good disable aoe ulti, while divine raiper is the most expensive item in dota 2, which grant you tons of damage but with one downside: if the wielder of divine rapier dies, divine rapier will drop and anyone can pick it up and equip it (usually people buy it when they are winning super hard or want to use it as a game changer).
#12 - woofman (09/18/2015) [-]
Russian dude didn't speak English joins mainly English speaking game (4/5).
Russian dude gets butt fondled when he tries to work his lane.
He fucks off into the area that isn't the lane, and farms gold off of enemies that just sit there for the main reason of being farmed.
So instead of doing something sensible, or what a normal player would do, he bought nothing but the same low tier items, and saved up for the extremely expensive item that makes you hit like a steam roller being used in the frozen time.
(If you die, you drop the rapier and the other team can pick it up, making them rapeir due to them managing to beat you.)
The russian's team was freaking out thinking he wasn't going to live due to having nothing but only one good item.
He rushes up the middle lane much to the team's dismay and shoves the rapier up all the enemy heros. Everyone. He now Rich AF from doing this. (Managed to get back 1/3 of what he spent on the rapier)
He starts to buy good version of the boots, fucks off, and repeats.
Now at this point, OP and russian's team should be at the enemy base due to the enemy unable to defend their towers.
Russian pulls the enemy directly from their spawn point, into the hoard of the friendly team, they get graped in the mouth once they leave.
Last two lines summarize. Russian made himself weak as hell to be an appealing target. A la bunny from monty python. And much like the holy grail movie, the bunny murders them all by being a tricky little bastard.
MFW this read.
|#25 - i am mexican and i support this fence [+] (4 new replies)||09/18/2015 on fnc||+8|