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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:11/24/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17248
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16806 total,  25558 ,  8752
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 67.4% (674/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:740724
Times Content Favorited:6131 times
Total Comments Made:35458
FJ Points:329762
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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#56 - Nope. The rule there is, if you were to take out the "my … 05/08/2014 on Cutest Couple Final Comp 0
#4889237 - yo wtf  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4889239 - ronkfjoll (05/08/2014) [-]
JAMEEEz
#53 - My boyfriend and me*  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Cutest Couple Final Comp 0
User avatar #54 - dyingkisses (05/08/2014) [-]
My boyfriend and I*
#56 - jmezfm (05/08/2014) [-]
Nope. The rule there is, if you were to take out the "my boyfriend and..." part, you would be left with just "me". If you did that but with I, you would be left with just, "I", which is completely incorrect. WAH-CHA

I feel like this .gif is quite suitable.
#52 - yeah 05/08/2014 on Cutest Couple Final Comp 0
#4887666 - luluwho go the **** to sleep 05/06/2014 on Play items +1
#4883497 - omw 05/02/2014 on Play items 0
#4883490 - i hate school right now  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4883491 - idrinkslurm (05/02/2014) [-]
quit
User avatar #4883497 - jmezfm (05/02/2014) [-]
omw
#4881806 - why did you mention me 04/30/2014 on Play items 0
#4880752 - Picture 04/28/2014 on Play items +1
#4880751 - that was terrible holy **** how do you call yours…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4880754 - boor (04/28/2014) [-]
lol my picture above
#4880579 - i only ever use one combined with birth control. two is overkill. 04/28/2014 on Play items 0
#4880559 - I seriously hope my kids are good looking because I really don…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4880561 - retrochris (04/28/2014) [-]
when it comes to condoms, put two on. or that too late already?
User avatar #4880579 - jmezfm (04/28/2014) [-]
i only ever use one combined with birth control. two is overkill.
#4879996 - lmfao 04/28/2014 on Play items 0
#4879364 - NO REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT REPENT …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4879368 - canyou (04/27/2014) [-]
I hope you're happy I missed a weed defending my comment
#4879356 - its a god damn drawing of an animal  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4879361 - canyou (04/27/2014) [-]
Do you not find cartoons or animals cute?
User avatar #4879364 - jmezfm (04/27/2014) [-]
NO
REPENT
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User avatar #4879368 - canyou (04/27/2014) [-]
I hope you're happy I missed a weed defending my comment
#4879354 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Play items +1
#4879359 - idrinkslurm (04/27/2014) [-]
im ready when you are.
#4879348 - did i help at all no maybe i gave you one apple  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4879351 - idrinkslurm (04/27/2014) [-]
you were there mainly for moral support, like when you called me scummy. you know, positive reinforcement.
#4879354 - jmezfm (04/27/2014) [-]
#4879359 - idrinkslurm (04/27/2014) [-]
im ready when you are.
#99 - +3 shadowrated -3retrochris  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on FJ Elimination Game Round 2 +1
User avatar #106 - quotes (04/26/2014) [-]
lot of itemers in this game
#4877732 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4877735 - boor (04/25/2014) [-]
ooooh
User avatar #4877737 - boor (04/25/2014) [-]
spoopy
#4877366 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4877368 - bitchitroll (04/25/2014) [-]
the fuck
#4877367 - iatedub (04/25/2014) [-]
sexy fuk
#4877314 - **jmezfm rolls 135** quads  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4877315 - thumbtack (04/25/2014) [-]
**thumbtack rolled user epicapocalypse ** <--- dubs check em
#4877309 - aw ****  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4877312 - thumbtack (04/25/2014) [-]
*roll user jmezfm*
User avatar #4877314 - jmezfm (04/25/2014) [-]
**jmezfm rolls 135** quads
User avatar #4877315 - thumbtack (04/25/2014) [-]
**thumbtack rolled user epicapocalypse ** <--- dubs check em
#4877307 - sick beats that is B) 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
#4877305 - all of you make me sick  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4877308 - thumbtack (04/25/2014) [-]
**thumbtack rolls 255,540,080**
User avatar #4877309 - jmezfm (04/25/2014) [-]
aw SHIT
User avatar #4877312 - thumbtack (04/25/2014) [-]
*roll user jmezfm*
User avatar #4877314 - jmezfm (04/25/2014) [-]
**jmezfm rolls 135** quads
User avatar #4877315 - thumbtack (04/25/2014) [-]
**thumbtack rolled user epicapocalypse ** <--- dubs check em
User avatar #4877307 - jmezfm (04/25/2014) [-]
sick beats that is B)
#4877290 - Thats a big snake LOL 04/25/2014 on Play items 0
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
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