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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#12688
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16851 total,  25643 ,  8792
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
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Subscribers:142
Content Views:741025
Times Content Favorited:6131 times
Total Comments Made:35676
FJ Points:325036
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#5024103 - if a girl told me she loved me within a week of dating I would…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024116 - blobboy (12/01/2014) [-]
What if it's a mutual feeling though?
So you both are idiotic for each other?
User avatar #5024120 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
then you both like each other a lot. often excitement is mistaken for heightened feelings. When I first started dating my current girlfriend I was excited to plainly have a girlfriend, which made me think I liked her a whole lot more than i did.
User avatar #5024125 - blobboy (12/01/2014) [-]
True. I'm going to try to interrupt this as a parallel to drunkness and tell me if I'm on the right page

So like first getting here and very excited = that quick buzz you get from shots
but that's not really being drunk

And then like "slow roast" realizing you're in love = having 6 beers or so and being drunk
User avatar #5024126 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
hahaha i don't drink so I couldn't really tell ya if that's right, but it sounds right. also at that point I had never truly been in love so I didn't really know what I was supposed to feel
User avatar #5024106 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
cucumbers don't drop very often
User avatar #5024107 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
no they dont its devastating
User avatar #5024108 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten much
User avatar #5024111 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
that's alright, I don't have much of what you want. Remind me of the items you want?
User avatar #5024113 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
-Pony Poop
-Soul Keepers
-Pet Crates
-Pet T.P.
-Potatoes
User avatar #5024114 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
well i have plenty of pet crates, but what do you want most?
User avatar #5024115 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
Well, going for poop badge and new soul...
User avatar #5024117 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
ok well I'll focus on poop and soul keepers and we can work somethin out. if you pick up sandwiches too ill buy those
User avatar #5024119 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
which sandwiches? bacon sandwiches or flying fj sandwiches?
User avatar #5024122 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
flying
User avatar #5024124 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll get what I can.
#5024082 - im gonna write my paper. pick up cucumbers and ill sell you th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024083 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
gotcha
#5024080 - i will have all the 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
#5024077 - hey ide 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
#5024068 - send for free. I don't care 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
#5024048 - right and what do they do? 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
#5024040 - Ayyy lmao  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024042 - PopcornViking (12/01/2014) [-]
oooh now i get it
#5024038 - what are those and why did I pick up 24 with one captcha  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024065 - dende (12/01/2014) [-]
Mind if I buy just one for a unique?
User avatar #5024068 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
send for free. I don't care
User avatar #5024044 - taiwanjesus (12/01/2014) [-]
mystery tickets
User avatar #5024048 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
right and what do they do?
User avatar #5024041 - Tygioh (12/01/2014) [-]
wat?
#5024033 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024035 - PopcornViking (12/01/2014) [-]
toazt?
User avatar #5024040 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
Ayyy lmao
User avatar #5024042 - PopcornViking (12/01/2014) [-]
oooh now i get it
#5024031 - yeah if you don't mind. I'm interesteed 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
#5024025 - how do you know my facebook?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024030 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
it was really easy, i wasnt even trying to find yours just stumbled upon it. i can tell you in mail if you want
User avatar #5024031 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
yeah if you don't mind. I'm interesteed
#5024021 - wikkles 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
#5024016 - are you friends with me on facebook? I don't even *****…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024022 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
no but you can still view most stuff thats not specifically set to private
User avatar #5024025 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
how do you know my facebook?
User avatar #5024030 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
it was really easy, i wasnt even trying to find yours just stumbled upon it. i can tell you in mail if you want
User avatar #5024031 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
yeah if you don't mind. I'm interesteed
User avatar #5024017 - taiwanjesus (12/01/2014) [-]
LOL items board gets creepy
#5024014 - how do you know  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024019 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/01/2014) [-]
fb yea
User avatar #5024015 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
yer fucking facebook
User avatar #5024016 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
are you friends with me on facebook? I don't even fucking know your real name
User avatar #5024022 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
no but you can still view most stuff thats not specifically set to private
User avatar #5024025 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
how do you know my facebook?
User avatar #5024030 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
it was really easy, i wasnt even trying to find yours just stumbled upon it. i can tell you in mail if you want
User avatar #5024031 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
yeah if you don't mind. I'm interesteed
User avatar #5024017 - taiwanjesus (12/01/2014) [-]
LOL items board gets creepy
#5024012 - fiddle riddle diddle diddle  [+] (22 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024032 - PopcornViking (12/01/2014) [-]
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN
#5024033 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #5024035 - PopcornViking (12/01/2014) [-]
toazt?
User avatar #5024040 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
Ayyy lmao
User avatar #5024042 - PopcornViking (12/01/2014) [-]
oooh now i get it
User avatar #5024020 - asheyboo (12/01/2014) [-]
Tickle my pickle wickle
User avatar #5024029 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/01/2014) [-]
omg no way ur here
User avatar #5024086 - asheyboo (12/01/2014) [-]
ITS CRAAY REIGHT!??!
User avatar #5024028 - blobboy (12/01/2014) [-]
wait you're still alive?
User avatar #5024085 - asheyboo (12/01/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #5024021 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
wikkles
User avatar #5024013 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/01/2014) [-]
ur gf is hot ;)))
User avatar #5024027 - blobboy (12/01/2014) [-]
tfw no gf
User avatar #5024014 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
how do you know
User avatar #5024019 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/01/2014) [-]
fb yea
User avatar #5024015 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
yer fucking facebook
User avatar #5024016 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
are you friends with me on facebook? I don't even fucking know your real name
User avatar #5024022 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
no but you can still view most stuff thats not specifically set to private
User avatar #5024025 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
how do you know my facebook?
User avatar #5024030 - lub (12/01/2014) [-]
it was really easy, i wasnt even trying to find yours just stumbled upon it. i can tell you in mail if you want
User avatar #5024031 - jmezfm (12/01/2014) [-]
yeah if you don't mind. I'm interesteed
User avatar #5024017 - taiwanjesus (12/01/2014) [-]
LOL items board gets creepy
#5024008 - gat tha fock OFF  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5024009 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/01/2014) [-]
mah cawk
#5022466 - Did I already ask to buy your cucumbers? It was for item wizard right?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5022468 - pyrain (11/29/2014) [-]
you might have, I can't remember lol
#2642 - hpy bdy 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#5021528 - ty hot pop 11/27/2014 on Play items 0
#5021525 - sell me your cucumbers ok  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5021526 - hotpost (11/27/2014) [-]
you're bananas
#3263 - you're the best, thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on donor's profile 0
User avatar #3265 - ied (11/27/2014) [-]
np
#6992 - Steave meacham 11/27/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
#5021504 - oops forgot to log in 11/27/2014 on Play items 0
#5021272 - briung meur cucumbersz 11/27/2014 on Play items 0
#6990 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6991 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ubuntu
User avatar #6998 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Replace the pet crates with 3 scribes in our trade, and you're good.
#6994 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
dididi-peng
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - jmezfm (12/15/2014) [-]
Widdly diddly
#6996 to #6995 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
what r u doing now?
User avatar #6997 to #6996 - jmezfm (12/16/2014) [-]
I dunno just hanging out
User avatar #6993 - ied (12/12/2014) [-]
selling fj badge?
User avatar #6989 - ronkfjoll ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
hi jamez
User avatar #6991 to #6990 - ronkfjoll ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 to #6991 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
User avatar #6987 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
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