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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:10/22/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18297
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16801 total,  25550 ,  8749
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 66.9% (669/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:740466
Times Content Favorited:6132 times
Total Comments Made:35460
FJ Points:329407
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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#3112241 - focusing on these first. I want to go all out on potatoes. :D  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3112252 - blastizard (02/25/2013) [-]
That's my boy
#3112189 - Selling everything in the picture for pumpkins and tomatoes. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3112200 - blastizard (02/25/2013) [-]
What happened to potatoes
User avatar #3112241 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
focusing on these first.

I want to go all out on potatoes. :D
User avatar #3112252 - blastizard (02/25/2013) [-]
That's my boy
#3112138 - suck my dick while i **** that ass bitch  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3112140 - PopcornViking (02/25/2013) [-]
Hi Kevin
#3112109 - when you have more than one of the same item, you have a dupe 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#3112062 - look at the bacon  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3112076 - PopcornViking (02/25/2013) [-]
what did they gut elena or something?
#3112011 - vagina farts  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3112035 - geeko (02/25/2013) [-]
pussywillow
#3111970 - crispity crunch 02/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3111946 - **jmezfm rolls 21** me pls 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#3111927 - get in here faggots and watch me be in pain … 02/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3111670 - Myoplex Chocolate Protein Drink 42grams of protein. 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#4148 - Yeah. Like once ever 5 minutes, I can hear it start, like, &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #4149 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, hopefully that gets resolved one of these days.

I'm off now. Good bye.
#3111609 - Wait we're posting IRLs? I have 1000s.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
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#4146 - My computer itself. This ******* annoying kid in …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #4147 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
That sounds rather depressing.
User avatar #4148 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Like once ever 5 minutes, I can hear it start, like, "clicking" pretty violently, almost like a record sounds when it skips, and then it sounds like it scrapes against something.

I think I should probably back up my computer.
User avatar #4149 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, hopefully that gets resolved one of these days.

I'm off now. Good bye.
#4144 - Haha, yeah, they're blessed. And damn, I don't even h…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #4145 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought Macs could run games though, or is it just your computer itself?
User avatar #4146 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
My computer itself. This fucking annoying kid in my grade pushed my backpack off a bench and my bag had my laptop in it, and now the harddrive is all fucked up and can't run anything too big.
User avatar #4147 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
That sounds rather depressing.
User avatar #4148 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Like once ever 5 minutes, I can hear it start, like, "clicking" pretty violently, almost like a record sounds when it skips, and then it sounds like it scrapes against something.

I think I should probably back up my computer.
User avatar #4149 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, hopefully that gets resolved one of these days.

I'm off now. Good bye.
#3111259 - no, you're not luluq 02/25/2013 on Play items +1
#3111254 - ya same 02/25/2013 on Play items +1
#3111239 - tuned this is you 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#4142 - I love Tommy. I Skype with him pretty frequently. And…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/25/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #4143 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Your friends seem to have good luck.

I also have over 900 hours played of tf2, so I guess you can say I play it.
User avatar #4144 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah, they're blessed.

And damn, I don't even have steam downloaded. This fucking Mac I got (While I'm still grateful, I regret going with a mac) can't run games, so I can't really play TF2.

"items" isn't that demanding of my computer, so that's why I can play it.
User avatar #4145 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought Macs could run games though, or is it just your computer itself?
User avatar #4146 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
My computer itself. This fucking annoying kid in my grade pushed my backpack off a bench and my bag had my laptop in it, and now the harddrive is all fucked up and can't run anything too big.
User avatar #4147 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
That sounds rather depressing.
User avatar #4148 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Like once ever 5 minutes, I can hear it start, like, "clicking" pretty violently, almost like a record sounds when it skips, and then it sounds like it scrapes against something.

I think I should probably back up my computer.
User avatar #4149 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, hopefully that gets resolved one of these days.

I'm off now. Good bye.
#4140 - Hey man!! How's it goin'?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/25/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #4141 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, I was talking to sunsit on steam, then he was like "wow funnyjunk sucks ass" and I'm like "wow no shit", so I decided to go on for shits and giggles.

Other than that, I'm doing just fine thank you, how about you?
User avatar #4142 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
I love Tommy. I Skype with him pretty frequently.

And yeah, FJ has progressed into a hole of shit, but I can't leave since I'm addicted to this stupid-as-shit "items" game. It's dumb as fuck, but I can't leave.

Glad to hear you're good. I'm alright. This day has been pretty shitty. One of my best friends' cat died, he was the only cat I ever liked, but my friend is sad as fuck and it's kinda rubbing off on me. One of my other best friends broke his leg, I slipped a disk in my spine, and my brother sprained his thumb. But I'm not gonna bitch and whine too much.

Are you playing TF2? I think I remember you saying you liked that game.
User avatar #4143 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Your friends seem to have good luck.

I also have over 900 hours played of tf2, so I guess you can say I play it.
User avatar #4144 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah, they're blessed.

And damn, I don't even have steam downloaded. This fucking Mac I got (While I'm still grateful, I regret going with a mac) can't run games, so I can't really play TF2.

"items" isn't that demanding of my computer, so that's why I can play it.
User avatar #4145 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
I thought Macs could run games though, or is it just your computer itself?
User avatar #4146 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
My computer itself. This fucking annoying kid in my grade pushed my backpack off a bench and my bag had my laptop in it, and now the harddrive is all fucked up and can't run anything too big.
User avatar #4147 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
That sounds rather depressing.
User avatar #4148 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Like once ever 5 minutes, I can hear it start, like, "clicking" pretty violently, almost like a record sounds when it skips, and then it sounds like it scrapes against something.

I think I should probably back up my computer.
User avatar #4149 - bobJML (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, hopefully that gets resolved one of these days.

I'm off now. Good bye.
#3111065 - yeah its tough 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#3111040 - get in here and get on cam im bored as **… 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#3111024 - 2000 ingots of that type, so in total you need to smith 18000 …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3111043 - jellytamer (02/25/2013) [-]
what...
User avatar #3111065 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
yeah its tough
#3110996 - 10000 of that item like I have the apple badge. that …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3111004 - jellytamer (02/25/2013) [-]
what about like a goldsmith badge or w/e
User avatar #3111024 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
2000 ingots of that type, so in total you need to smith 18000 ore and 2000 coal into 2000 ingots.
User avatar #3111043 - jellytamer (02/25/2013) [-]
what...
User avatar #3111065 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
yeah its tough
#3110919 - ***** 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
#3110903 - **** yo  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3110909 - betta (02/25/2013) [-]
couch
User avatar #3110919 - jmezfm (02/25/2013) [-]
nigga
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
#6944 - Sunset ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
41124
12423
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User avatar #6915 - Sunset ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
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