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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:10/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#18310
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16801 total,  25550 ,  8749
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
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Subscribers:142
Content Views:740478
Times Content Favorited:6132 times
Total Comments Made:35460
FJ Points:329407
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#4897175 - luluwho go the **** to sleep  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Play items +4
User avatar #4897330 - luluwho (05/17/2014) [-]
I've been sleeping since I lost my internet, I'm fine now ;) I know it's a joke
#4897173 - damn forgot to 05/17/2014 on Play items +3
#4897172 - **jmezfm rolls 35**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Play items +3
User avatar #4897173 - jmezfm (05/17/2014) [-]
damn forgot to
#4896637 - >items are good 05/16/2014 on Play items +1
#4896516 - Just took probably the hardest exam I have every taken but I t… 05/16/2014 on Play items +3
#197 - hahaha good he's a faggot 05/16/2014 on Should I removed latest... 0
#162 - I agree with anything FightClub says  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Should I removed latest... 0
#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
You're not nice, you made Summowam sad
User avatar #197 - jmezfm (05/16/2014) [-]
hahaha good he's a faggot
User avatar #167 - FightClub (05/15/2014) [-]
i agree with anything jmezfm agrees with
#6948 - Picture 05/15/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
#4894720 - It's not like I planned on not being able to sleep. I took nyq…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on Play items 0
#4894731 - olioh (05/14/2014) [-]
i feel ya, been having sleeping troubles for soon 9 years... getting used to the 3-4h sleeps max a night tho.
#4894703 - I've slept 1 hour in the past 48 hours i have pink eye …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4894711 - niggastolemyname (05/14/2014) [-]
piss poor planning = piss poor performance
User avatar #4894720 - jmezfm (05/14/2014) [-]
It's not like I planned on not being able to sleep. I took nyquil last night at 10:45 so I could get a solid amount of sleep but instead just stared at the ceiling until 9:30 AM when I finally decided that sleep just wasn't happening. The night before was slightly my fault because I didn't go to bed until around 4, but I was woken up at 5 and just couldn't fall back asleep. I've been studying my ass off as well. Exams are really important to me.
#4894731 - olioh (05/14/2014) [-]
i feel ya, been having sleeping troubles for soon 9 years... getting used to the 3-4h sleeps max a night tho.
User avatar #4894705 - playerdous (05/14/2014) [-]
good luck
#3955 - yo wtf where tf hav u been u ***** wanker … 05/13/2014 on cowisbeast's profile 0
#776 - Comment deleted 05/09/2014 on applejuiceforme's profile 0
#8706048 - AND WELCOME TO THE JAM 05/09/2014 on sfw random board 0
#4890026 - yeah ok bye 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
#4890022 - I never played skyrim so I can't fully empathize, but I get th…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4890025 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the scribes
User avatar #4890026 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
yeah ok bye
User avatar #4890023 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the tokens
#4890020 - its also pixels they mean absolutely nothing in the grand …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4890021 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
think about it like this
youre playing skyrim and youre trying to sneak away from a fuck ton of enemies and everytime you are about to make it out someone notices you and then every enemy rushes you and kills you so you keep respawning and trying again. its just pixels but it is infuriating
User avatar #4890022 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
I never played skyrim so I can't fully empathize, but I get the point. Believe me, Gavin, I played this game for long enough to know the feeling, but then I quit, and realized how fucking stupid this game is. My life is exponentially better without it.
User avatar #4890025 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the scribes
User avatar #4890026 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
yeah ok bye
User avatar #4890023 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the tokens
#4890018 - lol i pick up one item in a month, relax  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4890019 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
my fiance just picked up the sunshine skunk as i was trying to get it then here comes you to take that one. ive spent up to 8 hours just staring at my screen holding i only to have one drop a few minutes after i leave for work. its infuriating and its bullshit
User avatar #4890020 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
its also pixels
they mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things
User avatar #4890021 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
think about it like this
youre playing skyrim and youre trying to sneak away from a fuck ton of enemies and everytime you are about to make it out someone notices you and then every enemy rushes you and kills you so you keep respawning and trying again. its just pixels but it is infuriating
User avatar #4890022 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
I never played skyrim so I can't fully empathize, but I get the point. Believe me, Gavin, I played this game for long enough to know the feeling, but then I quit, and realized how fucking stupid this game is. My life is exponentially better without it.
User avatar #4890025 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the scribes
User avatar #4890026 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
yeah ok bye
User avatar #4890023 - bitchitroll (05/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the tokens
#4890015 - luluwho are you here?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4890091 - luluwho (05/09/2014) [-]
no ;)
#4890011 - yo dude wtf thats rude it hurts my feelings  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
#4890034 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2014) [-]
im sorry i just want attention
#4889997 - lol 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
#330 - i love you 05/09/2014 on Mother of God... 0
#4889635 - i got the nudies of burningdemons, yes 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
#4889627 - what the **** is going on  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Play items 0
#4889634 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2014) [-]
did you get the snaps too
for the item hotties only

show me yours now
User avatar #4889635 - jmezfm (05/09/2014) [-]
i got the nudies of burningdemons, yes
User avatar #4889632 - archmagestudios (05/09/2014) [-]
were discussing how you are a nigger
User avatar #4889631 - lub (05/09/2014) [-]
nm hbu
#56 - Nope. The rule there is, if you were to take out the "my … 05/08/2014 on Cutest Couple Final Comp 0
#4889237 - yo wtf  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Play items 0
#4889239 - ronkfjoll (05/08/2014) [-]
JAMEEEz
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
#6944 - Sunset ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6915 - Sunset ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
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