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jmezfm

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:5/21/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#15399
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70792 total,  77597 ,  6805
Comment Thumbs: 17051 total,  25851 ,  8800
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 85.6% (856/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:742184
Times Content Favorited:6129 times
Total Comments Made:36027
FJ Points:317670
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
You're on my profile, so you might as well friend me.

latest user's comments

#5094382 - DONT FORGET TO SUBSCIJIRIBE  [+] (9 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Play items 0
#5094384 - jmezfm (02/02/2015) [-]
ZOOM IN
#5094386 - jmezfm (02/02/2015) [-]
LOOK MA 10 CAVITIES
User avatar #5094388 - jmezfm (02/02/2015) [-]
ENLARGE THE PICTURE --> ENLARGE YOUR DONG
User avatar #5094387 - quincyadam (02/02/2015) [-]
asheyboo
User avatar #5094389 - jmezfm (02/02/2015) [-]
¡¡¡¡¡gimme yer tets lettel leydey!!
User avatar #5094414 - asheyboo (02/02/2015) [-]
I have no cavities stop the harassment you cis scum.
User avatar #5094419 - jmezfm (02/02/2015) [-]
ALL THE TEETH ARE CAVITIES

u mean curcumcis scum
User avatar #5094385 - quincyadam (02/02/2015) [-]
thats close enough
User avatar #5094383 - quincyadam (02/02/2015) [-]
LMFAO
#5094380 - trolled 02/02/2015 on Play items 0
#5094377 - here it comes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5094378 - subzeroassassin (02/02/2015) [-]
I'm ready
#5094376 - im going to troll you. 02/02/2015 on Play items 0
#5094374 - wow applause to you great job posting that woo hoo 6/6 you did…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5094375 - mairon (02/02/2015) [-]
thx
#5094367 - do it for her  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Play items +1
#5094371 - mairon (02/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #5094374 - jmezfm (02/02/2015) [-]
wow applause to you great job posting that woo hoo 6/6 you did the thing and you did it correctly yippee kayay!
User avatar #5094375 - mairon (02/02/2015) [-]
thx
#163 - not his work 02/01/2015 on Meet Erma +1
#5094036 - dont you hate when you're blowin a guy and he turns out to be a faggot 02/01/2015 on Play items +1
#5093714 - its hard to look right at final countdown down down to the bot…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on Play items 0
User avatar #5093718 - lyraheartstrings (01/30/2015) [-]
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!

DUN NA NA NAAAA DUN NA NA NA NAAAAAA
DUN NA NA NAAA DUNA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA
#209 - what do you want faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Shexy 0
User avatar #330 - PopcornViking (01/27/2015) [-]
click back to the content
#2260 - gime da pusi b0ss 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#2259 - Well good luck with it. 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#1497 - **** you profiled me off of 4 comments? you must be an … 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#1488 - I know you.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1492 - infernalinsolence (01/25/2015) [-]
Indeed you do, James.
#1455 - Prepare yourself for the onslaught of messages and comment fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +6
User avatar #1508 - spartyon (01/25/2015) [-]
That happened during that hottest girls of FJ thing haha Im used to it
User avatar #2259 - jmezfm (01/26/2015) [-]
Well good luck with it.
#1447 - how did you take a picture with a lawnmower now that's just no… 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#1441 - **** man, tinychat was the best. How've you been?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#1463 - anonymoose (01/25/2015) [-]
Drunk and shirtless as usual.
#1436 - I miss you and I miss telephone.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
User avatar #1439 - anonymoose (01/25/2015) [-]
God damn, they were fun times.
User avatar #1441 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
Shit man, tinychat was the best. How've you been?
#1463 - anonymoose (01/25/2015) [-]
Drunk and shirtless as usual.
#1433 - Well keep the prickiness to yourself? I bet half the people yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1460 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Well, that's entirely your opinion, beta.
User avatar #1497 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
Shit you profiled me off of 4 comments? you must be an expert sir, let me bow down to you.
#1413 - No worries but you should probably stop being a prick to the r…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1422 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I've only been a pick to the last several. I've complimented way more. Sorry for having honesty.
User avatar #1433 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
Well keep the prickiness to yourself? I bet half the people you insult go through shit like that enough when they look at themselves or even when others do. I'm by no means a SJW I just think this is strictly unnecessary.
User avatar #1460 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Well, that's entirely your opinion, beta.
User avatar #1497 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
Shit you profiled me off of 4 comments? you must be an expert sir, let me bow down to you.
#1402 - I was assuming you were saying "no more ugly people!"…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1410 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Sorry, I didn't mean it that way.
User avatar #1413 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
No worries but you should probably stop being a prick to the rest of us.
User avatar #1422 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
I've only been a pick to the last several. I've complimented way more. Sorry for having honesty.
User avatar #1433 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
Well keep the prickiness to yourself? I bet half the people you insult go through shit like that enough when they look at themselves or even when others do. I'm by no means a SJW I just think this is strictly unnecessary.
User avatar #1460 - Elk (01/25/2015) [-]
Well, that's entirely your opinion, beta.
User avatar #1497 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
Shit you profiled me off of 4 comments? you must be an expert sir, let me bow down to you.
#1378 - still living far apart?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1388 - slendermanspenis (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm getting my money back next month.. My mother needed some money and I let her borrow mine.. She's paying me back £50 a month and after a year £30 a month. I'm looking for a part time job to boost it all though.
#1369 - you guys still haven't gotten married?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1375 - slendermanspenis (01/25/2015) [-]
Nope not yet.. Its a long engagement.
User avatar #1378 - jmezfm (01/25/2015) [-]
still living far apart?
User avatar #1388 - slendermanspenis (01/25/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm getting my money back next month.. My mother needed some money and I let her borrow mine.. She's paying me back £50 a month and after a year £30 a month. I'm looking for a part time job to boost it all though.
#1365 - Elk is the hottest person on this site.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
User avatar #1623 - oneko (01/25/2015) [-]
Too damn right! Those antlers, dayuummm.
#1361 - oh hey its you 01/25/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0

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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
#7025 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
that u in the bottom pic ya
User avatar #7026 to #7025 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
if u ask nicely ill be anything you want
#7027 to #7026 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
can u pls be my *******
User avatar #7028 to #7027 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
lol at items getting shut down
#7029 to #7028 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
it was all jorges fault.

admin is ******* hilarious tho.

are you a cuckold white boy?
User avatar #7030 to #7029 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
****** jorge

i think this whole thing will never blow over and admin should just give all the people their items back from pre-reset
User avatar #7031 to #7030 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
But like only those and you can't pick anymore up
#7032 to #7031 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
landmines would be king again
for life
User avatar #7033 to #7032 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
akshully ffyou would, i gave away most of my **** right before the reset so it wouldn't quite effect me
#7034 to #7033 - hongkongdingdong (05/06/2015) [-]
ah. that guy gets banned and unbanned every week lol.
User avatar #7035 to #7034 - jmezfm (05/06/2015) [-]
who cares about any of it anymore, its all so stupid
**** fj
#7036 to #7035 - hongkongdingdong (05/06/2015) [-]
ya.

we need to do an fj meetup tho. i will take my short bus on a roadtrip and pick all you ***** up.
User avatar #7037 to #7036 - jmezfm (05/06/2015) [-]
yeah i mean adam and i met up and jorge has seen daniels dad or something. yeah im down
#7038 to #7037 - hongkongdingdong (05/06/2015) [-]
i've met peoples in california. but who has met the nipples and the drunk man naytay.
i wonder if there is a big concert nearby, it'd be cool to do something like that during the summer. go to some rave or some **** .
User avatar #7039 to #7038 - jmezfm (05/07/2015) [-]
It'd have to be on a weekend because i have an internship and im taking a summer class
User avatar #7003 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
ty bb ilysm
User avatar #7004 to #7003 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
did you used to have a different account like how do I know you.
User avatar #7005 to #7004 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
wethepixelisgod
User avatar #7006 to #7005 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
ohhhh so balloonicorn
User avatar #7007 to #7006 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
no. wethepixelisgod
User avatar #7008 to #7007 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
right so balloonicorn
User avatar #7009 to #7008 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
nope.
iambukowski-1st acc
wethepixelisgod-2nd
cann-3rd
laymedown-4th
itemsss-5th
User avatar #7010 to #7009 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
oh ok so ballonicorn
User avatar #7012 to #7011 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
Balloonicorn was the only person who knew about that video
User avatar #7014 to #7013 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
balloonicorn used to say o
User avatar #7015 to #7014 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
yeah its me
User avatar #7016 to #7015 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
I knew it all along.
User avatar #7018 to #7017 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
balloonicorn cant smoke bcuz he'd pop
User avatar #7019 to #7018 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
oh **** i remember that guy. loooong ago
User avatar #7020 to #7019 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
of course you remember yourself
User avatar #7022 to #7021 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
Balloonicorn could never shut his mouth for he was but a balloon
User avatar #7023 to #7022 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
i know for i am he
User avatar #7002 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/25/2014) [-]
can i have a ride in your dads maybach?
User avatar #7001 - jorgethemaster (12/23/2014) [-]
Bean dip.
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ubuntu
User avatar #6998 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Replace the pet crates with 3 scribes in our trade, and you're good.
#6994 - mossyflipflops (12/14/2014) [-]
dididi-peng
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - jmezfm (12/15/2014) [-]
Widdly diddly
#6996 to #6995 - mossyflipflops (12/16/2014) [-]
what r u doing now?
User avatar #6997 to #6996 - jmezfm (12/16/2014) [-]
I dunno just hanging out
User avatar #6993 - ied (12/12/2014) [-]
selling fj badge?
User avatar #6989 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
hi jamez
User avatar #6991 to #6990 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 to #6991 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
User avatar #6987 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
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