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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:4/17/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6023
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70792 total,  77595 ,  6803
Comment Thumbs: 16700 total,  25419 ,  8719
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 56.69% (567/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:143
Content Views:738791
Times Content Favorited:6150 times
Total Comments Made:35267
FJ Points:328954
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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#4857836 - ahah its cool bro i saw them and figured I'd do what I could to help  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +1
User avatar #4857838 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
That would explain why I only got 5 from the stack lol
User avatar #4857840 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Hahah yup I'm pretty quick
#4857834 - ha ha l m a o ****** pedo ***********… 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857833 - Hi all you ugly people can you reply with your IRLs  [+] (17 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +1
#4857905 - quincyadam (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4857947 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
I did not expect you to be asian...
#4857850 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
This is the only one I have on my computer. MyHeritage celebrity match thinks I'm a large black man.
User avatar #4857852 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
notorious af
#4857846 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
dont make fun please :$
#4857848 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4857849 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
what a fucking moron
#4857853 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
get over yourself. No one likes a dick.


well, maybe your mom..but no one else
User avatar #4857860 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
I love when people go anon to attack people, like the red thumbs matter. They can't even get you banned anymore. What's the point in hiding yourself?
User avatar #4857856 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
haha fucking nerd
#4857861 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
>watches gaynime

>calls me a nerd
User avatar #4857841 - sunnyrain (04/10/2014) [-]
why u post so many irls all the time stop its to many its enough now
#4857844 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
you use the wrong to/too all the time
this is your punishment
User avatar #4857847 - sunnyrain (04/10/2014) [-]
shes so cute i would do her
User avatar #4857863 - ordoniez (04/10/2014) [-]
Dat german shepherd bitch is gorgeous!
#4857870 - sunnyrain (04/10/2014) [-]
ikr but she was a total slut so my dad got her helped and now she cant make puppies its sad isn't it
User avatar #4857854 - Benka (04/10/2014) [-]
the dog?
#4857827 - right? 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857824 - yes  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857826 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
good fucking lord
User avatar #4857827 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
right?
#4857820 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857821 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god is that josh
#4857824 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4857826 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
good fucking lord
User avatar #4857827 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
right?
#4857818 - this is my mcdonalds face everyone  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857819 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
Yooo bruh who dat guy ?
#4857820 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4857821 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god is that josh
#4857824 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4857826 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
good fucking lord
User avatar #4857827 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
right?
#23 - ha ha ha 04/10/2014 on Lullaby 0
#4857811 - you know how i ****** do  [+] (8 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857816 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
fucking nerd lmao
#4857818 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
this is my mcdonalds face everyone
User avatar #4857819 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
Yooo bruh who dat guy ?
#4857820 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4857821 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god is that josh
#4857824 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4857826 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
good fucking lord
User avatar #4857827 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
right?
#8435763 - Out of simple human error. Something everyone has. 04/10/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#4857797 - ******* hell are you all as stupid as chalice 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +3
#8435707 - Are you all ******* incompetent thumb me down  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8435750 - zependium (04/10/2014) [-]
"you are all incompetent"

says the guy who got scammed on many items
User avatar #8435763 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Out of simple human error. Something everyone has.
#8435695 - Thumb me down *******  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +2
#8435717 - kilroydotexe (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #8435707 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Are you all fucking incompetent
thumb me down
User avatar #8435750 - zependium (04/10/2014) [-]
"you are all incompetent"

says the guy who got scammed on many items
User avatar #8435763 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Out of simple human error. Something everyone has.
User avatar #8435700 - kijajouteh (04/10/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4857796 - I said down Jesus Christ are you all autistic.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +4
#4857804 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
you're so cute
#4857811 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
you know how i fuckin do
User avatar #4857816 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
fucking nerd lmao
#4857818 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
this is my mcdonalds face everyone
User avatar #4857819 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
Yooo bruh who dat guy ?
#4857820 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4857821 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god is that josh
#4857824 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4857826 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
good fucking lord
User avatar #4857827 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
right?
#4857795 - thumb me down *******  [+] (20 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +7
User avatar #4857835 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
I love you. More than idrinkslurm. That's hard to do. he gave me flying pie.
User avatar #4857837 - idrinkslurm (04/10/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #4857842 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
i still love you bby. don't b mad
User avatar #4857843 - idrinkslurm (04/10/2014) [-]
ok fine
User avatar #4857839 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
he gave me 500 tokens though...
User avatar #4857836 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
ahah its cool bro i saw them and figured I'd do what I could to help
User avatar #4857838 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
That would explain why I only got 5 from the stack lol
User avatar #4857840 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Hahah yup I'm pretty quick
#4857797 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Fucking hell are you all as stupid as chalice
#4857796 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I said down Jesus Christ are you all autistic.
#4857804 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
you're so cute
#4857811 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
you know how i fuckin do
User avatar #4857816 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
fucking nerd lmao
#4857818 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
this is my mcdonalds face everyone
User avatar #4857819 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
Yooo bruh who dat guy ?
#4857820 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #4857821 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god is that josh
#4857824 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4857826 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
good fucking lord
User avatar #4857827 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
right?
#4857792 - not leave, just stop collecting i've been here for a … 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857784 - deez ****** on point homie  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857787 - prepared (04/10/2014) [-]
werent you supposed to leave
User avatar #4857792 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
not leave, just stop collecting

i've been here for a long time w/o collecting.
#4857783 - heeeeell yeah 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857481 - Might be outdated because I wrote it ages ago but I'm too lazy…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +1
User avatar #4857483 - norrisblade (04/10/2014) [-]
You are a Prince amongst men.
#4857480 - try to imagine a desert are you imagining it? good, be…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857479 - No I don't want to manlet 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857400 - night brotha 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4857399 - i have prominent hips, and light colored pit hair lol, i would…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857407 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
*Child bearing hips.
#4857394 - it is indeed me ;)  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #4857396 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
Slight 6 pack, visible hip bones, shaved pits, good oral health. 11/10. Would bang.
User avatar #4857399 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i have prominent hips, and light colored pit hair lol, i wouldn't shave it.

but yeah i brush my teeth 3-4 times a day because i hate the feeling of dirty teeth
User avatar #4857407 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
*Child bearing hips.
#4857392 - cant reply anymore but saved 04/10/2014 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
#6944 - Sunset ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6915 - Sunset ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
User avatar #6914 to #6913 - badboywantsu ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #6911 to #6910 - jmezfm (03/30/2014) [-]
you're annoying
#6943 to #6911 - Tenxseiga (04/11/2014) [-]
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
User avatar #6909 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6907 - jimmymcrustlestien (03/19/2014) [-]
much thanks friend
User avatar #6906 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/16/2014) [-]
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