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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:12/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9371
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FJ Points:317600
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#5055492 - see below, I was joking  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5055493 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I saw that :3

And nah, it's ok right now. I might take you up on that offer at some point but not tonight, I want to be happy and forget this other crap for now <3

Thanks though >^.^<
User avatar #5055494 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
got it well you let me know, alright?

im goin to bed now
User avatar #5055496 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
Ok, I will <3

Have a good night and a very Merry Christmas!
User avatar #5055502 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lol apparently im not going to bed
but merry chritmas to you too anyway
User avatar #5055503 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lets pretend I wrote christmas
User avatar #5055507 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
lol ok
#5055489 - ******* 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055487 - nah just ****** , I can probably do my best to hel… 12/25/2014 on Play items +1
#5055486 - ah **** man well if you want to talk that sucks b…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items +1
#5055491 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm used to it. No worries XD
User avatar #5055492 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
see below, I was joking
User avatar #5055493 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I saw that :3

And nah, it's ok right now. I might take you up on that offer at some point but not tonight, I want to be happy and forget this other crap for now <3

Thanks though >^.^<
User avatar #5055494 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
got it well you let me know, alright?

im goin to bed now
User avatar #5055496 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
Ok, I will <3

Have a good night and a very Merry Christmas!
User avatar #5055502 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lol apparently im not going to bed
but merry chritmas to you too anyway
User avatar #5055503 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lets pretend I wrote christmas
User avatar #5055507 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #5055487 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
nah just fuckin, I can probably do my best to help if you want it
#5055482 - he forgot to shave, thats mean of you, at least post of pic wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055488 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/25/2014) [-]
sorry i dont have any
User avatar #5055489 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
FUCKLEZ
#5055480 - its not a bad thing i just dont believe you  [+] (12 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5055485 - whitehawk (12/25/2014) [-]
^ lol
User avatar #5055484 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
it's a facade.
My friend aptly named me "Thunder Cunt Candace" but it's Christmas and I'm trying to be happy....I have my moments....but I try not to be so angry here. IRL is angry enough, I want to be happy somewhere lol
User avatar #5055486 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
ah shit man well if you want to talk that sucks because im busy
#5055491 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm used to it. No worries XD
User avatar #5055492 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
see below, I was joking
User avatar #5055493 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I saw that :3

And nah, it's ok right now. I might take you up on that offer at some point but not tonight, I want to be happy and forget this other crap for now <3

Thanks though >^.^<
User avatar #5055494 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
got it well you let me know, alright?

im goin to bed now
User avatar #5055496 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
Ok, I will <3

Have a good night and a very Merry Christmas!
User avatar #5055502 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lol apparently im not going to bed
but merry chritmas to you too anyway
User avatar #5055503 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lets pretend I wrote christmas
User avatar #5055507 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #5055487 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
nah just fuckin, I can probably do my best to help if you want it
#5055478 - pyrain why are you always so ******* happy  [+] (13 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5055480 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
its not a bad thing i just dont believe you
User avatar #5055485 - whitehawk (12/25/2014) [-]
^ lol
User avatar #5055484 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
it's a facade.
My friend aptly named me "Thunder Cunt Candace" but it's Christmas and I'm trying to be happy....I have my moments....but I try not to be so angry here. IRL is angry enough, I want to be happy somewhere lol
User avatar #5055486 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
ah shit man well if you want to talk that sucks because im busy
#5055491 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm used to it. No worries XD
User avatar #5055492 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
see below, I was joking
User avatar #5055493 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I saw that :3

And nah, it's ok right now. I might take you up on that offer at some point but not tonight, I want to be happy and forget this other crap for now <3

Thanks though >^.^<
User avatar #5055494 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
got it well you let me know, alright?

im goin to bed now
User avatar #5055496 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
Ok, I will <3

Have a good night and a very Merry Christmas!
User avatar #5055502 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lol apparently im not going to bed
but merry chritmas to you too anyway
User avatar #5055503 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
lets pretend I wrote christmas
User avatar #5055507 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
lol ok
User avatar #5055487 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
nah just fuckin, I can probably do my best to help if you want it
#5055476 - its true  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055606 - bitchitroll (12/25/2014) [-]
das hurtful
User avatar #5056715 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
well you do it
User avatar #5056992 - bitchitroll (12/26/2014) [-]
do not
#5055455 - i do not resemble swine 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055453 - i dont look like a pig 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055448 - as am i 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055443 - he will soon respond to this with videos of him shooting guns,…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055472 - bitchitroll (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #5055476 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
its true
User avatar #5055606 - bitchitroll (12/25/2014) [-]
das hurtful
User avatar #5056715 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
well you do it
User avatar #5056992 - bitchitroll (12/26/2014) [-]
do not
User avatar #5055445 - PopcornViking (12/25/2014) [-]
im blanking out on his username
User avatar #5055460 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/25/2014) [-]
bitchitroll
User avatar #5055463 - PopcornViking (12/25/2014) [-]
gratzie
User avatar #5055448 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
as am i
#5055439 - POLL: How many of you items bros lift regularly 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055434 - only if i get to lick the spoon after!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055436 - PopcornViking (12/25/2014) [-]
yes goy
#5055432 - don't say please, admin doesn't like manners  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055433 - PopcornViking (12/25/2014) [-]
ayo fuck the police
User avatar #5055434 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
only if i get to lick the spoon after!
User avatar #5055436 - PopcornViking (12/25/2014) [-]
yes goy
#5055427 - ahhhh got it well UChicago is small, so you'd know th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055429 - aceshot (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I dont really know much about my school and Ive been there for 2.5 years. All I know is they give me a shit ton of grant money.
#5055424 - and i just want a hat 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055423 - I request a name change to "Jmezfm, glorious user"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055438 - pyrain (12/25/2014) [-]
I want to be Pyrain, a glorious thunder cunt XD
#5055413 - bruh we're all gonna make it 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055410 - that's not UChicago is it? because if it is, my school stole y…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055419 - aceshot (12/25/2014) [-]
Its University of Illinois at Chicago. I have no idea who the president of my school used to be or if its changed.
User avatar #5055427 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
ahhhh got it

well UChicago is small, so you'd know the pres if you went there
User avatar #5055429 - aceshot (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I dont really know much about my school and Ive been there for 2.5 years. All I know is they give me a shit ton of grant money.
#5055402 - college students here, where do you go and where is the school…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055421 - retardizard (12/25/2014) [-]
Stephen F. Austin in east texas in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
thinking about transferring to OU
User avatar #5055412 - bondofsnow (12/25/2014) [-]
Penn State

State College, Pennsylvania
User avatar #5055406 - admin, leader of the free world, Korea (12/25/2014) [-]
8th grade dropout
User avatar #5055413 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
bruh we're all gonna make it
User avatar #5055404 - aceshot (12/25/2014) [-]
UIC in Chicago
User avatar #5055410 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
that's not UChicago is it? because if it is, my school stole your president.
User avatar #5055419 - aceshot (12/25/2014) [-]
Its University of Illinois at Chicago. I have no idea who the president of my school used to be or if its changed.
User avatar #5055427 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
ahhhh got it

well UChicago is small, so you'd know the pres if you went there
User avatar #5055429 - aceshot (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I dont really know much about my school and Ive been there for 2.5 years. All I know is they give me a shit ton of grant money.
User avatar #5055403 - whitehawk (12/25/2014) [-]
University of Oregon

Eugene oregon
#5055397 - ah got it 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
#5055392 - whereabout?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055395 - retardizard (12/25/2014) [-]
dallas/fort worth metroplex
User avatar #5055397 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
ah got it
#5055389 - any of you itemfags from SF, CA?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5055396 - whitehawk (12/25/2014) [-]
Eugene, OR lel
User avatar #5055390 - retardizard (12/25/2014) [-]
TX
User avatar #5055392 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
whereabout?
User avatar #5055395 - retardizard (12/25/2014) [-]
dallas/fort worth metroplex
User avatar #5055397 - jmezfm (12/25/2014) [-]
ah got it
#5055385 - im feeling that too 12/25/2014 on Play items 0
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #7002 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/25/2014) [-]
can i have a ride in your dads maybach?
User avatar #7001 - jorgethemaster (12/23/2014) [-]
Bean dip.
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ubuntu
User avatar #6998 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Replace the pet crates with 3 scribes in our trade, and you're good.
#6994 - mossyflipflops (12/14/2014) [-]
dididi-peng
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - jmezfm (12/15/2014) [-]
Widdly diddly
#6996 to #6995 - mossyflipflops (12/16/2014) [-]
what r u doing now?
User avatar #6997 to #6996 - jmezfm (12/16/2014) [-]
I dunno just hanging out
User avatar #6993 - ied (12/12/2014) [-]
selling fj badge?
User avatar #6989 - ronkfjoll ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
hi jamez
User avatar #6991 to #6990 - ronkfjoll ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 to #6991 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
User avatar #6987 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
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