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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:8/01/2014
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Comment Ranking:#13433
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77596 ,  6803
Comment Thumbs: 16785 total,  25530 ,  8745
Content Level Progress: 68.7% (687/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:739669
Times Content Favorited:6138 times
Total Comments Made:35428
FJ Points:329317
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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#4928627 - symptoms  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4928630 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
dam man you made me sad
good luck
#4928623 - Getting tested for cancer in 45 minutes. I might have Hodgkins…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Play items +4
User avatar #4928640 - tibtibs (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's America that gives us cancer...
User avatar #4928626 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
Is it some sorta random check, or cause symptoms
User avatar #4928627 - jmezfm (06/12/2014) [-]
symptoms
User avatar #4928630 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
dam man you made me sad
good luck
User avatar #4928625 - nethj (06/12/2014) [-]
Good luck, nobody deserves any type of cancer
#4928074 - yo homies whats trill  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4928094 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2014) [-]
No Frills.
User avatar #4928082 - lyraheartstrings (06/12/2014) [-]
Trill kitty
#4926024 - illuminati 06/10/2014 on Play items +1
#4921720 - concert 2nite be ther or b []  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Play items +2
#4921723 - lub (06/06/2014) [-]
im not a rectangle
#4921414 - brand new whip or the niggas like slavery 06/06/2014 on Play items +1
#194 - 6'3", 190 lbs, pic is like 2 months ago. I've been runnin… 06/04/2014 on Post your gainz +2
#4917006 - i did  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4917009 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh wait story nvmmmmmmmmm
User avatar #4917007 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh it lied to me then
#4916998 - Amen  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4917004 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
Go open my snapchat
User avatar #4917006 - jmezfm (06/03/2014) [-]
i did
User avatar #4917009 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh wait story nvmmmmmmmmm
User avatar #4917007 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh it lied to me then
#4916993 - Good to see items isn't on that list.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4916995 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
items are dumb
User avatar #4916998 - jmezfm (06/03/2014) [-]
Amen
User avatar #4917004 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
Go open my snapchat
User avatar #4917006 - jmezfm (06/03/2014) [-]
i did
User avatar #4917009 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh wait story nvmmmmmmmmm
User avatar #4917007 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh it lied to me then
#4916988 - Reassess your priorities. This is your sign from the universe.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4916997 - tibtibs (06/03/2014) [-]
fap, work (otherwise known as items), fap, sleep, repeat
User avatar #4916992 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
Pussy, money, weed

blaze it
User avatar #4916993 - jmezfm (06/03/2014) [-]
Good to see items isn't on that list.
User avatar #4916995 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
items are dumb
User avatar #4916998 - jmezfm (06/03/2014) [-]
Amen
User avatar #4917004 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
Go open my snapchat
User avatar #4917006 - jmezfm (06/03/2014) [-]
i did
User avatar #4917009 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh wait story nvmmmmmmmmm
User avatar #4917007 - lyraheartstrings (06/03/2014) [-]
oh it lied to me then
#4916981 - No. Items are pointless. Give them all away and do so…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4917044 - jorgethemaster (06/03/2014) [-]
You're right.
Send me your points and items.
#4916978 - hi im james  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4923430 - nayytayisgod (06/08/2014) [-]
am not
#4908283 - I've been great! I gotta go to work now but if you're on later…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4908286 - notthegarden (05/29/2014) [-]
I'll look for you.
#4908278 - Ahhh!!ho have you been! Everyone misses you. I mean I come on …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Play items +3
User avatar #4908280 - notthegarden (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm well, thank you. It's nice to be missed! How have you been?
User avatar #4908283 - jmezfm (05/29/2014) [-]
I've been great! I gotta go to work now but if you're on later I might be too!
User avatar #4908286 - notthegarden (05/29/2014) [-]
I'll look for you.
#4908276 - oh my god is that you Holly?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4908277 - notthegarden (05/29/2014) [-]
'Tis I, Sonnyboy!
User avatar #4908278 - jmezfm (05/29/2014) [-]
Ahhh!!ho have you been! Everyone misses you. I mean I come on the board for like 3 minutes once or twice a day, but I know I miss you at least.
User avatar #4908280 - notthegarden (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm well, thank you. It's nice to be missed! How have you been?
User avatar #4908283 - jmezfm (05/29/2014) [-]
I've been great! I gotta go to work now but if you're on later I might be too!
User avatar #4908286 - notthegarden (05/29/2014) [-]
I'll look for you.
#2765 - fuck i hate cats 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#2763 - **jmezfm rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
User avatar #2765 - jmezfm (05/28/2014) [-]
fuck i hate cats
#4904636 - nyyyyeeeeoowww 05/26/2014 on Play items 0
#4903737 - we dont do porn sry 05/25/2014 on Play items 0
#4903709 - I'm going for a run so i wont be able to respond but heres a p…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Play items +2
#4903759 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Her legs are decent, but her face is just.... mehhhhh
User avatar #4903739 - quincyadam (05/25/2014) [-]
saved.
#4903722 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
you guys are fucking adorable
User avatar #4903717 - mossyflipflops (05/25/2014) [-]
flip flop flip flop

well DONE!!

flip flop flip flop
#4903715 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
sex pics or I don't believe u
User avatar #4903737 - jmezfm (05/25/2014) [-]
we dont do porn sry
User avatar #4903713 - nippuhl (05/25/2014) [-]
Damn Jame youre hot
User avatar #4903711 - fables (05/25/2014) [-]
dayum lub
you hot af
#4903712 - lub (05/25/2014) [-]
pretty as a peach
#4903703 - I do indeed. We've been together since February. What makes yo… 05/25/2014 on Play items 0
#4903696 - >implying 05/25/2014 on Play items 0
#4903694 - girlfriend bought batman lingerie for when i go visit her. hell. yes.  [+] (20 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Play items +1
#4903702 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
you don't have a girlfriend
#4903709 - jmezfm (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm going for a run so i wont be able to respond but heres a pic for proof
#4903759 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
Her legs are decent, but her face is just.... mehhhhh
User avatar #4903739 - quincyadam (05/25/2014) [-]
saved.
#4903722 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
you guys are fucking adorable
User avatar #4903717 - mossyflipflops (05/25/2014) [-]
flip flop flip flop

well DONE!!

flip flop flip flop
#4903715 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
sex pics or I don't believe u
User avatar #4903737 - jmezfm (05/25/2014) [-]
we dont do porn sry
User avatar #4903713 - nippuhl (05/25/2014) [-]
Damn Jame youre hot
User avatar #4903711 - fables (05/25/2014) [-]
dayum lub
you hot af
#4903712 - lub (05/25/2014) [-]
pretty as a peach
User avatar #4903703 - jmezfm (05/25/2014) [-]
I do indeed. We've been together since February. What makes you say that I dont?
User avatar #4903695 - lub (05/25/2014) [-]
thats so sweet of ied
User avatar #4903705 - fables (05/25/2014) [-]
bullshit, we know it's you lub
you can't put this one on ied
#4903706 - lub (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #4903707 - fables (05/25/2014) [-]
I want pics
#4903708 - lub (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #4903710 - fables (05/25/2014) [-]
jmezfm I want pics
User avatar #4903700 - lub (05/25/2014) [-]
hadnt read his comment before i wrote this, kinda seems inappropriate now but oh well
User avatar #4903696 - jmezfm (05/25/2014) [-]
>implying
#1041 - ok thznk you sory 05/23/2014 on JamesWolf's profile 0
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you nigga
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
41124
12423
23526735
User avatar #6915 - Sunset (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
#6910 - Tenxseiga (03/30/2014) [-]
Eat shit and die
User avatar #6911 to #6910 - jmezfm (03/30/2014) [-]
you're annoying
#6943 to #6911 - Tenxseiga (04/11/2014) [-]
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
User avatar #6909 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/22/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 74** dubs for all your fj points
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