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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:11/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#18281
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Highest Comment Rank:#123
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Total Comments Made:35431
FJ Points:329508
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#3778753 - dat counter troll  [+] (14 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3778766 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
oh my, this script seems convenient
User avatar #3778767 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
its beautiful
User avatar #3778770 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
the fuck does the "a" button do?
User avatar #3778773 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs up/down all anonymous users on the page
User avatar #3778777 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
is "remove thumb" basically "thumbs down" but if the comment has 0 thumbs it won't thumb them down?
User avatar #3778782 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
no, if you thumb something up/down, it will remove those thumbs as if you never thumbed it at all
User avatar #3778789 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
wish the "a" button affected everyone on the page
User avatar #3778793 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
if you just click thumbs up or thumbs down, that affects everyone
User avatar #3778796 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
i came here just to notify you of that... this'll be fun
User avatar #3778803 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
one other thing, if you're typing in a users name after clicking the 'u', you can just type part of their name, but it has to be correct (like capital letters, spaces, whatever)
User avatar #3778798 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
lol are you having fun thumbing all my comments down? lol
User avatar #3778810 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
nah i'm entering you in the "thumbs up" section after, don't worry

and thanks for the info
User avatar #3778811 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
aha awesome thanks
User avatar #3778799 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
oh wait nvm lol ill get you, too
#3778749 - hahaha oh kharon  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778756 - pogs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3778759 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
i did not see that for i was collecting fabric

but lol thats really funny
#3778747 - I've always loved u bb  [+] (16 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3778750 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
ya not the first few weeks of our "relationship"
User avatar #3778753 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
dat countertroll
User avatar #3778766 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
oh my, this script seems convenient
User avatar #3778767 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
its beautiful
User avatar #3778770 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
the fuck does the "a" button do?
User avatar #3778773 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs up/down all anonymous users on the page
User avatar #3778777 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
is "remove thumb" basically "thumbs down" but if the comment has 0 thumbs it won't thumb them down?
User avatar #3778782 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
no, if you thumb something up/down, it will remove those thumbs as if you never thumbed it at all
User avatar #3778789 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
wish the "a" button affected everyone on the page
User avatar #3778793 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
if you just click thumbs up or thumbs down, that affects everyone
User avatar #3778796 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
i came here just to notify you of that... this'll be fun
User avatar #3778803 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
one other thing, if you're typing in a users name after clicking the 'u', you can just type part of their name, but it has to be correct (like capital letters, spaces, whatever)
User avatar #3778798 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
lol are you having fun thumbing all my comments down? lol
User avatar #3778810 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
nah i'm entering you in the "thumbs up" section after, don't worry

and thanks for the info
User avatar #3778811 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
aha awesome thanks
User avatar #3778799 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
oh wait nvm lol ill get you, too
#3778744 - btw it only took me ~3 minutes to get the whole thing done 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778740 - good good thanks posttwo and that other guy!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3779013 - posttwo (05/25/2013) [-]
irvea <3
User avatar #3779438 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
posttwo <3
#3778735 - somebody's on their period sea of red thumbs and sea … 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778733 - its so helpful though  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3778737 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
hmmm fine i'll look into it
User avatar #3778744 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
btw it only took me ~3 minutes to get the whole thing done
User avatar #3778740 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
good good
thanks posttwo and that other guy!
User avatar #3779013 - posttwo (05/25/2013) [-]
irvea <3
User avatar #3779438 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
posttwo <3
#3778730 - lol iamyourgodboston blocked me now lol  [+] (25 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items 0
#3778745 - pogs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3778749 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
hahaha
oh kharon
#3778756 - pogs has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3778759 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
i did not see that for i was collecting fabric

but lol thats really funny
User avatar #3778743 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
and you all claim that i'm the pathetic callow moron on this board

i've always known what i was saying
User avatar #3778752 - genericnickname (05/25/2013) [-]
I want to be the first to apologize.
You are most definitely not a pathetic callow moron.
people like boston are showing that to me now.
User avatar #3778747 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
I've always loved u bb
User avatar #3778750 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
ya not the first few weeks of our "relationship"
User avatar #3778753 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
dat countertroll
User avatar #3778766 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
oh my, this script seems convenient
User avatar #3778767 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
its beautiful
User avatar #3778770 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
the fuck does the "a" button do?
User avatar #3778773 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
thumbs up/down all anonymous users on the page
User avatar #3778777 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
is "remove thumb" basically "thumbs down" but if the comment has 0 thumbs it won't thumb them down?
User avatar #3778782 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
no, if you thumb something up/down, it will remove those thumbs as if you never thumbed it at all
User avatar #3778789 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
wish the "a" button affected everyone on the page
User avatar #3778793 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
if you just click thumbs up or thumbs down, that affects everyone
User avatar #3778796 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
i came here just to notify you of that... this'll be fun
User avatar #3778803 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
one other thing, if you're typing in a users name after clicking the 'u', you can just type part of their name, but it has to be correct (like capital letters, spaces, whatever)
User avatar #3778798 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
lol are you having fun thumbing all my comments down? lol
User avatar #3778810 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
nah i'm entering you in the "thumbs up" section after, don't worry

and thanks for the info
User avatar #3778811 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
aha awesome thanks
User avatar #3778799 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
oh wait nvm lol ill get you, too
User avatar #3778732 - asheyboo (05/25/2013) [-]
he defriended me
User avatar #3778735 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
somebody's on their period

sea of red thumbs and sea of red blood
#3778729 - go on then search post.two (no period) and then download it …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3779441 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
Next time just give people the link: bit.ly/funnyjunk-tool
User avatar #3779443 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
Also, why the hell do people in items always thumb everyone down?
User avatar #3779706 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
thats a good question

and thank you for the link!
User avatar #3778731 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
eh nevermind i'll just thumb people down manually
User avatar #3778733 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
its so helpful though
User avatar #3778737 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
hmmm fine i'll look into it
User avatar #3778744 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
btw it only took me ~3 minutes to get the whole thing done
User avatar #3778740 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
good good
thanks posttwo and that other guy!
User avatar #3779013 - posttwo (05/25/2013) [-]
irvea <3
User avatar #3779438 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
posttwo <3
#3778724 - i love how, with the script, you can type in a username and th…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3778727 - genericnickname (05/25/2013) [-]
Whaaat?

thats awweeesommeee
User avatar #3778726 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
give me this script
User avatar #3778729 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
go on userscripts.org then search post.two (no period) and then download it

you might need tampermonkey if you're using chrome
User avatar #3779441 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
Next time just give people the link: bit.ly/funnyjunk-tool
User avatar #3779443 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
Also, why the hell do people in items always thumb everyone down?
User avatar #3779706 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
thats a good question

and thank you for the link!
User avatar #3778731 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
eh nevermind i'll just thumb people down manually
User avatar #3778733 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
its so helpful though
User avatar #3778737 - FightClub (05/25/2013) [-]
hmmm fine i'll look into it
User avatar #3778744 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
btw it only took me ~3 minutes to get the whole thing done
User avatar #3778740 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
good good
thanks posttwo and that other guy!
User avatar #3779013 - posttwo (05/25/2013) [-]
irvea <3
User avatar #3779438 - irvea (05/25/2013) [-]
posttwo <3
User avatar #3778728 - valesthesia (05/25/2013) [-]
i second this
#3778713 - ty friend 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778710 - dont start this now the board is just going to be him spam… 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778706 - tahnks m8 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778703 - ******* took me long enough god damn  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3778708 - asheyboo (05/25/2013) [-]
congratss
User avatar #3778713 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
ty friend
User avatar #3778705 - idrinkslurm (05/25/2013) [-]
congrats!
User avatar #3778706 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
tahnks m8
#3778644 - thank you pogs!!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778646 - pogs has deleted their comment.
#3778623 - buying linen fabric 650 more no one is selling pls help  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3778626 - valesthesia (05/25/2013) [-]
i know that feel
#3778527 - buying linen fabric trying to finish badge tonight lik… 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778461 - buying linen fabric and gem recipes and ore  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3778467 - demigodofmadness (05/25/2013) [-]
Selling ore for RiTs, slimes, kill bills or obamas children.
#3778433 - neckbeard 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778380 - **jmezfm rolls 74** dubs for jmezfm's toastformer  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3778409 - retardizard (05/25/2013) [-]
**retardizard rolls 53**
User avatar #3778397 - demigodofmadness (05/25/2013) [-]
How come only 2 people rolled?
User avatar #3778404 - demigodofmadness (05/25/2013) [-]
i don't get the joke
User avatar #3778392 - bitchitroll (05/25/2013) [-]
**bitchitroll rolls 08** gib
#3778281 - yeah that counts 05/25/2013 on Play items -1
#3778278 - **jmezfm rolls 5**  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3778282 - admit (05/25/2013) [-]
**admit rolls 3**
User avatar #3778281 - jmezfm (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah that counts
#3778190 - a true hero of fj 05/25/2013 on Play items +1
#3778177 - <3 05/25/2013 on Play items +1
#3778171 - I never participate in giveaways as to give other users a chan…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Play items 0
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
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