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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:8/10/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#15572
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
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Subscribers:142
Content Views:739878
Times Content Favorited:6136 times
Total Comments Made:35435
FJ Points:329318
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latest user's comments

#3785077 - you're so pretty though  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Play items +2
#3785083 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785074 - ok  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Play items +2
#3785075 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785077 - jmezfm (05/27/2013) [-]
you're so pretty though
#3785083 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785066 - Comment deleted  [+] (19 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Play items +1
#3785073 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785076 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
you have that as profile picture what does it change to post it on the board
#3785078 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785090 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
maybe large, but not big haha
#3785092 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785091 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
hm, that joke wouldve worked better in german
#3785094 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785102 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
that wasnt even perverted, just nice haha
and why do you hate looking at your own picture? i could look at it all day
#3785105 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785111 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
i dont wanna be cheesy, but i really didnt find any flaws haha
#3785114 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785123 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785118 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
no reason for blushing, im sure youre getting told that pretty often!
#3785124 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785127 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #3785074 - jmezfm (05/27/2013) [-]
ok
#3785075 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785077 - jmezfm (05/27/2013) [-]
you're so pretty though
#3785083 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785054 - damn it feels good to be a gangster  [+] (23 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Play items +1
#3785062 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785068 - funnyjunknerdd (05/27/2013) [-]
stop being pretty
thank u
#3785086 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785066 - jmezfm has deleted their comment.
#3785073 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785076 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
you have that as profile picture what does it change to post it on the board
#3785078 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785090 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
maybe large, but not big haha
#3785092 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785091 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
hm, that joke wouldve worked better in german
#3785094 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785102 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
that wasnt even perverted, just nice haha
and why do you hate looking at your own picture? i could look at it all day
#3785105 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785111 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
i dont wanna be cheesy, but i really didnt find any flaws haha
#3785114 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785123 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785118 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
no reason for blushing, im sure youre getting told that pretty often!
#3785124 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785127 - rototheta (05/27/2013) [-]
no problem!
User avatar #3785074 - jmezfm (05/27/2013) [-]
ok
#3785075 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3785077 - jmezfm (05/27/2013) [-]
you're so pretty though
#3785083 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3785034 - damn it feels good to be a gangster  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Play items -1
#3785045 - genericnickname (05/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #3785044 - demigodofmadness (05/27/2013) [-]
Is that a boy or a girl?
#3784982 - no she's actually really attractive 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784964 - yayyy 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784955 - we want to see you and we want you to see us  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784958 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784964 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
yayyy
#3784950 - can you join this chatroom  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784953 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784955 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
we want to see you and we want you to see us
#3784958 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784964 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
yayyy
#3784939 - shutyourmustache are you here?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784944 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784950 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
can you join this chatroom

tinychat.com/jorgethemaster
#3784953 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784955 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
we want to see you and we want you to see us
#3784958 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784964 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
yayyy
#3784870 - flat stanley 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784862 - friendtoall jorgethemaster blastizard nillabonbon …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3784884 - jorgethemaster (05/26/2013) [-]
If you're in my room, can you get in my bed please ok thanks
#3784871 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3784869 - retrochris (05/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3784866 - blastizard (05/26/2013) [-]
Jamaicans stole my bed
#3784865 - oncey has deleted their comment.
#3784870 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
flat stanley
#3784843 - landmines ********* shanker plart iu…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items +2
#3796737 - invshika (05/29/2013) [-]
bring it
User avatar #3796740 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Hey!!
User avatar #3784882 - asheyboo (05/26/2013) [-]
YAY IM SAFE
#3784856 - iudicium has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3784854 - demigodofmadness (05/26/2013) [-]
Yes! I'm safe!
#3784850 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3784862 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
friendtoall
jorgethemaster
blastizard
nillabonbon
oncey
retrochris
heist
cockgoblins

look under your beds becuase i might b ther
User avatar #3784884 - jorgethemaster (05/26/2013) [-]
If you're in my room, can you get in my bed please ok thanks
#3784871 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3784869 - retrochris (05/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3784866 - blastizard (05/26/2013) [-]
Jamaicans stole my bed
#3784865 - oncey has deleted their comment.
#3784870 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
flat stanley
User avatar #3784844 - PopcornViking (05/26/2013) [-]
the butthurt ballistic
#3784816 - i still miss you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3784817 - vegeta (05/26/2013) [-]
okay, beautiful.
#3784811 - i miss you  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3784814 - vegeta (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm still around. I just don't play.
User avatar #3784816 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
i still miss you
User avatar #3784817 - vegeta (05/26/2013) [-]
okay, beautiful.
#3784799 - buying ore  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784812 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3784556 - thank u donkeyfetus <#$@ 05/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3784383 - ahhhh keylog ahhhh 05/26/2013 on Play items -1
#3784374 - my dick doesnt bleed love though it bleeds semen semen… 05/26/2013 on Play items -1
#3784368 - dont suck my dick babe suck my heart 05/26/2013 on Play items +1
#3784354 - sorry igneel i need that 05/26/2013 on Play items -2
#3784135 - i know dont worry 05/26/2013 on Play items -1
#3784126 - yeah ill try  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3784131 - charpmike (05/26/2013) [-]
that actually want me...
User avatar #3784135 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
i know
dont worry
User avatar #3784133 - charpmike (05/26/2013) [-]
*wasnt
#3784138 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
4 minutes ago, your first post
3 minutes ago, anon's first post,
2 minutes ago, anon's second post. tooootes not you
User avatar #3784166 - charpmike (05/26/2013) [-]
the "i enjoy them" was me. not the can you go fuck yourself
#3784144 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
it wasn't faggot.
#3784109 - can you stop posting such a long message  [+] (10 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Play items -1
#3784121 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
can you go fuck yourself.
#3784128 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
lol at how this anon is obviously charp
User avatar #3784126 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
yeah ill try
User avatar #3784131 - charpmike (05/26/2013) [-]
that actually want me...
User avatar #3784135 - jmezfm (05/26/2013) [-]
i know
dont worry
User avatar #3784133 - charpmike (05/26/2013) [-]
*wasnt
#3784138 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
4 minutes ago, your first post
3 minutes ago, anon's first post,
2 minutes ago, anon's second post. tooootes not you
User avatar #3784166 - charpmike (05/26/2013) [-]
the "i enjoy them" was me. not the can you go fuck yourself
#3784144 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
it wasn't faggot.
#3784111 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
i enjoy them
#3784091 - implying hes on items  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Play items -2
User avatar #3784097 - asheyboo (05/26/2013) [-]
"he used to"
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
#6944 - Sunset ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6915 - Sunset ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
User avatar #6911 to #6910 - jmezfm (03/30/2014) [-]
you're annoying
#6943 to #6911 - Tenxseiga (04/11/2014) [-]
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
User avatar #6909 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/22/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 74** dubs for all your fj points
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