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jmezfm

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:5/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14428
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70792 total,  77597 ,  6805
Comment Thumbs: 17049 total,  25848 ,  8799
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 85.4% (854/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:742108
Times Content Favorited:6129 times
Total Comments Made:36022
FJ Points:317668
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
You're on my profile, so you might as well friend me.

latest user's comments

#3864386 - someone's angry at me lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Play items +1
#3864388 - nippuhl (06/12/2013) [-]
we stop at nothing
#3864382 - >"want too much" ok but there are 7 out …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #3864409 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I value 9000 * 10000, or 90million item points a lot higher than 5k rits, and like I've said before, if the item is ugly or stupid in some way I may deliberately avoid it unless it isn't hard to get, and the ban phanact thing is dumb, not as dumb as a poop item, but close...

anyway I can see you overvalue that item, so I won't bother asking about it again
User avatar #3864425 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok but you can ask anyone ores other than demonic/angelic are 2:1 with RITs, so yeah that's 5k RITs.

you're being a huge jew with this.
I'm not overvaluing it at all, seeing as there are 7 in circulation, so 10k fab ore and 23 crystal pigs are just in no way worth an item that has 7 in circulation.

Alice has 22 in circulation and doesn't even go for 400k rits, so and item with 7 in circulation is clearly worth equal or greater value regardless of the fact that it's "an ugly text item"

just because you undervalue it doesn't mean I'm gonna sell it for a low price.
User avatar #3864450 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't want the item anymore. I don't trade for items I don't want. If I don't like an item, I don't pay much for it, and I also don't sell ore for nothing. I'd rather give my ore free to fullretard than sell it at that price.

I really don't care how much of an item is in circulation if I don't like it. I evaluate rarity and item points in the context of leaderboards and 'do I like this item', respectively, so I'll disagree with you on some values. I only asked about the crap text item because you don't have pet crates for pigs. Thanks anyway.
#3864496 - fullretard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864464 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok but how much you like an item doesn't change it's price.
User avatar #3864468 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
yes it does, it changes how much I pay on it or sell it for, it might not change the price you charge, but it changes the price I pay, and if those prices don't align it means no sale
User avatar #3864432 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2013) [-]
^^^
#3864367 - no they're worth more but thanks for trying  [+] (10 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3864374 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
ugly text items don't excite me, I'm fine with never getting them if people want too much
User avatar #3864385 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2013) [-]
....
User avatar #3864382 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
>"want too much"

ok but there are 7 out there and 10k fab ore is 5k rits
crystal pigs are pretty worthless other than for point value i suppose, so 23 is like 2k rits

an item that has 7 in circulation is not worth 7k rits ok?
User avatar #3864409 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I value 9000 * 10000, or 90million item points a lot higher than 5k rits, and like I've said before, if the item is ugly or stupid in some way I may deliberately avoid it unless it isn't hard to get, and the ban phanact thing is dumb, not as dumb as a poop item, but close...

anyway I can see you overvalue that item, so I won't bother asking about it again
User avatar #3864425 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok but you can ask anyone ores other than demonic/angelic are 2:1 with RITs, so yeah that's 5k RITs.

you're being a huge jew with this.
I'm not overvaluing it at all, seeing as there are 7 in circulation, so 10k fab ore and 23 crystal pigs are just in no way worth an item that has 7 in circulation.

Alice has 22 in circulation and doesn't even go for 400k rits, so and item with 7 in circulation is clearly worth equal or greater value regardless of the fact that it's "an ugly text item"

just because you undervalue it doesn't mean I'm gonna sell it for a low price.
User avatar #3864450 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't want the item anymore. I don't trade for items I don't want. If I don't like an item, I don't pay much for it, and I also don't sell ore for nothing. I'd rather give my ore free to fullretard than sell it at that price.

I really don't care how much of an item is in circulation if I don't like it. I evaluate rarity and item points in the context of leaderboards and 'do I like this item', respectively, so I'll disagree with you on some values. I only asked about the crap text item because you don't have pet crates for pigs. Thanks anyway.
#3864496 - fullretard has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864464 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok but how much you like an item doesn't change it's price.
User avatar #3864468 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
yes it does, it changes how much I pay on it or sell it for, it might not change the price you charge, but it changes the price I pay, and if those prices don't align it means no sale
User avatar #3864432 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2013) [-]
^^^
#3864351 - uh oh i dont have any  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864353 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3864347 - thank you stonedsimon 06/12/2013 on Play items +2
#3864345 - ok then im not gonna buy it 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864344 - ok they're not worth a lot at all but what do you want  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #3864351 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
uh oh i dont have any
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#3864339 - im not gonna buy just one 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864332 - im buying them what do you want  [+] (6 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864334 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3864338 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864344 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok they're not worth a lot at all but what do you want
#3864349 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864351 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
uh oh i dont have any
#3864353 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3864328 - also buying blue crystal pigs  [+] (20 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3864360 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I've got 23 extra, want to trade me one of those 6/7 text items you got for the pigs and 10k fab ore?
User avatar #3864367 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
no they're worth more but thanks for trying
User avatar #3864374 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
ugly text items don't excite me, I'm fine with never getting them if people want too much
User avatar #3864385 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2013) [-]
....
User avatar #3864382 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
>"want too much"

ok but there are 7 out there and 10k fab ore is 5k rits
crystal pigs are pretty worthless other than for point value i suppose, so 23 is like 2k rits

an item that has 7 in circulation is not worth 7k rits ok?
User avatar #3864409 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I value 9000 * 10000, or 90million item points a lot higher than 5k rits, and like I've said before, if the item is ugly or stupid in some way I may deliberately avoid it unless it isn't hard to get, and the ban phanact thing is dumb, not as dumb as a poop item, but close...

anyway I can see you overvalue that item, so I won't bother asking about it again
User avatar #3864425 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok but you can ask anyone ores other than demonic/angelic are 2:1 with RITs, so yeah that's 5k RITs.

you're being a huge jew with this.
I'm not overvaluing it at all, seeing as there are 7 in circulation, so 10k fab ore and 23 crystal pigs are just in no way worth an item that has 7 in circulation.

Alice has 22 in circulation and doesn't even go for 400k rits, so and item with 7 in circulation is clearly worth equal or greater value regardless of the fact that it's "an ugly text item"

just because you undervalue it doesn't mean I'm gonna sell it for a low price.
User avatar #3864450 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't want the item anymore. I don't trade for items I don't want. If I don't like an item, I don't pay much for it, and I also don't sell ore for nothing. I'd rather give my ore free to fullretard than sell it at that price.

I really don't care how much of an item is in circulation if I don't like it. I evaluate rarity and item points in the context of leaderboards and 'do I like this item', respectively, so I'll disagree with you on some values. I only asked about the crap text item because you don't have pet crates for pigs. Thanks anyway.
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User avatar #3864464 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok but how much you like an item doesn't change it's price.
User avatar #3864468 - DrAlt (06/12/2013) [-]
yes it does, it changes how much I pay on it or sell it for, it might not change the price you charge, but it changes the price I pay, and if those prices don't align it means no sale
User avatar #3864432 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2013) [-]
^^^
#3864329 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864332 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
im buying them
what do you want
#3864334 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3864338 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864344 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
ok they're not worth a lot at all but what do you want
#3864349 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864351 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
uh oh i dont have any
#3864353 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3864325 - buying ore selling rits 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864305 - buying ore 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864143 - buying 06/12/2013 on Play items +1
#3864125 - hahahah 06/12/2013 on Play items +1
#3864121 - buying fab/uranium ore selling rit 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864102 - lucanidae  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3864114 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
hmm.... really???? I remember lucanidae from before masturbator was deleted.

(also sorry for all notifications mate)
#3864093 - i dont know her username but she's here  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3864095 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
she hasn't told anyone to my knowledge
User avatar #3864102 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
lucanidae
User avatar #3864114 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
hmm.... really???? I remember lucanidae from before masturbator was deleted.

(also sorry for all notifications mate)
#3864084 - implying shes not here  [+] (11 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3864089 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
well I mean, she's on anon, but I wish she was like HERE you know?
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User avatar #3864101 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
what? no way....
#3864103 - demonoids has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864109 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
but.... I've known lucanidae from before she deleted masturbator?
#3864119 - demonoids has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3864133 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
hmm.... I'll reserve judgement until I see for myself. They don't seem to be the same people....
User avatar #3864093 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
i dont know her username but she's here
User avatar #3864095 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
she hasn't told anyone to my knowledge
User avatar #3864102 - jmezfm (06/12/2013) [-]
lucanidae
User avatar #3864114 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
hmm.... really???? I remember lucanidae from before masturbator was deleted.

(also sorry for all notifications mate)
#3864035 - WOW! THANKS!!!! 06/12/2013 on Play items 0
#3864015 - ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3864050 - CottonTail (06/12/2013) [-]
hehehe, can you imagine?
#3863925 - yayay finished thanks nippuhl  [+] (8 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3863950 - dildoes (06/12/2013) [-]
LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?! WELL YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE?
User avatar #3863955 - nippuhl (06/12/2013) [-]
trolied hard
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User avatar #3863938 - heylookitsdubs (06/12/2013) [-]
mmmmmm
User avatar #3863933 - bluemoonz (06/12/2013) [-]
we need new crystal items.
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User avatar #3863930 - nippuhl (06/12/2013) [-]
yw though
User avatar #3863927 - nippuhl (06/12/2013) [-]
#buyingcoin
#6121 - ill send you trades soon hold on 06/11/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
#6120 - hold on 06/11/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
#2918 - mhm 06/11/2013 on ied's profile 0
#2916 - yeah that was from mike im opening them now 06/11/2013 on ied's profile 0

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Total unique items point value: 126060 / Total items point value: 707970

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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
#7025 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
that u in the bottom pic ya
User avatar #7026 to #7025 - jmezfm (3 hours ago) [-]
if u ask nicely ill be anything you want
#7027 to #7026 - hongkongdingdong (3 hours ago) [-]
can u pls be my *******
User avatar #7028 to #7027 - jmezfm (3 hours ago) [-]
lol at items getting shut down
#7029 to #7028 - hongkongdingdong (3 hours ago) [-]
it was all jorges fault.

admin is ******* hilarious tho.

are you a cuckold white boy?
User avatar #7030 to #7029 - jmezfm (3 hours ago) [-]
****** jorge

i think this whole thing will never blow over and admin should just give all the people their items back from pre-reset
User avatar #7031 to #7030 - jmezfm (3 hours ago) [-]
But like only those and you can't pick anymore up
#7032 to #7031 - hongkongdingdong (3 hours ago) [-]
landmines would be king again
for life
User avatar #7033 to #7032 - jmezfm (3 hours ago) [-]
akshully ffyou would, i gave away most of my **** right before the reset so it wouldn't quite effect me
#7034 to #7033 - hongkongdingdong (1 hour ago) [-]
ah. that guy gets banned and unbanned every week lol.
User avatar #7003 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
ty bb ilysm
User avatar #7004 to #7003 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
did you used to have a different account like how do I know you.
User avatar #7005 to #7004 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
wethepixelisgod
User avatar #7006 to #7005 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
ohhhh so balloonicorn
User avatar #7007 to #7006 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
no. wethepixelisgod
User avatar #7008 to #7007 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
right so balloonicorn
User avatar #7009 to #7008 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
nope.
iambukowski-1st acc
wethepixelisgod-2nd
cann-3rd
laymedown-4th
itemsss-5th
User avatar #7010 to #7009 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
oh ok so ballonicorn
User avatar #7012 to #7011 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
Balloonicorn was the only person who knew about that video
User avatar #7014 to #7013 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
balloonicorn used to say o
User avatar #7015 to #7014 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
yeah its me
User avatar #7016 to #7015 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
I knew it all along.
User avatar #7018 to #7017 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
balloonicorn cant smoke bcuz he'd pop
User avatar #7019 to #7018 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
oh **** i remember that guy. loooong ago
User avatar #7020 to #7019 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
of course you remember yourself
User avatar #7022 to #7021 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
Balloonicorn could never shut his mouth for he was but a balloon
User avatar #7023 to #7022 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
i know for i am he
User avatar #7002 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/25/2014) [-]
can i have a ride in your dads maybach?
User avatar #7001 - jorgethemaster (12/23/2014) [-]
Bean dip.
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ubuntu
User avatar #6998 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Replace the pet crates with 3 scribes in our trade, and you're good.
#6994 - mossyflipflops (12/14/2014) [-]
dididi-peng
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - jmezfm (12/15/2014) [-]
Widdly diddly
#6996 to #6995 - mossyflipflops (12/16/2014) [-]
what r u doing now?
User avatar #6997 to #6996 - jmezfm (12/16/2014) [-]
I dunno just hanging out
User avatar #6993 - ied (12/12/2014) [-]
selling fj badge?
User avatar #6989 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
hi jamez
User avatar #6991 to #6990 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 to #6991 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
User avatar #6987 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
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