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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:11/25/2014
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Comment Ranking:#14722
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16822 total,  25575 ,  8753
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:740737
Times Content Favorited:6131 times
Total Comments Made:35517
FJ Points:325003
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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latest user's comments

#3808723 - >2013 >not needing iron ore 05/31/2013 on Play items +1
#3808719 - dying alone 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
#3808717 - take me away  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
#3808721 - meelo (05/31/2013) [-]
With the bus?
#3808462 - ok i believe you I just wanted to know because if it was funny… 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
#7038 - sorry im not buying tin/copper/silver/gold anymore. 05/31/2013 on lyraheartstrings's profile 0
#3808327 - anyone know why fj was down?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3808332 - genericnickname (05/31/2013) [-]
Could have been maintenance
#3808206 - oh cool nice 05/31/2013 on Play items -1
#3808184 - do you need some to make a caterpillar because you can take 3 …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3808189 - DrAlt (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm good, I was one of the first three people to get the caterpillar, I got 2 red balls on the first drop. Thanks though.
User avatar #3808206 - jmezfm (05/31/2013) [-]
oh cool
nice
#3808166 - do caterpillar balls still drop?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3808179 - DrAlt (05/31/2013) [-]
I have not seen any of them since I started again this month, so if they do, the rate is super low.
User avatar #3808184 - jmezfm (05/31/2013) [-]
do you need some to make a caterpillar because you can take 3 of each for just like 1k copper ore or something if you need them
User avatar #3808189 - DrAlt (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm good, I was one of the first three people to get the caterpillar, I got 2 red balls on the first drop. Thanks though.
User avatar #3808206 - jmezfm (05/31/2013) [-]
oh cool
nice
#3808150 - asheyboo can you tell me what you tweeted of me  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3808374 - asheyboo (05/31/2013) [-]
Litterslly nothing. You can request to look.
User avatar #3808462 - jmezfm (05/31/2013) [-]
ok i believe you I just wanted to know because if it was funny it would be.. well.. funny.

yeah you can post whatever you want of me btw
#3808141 - oh yeah it was sexy as **** 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
#3808139 - anyone know what stack the chests/keys are in?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Play items -1
#3808143 - iamnecessary has deleted their comment.
#6000 - >tfw not selling gamblers  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
#6001 - iamnecessary has deleted their comment.
#736 - i think nippuhl knows  [+] (19 new replies) 05/31/2013 on demigodofmadness's profile 0
User avatar #737 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
He must. Maybe he'll tell me, I guess I'll just wait and see.
User avatar #740 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #741 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Hey, do you know who else owns dragons? So far my list is:
jme.zfm
ffff.you
camper.dude x2
mar.tiini
donkey.fetus
User avatar #750 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
ya i do
User avatar #752 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Hey that's great!
Would you please share that information with me?
User avatar #753 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #755 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I'd really appreciate it.
User avatar #758 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
**nippuhl rolled a random comment #2374012 posted by jackalcureofprusia at Friendly ** :
SHIT ON A TOWEL, REFOLD IT.
User avatar #760 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I did. Will you tell me now?
#765 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#766 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Can you say no to 126 of these faces?
User avatar #768 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #770 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
That wasn't a no.
User avatar #772 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #775 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
But on the real though, will you please tell me? It's the last item I want for my collection.
User avatar #777 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
They're all on inactive accounts anyway.
User avatar #779 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I figured as much, I want to at least see if I can find a new item they want more though.
User avatar #759 - jackalcureofprusia (05/31/2013) [-]
Why are my fuckest comments always rolled?
User avatar #761 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
**nippuhl rolled a random comment #3807259 posted by snapps at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
refreshed
finally
then go to bed!
#733 - sorry bro, i just don't sell uniques, as you know.  [+] (24 new replies) 05/31/2013 on demigodofmadness's profile 0
User avatar #734 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Yea I do. But I want to send the trade to everyone with a dragon.
User avatar #780 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Do you know what inactive means.
User avatar #781 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm hoping if I leave a comment one day they'll log on for shits and giggles and then suddenly decide to item again. It's a long shot, but it's how inspirational movies are started.
User avatar #735 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I still need to find where the other 3 are though.
User avatar #736 - jmezfm (05/31/2013) [-]
i think nippuhl knows
User avatar #737 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
He must. Maybe he'll tell me, I guess I'll just wait and see.
User avatar #740 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #741 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Hey, do you know who else owns dragons? So far my list is:
jme.zfm
ffff.you
camper.dude x2
mar.tiini
donkey.fetus
User avatar #750 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
ya i do
User avatar #752 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Hey that's great!
Would you please share that information with me?
User avatar #753 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
idk
User avatar #755 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I'd really appreciate it.
User avatar #758 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
**nippuhl rolled a random comment #2374012 posted by jackalcureofprusia at Friendly ** :
SHIT ON A TOWEL, REFOLD IT.
User avatar #760 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I did. Will you tell me now?
#765 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#766 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
Can you say no to 126 of these faces?
User avatar #768 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #770 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
That wasn't a no.
User avatar #772 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #775 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
But on the real though, will you please tell me? It's the last item I want for my collection.
User avatar #777 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
They're all on inactive accounts anyway.
User avatar #779 - demigodofmadness (05/31/2013) [-]
I figured as much, I want to at least see if I can find a new item they want more though.
User avatar #759 - jackalcureofprusia (05/31/2013) [-]
Why are my fuckest comments always rolled?
User avatar #761 - nippuhl (05/31/2013) [-]
**nippuhl rolled a random comment #3807259 posted by snapps at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** :
refreshed
finally
then go to bed!
#3808080 - can you do another without the doge so i can see your real fac… 05/31/2013 on Play items -1
#3808039 - also hi  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #3808044 - jorgethemaster (05/31/2013) [-]
Hey James
#3808036 - wtf lost chests? 05/31/2013 on Play items -1
#3806897 - secret lovers 05/31/2013 on Play items +1
#3806879 - is this a rare IRL thread? ok yea itemmaaan 05/31/2013 on Play items +1
#210 - that was creative  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on heylookitsdubs's profile 0
User avatar #211 - heylookitsdubs (05/31/2013) [-]
thanks i try
#1269 - I AM WHO I AM  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on asheyboo's profile 0
#1270 - asheyboo (05/31/2013) [-]
SHOW OF THAT BODY
#3806774 - gimme pizza gimme ore 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
#3806735 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3806750 - funnyjunknerdd (05/31/2013) [-]
add plart to it
#42 - oh yeah sorry forgot to mention im not buying copper/tin/silver  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on ghoulish's profile 0
User avatar #43 - ghoulish (05/31/2013) [-]
mmkay
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6987 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
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