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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#12683
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16851 total,  25643 ,  8792
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:741033
Times Content Favorited:6131 times
Total Comments Made:35676
FJ Points:325036
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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#5046762 - wait what where did rolling numbers go  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5046763 - playerdous (12/18/2014) [-]
*roll 1, 2* I think like this
User avatar #5046766 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
User avatar #5046767 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
WHERE ARE THE DINNER ROLLS
User avatar #5046769 - playerdous (12/18/2014) [-]
**playerdous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**playerdous rolls 21**
User avatar #5047075 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
**jmezfm used "*roll 2, 1-99*"**
**jmezfm rolls 15**
**jmezfm rolls 31**
User avatar #5047076 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhhh
User avatar #5047077 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
**jmezfm used "*roll 1, 0-2*"**
**jmezfm rolls 2**
User avatar #5046764 - playerdous (12/18/2014) [-]
Nope
#5046758 - *roll 2* i missed you like a fat kid misses dubs  [+] (10 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5046762 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
wait what where did rolling numbers go
User avatar #5046763 - playerdous (12/18/2014) [-]
*roll 1, 2* I think like this
User avatar #5046766 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
*roll 1*
User avatar #5046767 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
WHERE ARE THE DINNER ROLLS
User avatar #5046769 - playerdous (12/18/2014) [-]
**playerdous used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**playerdous rolls 21**
User avatar #5047075 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
**jmezfm used "*roll 2, 1-99*"**
**jmezfm rolls 15**
**jmezfm rolls 31**
User avatar #5047076 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhhh
User avatar #5047077 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
**jmezfm used "*roll 1, 0-2*"**
**jmezfm rolls 2**
User avatar #5046764 - playerdous (12/18/2014) [-]
Nope
#5046759 - abject (12/18/2014) [-]
#5046757 - considering it's not in acronym form it's not reputable theref…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5046761 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
It's 100% real.
Look, it has a Nasa logo. it can't get any realer.
#5046754 - pcolquhoun 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
#5046747 - **jmezfm used "*roll rare items*"** **jmezfm rolls Wood Fab… 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
#5046745 - **jmezfm used "*roll rare items*"** **jmezfm rolls Cheese** 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
#5046743 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items +1
#5046752 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
Even Nasa wants you to give me them.
User avatar #5046757 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
considering it's not in acronym form it's not reputable therefore i don't believe it
User avatar #5046761 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
It's 100% real.
Look, it has a Nasa logo. it can't get any realer.
#5046738 - bahgger off m8  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5046741 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll bahg off after you send me them.
#5046743 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
#5046752 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
Even Nasa wants you to give me them.
User avatar #5046757 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
considering it's not in acronym form it's not reputable therefore i don't believe it
User avatar #5046761 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
It's 100% real.
Look, it has a Nasa logo. it can't get any realer.
#5046733 - PHISHING PAGE - DO NOT CLICK  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #5046737 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
Give me your sandwiches.
User avatar #5046738 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
bahgger off m8
User avatar #5046741 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
I'll bahg off after you send me them.
#5046743 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
#5046752 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
Even Nasa wants you to give me them.
User avatar #5046757 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
considering it's not in acronym form it's not reputable therefore i don't believe it
User avatar #5046761 - jorgethemaster (12/18/2014) [-]
It's 100% real.
Look, it has a Nasa logo. it can't get any realer.
User avatar #5046735 - caucasianblackbear (12/18/2014) [-]
phishing for your mom.
#5046613 - yeah sophomore year was one of my favorites. sophomor… 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
#5046495 - who would like some fuk?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items +3
User avatar #5046563 - quincyadam (12/18/2014) [-]
james pls
User avatar #5046502 - sweetkixx (12/18/2014) [-]
Depends...Is it a three-some?

PSA: I don't do that IRL...Happy with my fiance and our monogamous sex life! Just putting that out there...I don't want anyone to think I'm this weird kinky freak! Yuck!
User avatar #5046498 - idrinkslurm (12/18/2014) [-]
i'll take 7 please
User avatar #5046497 - imsugoi (12/18/2014) [-]
some wut?
#5046437 - broooo hows staples  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5046511 - weebee (12/18/2014) [-]
Staples is sick
its grat not being a freshman
I also started doing sports.. XC and Track (doing indoor right now)
User avatar #5046613 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah sophomore year was one of my favorites.

sophomore year of college is fucking awesome too.
User avatar #5046500 - weebee (12/18/2014) [-]
brooo its sick
im high
#5045773 - u CLEERLY dont appreciate!!! music wen u HEER IT !!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Play items +1
#5045774 - whiteniggers (12/17/2014) [-]
#5045769 - i do not knooooow why i would goooooo in front of youuuu and h…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #5045775 - kanatana (12/17/2014) [-]
Can ya sell me your Dwarven Chests and Keys?
#5045771 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #5045773 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
u CLEERLY dont appreciate!!! music wen u HEER IT !!!!!
#5045774 - whiteniggers (12/17/2014) [-]
#5045755 - I actually had no idea you were a girl, i just guessed and hap… 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
#5045743 - Hahahaha I'm only kidding. I have a girlfriend of 10 months, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5045753 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Yea, I see that. I just get bombarded with questions like that all the time once people find out I'm a girl. Gets old after a while. Sorry for snapping at you like that.
User avatar #5045755 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I actually had no idea you were a girl, i just guessed and happened to be correct.
#5045738 - have you ever had a threesome  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5045742 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Word of advice, sweetheart.
If you ever get off your computer and out of your little fantasy world, never talk to women.
User avatar #5045743 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
Hahahaha I'm only kidding. I have a girlfriend of 10 months, whom I just said goodbye to because she's studying abroad for the semester and I won't see her for a handful of months. I just enjoy messing with people on here
User avatar #5045753 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Yea, I see that. I just get bombarded with questions like that all the time once people find out I'm a girl. Gets old after a while. Sorry for snapping at you like that.
User avatar #5045755 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I actually had no idea you were a girl, i just guessed and happened to be correct.
#5045734 - I dont think I'm online quite often enough to get 5k  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5045737 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
#5045729 - are you guys a joint? also arent they untradeable  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5045732 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
yes, and the candy cane addict is tradeable
User avatar #5045734 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I dont think I'm online quite often enough to get 5k
User avatar #5045737 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
#5045727 - he doesnt want candy canes  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5045728 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
*we
User avatar #5045729 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
are you guys a joint?

also arent they untradeable
User avatar #5045732 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
yes, and the candy cane addict is tradeable
User avatar #5045734 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I dont think I'm online quite often enough to get 5k
User avatar #5045737 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
#5045724 - why on earth would i  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5045725 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
"donor i am now done with finals and can collect some for you. Can you remind me again what it is that you want now?"
User avatar #5045727 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
he doesnt want candy canes
User avatar #5045728 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
*we
User avatar #5045729 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
are you guys a joint?

also arent they untradeable
User avatar #5045732 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
yes, and the candy cane addict is tradeable
User avatar #5045734 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I dont think I'm online quite often enough to get 5k
User avatar #5045737 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
#5045722 - I will get new ones!! 12/17/2014 on Play items -2
#5045720 - i sent mine to bumbie i am sorrie  [+] (16 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items -1
User avatar #5048153 - bumbie (12/19/2014) [-]
lior
User avatar #5048183 - jmezfm (12/19/2014) [-]
give me back my banana
User avatar #5048184 - bumbie (12/19/2014) [-]
niqq das my banana now
User avatar #5045723 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
get 5K canes.
#5045733 - donor (12/17/2014) [-]

I'll mention you when someone asks
User avatar #5045735 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
OKEY ))
User avatar #5045724 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
why on earth would i
User avatar #5045725 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
"donor i am now done with finals and can collect some for you. Can you remind me again what it is that you want now?"
User avatar #5045727 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
he doesnt want candy canes
User avatar #5045728 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
*we
User avatar #5045729 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
are you guys a joint?

also arent they untradeable
User avatar #5045732 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
yes, and the candy cane addict is tradeable
User avatar #5045734 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I dont think I'm online quite often enough to get 5k
User avatar #5045737 - ronkfjoll (12/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #5045721 - donor (12/17/2014) [-]
np
User avatar #5045722 - jmezfm (12/17/2014) [-]
I will get new ones!!
#5045716 - good lord thank you keep going 12/17/2014 on Play items -3
#5045714 - whats the difference between them  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Play items -1
User avatar #5045715 - whiteniggers (12/17/2014) [-]
they look different, 2013 is rarer, probably give different things, and the 2013 may be unopenable
User avatar #5045717 - kingoftheanonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
what you want for it?
User avatar #5045719 - whiteniggers (12/17/2014) [-]
bit objects and bit golems, especially pistols and fabulous golems
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ubuntu
User avatar #6998 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Replace the pet crates with 3 scribes in our trade, and you're good.
#6994 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
dididi-peng
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - jmezfm (12/15/2014) [-]
Widdly diddly
#6996 to #6995 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
what r u doing now?
User avatar #6997 to #6996 - jmezfm (12/16/2014) [-]
I dunno just hanging out
User avatar #6993 - ied (12/12/2014) [-]
selling fj badge?
User avatar #6989 - ronkfjoll ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
hi jamez
User avatar #6991 to #6990 - ronkfjoll ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 to #6991 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
User avatar #6987 - hotpost ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
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