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jmezfm

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:7/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23033
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70792 total,  77597 ,  6805
Comment Thumbs: 17052 total,  25852 ,  8800
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 85.7% (857/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:742422
Times Content Favorited:6129 times
Total Comments Made:36029
FJ Points:317671
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
You're on my profile, so you might as well friend me.

latest user's comments

#5052471 - **jmezfm used "*roll picture*"** **jmezfm rolled image ** 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
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#5052460 - **jmezfm used "*roll picture*"** **jmezfm rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #5052462 - idrinkslurm (12/23/2014) [-]
you could eat that
User avatar #5052464 - taiwanjesus (12/23/2014) [-]
lol
#5052459 - thats mr planter i win  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5052461 - nought (12/23/2014) [-]
no it's not
that's piplup
#5052458 - **jmezfm used "*roll picture*"** **jmezfm rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5052459 - jmezfm (12/23/2014) [-]
thats mr planter i win
User avatar #5052461 - nought (12/23/2014) [-]
no it's not
that's piplup
#5052457 - **jmezfm used "*roll picture*"** **jmezfm rolled image ** 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5052420 - hmmmmmm  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5052421 - whitehawk (12/23/2014) [-]
today they've all been under 30 though
#5052418 - 30? 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5052417 - What's the max number of snowballs you can pick up per captcha?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5052422 - caucasianblackbear (12/23/2014) [-]
30 is the maximum amount. Anybody who tells you otherwise is lying.
User avatar #5052423 - whitehawk (12/23/2014) [-]
i swear to spaghetti god i got 38 at 3 this morning
User avatar #5052418 - jmezfm (12/23/2014) [-]
30?
User avatar #5052419 - whitehawk (12/23/2014) [-]
38 for me so far
User avatar #5052420 - jmezfm (12/23/2014) [-]
hmmmmmm
User avatar #5052421 - whitehawk (12/23/2014) [-]
today they've all been under 30 though
#5052413 - YOOOOOOO 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5052410 - there are a few I know of quincyadam kanatana (im…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5054705 - quincyadam (12/24/2014) [-]
I FUCK MORE BITCHES THAN BILL CLINTON
User avatar #5052609 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
heh. No kids of my own, but no, not a virgin. You're probably remembering the time I posted a pic of me and my roommate's son.
User avatar #5052411 - fuckallyouniggers (12/23/2014) [-]
well aren't they just the bees knees
#5052406 - we dont like improper fractions 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5052404 - 12.5 12/23/2014 on Play items 0
#5052396 - ITT: r u a virgin y/n  [+] (9 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Play items +1
#5052407 - fuckallyouniggers (12/23/2014) [-]
>item collector
>n
User avatar #5052410 - jmezfm (12/23/2014) [-]
there are a few I know of

quincyadam
kanatana (im assuming because he has a kid i think)
i have a girlfriend of 10 months so you can take a guess if youd like
and a couple others but i can't remember their names
User avatar #5054705 - quincyadam (12/24/2014) [-]
I FUCK MORE BITCHES THAN BILL CLINTON
User avatar #5052609 - kanatana (12/23/2014) [-]
heh. No kids of my own, but no, not a virgin. You're probably remembering the time I posted a pic of me and my roommate's son.
User avatar #5052411 - fuckallyouniggers (12/23/2014) [-]
well aren't they just the bees knees
User avatar #5052400 - taiwanjesus (12/23/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #5052399 - whitehawk (12/23/2014) [-]
y/n
#5052398 - anonmaverick (12/23/2014) [-]
Yes also just turned 19 12 hours ago
User avatar #5052397 - playerdous (12/23/2014) [-]
y/n
#5051284 - i just wanna know what he wants so i can pay him for cucumbers  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5051433 - donor (12/22/2014) [-]
it will be fab badges for a while now
I'm slowly going for that lvl 6
User avatar #5051319 - hotpost (12/22/2014) [-]
can I get some snowballs for mine?
User avatar #5051285 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
ohhh just comment on his profile bru
#5051281 - well i wont  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5051282 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
what did u need? i can pass a message or sompin
User avatar #5051284 - jmezfm (12/22/2014) [-]
i just wanna know what he wants so i can pay him for cucumbers
User avatar #5051433 - donor (12/22/2014) [-]
it will be fab badges for a while now
I'm slowly going for that lvl 6
User avatar #5051319 - hotpost (12/22/2014) [-]
can I get some snowballs for mine?
User avatar #5051285 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
ohhh just comment on his profile bru
#5051279 - ****  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5051280 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
hel be on in like 2-3 hours
User avatar #5051432 - donor (12/22/2014) [-]
3 hours indeed :o
User avatar #5051445 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
i know your times
User avatar #5051281 - jmezfm (12/22/2014) [-]
well i wont
User avatar #5051282 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
what did u need? i can pass a message or sompin
User avatar #5051284 - jmezfm (12/22/2014) [-]
i just wanna know what he wants so i can pay him for cucumbers
User avatar #5051433 - donor (12/22/2014) [-]
it will be fab badges for a while now
I'm slowly going for that lvl 6
User avatar #5051319 - hotpost (12/22/2014) [-]
can I get some snowballs for mine?
User avatar #5051285 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
ohhh just comment on his profile bru
#5051276 - is donor here  [+] (11 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #5051278 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #5051279 - jmezfm (12/22/2014) [-]
FUCK
User avatar #5051280 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
hel be on in like 2-3 hours
User avatar #5051432 - donor (12/22/2014) [-]
3 hours indeed :o
User avatar #5051445 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
i know your times
User avatar #5051281 - jmezfm (12/22/2014) [-]
well i wont
User avatar #5051282 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
what did u need? i can pass a message or sompin
User avatar #5051284 - jmezfm (12/22/2014) [-]
i just wanna know what he wants so i can pay him for cucumbers
User avatar #5051433 - donor (12/22/2014) [-]
it will be fab badges for a while now
I'm slowly going for that lvl 6
User avatar #5051319 - hotpost (12/22/2014) [-]
can I get some snowballs for mine?
User avatar #5051285 - cann (12/22/2014) [-]
ohhh just comment on his profile bru
#5049118 - yes 12/20/2014 on Play items 0
#5049115 - **** off lulu 12/20/2014 on Play items 0
#5049112 - gran stop smoking kush **** u sonnie i do wut i wnt 12/20/2014 on Play items 0

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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
#7025 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
that u in the bottom pic ya
User avatar #7026 to #7025 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
if u ask nicely ill be anything you want
#7027 to #7026 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
can u pls be my *******
User avatar #7028 to #7027 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
lol at items getting shut down
#7029 to #7028 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
it was all jorges fault.

admin is ******* hilarious tho.

are you a cuckold white boy?
User avatar #7030 to #7029 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
****** jorge

i think this whole thing will never blow over and admin should just give all the people their items back from pre-reset
User avatar #7031 to #7030 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
But like only those and you can't pick anymore up
#7032 to #7031 - hongkongdingdong (05/05/2015) [-]
landmines would be king again
for life
User avatar #7033 to #7032 - jmezfm (05/05/2015) [-]
akshully ffyou would, i gave away most of my **** right before the reset so it wouldn't quite effect me
#7034 to #7033 - hongkongdingdong (05/06/2015) [-]
ah. that guy gets banned and unbanned every week lol.
User avatar #7035 to #7034 - jmezfm (05/06/2015) [-]
who cares about any of it anymore, its all so stupid
**** fj
#7036 to #7035 - hongkongdingdong (05/06/2015) [-]
ya.

we need to do an fj meetup tho. i will take my short bus on a roadtrip and pick all you ***** up.
User avatar #7037 to #7036 - jmezfm (05/06/2015) [-]
yeah i mean adam and i met up and jorge has seen daniels dad or something. yeah im down
#7038 to #7037 - hongkongdingdong (05/06/2015) [-]
i've met peoples in california. but who has met the nipples and the drunk man naytay.
i wonder if there is a big concert nearby, it'd be cool to do something like that during the summer. go to some rave or some **** .
User avatar #7039 to #7038 - jmezfm (05/07/2015) [-]
It'd have to be on a weekend because i have an internship and im taking a summer class
User avatar #7003 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
ty bb ilysm
User avatar #7004 to #7003 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
did you used to have a different account like how do I know you.
User avatar #7005 to #7004 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
wethepixelisgod
User avatar #7006 to #7005 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
ohhhh so balloonicorn
User avatar #7007 to #7006 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
no. wethepixelisgod
User avatar #7008 to #7007 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
right so balloonicorn
User avatar #7009 to #7008 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
nope.
iambukowski-1st acc
wethepixelisgod-2nd
cann-3rd
laymedown-4th
itemsss-5th
User avatar #7010 to #7009 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
oh ok so ballonicorn
User avatar #7012 to #7011 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
Balloonicorn was the only person who knew about that video
User avatar #7014 to #7013 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
balloonicorn used to say o
User avatar #7015 to #7014 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
yeah its me
User avatar #7016 to #7015 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
I knew it all along.
User avatar #7018 to #7017 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
balloonicorn cant smoke bcuz he'd pop
User avatar #7019 to #7018 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
oh **** i remember that guy. loooong ago
User avatar #7020 to #7019 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
of course you remember yourself
User avatar #7022 to #7021 - jmezfm (01/13/2015) [-]
Balloonicorn could never shut his mouth for he was but a balloon
User avatar #7023 to #7022 - itemsss (01/13/2015) [-]
i know for i am he
User avatar #7002 - MrMysteriousMagic (12/25/2014) [-]
can i have a ride in your dads maybach?
User avatar #7001 - jorgethemaster (12/23/2014) [-]
Bean dip.
User avatar #7000 to #6999 - jmezfm (12/18/2014) [-]
ubuntu
User avatar #6998 - sweetkixx (12/17/2014) [-]
Replace the pet crates with 3 scribes in our trade, and you're good.
#6994 - mossyflipflops (12/14/2014) [-]
dididi-peng
User avatar #6995 to #6994 - jmezfm (12/15/2014) [-]
Widdly diddly
#6996 to #6995 - mossyflipflops (12/16/2014) [-]
what r u doing now?
User avatar #6997 to #6996 - jmezfm (12/16/2014) [-]
I dunno just hanging out
User avatar #6993 - ied (12/12/2014) [-]
selling fj badge?
User avatar #6989 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
hi jamez
User avatar #6991 to #6990 - ronkfjoll (11/27/2014) [-]
do you know that guy?
User avatar #6992 to #6991 - jmezfm (11/27/2014) [-]
Steave meacham
User avatar #6987 - hotpost (11/24/2014) [-]
I will be the 3rd party
User avatar #6988 to #6987 - jmezfm (11/24/2014) [-]
hahaha alright man
User avatar #6986 - mayorman ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
give me those fj badges
User avatar #6985 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #6984 - mossyflipflops (11/01/2014) [-]
I thank you.
User avatar #6982 - xinzley (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
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