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Age: 18
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Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:7/29/2014
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latest user's comments

#4857392 - cant reply anymore but saved 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857390 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4857395 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
Saved as : JmezFM no homo

User avatar #4857426 - traffy (04/10/2014) [-]
repost it
User avatar #4857393 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
I don't care if this is actually you are not. It's saved. Why? Because you told me to.
User avatar #4857394 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
it is indeed me ;)
User avatar #4857396 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
Slight 6 pack, visible hip bones, shaved pits, good oral health. 11/10. Would bang.
User avatar #4857399 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i have prominent hips, and light colored pit hair lol, i wouldn't shave it.

but yeah i brush my teeth 3-4 times a day because i hate the feeling of dirty teeth
User avatar #4857407 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
*Child bearing hips.
#4857387 - i dont know who that is. i feel insufficient.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
#4857382 - hahahahahahahahaha 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857377 - or the iamnewhere ...face... can't think of a suitable adjective.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
#4857369 - I miss his tits  [+] (12 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
#4857367 - >consistent sex and someone to do fun things with lmao … 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857364 - oh holy fuck i didn't know it was you Ian. I thought you were …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857368 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
brownieshivers is ashamed it took you this long
#4857369 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I miss his tits
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
#4857356 - Nay, but she's cute.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857363 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
>dating anyone
lmao
User avatar #4857367 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
>consistent sex and someone to do fun things with
lmao right?

also hey ItemMaaaaan
#4857352 - I wouldn't fuck awalkingdisaster. And my girlfriend is blonde …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857355 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Omg u r dating clingy now
wtf

thought it was just a hit nd run
u lovefag
User avatar #4857364 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck i didn't know it was you Ian. I thought you were some rando with a bunch of IRLs
#4857368 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
brownieshivers is ashamed it took you this long
#4857369 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I miss his tits
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
User avatar #4857356 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Nay, but she's cute.
#4857363 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
>dating anyone
lmao
User avatar #4857367 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
>consistent sex and someone to do fun things with
lmao right?

also hey ItemMaaaaan
#4857347 - Choke on a vaccum cleaner. 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857343 - cut her vagina off and throw the rest in the oven  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857348 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
I like the way you think.
#4857340 - Stop talking like that.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857344 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
Stop talking
User avatar #4857347 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Choke on a vaccum cleaner.
#4857338 - She wishes  [+] (21 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857342 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
You like them redheads
User avatar #4857352 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck awalkingdisaster. And my girlfriend is blonde so that nullifies your argument
#4857355 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Omg u r dating clingy now
wtf

thought it was just a hit nd run
u lovefag
User avatar #4857364 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck i didn't know it was you Ian. I thought you were some rando with a bunch of IRLs
#4857368 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
brownieshivers is ashamed it took you this long
#4857369 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I miss his tits
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
User avatar #4857356 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Nay, but she's cute.
#4857363 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
>dating anyone
lmao
User avatar #4857367 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
>consistent sex and someone to do fun things with
lmao right?

also hey ItemMaaaaan
#4857325 - thats not me that's closingcube  [+] (23 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857333 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
And you did the sex with Clingy.
User avatar #4857338 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
She wishes
#4857342 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
You like them redheads
User avatar #4857352 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck awalkingdisaster. And my girlfriend is blonde so that nullifies your argument
#4857355 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Omg u r dating clingy now
wtf

thought it was just a hit nd run
u lovefag
User avatar #4857364 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck i didn't know it was you Ian. I thought you were some rando with a bunch of IRLs
#4857368 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
brownieshivers is ashamed it took you this long
#4857369 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I miss his tits
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
User avatar #4857356 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Nay, but she's cute.
#4857363 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
>dating anyone
lmao
User avatar #4857367 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
>consistent sex and someone to do fun things with
lmao right?

also hey ItemMaaaaan
#4857320 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857323 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857316 - if clingy and I fucked she wouldn't be able to walk again  [+] (25 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857319 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Sure bro
Totally believable
#4857325 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
thats not me
that's closingcube
#4857333 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
And you did the sex with Clingy.
User avatar #4857338 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
She wishes
#4857342 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
You like them redheads
User avatar #4857352 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck awalkingdisaster. And my girlfriend is blonde so that nullifies your argument
#4857355 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Omg u r dating clingy now
wtf

thought it was just a hit nd run
u lovefag
User avatar #4857364 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck i didn't know it was you Ian. I thought you were some rando with a bunch of IRLs
#4857368 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
brownieshivers is ashamed it took you this long
#4857369 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I miss his tits
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
User avatar #4857356 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Nay, but she's cute.
#4857363 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
>dating anyone
lmao
User avatar #4857367 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
>consistent sex and someone to do fun things with
lmao right?

also hey ItemMaaaaan
#4857313 - fuck her  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857318 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm going to.
#4857320 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857323 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857315 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
he could rape her in her sleep and she probably wouldn't notice
gg iatedub
User avatar #4857317 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
GG no RM
#4857322 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
get her preggo
#4857326 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
That comes later on in life, pic related


Also

TFW Red pilled Russian QT 3.14
#4857311 - oh god no i don't have a 13 inch dick i have size 13 shoes…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857312 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
>TFW Sitting next to one right now

User avatar #4857313 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
fuck her
#4857318 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm going to.
#4857320 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857323 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857315 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
he could rape her in her sleep and she probably wouldn't notice
gg iatedub
User avatar #4857317 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
GG no RM
#4857322 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
get her preggo
#4857326 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
That comes later on in life, pic related


Also

TFW Red pilled Russian QT 3.14
#4857299 - Clingy and i never fucked but I have size 13 shoes if that hel…  [+] (40 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857306 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
ya u did
she said so

nd that she couldnt get off cuz u were so tiny
User avatar #4857307 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
If 13 inches is small, I'm just going to not have sex ever again..

>tfw 4 inches.
User avatar #4857311 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
oh god no i don't have a 13 inch dick
i have size 13 shoes

big feet = big dick

also there are girls out there who dont mind little willies, you'll find one
#4857312 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
>TFW Sitting next to one right now

User avatar #4857313 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
fuck her
#4857318 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm going to.
#4857320 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857323 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857315 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
he could rape her in her sleep and she probably wouldn't notice
gg iatedub
User avatar #4857317 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
GG no RM
#4857322 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
get her preggo
#4857326 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
That comes later on in life, pic related


Also

TFW Red pilled Russian QT 3.14
#4857309 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
he lyin
she said he was so small she couldnt evn feel the insertion

nd she looked nd said it was the size of her pinky finger
User avatar #4857316 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
if clingy and I fucked she wouldn't be able to walk again
#4857319 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Sure bro
Totally believable
#4857325 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
thats not me
that's closingcube
#4857333 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
And you did the sex with Clingy.
User avatar #4857338 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
She wishes
#4857342 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
You like them redheads
User avatar #4857352 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't fuck awalkingdisaster. And my girlfriend is blonde so that nullifies your argument
#4857355 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Omg u r dating clingy now
wtf

thought it was just a hit nd run
u lovefag
User avatar #4857364 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
oh holy fuck i didn't know it was you Ian. I thought you were some rando with a bunch of IRLs
#4857368 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
brownieshivers is ashamed it took you this long
#4857369 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
I miss his tits
#4857373 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
give him the devast rape face
#4857377 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
or the iamnewhere ...face...
can't think of a suitable adjective.
#4857476 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
You fuck.
Where did you get this?
#4857480 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
try to imagine a desert
are you imagining it?
good, because deserts are cool.
#4857482 - iamnewhere (04/10/2014) [-]
Liar.
Deserts are hot.
#4857379 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
hehe down syndrome face
#4857401 - friendlynuke (04/10/2014) [-]
#4857404 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
i want to sex you up
sex you up
bb
User avatar #4857392 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
cant reply anymore but saved
#4857387 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
i dont know who that is.
i feel insufficient.
#4857389 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
^also that knivesnpens one is rare
this is the first time i've posted it
#4857388 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
friendlynuke
i forgot who taht is... so dun worry lol.
User avatar #4857356 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Nay, but she's cute.
#4857363 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
>dating anyone
lmao
User avatar #4857367 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
>consistent sex and someone to do fun things with
lmao right?

also hey ItemMaaaaan
#4857304 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
oh baby
#4857297 - You're a manlet.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857471 - manlet has deleted their comment.
#4857290 - You're a manlet.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857294 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
Don't make me molest your butthole
#4857282 - Nah anyone shorter than me is a manlet, anyone taller is a twi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857289 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
This isn't up to debate, I am not a manlet.

I may be a fucking pimp, but I'm not a manlet.

Pic related, its me.
User avatar #4857290 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
You're a manlet.
#4857294 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
Don't make me molest your butthole
#4857278 - Fucking manlet.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
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User avatar #4857479 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
No I don't want to
manlet
#4857280 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
Nigger I aint no manlet, Manlet cut off is 6 foot.

User avatar #4857282 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Nah anyone shorter than me is a manlet, anyone taller is a twig skyscraper
#4857289 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
This isn't up to debate, I am not a manlet.

I may be a fucking pimp, but I'm not a manlet.

Pic related, its me.
User avatar #4857290 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
You're a manlet.
#4857294 - iatedub (04/10/2014) [-]
Don't make me molest your butthole
#4857274 - Been there, done that; used goods.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857277 - hongkongdingdong (04/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, used dildo
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you nigga
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
#6944 - Sunset ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6915 - Sunset ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
#6910 - Tenxseiga (03/30/2014) [-]
Eat shit and die
User avatar #6911 to #6910 - jmezfm (03/30/2014) [-]
you're annoying
#6943 to #6911 - Tenxseiga (04/11/2014) [-]
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
User avatar #6909 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/22/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 74** dubs for all your fj points
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