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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:7/20/2014
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#26 - I want to take a bunch of pencils, bind them with a rubber ban…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... 0
User avatar #103 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
Easy there, Bo Burnham.
User avatar #113 - jmezfm (04/13/2014) [-]
promptly put a bullet in your head
User avatar #115 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
#deep
User avatar #27 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy m8
User avatar #28 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a skateboard and tape a playing card to one end angled slightly down and then push it towards your bare feet and watch it nice and gracefully slice off your toenails
User avatar #29 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy
User avatar #31 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
im gonna fucking tickle you
User avatar #33 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
sexy
#24 - ive been on it but thats not me that's you  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... -1
#25 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
im sure it is
#20 - I want you to somehow survive a terrible crash and then not su… 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... 0
#18 - i want to strap you to a bed of nails then strap that bed of n…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... 0
User avatar #23 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
A bed of nails wouldn't do anything to you.
MAke it one nail, and they get impaled.
User avatar #26 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to take a bunch of pencils, bind them with a rubber band, put the lead in your mouth and then punch the erasers
User avatar #103 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
Easy there, Bo Burnham.
User avatar #113 - jmezfm (04/13/2014) [-]
promptly put a bullet in your head
User avatar #115 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
#deep
User avatar #27 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy m8
User avatar #28 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a skateboard and tape a playing card to one end angled slightly down and then push it towards your bare feet and watch it nice and gracefully slice off your toenails
User avatar #29 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy
User avatar #31 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
im gonna fucking tickle you
User avatar #33 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
sexy
#19 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #20 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want you to somehow survive a terrible crash and then not survive a small fender bender on your way home from the hospital.
#15 - Fuck yourself  [+] (17 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... -1
#22 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
wait
were you on omegle once
User avatar #24 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
ive been on it but thats not me that's you
#25 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
im sure it is
#16 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
you fuck yourself niqqa
User avatar #18 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
i want to strap you to a bed of nails then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so i can watch you scream as we drive over bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake
User avatar #23 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
A bed of nails wouldn't do anything to you.
MAke it one nail, and they get impaled.
User avatar #26 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to take a bunch of pencils, bind them with a rubber band, put the lead in your mouth and then punch the erasers
User avatar #103 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
Easy there, Bo Burnham.
User avatar #113 - jmezfm (04/13/2014) [-]
promptly put a bullet in your head
User avatar #115 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
#deep
User avatar #27 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy m8
User avatar #28 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a skateboard and tape a playing card to one end angled slightly down and then push it towards your bare feet and watch it nice and gracefully slice off your toenails
User avatar #29 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy
User avatar #31 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
im gonna fucking tickle you
User avatar #33 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
sexy
#19 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #20 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want you to somehow survive a terrible crash and then not survive a small fender bender on your way home from the hospital.
#11 - Shut the fuck up  [+] (19 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... -1
#13 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about mot, clearly youve got thew rong user
#15 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
Fuck yourself
#22 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
wait
were you on omegle once
User avatar #24 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
ive been on it but thats not me that's you
#25 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
im sure it is
#16 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
you fuck yourself niqqa
User avatar #18 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
i want to strap you to a bed of nails then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so i can watch you scream as we drive over bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake
User avatar #23 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
A bed of nails wouldn't do anything to you.
MAke it one nail, and they get impaled.
User avatar #26 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to take a bunch of pencils, bind them with a rubber band, put the lead in your mouth and then punch the erasers
User avatar #103 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
Easy there, Bo Burnham.
User avatar #113 - jmezfm (04/13/2014) [-]
promptly put a bullet in your head
User avatar #115 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
#deep
User avatar #27 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy m8
User avatar #28 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a skateboard and tape a playing card to one end angled slightly down and then push it towards your bare feet and watch it nice and gracefully slice off your toenails
User avatar #29 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy
User avatar #31 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
im gonna fucking tickle you
User avatar #33 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
sexy
#19 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #20 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want you to somehow survive a terrible crash and then not survive a small fender bender on your way home from the hospital.
#4860464 - lol @ when I had 3 contents on front page (shit, the and pract… 04/12/2014 on Play items 0
#9 - you said it was u fukn liar liar pants on fire back when …  [+] (21 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... -1
#10 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
who the fuck is carnivalconviction
User avatar #11 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up
#13 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about mot, clearly youve got thew rong user
#15 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
Fuck yourself
#22 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
wait
were you on omegle once
User avatar #24 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
ive been on it but thats not me that's you
#25 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
im sure it is
#16 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
you fuck yourself niqqa
User avatar #18 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
i want to strap you to a bed of nails then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so i can watch you scream as we drive over bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake
User avatar #23 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
A bed of nails wouldn't do anything to you.
MAke it one nail, and they get impaled.
User avatar #26 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to take a bunch of pencils, bind them with a rubber band, put the lead in your mouth and then punch the erasers
User avatar #103 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
Easy there, Bo Burnham.
User avatar #113 - jmezfm (04/13/2014) [-]
promptly put a bullet in your head
User avatar #115 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
#deep
User avatar #27 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy m8
User avatar #28 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a skateboard and tape a playing card to one end angled slightly down and then push it towards your bare feet and watch it nice and gracefully slice off your toenails
User avatar #29 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy
User avatar #31 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
im gonna fucking tickle you
User avatar #33 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
sexy
#19 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #20 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want you to somehow survive a terrible crash and then not survive a small fender bender on your way home from the hospital.
#7 - lmao remember when you said this was you.  [+] (23 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... -1
#8 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
ive never seen that pic ever
User avatar #9 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
you said it was u fukn liar liar pants on fire
back when you were on items but after carnivalconviction and then some blur of a story i dont remember
#10 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
who the fuck is carnivalconviction
User avatar #11 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up
#13 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about mot, clearly youve got thew rong user
#15 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
Fuck yourself
#22 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
wait
were you on omegle once
User avatar #24 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
ive been on it but thats not me that's you
#25 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
im sure it is
#16 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
you fuck yourself niqqa
User avatar #18 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
i want to strap you to a bed of nails then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so i can watch you scream as we drive over bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake
User avatar #23 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
A bed of nails wouldn't do anything to you.
MAke it one nail, and they get impaled.
User avatar #26 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want to take a bunch of pencils, bind them with a rubber band, put the lead in your mouth and then punch the erasers
User avatar #103 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
Easy there, Bo Burnham.
User avatar #113 - jmezfm (04/13/2014) [-]
promptly put a bullet in your head
User avatar #115 - knightbrolaire (04/13/2014) [-]
#deep
User avatar #27 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy m8
User avatar #28 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I'm gonna take a skateboard and tape a playing card to one end angled slightly down and then push it towards your bare feet and watch it nice and gracefully slice off your toenails
User avatar #29 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
edgy
User avatar #31 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
im gonna fucking tickle you
User avatar #33 - alexthesiro (04/12/2014) [-]
sexy
#19 - Deavas (04/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #20 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I want you to somehow survive a terrible crash and then not survive a small fender bender on your way home from the hospital.
#4 - i mean the real question about the mobile site that I have is … 04/12/2014 on Upload screenshots of the... +3
#8449725 - Ahhh i love this album im not as big of a chvelle fan anym…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #8453147 - masterofmuffins (04/12/2014) [-]
I think I would set Family System as my fav. But there's also The Red, Don't Fake This, and An Evening with El Diablo.

And One Lonely Visitor gives me dem feels ;-;
User avatar #8455766 - jmezfm (04/12/2014) [-]
I loved closure. so fucking goooood.
#4857975 - If you know who jinx is you clearly play fucking hyocrite 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857956 - if you did that would hit me like a bomb pls dont :'( 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857951 - haha kyronics is a HOMO 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857948 - thats a big snake LOL 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857946 - thats a big snake LOL 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
#4857942 - haha its funny because Kyronics IS a homo LOL thats a big snake  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4857945 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
Hope off my dick kid
#4857952 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
hope?
User avatar #4857949 - elcreepo (04/10/2014) [-]
I call next
User avatar #4857948 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
thats a big snake LOL
User avatar #4857944 - elcreepo (04/10/2014) [-]
You're both homos

In fact everyone on this board is a homo
User avatar #4857946 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
thats a big snake LOL
#4857872 - ya i would know ;) 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
#4857867 - yo his dick like a chicken nugget soft and then like a chicken…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4857871 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
So you're saying it's delicious with bbq sauce?
User avatar #4857872 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
ya i would know ;)
#4857862 - dude dont let him get 2 u he's just a BULLY 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
#4857852 - notorious af 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
#4857848 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4857849 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
what a fucking moron
#4857853 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
get over yourself. No one likes a dick.


well, maybe your mom..but no one else
User avatar #4857860 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
I love when people go anon to attack people, like the red thumbs matter. They can't even get you banned anymore. What's the point in hiding yourself?
User avatar #4857856 - kyronics (04/10/2014) [-]
haha fucking nerd
#4857861 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
>watches gaynime

>calls me a nerd
#4857844 - you use the wrong to/too all the time this is your punishment  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4857847 - sunnyrain (04/10/2014) [-]
shes so cute i would do her
User avatar #4857863 - ordoniez (04/10/2014) [-]
Dat german shepherd bitch is gorgeous!
#4857870 - sunnyrain (04/10/2014) [-]
ikr but she was a total slut so my dad got her helped and now she cant make puppies its sad isn't it
#4857840 - Hahah yup I'm pretty quick 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
#4857836 - ahah its cool bro i saw them and figured I'd do what I could to help  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4857838 - applejuiceforme (04/10/2014) [-]
That would explain why I only got 5 from the stack lol
User avatar #4857840 - jmezfm (04/10/2014) [-]
Hahah yup I'm pretty quick
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you nigga
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6915 - Sunset (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
#6910 - Tenxseiga (03/30/2014) [-]
Eat shit and die
User avatar #6911 to #6910 - jmezfm (03/30/2014) [-]
you're annoying
#6943 to #6911 - Tenxseiga (04/11/2014) [-]
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
User avatar #6909 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/22/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 74** dubs for all your fj points
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