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#22 - Where at in central Kentucky? I'm in bowling green..…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Found on Imgur 0
User avatar #36 - vesblayze (12/28/2013) [-]
I'm in Erlanger and I kind of want to find this place.
#105 - I'm really not trying to agree with the racist guy here, but D…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Detroit before and after. 0
User avatar #109 - Shiny (11/09/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, I'm aware of Detroit's earlier history. By "always" I meant long before the crises that kickstarted the city's downfall, it was not meant to be literal.
#108 - Shiny has deleted their comment.
#39 - No, but i've watched gameplay footage and I'm going to play it…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Battlefield 0
User avatar #45 - roflsaucer (11/02/2013) [-]
Uh, except in Battlefield you don't actually recover HP, and the only way you can be a "bullet-absorbing superhero" is if you're being shot in a way that brings the multiplier for bullet damage to a ridiculously low level.

And it's not like bullets are ALWAYS instant death in real-life. Distance and wind drag reduce the speed of a bullet, going through surfaces does too, ricocheting, etc. Not to mention where the bullet hit's you plays a role in how fatal it is. If I get shot by a pistol at 100 yards, it's probably not going to all that fatal, now is it?
#33 - Yet you can take 100 bullets and keep going. Super realistic.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Battlefield 0
User avatar #34 - dashgamer (11/02/2013) [-]
You, too, have not played the game and have no idea what you're talking about.
#39 - jldragon (11/02/2013) [-]
No, but i've watched gameplay footage and I'm going to play it. I wasn't shitting on the game so much as saying that your argument for realism is abstract.

Everyone likes better graphics, but screwing with our vision is a ploy more than a test of our skills. It's like when your controls get inverted in a game. If you want 100% realism then fine, but you should hold everything to the same standard.

When I said you could take 100 bullets and not die I wasn't joking. The game uses the system of "get hit by a bullet and your screen goes red until you hide for a second and are fine". As long as that's the case, you could theoretically be hit by 100 or more bullets during gameplay and still be alive. I'm not saying I don't like it that way, because if it were too real it would be frustratingly difficult. But when you're fervently arguing the superiority of one tiny detail while also being a bullet absorbing superhero it's kind of funny.
User avatar #45 - roflsaucer (11/02/2013) [-]
Uh, except in Battlefield you don't actually recover HP, and the only way you can be a "bullet-absorbing superhero" is if you're being shot in a way that brings the multiplier for bullet damage to a ridiculously low level.

And it's not like bullets are ALWAYS instant death in real-life. Distance and wind drag reduce the speed of a bullet, going through surfaces does too, ricocheting, etc. Not to mention where the bullet hit's you plays a role in how fatal it is. If I get shot by a pistol at 100 yards, it's probably not going to all that fatal, now is it?
#215 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Voices +1
#4 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Dragon Hill Z 0
#250 - I get what you're saying, but unless otherwise stated people m…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on What would you answer +1
User avatar #251 - tittylovin (09/16/2013) [-]
I think everyone knows that, it's the most common piece of Pokemon trivia.
#244 - I hate to have to agree with Anon here. In the real w…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2013 on What would you answer +1
User avatar #246 - tittylovin (09/16/2013) [-]
No where in the question does it specify real world either.

Millionaire commonly asks questions about the contents of fiction in universe, so it's not an outlandish idea.

Really, it's just an intentionally vague question, to pretend that it has an answer when the creator clearly didn't want it to have a definitive one is a bit silly.

You silly man.
User avatar #250 - jldragon (09/16/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying, but unless otherwise stated people most commonly use reality as their default set of rules.

That being said, probably not that many people know Rhydon was drawn first. If the question were actually on Millionaire I would expect the answer to be Bulbasaur. His pokedex number of 1 is probably the most published or well known factor out of all possible answers and would be the most common answer within general pop-culture knowledge.
User avatar #251 - tittylovin (09/16/2013) [-]
I think everyone knows that, it's the most common piece of Pokemon trivia.
#249 - I bet it has a rescue beacon or two way radio of some kind  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2013 on Mmm 0
User avatar #250 - ManInKilt (09/15/2013) [-]
maybe. after all it is pink.
#248 - It's probably less than a car. If i lived in a hurricane zone … 09/15/2013 on Mmm 0
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User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (05/17/2013) [-]
By any chance do you know someone named Jbdragon?
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