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#44 - I've "Suffered" with sleep paralysis since I was you…  [+] (2 replies) 09/11/2016 on ??? +2
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#51 - obviousxplains (09/11/2016) [-]
I actually had it last night. Was pretty cool, went back to a happier time in my life and pretended i was with someone i havent seen in a long time. I've learned how to set it up so I have good hallucinations.
The worst part for anyone who hasnt experienced it is that you feel or experiance whatever youre thinking, and once you think something theres sort of a train of thought that's hars to stop. So if theres a bump in the night and the thought of someone being in your room crosses you mind, now youre hearing more things, and can make something out in the dark, and it's coming closer, etc. Once spark and it doesn't stop.

The trick to get out is to wiggle your fingers and shake your head. Once you start you should regain normal movement and be able to "wake up"

It can happen at any time by accident, I usually get them 20-30 times a year by accident, but you can do it on purpose too
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#55 - obviousxplains (09/11/2016) [-]
Instructions for selfinduced sleep paralysis:

Background: your body paralyzes you when you sleep so you dont act out your dreams. It activates this once you're asleep but before you enter REM, so youre not moving. In this state REM can begin and you start dreaming. If you trick your body into paralyzing you but you stay awake, then you can "dream" while awake. It's not the same as lucid dreaming though, its more like your dream comes to you instead of you going to it.

To paralyze yourself, all you have to do is stay totally still. Thats it. While in this state your body will "test" you by making you itch. As long as you fight these impulses it should take 15-20 minutes. You're allowed to breath calmly and move your eyes, thats it. Eventually whatever you're thinking about will happen to some extent. Other comments have stories where people talk about their hallucinations. A big warning: these things usually turn out scary and can leave lasting impacts, like emotional scars.

To end the dream, wiggle for fingers and head until you get full movement back, then move around and itll end.
#130 - Your bait almost caught me until I saw username  [+] (1 reply) 07/16/2016 on ptsd +1
#149 - anon (07/16/2016) [-]
Just that they have to say "boneless" makes me think they sell pig rectums with bones in them.