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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
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#49615 - sniffythebird (17 hours ago) [-]
Well.. you could do a "console killer" type of PC. Basically a gaming machine in a small case barely bigger than a console, and also fairly cheap while still being good enough to run games are medium/high at 1080p. If you have a TV and an Xbox or Playstation controller, they're really nifty.
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#49617 - jjvoodoo (16 hours ago) [-]
i've thought of that but it wouldnt really work in my situation because the one tv we have is always in use by the other 5 people here. i'm thinking of serching around craigslist or something like that to get a better laptop because the games coming out are just out of my computers range now, i just hate to spend more because this computer isnt even a year old (though that may help the resale value)
#49611 - i had hope because i can play GTA 5 like a charm on almost max…  [+] (4 new replies) 17 hours ago on Technology Board +1
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#49612 - sniffythebird (17 hours ago) [-]
GTA 5 almost maxed? That sounds pretty far fetched, man. The same laptop my friend has with the 765M runs that on medium (waaaay below maxed settings) at like 30-40 FPS. Even I dial the settings down quite a bit to get it properly smooth.

EIther way, the best thing would just be to get a desktop. That laptop you have is already good for light games and portability (I'm guessing from the specs it's a quite lightweight ultrabook). The thing with laptops is, for the most part it's impossible to upgrade anything that actually benefits you for gaming. In most cases all you can do is upgrade the RAM (which for yours is no point, 16GB is plenty for gaming, while it's your CPU and GPU that are the bottlenecks) or swap out the storage drive. Only on very specific gaming laptops they might let you swap out the GPU, but even that is a stretch. For example my laptop has a GTX 780M, and (I'm not entirely sure) it might maaaybe be possible to swap it for an 880M, but such a cost for a tiny performance increase just wouldn't be worth it.

The best thing you can do is invest in a desktop.
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#49614 - jjvoodoo (17 hours ago) [-]
i wish i could get a desktop but where i live the economy is in the shithole so people have to cram together in places to make rent, i have no room for a desktop i live on a couch ( 6 people in a 2 bedroom apartment). In case your interested my Laptop is the HP Envy, i payed to much for it but my last compute was essentially a potato so i was just eager to join the 21st century :/
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#49615 - sniffythebird (17 hours ago) [-]
Well.. you could do a "console killer" type of PC. Basically a gaming machine in a small case barely bigger than a console, and also fairly cheap while still being good enough to run games are medium/high at 1080p. If you have a TV and an Xbox or Playstation controller, they're really nifty.
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#49617 - jjvoodoo (16 hours ago) [-]
i've thought of that but it wouldnt really work in my situation because the one tv we have is always in use by the other 5 people here. i'm thinking of serching around craigslist or something like that to get a better laptop because the games coming out are just out of my computers range now, i just hate to spend more because this computer isnt even a year old (though that may help the resale value)
#49606 - So i wanna play The witcher 3 but the games are hardware kille…  [+] (8 new replies) 20 hours ago on Technology Board 0
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#49621 - sannukas (9 hours ago) [-]
If 20-30 fps is playable for you then yes.
Otherwise no.
#49609 - sniffythebird (18 hours ago) [-]
It might work, but if so you'd be running minimum settings with a barely playable FPS.

Just to put things into perspective, a friend of mine played The Witcher 3 a lot on his laptop which has a GTX 765M, I think he got like 18-30 FPS on low/medium at 1080p. And the 940M is more than twice as weak. Not to mention the i7-5500U being only a dual core (also the U suffix meaning it's ultra low power) it probably won't do well for open world games like this.

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#49611 - jjvoodoo (17 hours ago) [-]
i had hope because i can play GTA 5 like a charm on almost max settings :/. i might just get my laptop upgraded, what would you suggest? what has the best bang for the buck?
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#49612 - sniffythebird (17 hours ago) [-]
GTA 5 almost maxed? That sounds pretty far fetched, man. The same laptop my friend has with the 765M runs that on medium (waaaay below maxed settings) at like 30-40 FPS. Even I dial the settings down quite a bit to get it properly smooth.

EIther way, the best thing would just be to get a desktop. That laptop you have is already good for light games and portability (I'm guessing from the specs it's a quite lightweight ultrabook). The thing with laptops is, for the most part it's impossible to upgrade anything that actually benefits you for gaming. In most cases all you can do is upgrade the RAM (which for yours is no point, 16GB is plenty for gaming, while it's your CPU and GPU that are the bottlenecks) or swap out the storage drive. Only on very specific gaming laptops they might let you swap out the GPU, but even that is a stretch. For example my laptop has a GTX 780M, and (I'm not entirely sure) it might maaaybe be possible to swap it for an 880M, but such a cost for a tiny performance increase just wouldn't be worth it.

The best thing you can do is invest in a desktop.
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#49614 - jjvoodoo (17 hours ago) [-]
i wish i could get a desktop but where i live the economy is in the shithole so people have to cram together in places to make rent, i have no room for a desktop i live on a couch ( 6 people in a 2 bedroom apartment). In case your interested my Laptop is the HP Envy, i payed to much for it but my last compute was essentially a potato so i was just eager to join the 21st century :/
User avatar
#49615 - sniffythebird (17 hours ago) [-]
Well.. you could do a "console killer" type of PC. Basically a gaming machine in a small case barely bigger than a console, and also fairly cheap while still being good enough to run games are medium/high at 1080p. If you have a TV and an Xbox or Playstation controller, they're really nifty.
User avatar
#49617 - jjvoodoo (16 hours ago) [-]
i've thought of that but it wouldnt really work in my situation because the one tv we have is always in use by the other 5 people here. i'm thinking of serching around craigslist or something like that to get a better laptop because the games coming out are just out of my computers range now, i just hate to spend more because this computer isnt even a year old (though that may help the resale value)
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#49608 - reginleaf (18 hours ago) [-]
No. The i7 5500 is meant for ultrabooks, so it's pretty damn weak. Meanwhile the 940m is worse than a 750ti. So based on the min specs for witcher 3 you'll have a bad time.

If you wanna pc game I'd recommend building a cheap desktop instead of trying to use your laptop.
#80 - stop ******* posting this stuff, its made me really want the g… 05/30/2016 on Sayonara 0
#155 - accept it my son  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2016 on jjvoodoo's profile 0
#156 - satoasami (05/29/2016) [-]
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#153 - because you experience simple truths every day, one the chief …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2016 on jjvoodoo's profile 0
#154 - satoasami (05/29/2016) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#155 - jjvoodoo (05/29/2016) [-]
accept it my son
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#150 - satoasami ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
#151 to #150 - jjvoodoo (05/29/2016) [-]
Korrasami will always be superior
#152 to #151 - satoasami ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
Goddamit

Every day

Every goddamn day

Every goddamn mother ******* day

WHY
#153 to #152 - jjvoodoo (05/29/2016) [-]
because you experience simple truths every day, one the chief most simple truth in our lives is the glory of Korrasami
#154 to #153 - satoasami ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#155 to #154 - jjvoodoo (05/29/2016) [-]
accept it my son
#156 to #155 - satoasami ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
DELETE THIS
#143 - satoasami ONLINE (05/19/2016) [-]
Remember back when this used to be the Number #1 issue plaguing LoK

<---

Korrsami makes me wish we went back to this instead
#144 to #143 - jjvoodoo (05/19/2016) [-]
mako is a little whiny faggot
#145 to #144 - satoasami ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
Korra is an aggressive dindu
#146 to #145 - jjvoodoo (05/20/2016) [-]
aggressive yes but how is she a dindu?
#147 to #146 - satoasami ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
Because she tried to force the idea of multiculturalism on my waifu
#148 to #147 - jjvoodoo (05/20/2016) [-]
did you even watch the show? its not a matter of forcing multiculturalism its about stopping people from ******* up the world. she's a ******* Eskimo dude, they aint dindus
#149 to #148 - satoasami ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
Bruh let me explain this as simply as I possibly can

Stop posting Korrsami it's awful

Stop posting Korra she is terrible
#139 - satoasami ONLINE (03/31/2016) [-]
YOU...

NO....
#140 to #139 - jjvoodoo (03/31/2016) [-]
just spreading the love my brother
#141 to #140 - satoasami ONLINE (03/31/2016) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#142 to #141 - jjvoodoo (03/31/2016) [-]
it will never end
#113 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
#114 to #113 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
its useless you fight in vain
#115 to #114 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
They're not friends

or acquaintances

or even lovers

M O R T A L E N E M I E S
#116 to #115 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
why fight? accept the truth for what it is, korrasami is all
#117 to #116 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
No.

Korra is a filthy brainless savage who exists for sandwich making and cleaning

Oherwise she gets beaten
#118 to #117 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
be at peace, why struggle in this pointless conflict? leave yourself in the loving arms of korrasami
#119 to #118 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
THERE IS LOVING NOTHING

KORRA IS GROSS

G R O S S
#120 to #119 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
thou doth protest too much
#121 to #120 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
#122 to #121 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
the truth of Korrasami will come to you and when it does and you see it for its true glory, you will accept korrasami into your heart and bathe in its warmth
#123 to #122 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
NO

NEVER

STOP

CEASE AND DECIST
#124 to #123 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
you cannot stop the ship that sails itself my child
#125 to #124 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
They're not a couple.
#126 to #125 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
denying it will not change the facts, even if you choose not to accept it for the time being it is still true
#127 to #126 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
Stop talking
#128 to #127 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
words are unnecessary for korrasamis love to be all
#129 to #128 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
S T A H P
#130 to #129 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
it cannot be stopped, it is the natural order
#131 to #130 - satoasami ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
#138 to #131 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
#137 to #131 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
#136 to #131 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
#135 to #131 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
#134 to #131 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
GIF
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#132 to #131 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
#109 - valax ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
Sorry about how people got mad at you for saying stuff about Trump.
#110 to #109 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
i know what happens when you refuse to deep throat trumps stump so i am prepared
#111 to #110 - valax ONLINE (03/15/2016) [-]
Is it a meme they do, or are they actually retarded enough to legit like Trump?
#112 to #111 - jjvoodoo (03/15/2016) [-]
a lot of them actually legit like him
#107 - elektinoir (03/13/2016) [-]
MAGA
#108 to #107 - jjvoodoo (03/13/2016) [-]
#95 - lotengo (03/03/2016) [-]
#96 to #95 - jjvoodoo (03/03/2016) [-]
dude you stalking me or something?
#97 to #96 - lotengo (03/03/2016) [-]
wait, this isn't newest uploads?
#98 to #97 - jjvoodoo (03/03/2016) [-]
no dude this is my profile lol
#99 to #98 - lotengo (03/03/2016) [-]
It would mean the world to me if you thumb it up anyway
#100 to #99 - jjvoodoo (03/03/2016) [-]
i cant in profile posts
#101 to #100 - lotengo (03/03/2016) [-]
Thats Bernie Sanders talking.

We cant do this, we cant do that. Show some balls
#102 to #101 - jjvoodoo (03/03/2016) [-]
#85 - murrlogic (07/29/2015) [-]
The **** is a Pansexual?
#86 to #85 - jjvoodoo (07/29/2015) [-]
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (07/29/2015) [-]
Eat ****

Explain it in one word.
#88 to #87 - jjvoodoo (07/29/2015) [-]
options
#89 to #88 - murrlogic (07/29/2015) [-]
So Bi-Sexual.
#90 to #89 - jjvoodoo (07/29/2015) [-]
there similar but not the same, for instance a bisexual person likes guys and gals but may not like transsexuals, a pansexual does, a pansexual dosnt really care about race/color/gender/body type (the extent depends on the person). the only thing a Pansexual cares about is weather or not they and another person is compatible sexually/emotionally
#91 to #90 - murrlogic (07/29/2015) [-]
>a pansexual dosnt really care about race/color/gender/body type (the extent depends on the person). the only thing a Pansexual cares about is weather or not they and another person is compatible sexually/emotionally

The word you're looking for is "horny"

There. I simplified it even better
#92 to #91 - jjvoodoo (07/29/2015) [-]
#93 to #92 - murrlogic (07/29/2015) [-]
Pansexual is an incredibly needless name

Look point in the direction of the object in need of ******* I won't even judge...much.
#94 to #93 - jjvoodoo (07/29/2015) [-]
well really any sexual label is needless but if the history of the human race has taught us anything its that we love to needlessly complicate things. bisexual is similar but has enough of a differance to justify being its own thing, kinda like Catholics and protestant
#78 - theugandanhero (04/15/2015) [-]
Yer doing God's work.
Keep it up son.
#79 to #78 - jjvoodoo (04/15/2015) [-]
umm...what is this in reference to?
#80 to #79 - theugandanhero (04/15/2015) [-]
Whatever it is you're working on for God, silly
#81 to #80 - jjvoodoo (04/15/2015) [-]
i'm an atheist
#82 to #81 - theugandanhero (04/15/2015) [-]
I like pancakes, moving on
Keep it up tho
#83 to #82 - jjvoodoo (04/15/2015) [-]
umm ok dude
#84 to #83 - theugandanhero (04/15/2015) [-]
Hev wunderbar tag
#74 - wethepixelisgod (03/14/2015) [-]
i love you man
i love you man
#75 to #74 - jjvoodoo (03/14/2015) [-]
eh i have no use for points
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