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#24 - O.O Huh. 08/22/2015 on Morning Sex 0
#57 - Fool, your ID expired four years ago. I aint scared. 08/22/2015 on consequences will never be... 0
#171 - That's pretty epic, actually. I'mma need some bourbon ice crea… 08/17/2015 on The Smallest jean Shorts In... +1
#168 - It's probably "magic" because it has booze in it. No… 08/17/2015 on The Smallest jean Shorts In... +1
#34 - Cows can't be milked all the time either... They have to have … 08/14/2015 on Lactose intolerance . +1
#70 - Nah bro. He just falls over dead.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on Hot Pot Tar +1
User avatar #128 - noggs (08/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, but they still do the whole magic duel thing and then it just says like,
and then Harry said "Expelliarmus" and won.
#61 - Yeah, because the F4 are kinda required in the Infinity Gauntlet arc.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on 'Special effects' -1
#62 - anon (08/07/2015) [-]
Again, no, it's made by an entirely different studio. Fox has flat-out told Marvel they're never giving them the film rights, and then made this movie to extend their hold on it. Marvel studios had literally nothing to do with this abomination of a film.
And, consequently, the FF will not be in the infinity gauntlet arc, because, AGAIN, Fox has the film rights, not marvel. Do your fuckin' research, dumbass.
#111 - The dude actually has an amazing vocal range for a man. As a m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2015 on I hear you like high... 0
#152 - heartbleed (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah this niggas fucking insane.
#90 - Sometimes better. The Malt-O-Meal Fruity Pebbles are waaay bet… 08/01/2015 on Tastes like deceit +1
#50 - Did.... did that just happen? 07/27/2015 on Fionnuala, I just passed out! +11

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User avatar #6 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
You just had kids? Huh.

What about the existential issues, what are you going to teach your kid? Are you going to brainwash her with some dogma? Or teach it to question it's surrounings?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
Had a kid*
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