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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
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#139 - GoPro son.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Unidentified Tumblr... 0
#144 - winglit (08/16/2014) [-]
best thing for whaling
#80 - Alice in Chains. Yeah, I'm into that kinky ***… 08/15/2014 on Describe your sex life with... 0
#17 - thank mr skeltal 08/15/2014 on el pizza de los muertos 0
#24 - It's literally the next to last one...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on PSX Versions of Modern Games 0
#37 - sumerfag (08/15/2014) [-]
i was talking about a different mod so i didn't notice it
#20 - Nope, just to live there. The state/federal government stops p… 08/15/2014 on I still thinks a good idea 0
#9 - Interesting. 08/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - No problem. I'm not one hundred percent sure that they're orph…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Batman and the Avengers 0
User avatar #14 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay, that can change all the time - I guess it´s enough to know how it´s in mainstream continuity.
#5 - I used to be a CO. They get paid minimum wage, but the moment …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on I still thinks a good idea +3
#16 - pridefulmatthew (08/15/2014) [-]
That actually make more sense to me now. I always thought it was fucked up to pay people in jail such a small amount of money, but if it is actually because they deduct for the living expenses it makes more sense.
#12 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
Pay for their rooms? Like upgrades or gadgets?
User avatar #20 - jjamesgordon (08/15/2014) [-]
Nope, just to live there. The state/federal government stops paying for shit. They pay rent, essentially.
#11 - Natasha is an orphan, as is Clint.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Batman and the Avengers 0
User avatar #12 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
Ah, okay - thanks for the info.
User avatar #13 - jjamesgordon (08/14/2014) [-]
No problem. I'm not one hundred percent sure that they're orphans in every arc, but that's just Marvel for you.
User avatar #14 - ljxjlos (08/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, okay, that can change all the time - I guess it´s enough to know how it´s in mainstream continuity.
#6 - I'm... not sure I get the joke. Like, did he accidentally text…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/14/2014 on (untitled) +8
User avatar #45 - MakiChan (08/15/2014) [-]
her bf sent a text to his friend that was ment for her (the I love you one) and sent the message ment for his friend to her (fuck you one). so she was lost and mad etc why he said that to her and he told her that it was a mistake and he had no prob saying sorry but he has to think of what to say to his friend after that very awkward I love you and want to fuck you all night text.
#10 - partycats (08/14/2014) [-]
She used his phone on accident to text his best friend that she can't wait to fuck again.
User avatar #27 - deviousdanish (08/15/2014) [-]
You and schwerdaddy are a bit off, he meant to text his friend the "FUCK YOU" and his girlfriend the message about himself.
User avatar #24 - xxkelevraxx (08/15/2014) [-]
II read it as he was drunk and or very tired and sent the wrong texts to the wrong ppl.

IE he meant to tell his g/f he loves her

and his best friend "Fuck you!"
User avatar #22 - PhoenixD (08/15/2014) [-]
wasn't on accident
ho be cheatin
#23 - partycats (08/15/2014) [-]
Why would she use his phone then?
User avatar #26 - PhoenixD (08/15/2014) [-]
didn't have his number on her phone i guess? idfk
User avatar #14 - schwerdaddy (08/14/2014) [-]
That's honestly how I read it. Even if it's not the correct interpretation, it still makes sense.
#8 - MountainDewMe (08/14/2014) [-]
I believe he meant to text the girlfriend that he wanted to give her the ol' lickaroo and text the friend FUCK YOU!
User avatar #12 - mariopimp (08/14/2014) [-]
>ol' lickaroo

Lmao
User avatar #9 - jjamesgordon (08/14/2014) [-]
Interesting.
#7 - khion (08/14/2014) [-]
He meant to test fuck you to his bro and the I love you msg to his girl but got it switched around.

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User avatar #6 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
You just had kids? Huh.

What about the existential issues, what are you going to teach your kid? Are you going to brainwash her with some dogma? Or teach it to question it's surrounings?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
Had a kid*
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